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The thing about it is not even the bottle alone, every1 had d same color, orange. Nice 1 @op

Youngsage: Hehehe... So who else remembers this bottle from primary school? It was so common, almost every kid had one! I don't think it's still available now though. Do you? Let's bring back those memories!

I also feel it was a well ochestrated murder seeing that he chose the D-day to be on valentine's day. I find it incumbent that this guy sees the inside of a prison cell. At least for owning a firearm and using it.

manny4life: He's GUILTY... A well orchestrated murder.

The APC have heaved a sigh of relief concerning this matter and that makes me believe even more that they have a hand in this. I don't trust politicians, they're all involved in this. I don't bliv anything they say.

Oga teacher now that you're here, let me challenge ur intelligence: blueband is not butter, it's margarine. Blueband is made from vegetable oil(or fat) while butter (any butter) is made from animal fat.
Maybe u shld go to the romance section if u didn't know this.
#moral leesson: don't attack ppl wen u wanna correct an impression, no be u know pass.

TheBigUrban2: Please sir, you have been told previously to stick to the romance section where intelligence is not challenged.

Good butter has to be refrigerated.

On very hot days, even the blueband butter that Nigerians like to keep outside the fridge can melt (closed windows).


Furthermore, there are some brands of butter that do not get very solid in the fridge.

See this one talking as if she can answer the question if asked. All these "stop it I like it girls" in naija. They want it even more than you. In this case, I prefer Houston, Texas

deols: There are no blurred lines. #simple

@OP u try well well. NO.3 is the one I hate the most. Why do I gotta thank a babe for accepting a simple friend request? I wonder what these girls must be thinking of such guys. I've even slammed sm1 cuz of this b4.
@temigracie what did u say?

temigracie: ...lol...one of those things Naija girls hate about Naija boys....some guys need to upgrade for real....


.....Later you see them opening a counter thread now, they will not accept they are wrong most tyms and try to make amends.....

.....Anyways, ayaf sed my mind oooo....He who has ears let him hear.....

nollywood no go kill me o. INCASE?? Diaris goduo

Ceasar1: I wasn't space-booking.
That's the funniest I came across.

Spacebooking here is highly prohibited

Ceasar1: Incase.

One title will do

Guykhena: Too many to list.......

Nollywood producers and directors have been known among other incompetencies to cessary names to their movies. One of the funniest I've heard is: don't steal my tears.
The floor is open guys......

I've not seen a nollywood movie since 2006 so I guess I've been delivered from seeing all the rubbish. Nollywood is one sick joke and a waste of money. @OP u forgot to mention the ridiculous titles they give to their movies.

She's broke. QED

O boy see chics
Sometimes when I hear stories like this1, it reminds me how suddenly and swiftly everytin we have can just go away. If they finally get divorced, their lives will still go on.
All of this is to teach us all that no one is spared the harsh realities that come with living on this planet called earth, it can happen to any1. A pastor can say all he wants on the pulpit and the minute he steps down frm that pulpit, reality is out there waiting, especially in his home and in his dealings with other people.
I think the girls will do okayeven after their parents separate. I'm not surprised, not everything lasts.

The most painful part is that these damned politicians don't care @ all but I'm happy that death doesn't care too. And wen it comes, u don't go with your money. Dennis is a man.

damiso: Wow such selflessness.. God bless him and grant him succour.Really really touching and sad story see how this Patrick Sawyer man just used his own to affect such promising lives This ebola thing is so sad

The state of healthcare in Nigeria is just saaad just too sad.I try not to paint Nigeria in a bad light or say things like 'Nigeria is finished' etc but the horror stories I have heard and witnessed before even my own father's death is just too pathetic for a country with such huge resources.

DammyMADBOI. Nothing to learn frm this post

dammymadboi: Mumu.it not right for anybody to be jealous

Swear say u never chop for fastfood (eg KFC) before!!!

priscaoge: Had I know is always late. They don't know the implications of eating a sick animal. U see Y I hate frozen foods especially fish n chicken#Nonsense, I rather buy a live one,Pay n they kill it 4 me.




RIP 2 them!

Don't u tell your friends wen a guy woos you or tries to? Are u then immature??

temigracie: ...Yeah, thats true....
..We cant handle the rejection and the shame of being rejected.....
..Some immature guys will even tell their friends about it...

Nice write up dear, u certainly have a point there but I think ur opinion is one-sided. Therefore, I will tell my guys here to stop marrying silly women too. Don't get me wrong sha, the truth is dat what you've jst talked abt applied to ladies too and I think you failed to point that out.
Thanks

aisha2: Its easy to blame men for all our woes when we women enable it.

