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RomanceRe: 4 Ways Women Control Men (without Men Even Knowing It) by softMarket(m): 8:38am On Jan 06, 2017
They have this juju in them that when u wanna bleep them,u will promise heaven and earth...


U be like....baby I will buy u hammer jeep



. .Do u like paris? Just allow me and I will take u to paris grin grin



When the thing go hold u badly,

U be like....baby please lemme just put the mouth grin grin grin


My man, smellymouth can comfirm! cheesy
CrimeRe: 2 Men Arraigned To Court For Alleged Terrorism In Ekiti by softMarket(m): 8:28am On Jan 06, 2017
terrorism? huh


defendants sent a message to the
Divisional Police Headquarters Iworoko, Ekiti, threatening to bomb the station




So boko haram sent u pple to do their work in Ekiti?




Fayose will sign their death warrant!
PropertiesRe: Tired Of Crazy Billing?? Use This Bill Calculator To Estimate Your Light Usuage by softMarket(m): 7:10am On Jan 06, 2017
You calculated that u used 5k worth of electricity


NEPA will come with their own calculation that you used 18k


My man, just respect ur self and pay them or u no go see light for 1year!............grin grin


Its not funny o........It has happend to us in my area!
SportsRe: Riyadh Mahrez Is 2016 CAF African Player Of The Year by softMarket(m): 11:40pm On Jan 05, 2017
Mahrez. Is a nigerian......its just that he didn't want to play for nigeria! grin grin
SportsRe: Iheanacho, Alex Iwobi & Super Falcons Win Big At GloCAF Awards (Photos) by softMarket(m): 10:39pm On Jan 05, 2017
In football also......IPOB will be picking awards as if na beans them dey pick!! grin grin
LiteratureRe: Just Wrote This Poem, What'd You Think? Add Yours by softMarket(m): 6:15am On Jan 05, 2017
Nice......





Op..pls how do I create a thread?
EducationRe: Christine Izuakor Breaks PhD Record In USA (Photos) by softMarket(m): 10:50pm On Jan 04, 2017
Debra911:
Thank You
That guy is lying to you!!......
EducationRe: Christine Izuakor Breaks PhD Record In USA (Photos) by softMarket(m): 10:49pm On Jan 04, 2017
mavister:
Well said, but then I think its IPOB not IPOD or IPAD..
Yeah.....its IPOB!.....I made a mistake!
PoliticsRe: Accidental Discharge In Aso Rock Injures A Female Staff by softMarket(m): 10:03pm On Jan 04, 2017
They needed the woman out of the way,that's why they shot her!!!
Na their way!
Foreign AffairsRe: Gambian President-elect Adama Barrow Releases New Photos 2day 2 Show He's Alive by softMarket(m): 9:14pm On Jan 04, 2017
huh I didn't know that,there's APC in Gambia!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Different Era Of Slangs On Nairaland.. Check Them Out by softMarket(m): 8:59pm On Jan 04, 2017
I have fvcked all my fvck!
So I don't have any fvck to give!
EducationRe: Christine Izuakor Breaks PhD Record In USA (Photos) by softMarket(m):
Why always ibo pple......why huh


Always breaking records in foreign land!


In drugs-we will hear that malaysia arrested chinedu with drugs worth 2m,and the next day chibuzor will break chinedu's record by smugling drugs worth 20m!!....why? grin grin



In education- igbo girls will be collecting first class in degree and Phd"s programs anyhow, like say na beans and Garri ....why grin grin




In nigeria now....igbo man will be spraying 2m in somebody's wedding......why?....is there not reccession in the land again? grin grin



Ifeanyi uba will just be sending pple to westham,england to go and watch football.......why?.........how much is dollar? Is it 20naira?...grin ....ifeanyi uba no dey fear recession? grin




FG will be cutting workers salary and Anambra states is busy increasing workers salary!!....why??...........is Anambra state not afraid of Nigeria again? grin grin.




