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Why is it that anytime I hear about this ebola, the things that come to my mind are the movies Residendt Evil and World War Z? There's foul play somewhere. Some1 somewhere saw this coming.

There's definitely more to this than we know. God help us all.

You see why I told you to stop smoking weed and skunk? Now see what is happening...

bennyman4u2010: They will not any recruitment, mark my words. They are planning to recruit junior officers and then upgrade the existing senior officer. What SSS need most are the junior officer not cadet. Sorry guys!

Yes man. I wanna go for my Masters degree in electrical engineering. Still waiting for your response.

StarFlux: Pulpit dey wait for u o.

Yes, you can gain admission. What particular studies are you interested in, engineering masters only?

Hello guys, I can see the good work u guys are doing on this thread. Pls I want to ask you guys something.

Pls starflux this question is for you specifically and for any1 who can offer me useful info: I studied elect/elect engineering here in Nigeria and graduated with a 3.63/5 cgpa. Now what I really wanna know if this can get me admission in any of the free tuition schools in Norway.

I am really interested in going to Norway and I need this info. Even if it's not even in any of the popular ones like NTNU, UiO, Stavanger, or Bergen. I jst want u ppl to point me in the best direction where I won't be rejected.
I am patiently awaiting your responses so dat I can start my application. Can't wait to be in Norway.

No news bro, we're all just waiting.

samforjesus: Ebonyians, has any body gotten an invite, keep ur bros nd sis updated if anybody has gotten.

pride always goes before a downfall. ive always known u right from time to be an empty barrel on this thread but from what ive seen here it is quite obvious that you have become more stupendiously so. i am kissing a frog and bathing on a transformer right now but even through that, i can see that you're a hopeless braggard with nothing to show for your too much talk. your exam awaits you on saturday. ewu!!

emlilshady: allow me to enjoy nairaland while stock lasts. I'm only here for this season, some of you can kiss frog while the rest should bath on top transformer. thanks

Wetin dis1 dey talk? So why are you now applying for the job when candidates have already been picked? Sometimes I tend to question the value of your posts and contributions to this thread right from the very beginning...U too talk wetin u no know!!!

emlilshady: ... to write all these journals in how many minutes nah?for how many candidates nah?come!they should not deceive us, the ones for the job are already there. the most intelligent person will write all these but his name won't show. Lol!! I might not be able to write all these but I'm good in my own field 'computer science ' and 'mathematics ' and 'physics '

The King's Assembly- Airforce Junction Port Harcourt.

Truth my ass. I guess you're one of the mufus he just talked about. Ewu

ULSHERLAN: But he said d blunt truth and with dis I respect him more

What happened to "make of this what you will"?
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DPlacement: No. I don't work in Engineering and I cannot tell you anything about the SHL result.

But you just responded. I'm happy you're learning. You will die b4 u see my grave to spit on... Ewu gambia

emlilshady: I won't respond to your signal kid. I replied to a reasonable fellow that responded in a good manner. lay low#spit on your grave#

You always sound foolish anytime u post @emlilshady. Why so? #spits on user#

emlilshady: you sound like an agboro agent. join VÎÔ or apply for local taskforce.

I didn't want to answer this question since bcoz I knew one intelligent person would answer it correctly. And I was right, @folake u rock. I wish I had such questions in my test, all the same I'm waiting for my success mail...

folakeojo: I don't think this is correct. A 100% error shud double the initial figure and not add a zero to it. I think the correct answer is 1000%. I stand to be corrected tho

Is today the last day for the online tests? Is any1 writing tomoro?

Hello Guys, thanks for all the info on this thread, you guys are too much.

What I really want to say is that while we talk about the format of the exam, we should not forsake those who haven't submitted because the submission is still very much ON until August so please help any1 who hasn't submitted with as much info as you can. Emlilshady, I think you're cool but u should try to be accommodating and not haughty. All of una de try sha. God help us all.

Ikenna this is what I have made of what you've just said:

You're absolutely wrong for sighting the referee's "Africanness" as a reason for his poor performance during the match. You should've just blasted the man's incompetence rather than attributing his failure to the fact that he is African.

Africa is a great continent blessed with great people except you. Africa is moving forward (like buffalo soldiers) not backward as u wrongly think. Whatever obstacle this continent is experiencing (corruption, impunity -as you say), we would get over it in time. You're the one who's backward and corruption and impunity will always rule your life if you don't take correction when you make a mistake. When I read your first comment about the referee I thought it was a mistake but now I know it was ignorance or st*pidity. And to think that you're even african makes you look even more stupendiously ignorant when I read your comments.

