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baby cool ,seems u are digging SIENA, BABY BE COOL

where's evry body ? ,GONE FOR LAUNDRY? , WELL SIENA AND WATERWORKS -SPREAD THE GOSPEL

A little boy walks into a church on confession day ,holding a sheet of paper containing all the list of sins he had committed,wen it almost got to his turn to see the father ,the little boy became pressed and so he had to use the toilet. Afterwards on getting to the auditorium he couldnt see his sheet of paper,so he started crying and crying until the father had to intervene-

FATHER: ''Son what makes you cry ,get up for you are in the right place to be,The lord god is here to turn your crying to laughter

LITTLE BOY: (SOBBING) '' Uhh ,uhh, Somebody has stolen my sins''.

A little boy walks into a church on confession day ,holding a sheet of paper containing all the list of sins he had committed,wen it almost got to his turn to see the father ,the little boy became pressed and so he had to use the toilet. Afterwards on getting to the auditorium he couldnt see his sheet of paper,so he started crying and crying until the father had to intervene-

FATHER: ''Son what makes you cry ,get up for you are in the right place to be,The lord god is here to turn your crying to laughter

LITTLE BOY: (SOBBING) '' Uhh ,uhh, Somebody has stolen my sins''.

water works why are you harrassing my polls? , is it wrong to express oneself as he wishes,pls is either we become frends or u stay off my lawn

siena,siena, sound like a jovial guy, are you really the one tuyping these posts or do u have an instructor? cos from ur name i can see united kindgom attached to it,good to see you are keeping it real,dnt mind water works ,with so much water attached to someones name - TELL ME WHY IT IS HARD TO CLEAN UP??

water works i dnt knw if you are a plumber or a bore hole expert ,why take it so personnally ,maybe you are one of dem girls dat wear theirs for one week plus , and are you that GOLLIBLE to have brought your fathers' personnal issues here, Take it easy,this is just a nairaland post no one is coming to RAID YOUR ROOM to find out the truth

GOLLIBILITY AT IT'S PEAK !!!

Ladies do u knw a guy can wear a boxers for a whole one week without changing,am not trying to encourage filth but,ladies have to knw that a guys body is quite different from that of a ladies,

I MEAN A GIRL WEARS THE SAME PANTS FOR 3DAYS U CANT SIT CLOSE TO HER because OF THE STENCH ,UNLIKE WE GUYS.you all should know that dnt deceive yourselves

This is for the ladies- when you keep a girl as your close frends you guys get along real good,but once you decide to toast that your close frend ,they start avoiding you like a plague ,or they start forming for you,pls i want to know why this happens

LADIES WHY.

I Have this belief that nigeria girls are not very humorous compared to thier counterparts abroad,
u see a nigerian girl and you crack a joke she looks at you as if u are not making sense,

Although some of them are humorous ,others need to loosen up a bit-I GUESS IS THE ECONOMY

sO I BECKON ON NIGERIAN GIRLS TO LOOSE UP SO GOOD THINGS CAN COME TO THEM.

OMO,boys how this valentine go be or are you among those boys that claim malaria on february 14th

So what do u tink how do we go about this? and what is the best gift to give your girl this valentine?

Hello naira landers i am a 23yr old guy,good looking enough but i have not been impressed over the statistics of my relationships , it seems it is very difficult to get a pretty girl to my self and i dnt knw why.
Tell me are pretty girls difficult to source? OR NA MONEY KILL AM?

I TOASTED A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME AT AGE 12 -MY NEUGHBOUR,WELL MY BROTHER AND HIS FRENDS WERE THE ONES THAT PUSHED ME TO
SINCE THEN I ASSUMED A KIND OF CONFIDENCE

From my experience working on the island i have noticed that any ZENITH GIRL i see to me seems like a kind of temptation , is that a marketing strategy or is it mordern form of prostitution?
pls am i the only one getting these feelings,because the way it is A GIRL CAN EVEN LUST AFTER THESE GIRLS,to show you how sweet they appear.

well all i can say is that i am
6ft 2inches, a christian ,BSC graduate in political science, working(In the bank))
age;23, dark,intelligent,funny ,but i cant post my full name pls

WELL.,. I NEED TO BE CONVINCED TO ATTACH MY PICS PLS,,VERY RESERVED GUY.

07023107134,08033480798.

NAIRALANDERS LETS SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE WITH YOUR QUOTES,THE GOOD ONES WILL GO INTO MY ARCHIVE PLS I NEED ALL YOUR DONATIONS HERE.


"In the fertile land of promises;many have died of hunger''---------Anonymous

'' I have never met a who has given me as much troubles as my self''---Anonymous

''My son what you need to do is to get married,if you find a good wife you will be happy, if not you will become a philosopher''---------- Socrates

''Investment in knowledge will always yield the highest interest''---------Benjamin Franklin

''Once a mind has been stretched by a new idea, ,It never returns to it's original shape''-------- Chukwuma Soludo

''Life must be understood backwards;but lived forwards''-------- Cicero

this is for the ladies in the house i am in search of a girl to really call my own ,pardon me if i sound proud but i like pretty girls(chocolate) with a very attrctive shape (u knw what i mean). i want to make this clear that this is not a joke,is for a real relationship. i have not yet enjoyed having a really pretty girl you can call your own with peace of mind ( u know what i mean) cos i do believe one can still source good pretty girls ,if you are the on

pls u can write me on :somto_drag@yahoo.com or call 07023107134
cant say much other details will be given on a face to face contact

ladies i hope i dnt sound fake? pls trust me
am a nice guy, Let's add the ''FRIEND' to the ''SHIP'' together.

thanks

HEY naira landers i want to know and be identified with my own people,all the ESUT GRADUATES indicate yourselves from wherever you are as for me:

2005-political science

did u say the msg went into your bulk folder? and apaert fro dat did some ohers receive a call ?
i want to know.

i just asked david mark to see me in my office this evening

I seem to experience a slight headache and weakness when hungry,is like nothinh=g interests me until i have eaten to my fill. is it completely normal?