30 states are owing workers and Anambra state don't have fear to join other states and owe workers!.......are they mad? grin grin. Why won't they join the moving trainof oweing workers? cheesy



Even Rochas completed a fly over last month after 6 years under constrution!........where did he get the money?





If u want to see how serious Nigerian army is, wear IPOD polo and go and protest!.....thats when u will see that Nigeria soldiers are stronger than US and Russian army combined together!..........why?....IPOD brings out the best in Nigeria army!!.......grin grin grin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Onilogbo Hakeem Transforms Woman To Donald Trump & Buhari (Photos) by softMarket(m): 7:12pm On Jan 04, 2017
This is corruption grin grin
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye's N8m Polaris Slingshot (Photo) by softMarket(m): 5:38pm On Jan 04, 2017
Dino my man!!!!

Its been long I heard abt u nd ur toys!

Una travel b4?? grin grin
CrimeRe: Body Of Kidnapped Lecturer Found Inside Bush 2 Months After Abduction (pic) by softMarket(m): 5:34pm On Jan 04, 2017
I suspect her departmental students!!




She must have provoked one of her students!......

How can someone kidnap a lecturer and demand just 150k? huh And the family paid 100k



Check am nah!.....if to say na real kidnapers,they would have demanded millions!!
Foreign AffairsRe: I Stand By Jammeh, Gambian Army Chief Declares by softMarket(m): 4:38pm On Jan 04, 2017
Buhari go vex now, ....and send 5thousand nigerian soldiers there!





U knw Bubu no get sense!!
FamilyRe: Miracle! How Family Came Out Of This Fatal Accident (PHOTOS) by softMarket(m): 10:39am On Jan 04, 2017
GRACE
PoliticsRe: Without Buhari, Nigeria Would Have Plunged Into Extinction — Northern Governors by softMarket(m): 10:04am On Jan 04, 2017
Zombie governors
CelebritiesRe: Lady Swallows C0nd0m Through Nose, Gets It Out Through Mouth (WATCH VIDEO) by softMarket(m): 10:02am On Jan 04, 2017
Talent in condom issues!
PoliticsRe: Fayose’s Wife Spits Fire, Asks God To Shame Husband’s Enemies by softMarket(m): 10:01am On Jan 04, 2017
Supported!
PoliticsRe: Tension As National Assembly Gets 14days Ultimatum Removal From Office by softMarket(m): 9:55am On Jan 04, 2017
Fayose's wife rained curses on the enemies of her husband.

Feyisetan Fayose said all the wolves in sheep clothing working against her husband’s administration will be doomed.


Fearless woman!......standing beside her husband 24/7! cool
PoliticsRe: Tension As National Assembly Gets 14days Ultimatum Removal From Office by softMarket(m): 9:49am On Jan 04, 2017
The group said it wants Fayose's removal because of many
allegations of corruption and criminal conduct against the
governor





We know the group of pple that usually make statements like this!!......................APC
PoliticsRe: Tension As National Assembly Gets 14days Ultimatum Removal From Office by softMarket(m): 9:46am On Jan 04, 2017
APC aff cum again ooo


They now want to remove peter the rock,by fire by force!!




But I knw that jagaban of Ekiti will not fall to APC! Rather,he will start singing.......singing that will affect APC badly! grin grin
SportsRe: Enyeama Snubbed Me, Rejected My Calls Over 10 Times - Rohr Opens Up by softMarket(m): 9:42am On Jan 04, 2017
Leave him nah!
He doesn't want to play for Nigeria again!!
Is it by force??

He's not the only goal keeper in Nigeria!
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Even Get A Text Back From Any Man - Toke Makinwa Laments by softMarket(m): 9:38am On Jan 04, 2017
I can't drink an expired hollandia drink!

I dey mad??
CrimeRe: A Nigerian, John Okoro Escapes From Indian Prison by softMarket(m): 9:36am On Jan 04, 2017
yomi007k:
angry


IPOB prison break season 8.
Its better to do drugs and make millons than to be a ritualist and still remain poor!!.........afonja!

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