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Shoro Niyen?

This is a confirmation of the failure of this out going administration. I as a Nigerian am totally disappointed in this GEJ led govt.

No power, no fuel to even power ur gen.

If no be people wey dey beg me since, if I vex ehn....

Babies.

Seems like a nice phone. When it is finally launched and the price is out, we will know if it beats infinix hot note.

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

Pls explain the sex in traffic part. I'm very interested in that cos I will like to try it out someday. Tenkx

Stuffs like this can be interesting conversation spark when there's silence during chat,. Here's an example of what I mean:


Girl: I Feel jealous whenever other ladies are looking
at you
Boy: Don't be jealous baby
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you have something they don't have!
Girl: What is that I have that don't have?
Boy: My heart!
Girl: *smiLes* Promise me you won't love another
Girl!!
Boy: I can't
Girl: So there's someone else? *sobs*
Boy: Yes! She will look exactly like you but more
younger than you and will call you mummy
Girl: Wow!
Boy: Yes! My angel... Only you owns my heart forever
Girl: I love you darling
Boy: I love you too baby... You will be my wife and I
will never cheat on you...
Girl: Same here my love **
Do such man still exist**?

Yes?
No?
Mybe?

Feel free to add yours.

klevjey:
That doesn't change the fact dat d left as* of ur father needs plastic surgery...

That doesn't change the fact dat d left as* of ur father needs plastic surgery...

A slowpoke m=o=r=o=n need no more hard earned response from smone like me. Since u don't have respect for ur fada. Fu¢ktard

klevjey:
ur papa left yansh

This is how we know a m=o=r=o=n.

Nice one. All this children of now a days who have no respect for constituted authority, it serves them right.

Brb

STPEACE:
we must examine the brain of all this trekkers, i dnt think their sanity is still intact. They can even trek to hell.

Guy, u don't need to do any examination, there's a report that says 80% of Nigerians will not pass sanity test. So, save urself some stress.

genearts:
Trekking and tweeting.... How do u charge ur phones?? abi una carry gen along??

They must have charged their phone and power bank at places where they put up at night. Kapish?

Lovely and inspirational. May God bless your intended Union. Amen.

Zonacom:
Sorry to ask dear. But what do you stand to gain?
What's wrong with girls of today

Guy, over maturity is worrying you. Are comparing your age with hers? If a child of 10 does not do what his agemate are doin and tryin to do what you do wont you be bothered?

Swerve abeg.

kwhiz:
ATTENTION, PLEASE BE CAREFUL


Today is 8th may 15.
being 8+5+15=28
We are in 21st century, been 21×28=508 combine the figures we have 508+2015=2523

it doesn't have any meaning.
Thank you for your attention.

Keep doing what you were doing

This is how we know who a slowpoke is.

Basildvalour:
Will she trek to where he is presently or take a vehicle to get to him


If she'll trek to him, good but if she'll take a lift, then, the trek will be incomplete.

#MyThoughts

U be bad guy mehn. If u be lecturer ehn, na so so fail students go dey fail ur course. But thank God u are only but a NLder.

Wrong list. Are u gay, why will Obanikoro make that list? Where is Akinwunmi America?

ugwum007:
Feel it...

Guy, what's the name of the weather report app you are using?

Also, which font app can one use without having to root this phone.

How do u take screen shot?

Is there any font changer one can use without rooting?

This baby should be given plastic surgery.

Give me the empirical evidence that this will not make front page.

rheether:
2moro, one yoruba tout go dey bash me for been an igbo girl. #SayNoToYorubaBoiFrnd.

When I saw ur profile pix, I decided not to correct ur grammatical error. I hope ur English will do justice to that.

Holla!

uncleck:
Is Infirnix Hot different from Infirnix hot note?

Yes. They are two different phones. The infinix hot note is the in thing. The infinix hot is a smaller version.

Opistorincos:
Bro I dey get ma own for 21,500 from konga

Thats nice. How did you do it cos I saw N23,500 both on jumia and konga and you will have to wait for days to get it.

I got mine jesterday. Nice phone. Got it at N25,500 at Zone 1 Abuja.

I'm here to rep Abuja chapter.

Yustash001:
One day Nigeria will own railway stations which are as standard as these...

And I hope these other people will wait for Nigeria to catch up cos when they had these kinda GEJ train 100 years ago, people like you where like "One day Nigeria will own railway stations which are as standard as these".

Chai, see the anger of bros J.

Here's the guys details bank details, Collins Ojone Account no 6234229283 Fidelity.

Na the guy dey disturb me with calls.

I already sent her my compliments. She Is my Nollywood crush, babe, wife and baby mama.

If you like her, thank you but look else where there are many women out there.

I'm not sharing my sweet pawpaw with any golddigger of a toaster.

Tenks

*solid*