While dating you see it all. Women who will feel superior to other babes because they are the "main chicks" and others are the "side chicks" forgetting that they are all equall sharing the same pen-is, meanwhile her defination of main chick is that he has unprotected se-x with her and protected se-x with others such foolishness.

You see them desperately fighting and working to just become Mrs even when the husband is obviously not a husband material. I married "late" by Nigerian standards so yes I have seen plenty, when at 29 I refused a proposal because the man cheated you would think I murdered someone, I was declared doomed to be forever single, I was advised to look the other way, all men are like that I would never find a husband bla bla bla. Me with my stuborn head I no gree, I said better I be single than married and misearble not knowing where my husbands peni-s will be resting daily. The man obviously used to dealing with the mentality of some women was even saying " ehnn, even if I have my weakness shouldnt you pray for me instead?". I simply reminded him that I wasnt his mother and I wanted to marry a sane responisble adult not an over grown baby

When women stop marrying silly men they will adjust but as long as women continue accepting any and everything and count themselves "lucky" to be married to a man who is obviously not ready mentally to be married we will keep seeing stroies that touch

Quite witty @OP but I really don't understand the mercedes' meaning. Abi I no sabi english again?

Girls de package sha.

Circle

Babeless2003@yahoo.com, may allah bless u richly, amen

Bro pls do me (and yourself) a favour: blank dat girl. Don't call her again as she requested and I promise you won't regret it. You can thank me later.

ebujany: Hi guys..pls i have a very serious problem.

My girl went to nysc and changed totally. she's now a stranger from who i use to know. it started from wen she got to camp. wen ever i call her, she wnt pick up and wnt call back, flash or send call me sms as the case may be. wen she finally picks she will say she was busy. she told me about a corper that works in ICT in her camp and that the guy wants to help her get posted to a good PPA.

She said they normally do the fixing with money but the guys said he will do that for her with his own money. I noticed that wenever i call, she's not happy. we quarrel about everything from wer she is to wat is happeing there.Today, she finally got posted to a nice place of PPA and I was happy for her. When i called her, her call was on call waiting OVer 10missed calls she didn't pick.

this was a girl that wen ever I call even if her call is on call waitin she will ask the caller to call her back that she wants to answer my call but she didn't. wen she finally picked she told me she was talkn with the guy.i asked wen it started that the guys call is now more important than mine.she got angry and said i shld stop calln her.am so mad ryt now don't know wat to do.

Chizoss is this a dream or what? Mk dons??

To add to what you've said, it also makes me wonder how we challenge the very essence of our existence. Some1 said even God himself couldn't sink that ship but we can see what an iceberg did to eat. Pride really goes b4 a downfall. #science and faith#

JustCare: Anytime I remember this incident of April 12 1912 I feel a sudden sense of calm overwhelming me...something that really makes my soul sobber.

Hello guys!! Has anybody from Ebonyi received any message so far Plz indicate let's knw what's up. Thanks

May your soul rest in the bosom of our Lord Jesus. Humanity owes you one......

Broda plz try and send me the past questions cus I was invited to write on Tuesday 19th August, plz send it to babeless2003@yahoo.com. I sent u a mail though jst plz respond. God bless

Felixitie: Hey guys,u cnt gate crash..cos d names of d invitee is wt d security and dey wil kal u wt d name list inside.drop ur email,I wil send u d pq.buh..

Mmmeeeeeeee!! #the sound that goats make, that's all I've ever heard whenever this fellow speaks. The only problem here is dat we don't knw if it's a she-goat or a he-goat. U came to test people's limits cuz u are idle and have nothing to do wit ur tym. Ewu!!

emlilshady: u guys are funny though, I wish to continue testing your limits...LOL!! expect more from me soon.
N/B: abusing me takes nothing from me neither does it add to my way of living. Insulting me is like when an uncivilized citizen of the country is disrespecting our President on media. I FEEL YOUR PAINS, but take it as part of my training for u . You will see worse later, u better adapt .

As I was saying, may we proceed? where did u stop?
Please don't tell the admin to kick me out. thanks

Ya mama!

emlilshady: @Solidman, yah Mpa!
@lorRhyMeZ, thanks, typographic error due to rush typing.

May thunder fire every confusionist in this thread, no time.

emlilshady: for your info, I'm a Benue guy from Boko to be precise. as you can see, I'm the noisest here, thunder faya anybody wey abuse me here!no time.