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1: tall,handsome/beautiful,knows how to cook but very harsh and disrespectful.

2:respectful,short not average,God fearing but has a terible mouth odour and dont know how to cook.

3:respectful,knows how to cook,keep your home clean,welcome your visitors properly,God fearing but short and very ugly.

Pynkylypz:
Make i follow you. Mtcheeewwww

follow her now whats my bizz there?? I'm jst telling u hw dangerous u girls are.....

makydebbie:
Mtcheew

thats the truth dear..... You might never know the thousand demonds that you possess..... I de fear oo

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This is a very sad truth but it has to be told. Before I came up with this conclusion, I've done series of research and asked numerous questions and the answers and result I've got so far point to only one direction; which is, the only enemy to our young adults bright future are the girls. Believe it or not, its the truth and it was never meant to be easy to believe. Hey guy, I don't know if you've ever asked yourself this question. Why is it that when ever you decide to do something meaningful with your life, then, just like a flash from nowhere a girl will just manifest and your ministry will end half way? It's strande isn't it. Believe it or not,girls are the darkness to our bright future so we should run away for the love of our future, guys do you agree??

[quote author=Womanpleaser post=60928655]I came

I saw, and

Conquered.

D hole between D legs have done great and mighty tinz in my life.

To D virgins, una dey miss.

Grab a dick today.

Penetrate a pussy now.

Destroy dat virginity before death takes U away.

Enjoy.[/quote
its obvious that you are one of those born throwaway children roaming the street... And please,who dashed you a phone that you used in posting nonsense for the world to read....?? I mean no offense bro but pls always be reasonable

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Many a time,I've been in a situation where at time I find it difficult to give a fair answer to most of the questions most of my female friends throw at me. One which normally took my breath away is the that concern when or which age a girl good for marriage?

ikp120:
Kini big deal? I married her for who she is, not who she was! She also married me for who I am, not who I was! I didn't even marry her for babies sef

Abi pikins to adopt don finish for "market" ni?

Abeg this no be problem jare.

you must be an epileptic quango,or hocuspocus pooh pooh,or a new born fool of the new millenium to allow such disgusting thoughts bleed through your gutter..... Do you even know the excense or meaning of marriage? Please next time shut your trap if you dont know what to say rather than peacing me off you Nigeria mehu-mehu

PussyBlower:
Shut the Fûçk up, You're being Clever by quarter of half ..No Fûçking Man with a fûçking good thinking faculty would approach a woman in that fûçking manner not even a fûçking "renowned"G-boy..Would you have said such if she was to be your Sister? Imagine such animalistic behaviour from a fucktardic Mofo from one fûçking Onitsha..is that the fûçking way they fûçking they approach their women down there? Too many mofo roaming the fûçking surface of the Godamned earth!

who is this babaric uncircumcise slowpoke of the highest oder? Look here onus probandi,just because you are raised in a spiritualy immolated society dosen't mean you have to show case your quango and animalistic pugnaciousm every where. This is a dormain for positive investive minds and not for poverty sticken addicted kids whom can not present theirselves properly. So please mine where you tweedle dum as you are a tweedle dee because I won't have you pollute this dormain ovagastically you nature mehu mehu.

Do u have sex with ur partner to prove love or u just have it for pleasure sake??

shinarlaura:
Lol. .. that's why I like u. Keep being you.


I ve been around just shying u .

Guess u had a good rest. Heard u guys had two days of no work

hey shy little princess.... I know u'd die to be beneath my chest now.. Come for a good bang.. Doggy-dog style

DeGuyNxtDoor:
lol bro..mind your neck oo

leave him.... Na when im go get dislocation na then im go understand

DeGuyNxtDoor:
is it position you wanna know or how they want it or both


Which one

damn...... The both

Some love it fast while a lot others love it slow and gently for a proper pleasure.... The question,which position do you like best to provoke the burning sensation?

y3mi:
Dude, thing is...normally it is not a MUST, however in Nigeria it is a MUST due to the way everything in Nigeria is upside down however not in a slavish and mumuist way. The difference between the impulse to spend on a girl you like/love (mumu) and the propensity to spend on the same girl you like/love (judicious) is determined by how frequent you sweat/make/earn/hustle/steal/embezzle/loot/launder/inheirt/risk to acquire that money.

PS Endeavor to spell correctly, let us make Nairaland a better place once again.

ur comment is as senseless as u re... Re u sure ur ain't one of those broke ass tyire fixers that live at mile two junction No offense ooo

lefulefu:
rich guys dont complain about spending
hope u know

but u,u ain't rich but u re poorer than poor... Wait oo what category of poverty re u in??

Nickizoe:
berra carry ya Triangle squared face outta my comment..

Male Halot!


