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PoliticsRe: Python Dance Is A Wonderful Exercise, Says Abia Dep Gov by somehow: 9:02am On Sep 20, 2017
I wonder why people get afraid seeing soldiers. Do they kill @ sight for no purpose?
Foreign AffairsRe: Irma Aftermath On U.S. Virgin Islands by somehow: 6:53pm On Sep 19, 2017
Why do most Americans build their houses with wood?
CelebritiesRe: Kris Asimonye Ugboma & Bovi Celebrate 8th Wedding Anniversary With Children by somehow: 5:13pm On Sep 19, 2017
8 years of marriage and she's 29?

That means Bovi married her when she was 21.

I wish I had married early. I guess they have stopped having children, yet she still looks single.

I love young parents.... By 40-45 they would be waiting for their grand children.
RomanceRe: I Can't Believe My Fiancée Can Cheat On Me by somehow: 12:36pm On Sep 19, 2017
See as u dey talk like robot. Na so e easy? Ever been in his shoes? If yes, was it so easy moving on if truly u invested time, emotion and all in the relationship? Courtship is a mini-marriage if u don't know, no now. A committed relationship is what it is, where both parties remain true and clean!
Oyindidi:
Still let go! She owe you nothing as you two are not married yet. Move on
CrimeRe: Drunk Policeman Who Shot People In Warri At A Child Dedication Has Been Arrested by somehow: 12:14pm On Sep 19, 2017
Police serve as escort to yahoo boys? Na lie!
PoliticsRe: President Muhammadu Buhari's Speech At The UN General Assembly by somehow: 8:34am On Sep 19, 2017
With this hour English, you should be the last to question anyone else about their English language prowess.
LasGidiOwner:
Did anyone understood what he said? cheesy
PoliticsRe: President Muhammadu Buhari's Speech At The UN General Assembly by somehow: 8:29am On Sep 19, 2017
I'm among the "WE" so shift
capatainrambo:
you are behind him, I'm not


stop using "we"
Car TalkRe: This Electric Car Prototype Is Built For Africa’s Rural Roads by somehow: 8:07am On Sep 19, 2017
Build yours Mr blammer
Ebuka2016:
they built this fugly car for Africa? Oh Lord we have suffered, even the oyinbos no want make we advance
EducationRe: ASUU Calls Off Strike: See Funny Pictures by somehow: 7:52am On Sep 19, 2017
Most schools are on official break until October, so una get time to read (those writing exams)
PoliticsRe: "I Will Not Go On Exile" – Nnamdi Kanu by somehow: 6:13pm On Sep 18, 2017
And die 1 by 1 like boko haram.

We then turn Abia state to Borno state.
Flets:
It is to FG's interest that Nnamdi KANU stays alive. The day KANU is confirmed dead is the day IPOB becomes a militia with a more ruthless leader.
RomanceRe: Memes Only Ladies With Small Breasts Can Relate To... by somehow: 6:07pm On Sep 18, 2017
These memes don't even rhyme.


Dry thread.

Let me go and see paints dry jare.
PoliticsRe: United Labour Congress Commences Strike Nationwide by somehow: 3:29pm On Sep 18, 2017
ULC lol

I thought it was a football club.

So na midnight una own strike dey start, na night shift workers dey una union?
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by somehow: 11:50am On Sep 18, 2017
3 Europeans can't be in the same group. Max is 2
Napoleon55:
fifa ranking is not best criteria for the seeding,fifa should find best procedure for the world cup draws to avoid having top teams in one group, there is a possibility of having 3 best teams in the world in one group just because of fifa ranking.
spain is not among the the top 7 which will b in pot,
so spain in pot 2,italy is not in top 15,so they will b in pot 3,even holland is in top 22.
so is possible to have group like this, BRAZIL,ITALY,SPAIN in one group,
and GERMANY,HOLLAND,FRANCE,God forbid we qualify n find ourselves in any of these group of deaths,it will b a mountain too high to climb. i pray we find ourselves in Switzerland's group,poland,or belgium. this fifa ranking sucks
Christianity EtcRe: Bat Sent From The Village To Our Home Hangs Dead On Our Electric Pole by somehow: 11:22am On Sep 18, 2017
You were there to see the bird change?
When the so called bird changed, was it on the roof or it was on the floor the bird changed to human? Unless you saw the transformation with your koko eyes, stop spreading rumors from insecure people.
madridguy:
Some people can be funny sha, calling the OP names for saying her mind.

Well, I can relate to the OP testimonies.

If you doubt her, I will make a similar stories which I want anyone staying around Iyana Ipaja, Ipaja, Akowonjo to confirm @ Moshalasi Police Station.

At Moshalasi bus stop, there is a football field popularly know as " Lion field " till date. The field is the children playing ground for the Federal low cost in that area.

