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I commend the minor for manning up, being umpan and summoning enough courage to attempt stealing at his tender age

I dey envy him because he didn't steal a car, a ship, forge a certificate or even engage in one scandal or another

We all have a lot to learn from him

I also commend the soldiers for being professional in doing their jobs

Some people would have preserved his life all in the name of pitying a minor

But these soldiers proved to the world how professional they are by refusing to tolerate robbery

Cuz anyone that can steal an iPhone is a potential robber in the making

He can even steal human lives sef

Why?

As at August 25, 2018 an iPhone is way expensive than a human being

The minor should please help us to extend our kind gestures to Michael Jackson in hades

And inform him that most Nigerians can't wait to meet him where he his

Cuz where he is, millions of Nigerians aspire to be

Yes! Buhari is right

Let's put ourselves in Buhari's shoe

Many Nigerians are ineligible to vote

Most of them are lazy and doesn't make a good citizen

Most of them only care about making ends meet, buying expensive things and catering for their families alone

No love of the common man in their heart

Most of them even went as far as going to the university, all to intimidate their president

Not minding its detrimental effect on their President's mental and emotional faculty

Most Nigerians are naturally mean

Now tell me, how on earth should they vote or participate in the election?

All we want is a free and fair election and at the end, we need a new generation of IBB to help null the election

I just love it when there's a scene in Nigeria's politics

I love political clash a lot

It makes a Nigerian like me feel happy and fulfilled

Do have a blessed day

And we adopted Udom politically

The God that adopted you is better than the Devil that gave birth to you

Your defection to APC is an act of cowardice

You will soon know your political relevance in Akwa Ibom and at the end commit a political suicide

You rode on PDP to become relevant

You're now riding on APC to become irrelevant

What a political Akpabio

dreh17:
Rolll?!

Yea! Roll.

This one that Buhari is getting intoxicated with Daura these days

Hope it's not what am thinking

The Dullard is trying hard to cope with the realities on ground

It's not easy to be a born failure

Cuz @theEND, you go just dey snap with some unknown old mufos

ajepako:
I almost believed it until you cited Japanese...

Japanese? With massive asset ?

God punish Daura Burukutu and Otueke weed...

Wetin U know?

Some Japanese ladies are heavily endowed

Especially those that came from Nagasaki and Hiroshima

The effect of those America nukes really performed wonders as it reshaped their body structures

There are some wonders beyond human knowledge and comprehension

BTW... Have you been to Tokyo before?

That's the birthplace of Honda and Asimo if you don't know

Wow!

Curfew is so sweet ooo

I remember when I experienced it in Tokyo some years back

I was indoor with a Japanese lady

What a massive asset she's gat

90 days after, we still dey enjoy curfew

Kadunians should learn from me

Meanwhile, I'm from the South West and this is how we roll

Yes
If APC wins in 2019, dem go resume with full force

Anyone to assist the Dullard in reaching Daura is a welcome development

Nigerians go drink am

Last last, they died

Eclipse go happen though

But the world will not end

Which of your wives
The one that has fibroid or the one that lost her virginity as a teenager
Which one of them

As a Nigerian @Diaspora, I can authoritatively tell you that Saraki will be your president and their is nothing 5 million Zombies and other sophisticated m0r0ns will do about it

What an expatriate like me will see from afar while sitting

A Nigerian standing in Africa can never see it

There's nothing new in the world

It's under a president that a serving Senate President defected

Heaven didn't collide with fire

Instead, Hell did

If you know you know

That's quite unnecessary

Even if they are unclad

We Nigerians will always obey them

They gat our solidarity

We gat their protection

Every upright, legitimate, respectful, decent, obedient and hardworking Nigerians love SARS

Only the criminal minded doesn't

And all over the world, there has never been peace for the wicked

Today is my 5th day in Nigeria ever since I came for a vacation and I have never been harassed by any SARS or whatsoever

Instead, they gave me accurate directions when needs be, tell me more about Nigeria and the role of police in it, gist and laugh with me and even went as far as asking me what I brought for them from Abroad

I was highly impressed

So I gave them a riffle and a cane to beat the hell out of every stubborn Nigerian and continue the good work they've started

What an understatement

Ignorance is a language peculiar to the unlearned alone

Learned people aren't ignorant

They are mostly stupid

NB: Traditional education wasn't used as a criterion

Twitter users can't be used as a yardstick to quantify Nigeria's youths intelligence

Most of them had access to high end smartphone and the internet by privilege

They said all that out of confusion

Most Nigerians are confused and doesn't know exactly what they want

Hence, the backwardness

What a wicked world we live in

Why is it that introverts always behave like extroverts online

I think it's because the online world gives them the freedom the natural world restrained from them

Introversion has several advantages but makes it difficult to succeed in a world coinhabited with billions of controversial humans

I know of a guy that was restricted from being his class representative all because he was an introvert

It becomes worse when shyness and gentleness are involved

Just place yourself at the center of your own world

Improve your public speaking skill and engage in reasonable conversations only when necessary

Read! Read!! and Read!!!

And whenever you speak, people will respect your fluency and intellect

With that, you will humble your world

Be free with your world and your fellow humans

Cuz there's nothing special about them

And always remember one thing,

The world is yours

Yours alone

Please take the lead and allow others to follow

I so much love the OP's story though

Lalasticlala Please let this graze front page
It's newsworthy

Nice one

No time to check time

One resigns

Millions awaiting to take over the position

It's just a mini flood

It happens everywhere

They should be happy it doesn't kill their fowls

Cuz fowls are so much valuable during this December period

Sometimes valuable more than some women's pregnancy

We Nigerians can't wait to see our aspiring presidential candidate from our lovely party

I'm boasting of over 150 million Nigerians

Sentiments apart

Show of shame
All about their personal interest

The one you created or the one you are trying to create

By 2019, you will know how much hate Nigerians gat for you

You failed thrice minus the one IBB forcefully took over from you

You are a born failure

You will definitely fail again

Calm down Atom
We elements of Saraki are solidly behind

This is deep
Saraki all the way

Excellent

Yes! That's what we call true love

Our love for our leaders is unconditional unlike they Ghanaians

It doesn't matter whether they are performing or not

We just love them for no reason

This man should focus on his Ghana and leave we Nigerians alone

Because nothing shall separate us from the love of our politicians

Not even tribulation, oppression, massacre, genocide, herdsmen, economic meltdown or backwardness

Nothing shall by any means separate us from the love of our politicians

Again!!!
Another one
Ape PC is dead and gone

The kind of integrity he lacks is the same one he's celebrating

May our lives never end like that of Buhari

A man that has a good heart but with a bad intention

This is a great news ooo

FTC on Saraki's issue

This shows that Saraki will defeat all his political opponents come 2019

Saraki leads

Others follow