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Well Society tells us a smoking hot girl is tall, blonde and skinny and oh I forgot white

Dude your meeting hot models why are you trying to have a deep intellectual conversation with them? They are there just to get some pics done there not there for a meeting for MENSA.

Ms. Potato:
Reaaaaaalllllyyyy? Hmmm. . . Typical, thats what every guy says, . . . The Hunks, the chunks and the monks.

Well that is the best look slim but with curves. Who are the chunks and monks lol

Ms. Potato:
Including anorexic girls? 

No not anorexic girls, I meant slim girls but with some curves too. Those suit me the best 

Ms. Potato:
Not really. Some guys love it plus size and they claim certain girl to be flat as surf coard like hugging a skeleton. And some guys claim plus size to be like the size of texas or like a good year tyre.
Ive seen someone with a kinda
Anyhoo, what if your slim gf became fat because she is ill"? Like Ive seens ome people whom use to be sooo slim and one day they have tyroid and their water retention made them swell up like a balloon a lifetime. What would u do about it?

Well I have nothing against plus size girl, but I am slim but toned may I add very toned. Anyway since I am slim plus size girls don't suit me, so I go for more slim girls or even skinny. Depends if I love the girl than there nothing I can do but stay with her, but preferably I would go for a slim girl.

Is it me or does Lady gaga have a sexy azz? 

Hey don't discourage the girls trying to please there men. We need girls like that you know

Is it bad that I don't wanna be mr right? And just wanna be the Casanova all the time

What race are men running too? Let me guess white chicks

We need to get Somaliland in this!!

Needy

Ms. Potato:
But what if she became sick and became skinny? or maybe she is diagnose with psoriasis and is forced to have a smaller frame?

I would rather marry a skinny girl than obese one I thought thats how everyone thinks?

MzDarkSkin:
[color=indigo]^^They've already started lol. This is actually an old trend that has been going on for a long time.[/color]

Are you serious so this common lol. Is it only among white girls?

Advocator:
You can babe-fy if she wants to BUT if you ever hurt her then I'll kill you.

Caadi iska diig bro were not in Xamar

Somalinimo dee whats yours is mine walaal

BABE!:
Joke? This your joke needs improvement o. I have a good sense of humor and didn't get that joke atall. It was just too random. Anyways, it's all good. We already broke up, there's no point in taking any hit----

How sweet you are? Is that what you call sweet? LOL-- Good good!   

Wait you guys actually dated?

Babe you know what they say once you go SOmali you don't go back, hit me up when you ready to go for round 2 

BABE!:
Haha--- wasn't he the one that said I should quit my career. Well, if he insists, those conditions have to be met.

But if you work 9-5 we will come home the same time and no hot meals and the house would be a mess. Plus you better not be competing with my paycheck

Maa waalan tahay. Why said reunite I meant be brother nations like Sweden and Denmark. We can work together and help each other out improve as a team.

Only way we can reunite is if Amiir (abti) Godane and (Abti) Ibrahim al-Afghani takes over Xamar, I'm kidding sorry

BABE!:
Well, if he tells me to stop working and be a stay-home mum. Fine!   No problem! Aren't we all working to get paid (most of us). Free kudi.

But on the following conditions:

1) I will be getting the same amount of money (like if I was working) from him or even more.

2) He would pay back my parents all the money they've spent on my education starting from Nursery school till Medical school, and extra money for all the stress.

If the two conditions are met, then no problem. We have a deal.  

Hopefully all woman don't think like that or I think my wallet just broke

Bal sxb firi what our foreign minister said about Somalia:

[How's] your relation with Somalia?
We always [wanted to engaged in] dialogue with Somalia government, but the problem is that we [don't] have [a] unified group to dialogue with. There are many groups fighting [for supremacy] as you know, fundamentalists trying to maintain power by force, pirates. When we find one unified group to talk [to], we are willing to talk and dialogue because we want really to have a good relation with Somalia.