A Celestial Church within that area were having a public crusade that evening, suddenly a big Bird crashed on a roof of a house and the woman run outside to check what landed on her roof, behold she saw a big Bird, suddenly the bird started changing from bird to human, the woman ran to call on the celestial people holding crusade and they sprinkle some water and perfume and the bird change to a very very ugly girl. It took the intervention of the police at Moshalasi police station for her not to get burnt.

She made confession at the police station that she is bringing stroke to her uncle who refused to give her money when he visited home 2 weeks back.

This is is life story, go to the station and ask.
Juju is real
Evil people are real.
Christianity EtcRe: Bat Sent From The Village To Our Home Hangs Dead On Our Electric Pole by somehow:
Then you and your immediate family aren't far from being evil too cos a fruit can't fall far away from its tree.

Always waiting for others to blame. Some Nigerians and backwards mentality.
missbeckykisses:
honestly telling you it must be one of my village people cos those people are evil and unpredictable
You're in a bush and you think seeing bat is unusual?
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by somehow: 10:30am On Sep 18, 2017
No, FIBA world has its own qualification procedure (home and away fixtures).
TheSuperNerd:
Yes oooooooo!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Lol See The Funny Thing People Did To This Govt Warning Somewhere In Benin City by somehow: 9:17am On Sep 18, 2017
Everything na bad leadership! Na leaders dump refuse there even with the warning?
meezynetwork:
Nigeria is very dirty and this is caused by bad leadership
FamilyRe: Today's Experience Changed My View On Domestic Violence by somehow: 7:59am On Sep 18, 2017
No home is complete without any of the parents, so no a good wife can't make a home. It takes 2 to tango. Saying a home without a woman is not complete but one without a man is complete is a contradiction to your message.
imam07:
Devil knows is easy to use wives to destroy marriages in our society. Marriage is the foundation of a good social live in the society. And if marriage is broken, the home will be faulty likewise the family. With these problems, the society is in a big mess.
If the family is still peaceful, it means the bastard one in that family has not grown up.
In a society where they embraces bastard child, u will find out there are always social crimes. It takes the grace of God for a bastard child to be well behaved in the society. This social problem starts right from faulty marriage.
Whenever a criminal is arrested, the police will first ask for his or her parents.
A home is not complete without a woman. Even if there is no man, a good wife can make a home with her children.
Husband love your wife and wife respect your husband because he is your head.
There some men out there that behave like women. If u behave like a woman there will be problem because two women can't live peacefully together. If a man is a man, there will never be a problem unless the wife is extra ordinary troublesome.
Money, age and ability to have sex is not equal to marriage. Maturity and spirspiritual wisdom is equal to marriage.
FamilyRe: Today's Experience Changed My View On Domestic Violence by somehow: 7:34am On Sep 18, 2017
But Fayose and FFK are mad men yet aren't broke or without ambitions na lol jokes
majekdom2:
There are always 2 sides to a story but what I found out is most women that are victim of domestic violence are usually the cause... For instance, If you know your husband is a mad man, why exchange words with him. If you know the next thing he does is to hit you, keep quiet when he is talking, tell him sorry. You don't have to argue with him or insult him... for peace sake. As a guy myself, when I encounter a mad man, I just tell him sorry, no vex even though I am right or well placed than the person. The sorry no go kill me or reduce money wey dey my account.
The above is for a mad man, only a jobless/ No future ambition man can turn to a mad man. A man looking to breakthrough or make money or fly high can't be referred to a mad man because he is occupied by so many things but the thing is there are some women that can't just live in peace. They can't be taught, they don't listen, they don't learn from mistakes. They are never progressive thus argument will always breed and they will in most situation cause a man to hit them. Men and young guys, please run away from any woman that can't be taught, corrected, never listens or learns from her mistakes. Such women are usually a big hinderance to one's success. No matter how high and placed you may seem to be, they will bring you down to a level you won't believe. This is because, they have a bad spirit that's not progressive. Run from these kind of women no matter how beautiful they seem to be. I call women spirit, they either break or make a man. Check stories in the bible, they are there. Eve was not satisfied with the instruction she was given by her husband not to eat the fruit, we saw how she led Adam to his fall. This kind of women will bring shame to you both. Solomon that said he who findeth a wife findeth a good thing know what he was saying. Not all women are good for a wife. Perhaps why he had so many concubines grin. Not all women are to be called wife. Wisdom , very important in choosing a wife. My experience with my mother, sisters, GFS have taught me loads about women. Any woman that cannot stay humble and maintain peace with a man is a doom to whoever she calls a husband.
FamilyRe: Today's Experience Changed My View On Domestic Violence by somehow: 6:40pm On Sep 17, 2017
Advise the women to take your advise, let them walk away rather than abuse or start a fight. Why didn't she go inside to give the man the slippers he asked for? Why did she not even ignore it in the first place or tell him to wash his feet first before coming inside? It's only men that should be sensible, matured and understanding shey?
ImaIma1:
But it would pain the woman more if the guy ignored her and walked away. Some women are extremely troublesome
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Visits Laodicean Church In Turkey, The One Jesus Wanted To Spit Out by somehow: 3:31pm On Sep 17, 2017
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alBHAGDADI:
Why do you keep dancing about?

