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Romance › Re: What Are The Dating Mistakes That Guys & Ladies Make? by Somaliland(m): 2:33am On May 22, 2011

Sleeping together too early in the relationships find them easier and doesn't feel as serious.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: It Is Not You (babe), It Is Me! by Somaliland(m): 2:31am On May 22, 2011

tpia@:
^Hope you aint calling us monkeys there.

Why would I do that hun? Anyway I just discovered this Advocator guy.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: It Is Not You (babe), It Is Me! by Somaliland(m): 2:29am On May 22, 2011

Rageedi waryaa gabdaha u play around with them somahaa? KKKKKKK nin khatar ba tahay laakiin next time so tuur dumarka my way were is the somalinimo sxb?

Islam › Re: Intellectual Humility (& islamic Quotes) by Somaliland(m): 2:18am On May 22, 2011

Ameen please keep posting these things brother inshaAllah we all increase our Iman.

Romance › Re: My Virginity Is Up For Auction by Somaliland(m): 2:12am On May 22, 2011

tpia@:
Yeah, i also wondered why her own rates were so expensive.

Yes imagine if blondes start doing this huh

Romance › Re: My Virginity Is Up For Auction by Somaliland(m): 1:32am On May 22, 2011

annita19:
Good indeed

Whats good?

PS. She's really pretty embarassed

Romance › Re: My Virginity Is Up For Auction by Somaliland(m): 1:10am On May 22, 2011

So hare the non-virgins half price huh

Romance › Re: Must He Call Everyday? by Somaliland(m): 9:12pm On May 21, 2011

MRbrownJAY:
^^^yeah unfortunately many out there are insecure and therefore becomes like the FBI on your asss.
the best way to deal with this problem is to be clear about NOT doing it, from the get go AND explaining to her that making meaningless call everyday has absolutely nothing to do with love.

its also offensive to me when people send me meaningless sms, making me feel like they were so bored out of their mind that they decided to send me some BS text.

Oh bro I hate that too, those pointless SMS: "Watcha doing", what the hell do you think I'm doing? What are you 5-0 or something lol. My trick is too always pretend I'm busy and gradually get busier and busier so I only call or text when I'm bored and on my terms cuzz.

PS. Yo bro is that some white chicks azz in your pic? Playa on Playa cool

Romance › Re: Must He Call Everyday? by Somaliland(m): 8:43pm On May 21, 2011

^^You can say that again. I'm involved with a girl who wants me to call her 2-3 times a day and texts me a 1000 times. And if I don't text she says "you don't like me anymore". Biggest headache ever!

Hmm but I noticed a point you made checking up on me. Maybe thats why I do it bro.

Romance › Re: Butt Cleavage To Entice Your Man. by Somaliland(m): 8:26pm On May 21, 2011

MzDarkSkin:
[color=indigo] true. cause that "azz" is only a pancake with a slit in the middle! [/color]

Hey No need to insult the white chick hun, she's trying grin

But too be honest her azz ain't that flat, its round I seen hella worse ones. This one is great compared to other ones.

Romance › Re: Would You Dump Your Sweety If They Got Fat? by Somaliland(m): 7:54pm On May 21, 2011

Noo noo I was joking about revealing photos. My precious eyes cry

I don't think I will be able to be turned on for a week now with those pictures burned into my head.

Romance › Re: Would You Dump Your Sweety If They Got Fat? by Somaliland(m): 7:50pm On May 21, 2011

Ladies I think I'm gonna need some more revealing photographs if I'm going to judge this thing grin

Romance › Re: Would You Dump Your Sweety If They Got Fat? by Somaliland(m): 7:45pm On May 21, 2011

Jackieugo:
It's a trap! Run away!

Aww man I thought only creepy old white men pretended to be girls. Thats sick, is that common here sis?