As for me, I never held you in high esteem so I'm not even disappointed one bit because you don't even know who you are or where you're from. And since it has become a regular thing here not to care what people think about some things people say here, I guess you can equally make of this what you will.

ikenna58: You wouldn't see many laughable performance from top referees like what was on display tonight...

A peculiar case was an instance where the referee looked behind him and sighted a player down on the turf... He just blew a free kick in favour of the player not knowing what led to the player laying down on the turf, or whether he just feigned injury just to get attention!

We rarely see africans holding top positions globally or getting involved in many top decision making... Most of those few who manages to get there makes a mess of the whole thing. Africans have a way of imploding and getting overwhelmed on world stage when it matters most!

@OkeyJames Africa is so backward and will continue to be until corruption, impunity and lack of respect for the rule of law is eradicated or brought to the barest minimum! More should bother u as to why after all the international assistance and foreign aid africa is still wretched and underdeveloped, and not about a correct statement I made.

@Dpress I am trying to be meticulous on the kind of response I give to u, trying not to sound insulting... But on a lighter note, it shouldn't be any business of mine if u hold me in high esteem or not, should it? And that u think u are wrong holding me in high esteem, that should be your personal problem; not mine nor anyone on this thread, shouldn't it? Don't worry bro, you have succeeded in getting the attention you so crave for! On a more lighter note, don't over shake your head so you don't develop unnecessary headache, cos you are OYO!


And yes, that algerian referee was sh1t tonight!

#MakeOfThisWhatYouWill

Possible answer from Dplacement for this Question: I can't give you the answer to that question now because I don't have it. Make of that what u will

gilbert4real: @DPlacement when should we be expecting the results of the Shl test?

Bros pls help a broda out. Send d questions to babeless2003@yahoo.com .you're blessed. Thanks

romoruyi: @CharlyG1.........There was verbal but it was few and different from the normal 1s.....i got ur sms i wud send you the materials right now!!!

Is any1 writing the test today or did any1 write yesterday?

Come on man, give the nigga a break!!

tobiflink: Seun messed Up big time with the username change thing.

The people wey de advice dat governor de smoke a different kind of weed. Cuz if na d weed wey all of us knw, them suppose tell am better tin to do. APC is a party of retards!!!

gleaf: So Adamawa has gone to the dogs! Just cos a gov wana save his political life he decided to shut down the state for 48hrs and yet a SANE human being said I should support APC..... Smh

My friend combined Egusi soup and boiled eggs. The eggs served as meat cuz there was no meat in the soup.

See girls de talk say men de cheat. Who are they cheating with? My mind tells me it's oda guys' girlfriends. Chew on dat babes!!!

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Or what?

CaptJHMiller: Yeah.. this hostility is obviously because I used the word "muslim" in my post. I get that you are afraid of muslims, I don't hold that against you. Everyone has fears, and I don't give a hoot about yours.
Besides I wasn't talking to you, so don't quote me again.

Does any1 have any idea how many graduates they will recruit from the management trainee scheme?

Are you kidding me? Come on bro how did this happen?? I wish I cld help you here bro but I don't know wwhat to say. Each mail is sent wit a unique link which contains all the details u need for your test. Well your best bet is to call any of these numbers. 08137210564, 08132764076, 08138798792, 08137332173. Those are the numbers they left on the mail for inquiries. Sorry bro

ogahope: I mistakely deleted my invitational email. Can I stil get it back? Pls some one shud talk to me

Sandra abeg drop am for babeless2003@yahoo.com. Thanks

sandylurv: God bless you topelouis,recieved!
Ehm,those that have gotten ,lets help share to others.Thanks.
If u havent got,drop ur email addy so it can be forwarded to u.

Guy pls don't hesitate to send it to babeless2003@yahoo.com. God bless u. Thanks

jkels: inbox me to get the workforce sample questions. kelvinuche1@yahoo.com FREE OF CHARGE

Hi Rolly, I'm in ph too. Mine is on d 14th, 4-7pm. U think we can hook up and share ideas?? Pm me ur number or any contact detail..

Rolly83: Very Intresting,just got mine now...I'm in Ph....

If you don't wanna join then don't. Don't always hope that everytin will be tailored to suit you. This is why there are crisis everywhere in this country. People want to have everything their way. By the way ,who cares about your pictures??

Capt. JH Miller:
Don't u know some people don't like to show themselves? I don't hv a FB accnt, evn if I should open one for this, how do u knw when I do not upload pics, I have principles when it comes to pics n online, it's a muslim thing. I think you should think this through for the sake of the few like me. Thanks.