Go Bleep ya mom.. Bitch

you are a typical example of a commercial street prostitute... Please let me ask, did you inherit that gift from your parent or is it a generational course?? Look here bitch,you ain't human but an animal....

fetrillion:
Obviously, u are mentally unbanlanced.Ur I.Q is so infinitesimal to comprehend wot av written.
I never said u sud give ur entire life to a girl,give wot u know u can afford to loose.Try to be responsible for once n don't be bereft of "Common sense"..Apparently, u lack one bro...

you painstakenly ignore the fact that am the boss and I demand some respect from nature deprived brainless street begger like you... Look here,am a learned young man with high self esteem and I don't think I would ever have anything to do with an unmnemonic animal like you so the very next time you try to use audated English on me again eh... I'll make sure you regret ever living a worthless life.

lefulefu:
i no be gra gra gra guy na
u know some guys will just rough handle d girl...wont even wait for her to get wet.dem put their tin inside the dry honeypot
and such guys if the babe request on valentine day make he take her out he will be shouting gold digger! golddigger! upandan .
hmmmm i am not initial gra gra o
slow and steady
slow and steady
then u steadly increase..then fast
just like when u changing car gears

u re a fvvking street broke ass boi... Get ya damn ass outta here...

Nickizoe:
. Hahahahahahahah.. .. Some guys can be acrobatic in romance oo..

Wot of if he scarter the snail nko?? ?

The guy suppose need money to amend am nah..

Lefulefu. If u scarter my ponny anytime, u will pay. Simple.. . If una like call am any name... Is my ponny and needs maintainece.. . Hahahahahahahah

who d heck is this lefulefu and his tiny bitch who claims she gat somethin'she ain't?? Look here bitch lemme tell ya wat u gotta hear... Ur poony or wat so ever u call it is ain't gold so if u're not ready to sell it to rick niggies at d cheapest price then u go fvvk urself cos niggis ain't smiling.... Or u just continue selling it to lefulefu ya fvvking street boy.

fetrillion:
John 3:16
For God so loved d world DAT he "gave" his only begoten son..
There is no way u would love witout giving..
we guys sud be sensitive to d needs of our ladies .Give something DAT won't cost you something...Give wot won't affect ur savings n don't pretend to have wot u can't offer..
I personally don't joke with my savings,I give my babe d penny DAT is left after my savings bcs my savings is my guaranteed future.
My savings has taken me dis far but many ladies have left me so far..she cud say she's no longer interested again tumoro but only ur savings n project would console n put a smile on ur face.Give wot u can let go n wot won't cost u a fortune....dis is only applicable to relationship n not marriage!!!

fvvvvk you modafvvvvker.... What de fvvk u think u doing huh?? I cnt do that niggi.... Bitches ain't got nothing to offer than pain,lies and betrayal,so u gotta fvvking knw dat b4 a suckling bitch turn u to a broke ass man dat u dreamin'to be.....

Curvinus:
Incel rage....




like Eliot Rogers?

thats right niggi... You gotta quote ma lines for I give no fvvvk so any bitch who wanna flunt around with ma money, Im only not gonna kill her to make it worst, am also gonna make sure I rost her corps..... They claim they got needs so we too got needs thats why I go to sleep with an AK as a grown ass man..

Curvinus:
If a girl doesn't think you're worthy of her, she'll demand for something more worthwhile to let you sleep with her. It's up to you decide if you're willing to part with she wants or you move on to the next one.

But if it is the case that girls are repeatedly asking you for favours in a relationship or before they let you sleep with them, then it could mean that you are either low on the social ladder or you don't just cut the grade. So, you either accept your place and pay up or you try fapping to porn.

get de fvvvk outta here,u ain't making any damne sense. Listen up hommie, I ain't gonna sit around and watch a bitch ditch me around so for that I'm gonna fvvcking go to sleep with an AK.

Nma27:
Haba, just told u what u wanted to hear na. Don't spend. Its your money, none of dem helped u work for it... Hope u get my drift.
I seriously don't appreciate d insult pls

am pretty sorry honey..... Dont worry I will make it up to u

StephDamielola:
THERE IS A REASON WHY THERE IS A SHIP IN THE WORD RELATIONSHIP.

YOU MUST RELATE TO MOVE THE SHIP

THE MOMENT YOU BOTH AGREED TO DATE, YOU BOUGHT A SHIP.

A SHIP HAS TO BE MOVED FROM PLACE TO PLACE, ITS NEVER STATIC.

AND IN EVERY GOOD SHIP THERE IS A CAPTAIN AND AN ENGINEER

THE CAPTAIN (MAN) GIVES DIRECTIONS AND INSTRUCTIONS, HE ENSURES YOU DON'T HIT A ROCK AND EVERYONE IS CARRIED ALONG


WHILE THE ENGINEER (WOMAN) GIVES IT SUPPORT AND ENSURES IT GETS GOING.

#WOMAN KNOW YOUR ROLE

bia this girl..... Dont just dare quote marriage tips here, what u said are all true but not on the area of dating; dating is like applying for a casual work,its employ to be sack someday.... If u end up lavishing the guys life savings and letter leave him,which other woman will marry him broke

Nma27:
Pls and pls don't spend for any girl... They don't need ur stinking money!

no point of telling me who you re cus ur comment has already done it. You are a typical example of fraudulent fools that go about dating any guy u see for money and here u re saying rubbish....