Romance › Re: Would You Dump Your Sweety If They Got Fat? by Somaliland(m): 7:39pm On May 21, 2011

PS. Isn't 190 a girl huh

Its says female

Romance › Re: Would You Dump Your Sweety If They Got Fat? by Somaliland(m): 7:32pm On May 21, 2011

What happened to better late than never grin

I still don't get that part better cushion, why would I want that when I can sleep with my couch if I want more cushion shocked

Romance › Re: Would You Dump Your Sweety If They Got Fat? by Somaliland(m): 7:25pm On May 21, 2011

Ok sorry sorry sorry sweety embarassed

Yes I know tons of woman who weight a ton grin

Yes and they are all single because erm they like to spead their "loving" huh

And its true the more pushin for the cushin,

Happy grin

Romance › Re: Would You Dump Your Sweety If They Got Fat? by Somaliland(m): 7:19pm On May 21, 2011

Ok and please tell me hun, how:

A) How would I know a girl who is half a ton.
B) How would I know she is single.

huh

Romance › Re: Would You Dump Your Sweety If They Got Fat? by Somaliland(m): 7:11pm On May 21, 2011

I told you I don't date Fat chicks.

But humour me, How Fat are we talking cheesy

Romance › Re: Would You Dump Your Sweety If They Got Fat? by Somaliland(m): 7:04pm On May 21, 2011

MzDarkSkin:
[color=indigo]It's a joke that was popular when i was a kid.
The number 10 joke refers to the skinny person as being "1" and the fat person
being so round that they are "0" so when walking side by side, they were the number 10.

Kids are so cruel but hilarious![/color]

Ok I see hahahah, thats a pity laugh by the way grin

But yh I don't go with fat girls, I don't hate them they just don't suit me.

Romance › Re: Would You Dump Your Sweety If They Got Fat? by Somaliland(m): 6:54pm On May 21, 2011

MzDarkSkin:
[color=indigo]@ somali.

go ahead and get you a big girl so you can look like the number 10.

. . . .

[thinks to self:] that was sooo wack!! LOL! but funny! [/i][/color]

NO big girls I'm scared of them LOL. What ya mean number 10?

Romance › Re: Would You Dump Your Sweety If They Got Fat? by Somaliland(m): 6:48pm On May 21, 2011

Yes I also have this issue. Since I'm slim(But very tonned) A fat woman looks out of place next to me. So yh she gonna be skinny or they gonna be a problem fam grin

Romance › Re: Am I A Bad Girlfriend For Not Making A Sacrifice? by Somaliland(m): 6:23pm On May 21, 2011

YES please change it for him. My ex girlfriend was so pretty and had great long soft hair and I swear she cut it so short like Haley Barey style. I swear I was so close to dumping her, there is nothing I hate than a girl with short hair. She wasn't the same after her hair was short I swear it was like I was dating another girl.

Romance › Re: Why Do Black Men Prefer Light Skinned Women? by Somaliland(m): 6:20pm On May 21, 2011

Oh yes YES YES. I have this big problem as well, if a girl is light skinned I automatically get attracted to her embarassed

Romance › Re: Must He Call Everyday? by Somaliland(m): 6:19pm On May 21, 2011

I don't get these girls and I always get in trouble for this! WHY MUST I CALL EVERY 5 SECONDS? Or see each other EVERY SINGLE DAY. Can I pls have some free time?? Please give me a day or 2 once a week is that so hard to ask huh

Nairaland General › Re: You Nigerians Should Feel Honored Today Because A Somali(me) Is Visiting Here: by Somaliland(m): 3:20pm On Apr 17, 2011

ragdollz:
That's cool, @ Somaliland. I guess with folks like u n africa1 n ladybella there will always be HOPE for your people(s). Cheers bro

Yes I hope so sis, we've had a bad 20 years, who would have thought 30 years ago: Somalia had the biggest and best trained army in Africa trained by the soviets and americans. We had a very strong economy and had 1000's of Italians living in Mogadishu, had British, French etc. We had Nigerians living there, it was a great Cosmopolitan capital. Now its not even safe for Somalis let alone any foreigners, the president only controls 2km of the capital let alone the country. He has to run the country from Ethiopia and Kenya, as it is dangerous for him to live in Somalia. I believe we(them south somalia) are the only country like that lipsrsealed

Nairaland General › Re: You Nigerians Should Feel Honored Today Because A Somali(me) Is Visiting Here: by Somaliland(m): 2:56pm On Apr 17, 2011

@African1 iyo LadyBella there are a lot of somalis who speak completely different dialects iyo waliba different languages to us. Ok the other somali of course speak other languages: the barwani, bantu, jareerweyne, xamar cad cad, etc.