Where have I hated Islam? Perhaps, you mean calling a barbaric religion that supports hatred, murder, rape, terrorism and slavery for what it is to mean hatred.

Mind you, Christ already judged Islam way before Islam came 700 years after.
Irony lol..
https://www.thetoptens.com/atrocities-committed-name-religion/
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Visits Laodicean Church In Turkey, The One Jesus Wanted To Spit Out by somehow: 2:21pm On Sep 17, 2017
I don't get.. The prophesy has nothing to do with religion. Jesus didn't come to start a religion, he came to set the road straight and those who follow in spirit and in truth are to reap the rewards when the appointed time comes, not the one that carry religion for head like the Pharisees. Question is, are you christ-like? Jesus didn't go about hating other religion and insulting everyone up and down, he came to show the way to the truth and to God. Follow his path, lead by your actions/character.
alBHAGDADI:
There's no death of Christianity, take note.

The prophecies were before Christianity as seen in the old testament and in line with the ones spoken by Jesus and his Apostles in the new testament, without any contradiction.

So you see, they support Christianity and are totally against Islam.
PoliticsRe: Wande Abimbola: "I Was Ridiculed For Returning Home A Poor Senator" by somehow: 2:17pm On Sep 17, 2017
And which agbada wearer did better?
juman:
That time the military were jealous of how the civilian government were stealing money, that was why the did the coup.

Since then till now about thirty four years, buhari, babangida, abacha, abdulsalam, obasanjo, that is five military generals that had led the country without any tangible achievement.

While those military generals became billionaires in dollars.
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Visits Laodicean Church In Turkey, The One Jesus Wanted To Spit Out by somehow: 2:09pm On Sep 17, 2017
Na, the prophesy preceed Christianity. It's been up and running even in the old testament (real ezekiel, Isaiah and other prophetic books in the OT before the arrival, death and Establishments of Christianity.
alBHAGDADI:
The prophecies are in support of Christianity cos they came from Christianity and speak of how its enemies will be destroyed.
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Visits Laodicean Church In Turkey, The One Jesus Wanted To Spit Out by somehow: 2:07pm On Sep 17, 2017
Go and sit them somewhere oga, you think education is about reading and writing in English? So only English speakers are educated? What a low reasoning capacity.

I guess Japanese can't read and write or other countries foreign religions couldn't penetrate are illiterates. And in your mind, your great grand fathers were all fools until foreign religions came shey? Children of no past talk the way you talk.
Oladipo1166:
See you, if not for Christianity you would not able to read and write and you will still continue living a crude life like Muhammad and Christianity was not forced on anybody like your religion did.
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Visits Laodicean Church In Turkey, The One Jesus Wanted To Spit Out by somehow: 1:15pm On Sep 17, 2017
The prophesy is bigger than any religion you support/rebuke. The prophesy is bigger than man made religion. The question is, do you even understand what is to come?
alBHAGDADI:
Yes, the prophecy is happening. More to come. Guess what? Islam end is also prophecied.
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Visits Laodicean Church In Turkey, The One Jesus Wanted To Spit Out by somehow: 1:09pm On Sep 17, 2017
Then don't blame other religion if you know this. Let the prophesy happen. You can't fight destiny. Stop hating.
alBHAGDADI:
Nothing new. What is happening today is what the bible already said will happen. See...

1 John 1:11

He came to that which was his own, but his own did not receive him.
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Visits Laodicean Church In Turkey, The One Jesus Wanted To Spit Out by somehow: 12:55pm On Sep 17, 2017
And no Black man is by birth a Christian, Muslim, Buddhist. We are by nature irreligious until we are indoctrinated into any of these religions.
ELKHALIFAISIS:
no Spaniard by birth is a Muslim... unless those empty head desperate ladies that allow themselves to be deceived by those illegal aliens from north Africans
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Visits Laodicean Church In Turkey, The One Jesus Wanted To Spit Out by somehow: 12:53pm On Sep 17, 2017
What you said has been trashed before so no need repeating myself, what I posted is to let you see that Israelites don't even take Christianity serious, there are even more Muslims in Israel than Christianity. Isn't at a message?
alBHAGDADI:
So, what's the correlation with what I said?

You appear confused. Well, that's what happens when you defend Islam, a barbaric religion that supports rape, murder and hatred.
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Visits Laodicean Church In Turkey, The One Jesus Wanted To Spit Out by somehow: 12:34pm On Sep 17, 2017
alBHAGDADI:
Also, they don't go about killing Christians with bombs and knives.
Religion in Israel - Wikipedia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/.../Religion_in...
The religious affiliation of the Israeli population as of 2011 was 75.4% Jewish, 16.9% Muslim, 2.1% Christian, and 1.7% Druze, with the remaining 4.0% belonging to minor faiths such as Samaritanism, Baha'iism or no religion.
‎Religion and citizenship - ‎Abrahamic faiths - ‎Judaism

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