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The car is the driver's bae. The guy didnt want to take her out for val, so the moto vex enter Mr Biggs by force wan go chop him own Val cho-chop.

ANSWER FAITHFULLY with fear of God - If Buhari and Jonathan are Banks, which one would you entrust your money with?

You can give reasons in your answers.

What was she thinking for God's sake? Is she mentally stable?

sinaj:
not till u cum out frm dat drum of water...

Like seriously? No way, I'm not coming outta that place. You will be happy you give me your number tho.

sinaj:
hiz cute...buh i prefer a dark or brown skin guy #teambrownsugar#

You look cute. Can I have your phone number?

My people dont worry, the man will soon say otherwise.

Any help at all?

Hi peeps, I use MTN, IRTEL & Glo, I need to call a particular number MTN/ETISALAT, what is the best call tariff. I want a call tariff that is as good as 10k/sec.

What is the best available option?

I'm pro APC but my question is, who is the standard bearer/presidential candidate of APGA?

Hmmmm, that babe take style set o.

Somebody should tell this man to go and sit down jare.

ritababe:
We tall girls our shape dey show well well, and some guys no wan born short pikin


Thats why am tall

How tall are you? share a coke with me

ritababe:
Make them no try am oh, if i nor fit suck am to turn am on, na that porn they help me oh..

Tell me something babe, will you like to hook up?

I used those books, I am not old please. I am a young guy.

If you are seeking any of the following job no problem:

Clear
Driver
Security guard
Messenger
Nani
House Help
etc

But if you are seeking for banking job, a good corporate organization like Shell, Oando, etc, your name is sorry.

Its too late to cry when the head is off.

Vote GMB 2015

Which kind prophet of doom be this wan na? Why him wan pour sand sand for our garri?

Abeg, make u na help me ask am, how many votes him carry?

Does he even have PVC?

Wether with or without his vote, Buhari will win.

This is really worrisome, what happened to our military? Even if this Boko Haram is a world conspiracy against Nigeria, what then has happened to our Military? Why wait for BH to attack and then run, before coming back to dislodge the insurgents. Where did our military officers school? Are they quick to forget that the best form of defense is attack?

See the way BH killed Nigerians whom GEJ swore to protect, see they way dead bodies liter our streets in North East. And yet GEJ was asking GMB how he spent his defense budget saying GMB didn't buy a single rifle, what a stewpid talk from Mr President.

We need to vote for change.

Police in Ondo State have disrupted a street rally organized by All Progressives Congress (APC) party members tagged 'Walk For Change' In Akure the state capital.

A group of policemen along Oyemekun road fired teargas canisters at the protesters as they marched peacefully on the main street.


After dispersing briefly to deal with the effects of the the teargas, the defiant marchers regrouped again to await Prof. Yemi Osibanjo, the vice presidential candidate of the party.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/01/09/police-ondo-disrupts-apc%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%9Cwalk-change%E2%80%9D-rally

Nice one. GEJ resign or be kicked out of office.

Vote Buhari/Osibanjo 2015-2019

ogb5:
Op, hope you are normal, why are you using the bible to support your jihadist.

Why will I, as a graduate, listen to someone without even school certificate. Guy, there are great and accomplished men in Nigeria, Buhari is not one of them, so I can't listen to Buhari.

HAba, how can an acclaimed graduate be talking like this?

Yes!

Vote Buhari/Osibanjo 2015-2019

solid3:
Just a question for you guys: If you have the trillions and powers that GEJ have would you not have done better than GEJ? Should we keep quiet and continue like this?

If your answer to the bolded is No, I bet with everything I have, you are more clueless than GEJ&PEJ combined.

Can you spot the differences?

The people were deceived with religion and name of the one who has become so clueless as his wife. But now the people are tired of his cluelessness and they want change.

Vote Buhari/Osibanjo 2015-2019

Just a question for you guys: If you have the trillions and powers that GEJ have would you not have done better than GEJ? Should we keep quiet and continue like this?

Take a look at the picture below, even the Bible says; “This is my beloved Son, with whom I am well pleased; listen to him.” Which of these men would you not listen to?

Change is inevitable come 2015.

Vote Buhari/Osibanjo 2015-2019

Weather they like it or not Nigerians are tired of PDP. Change is inevitable this time.

Sai Buhari/Osibanjo 2015

dudesexy1111:
Jus met dis girl at a party and we get talking collected her no and without wasting much tyme i told her i really like dat she should be my girl... And she accepted but wat jus get me insane is dat she doesn't call me i do de callings most and she cums online regularly so i confronted her and she said she is srry dat it not wat i think.. I accepted her apologies and we move... Den on christmas day i decided not to send her text but didnt knw when i text her to wish her merry Christmas...and she didnt even call me back to wish me also almost like 4 days she did not call me... Den the 5th day she send me text and said she is srry again wat sort of rubbish is dat... I accepted jus becuse i jus felt for her so much den on 31st i was thinking she will be de one to wish happy new year first no call no text i still called her and wished her..... Is dat am forcing my self on her or wat.....i have stopped calling her anyway have moved on... Sum girls dont worth it.... Will jus focus on my self more and getting better tins done dan all dis girlfrend ish

Invite her over to your place. Make attempt to make love to her. If she accepts you, fine If she doesnt, stop calling her from then.

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