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Chinese and their Asian way of reasoning

Robots are not yet sophisticated enough to displace human in profession such as teaching

The AI running in these robots are practically just evolving

These robots can be accidentally altered by the AI running in them

And by the time you know it

We all will be reading on the internet how 'teaching robots killed underage students in Chinese Kindergarten"

Can't wait for it though

nice one

This is just the beginning

How I wish the US can mass bomb the Northern part of Nigeria

We reasonable Nigerians will all be eternally grateful for such a kind gesture

Even South Western Nigerians too will have a rethink as that will serve to them as a dangerous warning to start being reasonable

Is lifelessness a crime?

Just asking

Nothing

Just that the Saraki in me will be humbled and I will feel contented

Anything to split the house from within is a welcome development

Nice one from Presidential aspirant Sowore

No time to check time

Donald Trump just said it as it is and immediately moved on with his presidential functions and responsibilities

While Nigerians and their leaders are busy wailing over what he said

Even with this man that he just met, I can see life all over the place

Unlike the lifeless meeting Trump had in April where a privileged Mallam met a world leader

Modified: Trump and misplaced priorities sometimes

Why giving the pressmen red card?

An award you should have given the Mallam you hosted in April

Unfortunately, we don't even need a foreigner to do that

Saraki will beat them hand in hand

By teaching them modern politics

Here we go again

Prepare to meet your vain

In Buhari's Daura reign

A token but a change

A futile, shallow aim

Nice one from Mr Aruba Amirthanayagam

But rumor have it that our President travelled to America in April this year in a desperate bid and attempt to gain international recognition

He considered it more of a privilege in meeting Trump than the other way round

He didn't engage in any intellectual conversation with Trump apart from where he was busy defending the undefendable Herdsmen

Instead of paying close attention to what Trump was saying, he was busy looking at the befitting settings of Donald Trump Presidential Office and the beautiful images carved inside Whitehouse at large

Trump laughed and dined with him

And exactly 4 months later, Trump mocked him on international media

Claiming that he was so flabbergasted with the meeting he had with Nigeria's ailing President "Mallam Aboki Buhari."

Saying, "It was such an exanimate meeting and I never wanted to meet someone as lifeless like him again."

But how did I know all these sef?

Nah Nairaland information dey rush me

Desperate attempt by power hungry politicians to label Saraki bad and make Nigerians find faults in him

It has always been a norm and a conventional practice for the Anti-Saraki's group in Kwara State to decamp to antithetical parties whenever needs arise

Ever since Saraki joined national politics, he has been more Democratic and exceeding people's expectations in terms of performance

He's the first Senate President to be produced by the APC

The best Senate President we have so far since democracy

In fact, he's the face of democracy in Nigeria today

One more thing is that, an average Nigerian knows that Saraki is:

That's not an elephant

It's a sea creature

That's Loxodonta africana

The reason why me and the likes of Bishop David Oyedepo are so different is that we saw all these before 2015 general election

Truth is that most Nigerians are not intelligent

They are too miracle conscious

That's why they all believed that an illiterate like Buhari has what it takes to make #1 equal to $1

Nah by magic or what?

I'm impressed

Aba made products has truly changed the lives of many Nigerians

If not for the Igbo's

Would Lagos have been this developed?

To be candid, forgery is really not corruption

Corruption is a crime

Forgery is not

You can go to jail because of corruption

You can't go to jail because of forgery

You can loose your job because of corruption

You can't loose your job because of forgery

What Kemi did is just a minor offence referred to as an "illegal manipulation of certificate" in professional academic settings

The worst they can do to her in any organization is to summon her for an emergency meeting and warn her not to repeat the same in the future

Some organizations can even consider her act as smartness and instead of discipline her, they might compliment her with another juicy offer or a car gift

Once she's competent enough in doing her job and handling her position as a finance minister, there's no reason why she should be sacked

Leaders will balls

Unlike some lifeless mufos

Smart move by PDP

Rumor have it that Theresa May is unofficially Buhari's sugar mummy

She knows his mumu button wella

Moral of the story is that Tinubu and Osinbanjo still want Nigerians to reelect this same man come 2019

In fact, for Nigerians to claim that they don't see any alternative or better candidate yet shows how cursed Nigerians are

Buhari tried though

After all, he didn't became president by magic

Nigerians all voted him in

One thing I like about SARS is their no nonsense attitude towards criminality in our society

If not for them, imagine how rampant and legalized Yahoo (Internet Scam) would have been in our society

Everyone keeps acting as though its cool

But SARS stood up to defend the image of our great nation by standing against cyber crime

The truth is that if you carry laptop and iPhone around in Nigeria, you're a potential scammer

Your economy doesn't guarantee that

A report just came onboard showing how 87 million Nigerians live below the poverty line

So tell me, what right do you have to go about carrying these expensive gadgets

Beside, our country is not the techy type

So what are you doing with laptops and expensive phones?

Trump is nothing but a political gangsta

Nice one

You're a democrat

Calm down Kwankwaso

Buhari has already lost this battle

Many possibilities exist

Either Heart failure, Heart disease or Heart attack

Cardiac arrest

Hypertension or Hypotension

Kidney failure, Undiscovered cancer

But most especially, his time is up

There's no one 100% healthy in life

The day our lapses show up health wise is the day we all bounce out of this world

That's why it's always good to have quality sleep cuz consistent sleep deprivation is not just harmful to the body but can be life threatening

Though he's exercising regularly (which is medically recommended for our health) but he wasn't having enough rest

Being overstressed is not also good

It increases one's BP by slowing down the flow of blood in our body

For those of you that sleep less than 6-5 hours daily, Hmm... You're on your own ooo

And finally, basketball is a racist

seunmsg:
The suit is an abuse of court process and will be dismissed accordingly. The court cannot interfere in the internal affairs of the senate.

See this one ooo

Just calm down as we all watch how Saraki tutor Bubu modern day politics

Amazing

When there's no purpose for living, this is what happened

It's a privilege that I wasn't conceived in the North

There is life in that speech

APC and blood are like herdsmen and farmers

Unverified

ItsMeAboki:
You have not confirmed the story yet you are already lambasting the president for something he may or not even know anything about - SMH.

I don't have to confirm anything

I know what the tyrant is capable of doing

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