Walle waa sidaas, when you guys get 1 unified group we can go back to somalinimo iyo walaalnimo by having a trade partnership iyo waxaas

Advocator:
OK, the 1st one is midan ceynaye, mid labadnah wa kushegi dona. Hit the high notes and score sxbb when you get in the ciyar.

Haha. Waa sidaas sxb you gotta play the game to win

Advocator:
Mid marabta inan faraha kugu fiqo?

Mid? Labo waan doneya sxb  

Advocator:
LOOL what about the European countries, the UN and the Arab rich countries. Kenya won't bring as much combat in recognizing Somaliland, You guys need more powerful countries to take part in your recognition.

We have those ones sxb. Waa nacas AU who were our biggest obstable, laakiin I read in the wikileaks the arab countries were our biggest blockers iyo the xasiids Djibouti. Laakiin alxamdulilah Egypt fell our biggest haters kulaha they want strong Somalia to stop Xabashi's from building a dam on the nile river leading to a war they want us to start the dagaal with them. So one hater gone, than Tunisa another gone, another big hater Libya is gonna go, the other arab countries are falling. All those haters are gone sxb. Mareykanka they are touch and go they act like they will help us after the AU passes it, also britain maybe rest of the UN will follow those two.

Qatar waa our friends Silyanyo went there and they might give us an embassy: http://gulfnews.com/news/region/somalia/somaliland-eyes-embassy-in-uae-1.810588

Walle today too much good news.

Even Djibouti are kissing our azz: http://somalilandpress.com/djibouti-delegation-arrives-in-hargeisa-22318

Its here sxb recognition. Its time 2011 is the year sxb.

Advocator:
They ought to be given credits, women are strong species. I don't we men would be able to do that. Sxb, xabadko yar labax, kadadici inadh jaceshahay, biloyin kabaxdi kuqabo, is kulul ugogudadi. Wey iney ogadan shaxari inad tahay. 

Haye sxb

Advocator:
LOOOL, so are you here to spread the recognition of somaliland? 

By shuukaansi as many african as possible. Kenya waa in the bag already sxb 

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/180921.html

Walle, I fell on the floor this morning. I'm still in shock and happiness 

Gabdaha soomalida waa special sxb thats why we ciyaar with ajnabi laakiin we guurso naag soomali

Haa they are special hooyo did it, habayaro did it all dumarka they do that sxb. We gotta give them mad props your right bro.

tpia@:
And let somaliland speak for himself if he has a keyboard.

He wasn't talking about you hun, whats wrong with my fellow brother what has he done?

Advocator:
I don't insult girls but that chick is an exceptional gai. Sxb, arinteydu wa belka dexe. I am on a mission, inan kuligoda wadhana kajabiyo ban rabaa. I kid I kid.

Haye sxb I'm rooting for you play on bro. Aniga I am on a mission too spread the word of Somaliland Ictiraaf is coming sxb we getting the african union push from Kenya now these nigerian gonna hear about us and they can recognize us too. I kid I kid  

As soon as she has kids sxb she should stay at home laakiin if there are no kids or they are act school part-time job waa fiicaan.

Actually waa appreciated I don't want her sponging off me you get me bro.

D-sense:
His deal is that  . .He's such a monkey who only thinks of Banana and nothing else . .  

That Black ogunfe left the entire Ghana only to come here spreading BS . . . . .

I'm warning him for the last chance to stop posting his DCKHEAD THREADS ALL OVER

Hy we shouldn't playa hate homie, let the playa play on

Advocator:
LOL, saxib its not like that. War duqa wan iskafurjin waye qasusada, it was becoming a nightmare. Wan kudadiye with 3 waraqo. It was a safety issue ya know.

You really are insecure b-i-tch from all angles. We don't have the time to talk ish about you, so calm down despicable bleach.

Gabdaha caayda iska jooji sxb, maxaa dhacday sxb ii soo sheeg? Horta maxaa waa aniga iyo adiga doneya with dumarkan african kkkkkkk. Laakiin walahi I get you some dumarka waa too clingy especially gabdaha madow somahaa sxb. Waa sidaas kulaha safety issue