₦airaland Forum

Almaiga:
Baba is no Coward. Saraki can present his shady bill to Buhari for presidential assent over and over, Baba will not sign it until NA do the right thing.

Sai Baba!!!

Typing from one Northern village as usual

MTN, GLO and Airtel are very tolerant by giving peeps like you an internet access

Extreme poverty is a development on its own
All countries cannot be rich nah

Chai...

See human

Unlike some leader

That prefer watching television in London

All Hail King Don Dr Bukola Saraki

Uncle of modern day Democracy

The antidote of Ape-Pee-Sea

The atomic bomb of modern day politics

The slayer of Zombie

The focus of Bubu

The hidden dream of Sarrki, Yarimo, Buhariguy and that Igbo clone

Immediately Saraki becomes Nigeria President come 2019, I'll leave America and come back home

I know what am seeing

If you're against my humble opinion on a faceless forum

Defecting to hades only takes a second

Running from government

What's his crime

What did he stole

Have he paid a refund

Where was he running to

These are the questions we all need to ask cuz the guy am seeing is a potential highschool/college dropout

People may misunderstood his overambitious as greediness

But believe me, it's clear tenacity of purpose

Though his interest in politics is to intimidate his fellow school mates

And that's why God will humble him by making sure he loose the election

Osinbanjo and Tech though
Inasmuch as I hate him and the dullard
Dude loves technology
If he eventually becomes the President,
He'll make a good president
By starting an industrial revolution
That's if he didn't partner with a northern dullard
Cuz they always slow down national progress

Democracy spoke:

Behold, they shall surely gather together, but not by me: whosoever shall gather together against thee shall fall for thy sake.

APC is falling

Our next President's name starts with an "S" and ends with an "I"

If you're a zombie,

I'm not expecting you to love and accept this fact

I'm only informing you the reality on ground

Saraki all the way
97% Nigerians love you

Just an open letter

I'm waiting for a closed letter as well

Satan personified

The worst people in Nigeria today are people who claim that Redeem and Adeboye made them to vote for Buhari

I was like... What the f**k

And these people claim to be adults

Yet, someone is busy doing the thinking for them

I have now come to realize that good leadership is only a property rights of countries inhabited with intelligent people and adults that can make independent decisions

Nigeria do not deserve good leadership

And the Democracy they practice is either a scam or an illusion

The worst thing to do as a human living in the Western world is to pity Nigerians

Punishment like scape goat, Cowgirl, Clapper, Straddle, Mouth Gig, Tulip, Swap and Doggy style

I laugh in Somalia

By the way, I heard that NASA just sent a probe to the Sun

Don't believe them Nigerians

That's what we called scientific gibberish and technological nonsense

NASA in Hebrew means Deception

I can bet with Aisha Buhari that the backend engineers of this helicopter are Biafra scientists

If it's not them

Then I can bet with Yusuf Buhari that this project was a stolen concept from Biafra Space Force Research Database (BSFRD), Biafra Hidden Project Laboratory Record (BHPLR) and Department of Biafra Special Space Agency (DBSSA)

Why are Nigerians stealing our patents

Can't they do anything on their own

We will take this to court

Supreme Court or Tribunal to be specific

And recover back our stolen mandate

To make Biafra great again

Though the thing can't have a successful flight test

But it can help send Buhari to oblivion

To mourn the idi0t in Daura

Reject the terrorist in Paradise

And eventually gives him a welcome party in Hades

The kingdom where Abacha reigns

No

Even if I have

I won't vote

As a Nigerian living in the State

The only competent leader that I see in Nigeria at the moment is Saraki

He's a man that will create agencies like NASA, ARPA and DARPA in Nigeria

He's a man that will start a scientific and industrial revolution in the country

But since Nigerian loves to walk to the past, they'll vote in the likes of Buhari to satisfy their political ego and satiate their sentiments

Backwardness seems to be your heritage

While underdevelopment is your birthright

Please don't tell me about treasury looting

That's not even a criteria to be used in Nigeria politics anymore

An average Nigerian politician steal money

But some steal human lives along

My life comes first

My properties come second

If truly you guys are brave, you would have known by now that Saraki's competency at national politics is second to none

His leadership of the 8th Senate also serves as a verifiable proof

Through electrifying speech like the one he delivered at the World Press Conference, great, powerful and intelligent leader can be easily found

NASA is bae
NASA iza goal

Saraki all the way
Atiku all the way
Tambuwal all the way
Kwawankso all the way
As for Buhari
He's on his own

Not your fault little midget

Naija politics can turn an angel to a potential demon

Never again will Nigeria use corruption or integrity as a criterion for good governance

All Naija politicians are scammers

Just that some still money alone

While some steal human lives along

My life comes first

Dead/Alive, I'll never vote you guys again

Even though you may win the election

Oluwasaeon:
Lol. You think dem be like una. Parker is launching today bros

3am right
NASA is bae

Minjim:
I'm currently rocking the leagoo t5c. I got it for 33 k on jumia

Is LEAGOO battery strong

Be honest please

Mission that has even failed before taking off
As if they will succeed before

Education is for human
I hate ugly people
Walks out of thread

In the US, onion is a sign of Democracy
APC is Democratic
Nigerians at diaspora support this move

In the US, onion is a sign of Democracy
APC is Democratic
Nigerians at diaspora support this move

That's all he's got to offer
No brain, no dream outside politics
What's even making the uncircumcised ape to be dancing
I want to know the source of his joy
If it's Lara, she won't even get pregnant

That's all he's got to offer
No brain, no dream outside politics
What's even making the uncircumcised ape to be dancing
I want to know the source of his joy
If it's Lara, she won't even get pregnant

Anything to kick the Dullard out

Even if it's stick, donkey, cow, horse, Sarrki, Yarimo, Buhariguy

Just anything

With the look of things here on Nairaland


Seem like those guys are way more intelligent than the dullard they are defending

The dullard keeps resurrecting nonsense
NIPOST in this 21st century
God should please marginalize some people

Let's stop celebrating mediocrity
It's people like them that landed on the moon
Media didn't collapse then
Please why the media hype

lol

This wasn't the Nigeria we all bargained for

God should please fast forward Biafra

Can't wait to live in a working country

Let's be honest, we're in the 17th century in this part of the world

Gosh! I taught it's even Fayemi
We will definitely recover our stolen mandate

Gosh! I taught it's even Fayemi
We will definitely recover our stolen mandate