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Romance › Re: Why Do We Need A Girlfriend by Softorgasm(m): 7:57am On Jan 13, 2018

biacan:
Don't bring tribalism here biko

But Yoruba beans are sweet na..

I meant no harm..

Romance › Re: Is It Right If She Pops The Big Q by Softorgasm(m): 7:53am On Jan 13, 2018

Chikita66:
Its not right, if she pops the big question, will she be the one to pay her brideprice if the supposed guy is not ready to settle down?

The man should do the proposing.

first sensible comment from you since you registered last year.

Romance › Re: Why Do We Need A Girlfriend by Softorgasm(m): 7:50am On Jan 13, 2018

biacan:
A girlfriend

why is your Face like a Yoruba beans?

Romance › Re: Best Condom For Maximum Pleasure by Softorgasm(m): 7:48am On Jan 13, 2018

op use aboliki to rub the cap of your penis.

Romance › Re: Why Do We Need A Girlfriend by Softorgasm(m): 7:43am On Jan 13, 2018

amani63:
stop behaving abnormal
Because you understood what I met

Even your question don't make sense..

you asked why we need a girlfriend..
But what your 0.5 kB of an aba brain don't know is that your mom and all mothers in the world were ones girlfriends before wives..

please and please are you always stupid on Saturdays?

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Romance › Re: Man Teach His Lady How To Ride A Bicycle In Adorable Pre Wedding Photos by Softorgasm(m): 7:40am On Jan 13, 2018

is that not twaci?

Romance › Re: Why Do We Need A Girlfriend by Softorgasm(m): 7:36am On Jan 13, 2018

amani63:
you see how stupid you are
Is your sister your girlfriend, is your mom your girlfriend
Are you sure you have brush your mouth this morning
If you don't have better thing to comment go and sleep
For your senses to reset

You generalised by saying women are setbacks..

But what your 2kb IQ of a second hand brain don't know is that your Mom, sisters and girlfriend are women.

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Romance › Re: He Broke Up With Me Cause I Refused To Make Up His Friend by Softorgasm(m): 7:32am On Jan 13, 2018

op you have to forget him and move on..

the guy is immature with the brain of a two months old kid..

right from the moment he deleted your number in your presence, he showed that he is emotionally not ripe for a relationship..

op a guy should make your pant wet and not your eyes..

he even disrespected your mother..

op forget him and move on..

Romance › Re: Why Do We Need A Girlfriend by Softorgasm(m): 7:24am On Jan 13, 2018

Op you are a confused fool..
women are setbacks and yet you talked about a family..
now what is a family without your sisters and mother?
Are these people not women?
op your brain is filled with beach sands.

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Romance › Re: 10 Types Of Internet Trolls You'll Meet Online by Softorgasm(m): 7:21am On Jan 13, 2018

One way or the other, we are all trolls.

Romance › Re: At What Age And Position Should A Man Think About Marriage by Softorgasm(m): 5:47pm On Oct 28, 2017

27, with mature bank account..

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Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Young Nigerian Couple by Softorgasm(m): 5:45pm On Oct 28, 2017

AuroraB:
Well, thunder fire you and your entire family too.
Omo ale jati jati

Nne muru gi gba aka nwa

After they will say, no husband to marry.

Crime › Re: Policeman Kidnaps & Rapes 14-Year-Old Girl For 6 Days In Anambra (Photos) by Softorgasm(m): 3:41pm On Oct 28, 2017

AuroraB:
Na their way

I am not through with you.

Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Young Nigerian Couple by Softorgasm(m): 3:23pm On Oct 28, 2017*

AuroraB:
Thunder wipe your entire family, next time quote me yet again. You will die premature for following me about with your numerous handles.

lol hahahahahahahaha i swear this cracked me up....I just pity for you, as a young, little girl that ure, ure habouring so much hate for a fair, handsome, young guy...

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Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Young Nigerian Couple by Softorgasm(m): 3:15pm On Oct 28, 2017

AuroraB:
She wan do juve

Shut up

Romance › Re: With Jidenna 2yrs Ago (photos) by Softorgasm(m): 3:01pm On Oct 28, 2017

dollyjoy:

wetin dey worry this one?

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Romance › Re: With Jidenna 2yrs Ago (photos) by Softorgasm(m): 2:58pm On Oct 28, 2017

mzperry whats up? and welcome to nairaland.

Romance › Re: What Would You Want The World To Remember You For by Softorgasm(m): 2:56pm On Oct 28, 2017

By the Grace of GOD and smartwork and luck... I want to be the youngest billionaire ever before the age of 25..... I want to be up there with dangote, otega and bill gate.... its not just a wish, it is what is meant to be.... apart from that, i want to own barcelona football club in spain and a basket ball team in the united states of America, i want to own an airline transport company, i want to own the biggest hotel in Africa, right there in warri (delta state) I want to build the most beautiful and biggest football stadium in the world in warri (delta state) I want to build a world class private university and resort center in ughelli north in delta state... MY vision is to turn delta state to New york city.... IN GOD I TRUST.

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Romance › Re: I Lost My Iphone Today by Softorgasm(m): 10:54pm On Sep 26, 2017

Kelblaq:
Lol, you don see yahoo boy wey get iPhone and he nor get laptop

lol No o, but i don see yahoo boy when get samsung without laptop..

Fashion › Re: Ladies Let's Have Fun (photo) by Softorgasm(m): 10:41pm On Sep 26, 2017

Sigh!!!! its not by force to create a thread.

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Romance › Re: I Lost My Iphone Today by Softorgasm(m): 10:39pm On Sep 26, 2017

Caringguy:
I don't really know how my iPhone develop leg and walk outta my pocket

I have a very important work in that phone that's gonna fetch me 4500USD by the end of this month. Please if you're the one that mistakenly saw the phone pls return it asap and i promise to give you 300USD
It's a silver iPhone 6s plus

I misplaced the phone here in Badagry, if i don't see this phone i might commit suicide

Cc lalasticla

AT the bolded... chai!!!!! yahoo boy no laptop.

Celebrities › Re: Toolz Oniru Confirms Pregnancy Loss With New Photos by Softorgasm(m): 9:25pm On Sep 26, 2017

annnikky:
Hmmmm

this your hmmmmmm is exactly the cry u will cry out during flogging... watch and see...

Celebrities › Re: Toolz Oniru Confirms Pregnancy Loss With New Photos by Softorgasm(m): 7:11pm On Sep 26, 2017

annnikky:
Or u

oyo is your case, my flog nor get part 2, when i am done, na u go even tell me say thank u... i just dey look u dey laugh.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Softorgasm(m): 5:44pm On Sep 26, 2017

Guys look at the picture very well, is that an alien behind lionel messi?

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Romance › Re: Woman Referred To As The Indian Kim Kardashian. Her Body Is Unbelievable (Photo) by Softorgasm(m): 4:43pm On Sep 26, 2017

Ishilove:
What does she have to offer the world besides sculpted adipose tissues?

But firsteva said, you are busty with adipose tissues... so why hate on your kind?

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