Ok I see your point your want to talk about ETHNIC somalis yes even some of them don't speak the same somali as us. Like the eelay, yibir, madhibaan(midgaan) they have there own languages but as well as the standard somali. Laakiin a big qabil the Rahanweyn have there own language inadeero: Af Maay (Maay Maay). I don't understand a word of it.

We have differences walalo laakiin wagooyi is similar, but koonfur have some differences to us.

Nairaland General › Re: You Nigerians Should Feel Honored Today Because A Somali(me) Is Visiting Here: by Somaliland(m): 2:49pm On Apr 17, 2011

ragdollz:
Yeh @ Somaliland I feel u about the AU - Africans can be their own problems sometimes. Anyways I must say I admire u guy's love for your troubled nation(s) and feel free to come here anytime and share with urselves (and us ) about it

No problem thank you sis. Even though those problems are with the South Somalia which I have no ties with, they are still my brother Somalis and I feel sad for them 20 years no government, still fighting over the same issues, and even worse the foreign intervention. From the AU, to the UN, to America directly, to Britain, to Kenya and to our biggest enemies Ethiopia. I will never forget in 2007 when the South Somalia president did something that never happened in the history of Somalia. He was paid by the west obviously, but a president a Somali man actually called the Ethiopian army into Somalia. They have never entered our country, but he willingly called the Ethiopian army to intervene in Somalia and "HELP". 10,000 Somali civilians died in just ONE WEEK, let alone in total. Still to this day that is the highest amount of people to die at one point in time even in 20 years of war.

That was a sad day in Somali history, but even though I have nothing to do with them I wish them well. We have peace, we have a democratic government that is run for Somalis and BY Somalis. All we are missing is international recognition.

Maybe I can learn about Nigeria when I come here too, sounds like a interesting country as well grin

Nairaland General › Re: You Nigerians Should Feel Honored Today Because A Somali(me) Is Visiting Here: by Somaliland(m): 1:52pm On Apr 17, 2011

ragdollz:
The Guardian Newspaper (Nigerian) on Tuesday April 12 2011, back cover page story, excerpts:

AU Leaders to end Somalia's crisis

-----Somalia has not known peace since the removal of President Siad Barre in 1991 and two decades after the departure of Barre
from power, the crisis has evolved from civil war characterised by clanism and war-lordism to a crisis that today involves transnational
crimes, human trafficking, piracy, extremism and international terrorism actively supported by Al-Qaeda through Al-Shabaab and
Hizbul Islam.

"Several efforts, including the signing of 13 peace agreements, facilitated by various bodies including the UN, AU and the
International Governmental Authority on Development (IGAD) to re-establish peace, law and order in Somalia have failed

"During the past two years, the media has been operating under fear, corruption and distorted competitiveness. Many
journalists have been killed for not being on the side of Al-Shabaab- - - - --"

from Ifedayo Sayo, Mombasa Kenya.

Saw it somewhere and thought of you guys . Thus my earlier MISstatement about Somalia being war-torn - and of course my jibe about refugee camps and the AU was just a jibe. Anyways for the good-hearted ones and not the ones causing trouble kidnapping and killing and causing dissent, I wish u well .

LOL you do realise the AU is the one causing the problems. They are the ones who bomb a civilian populated town every month saying there "protecting" the somali people. I don't blame them they are being paid 8 million dollars, I would stay pointless fights to get paid. If all of the AU left somalia, I guarantee we would have peace in 6 months.

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