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tfash96:
May God continue to enrich u wisdom wise jare.. I can't kill myself o.. I kuku graduated from that useless oau too but we're still balling

Both of you are very stupid and I hope yall get hit by trailers.

Please can you people stop saying bullshit?
I know this guy, he's one of my freaking closest friends.
What academic stress?
Are you stupid?
Did he tell you that he's a student? This guy has graduated from OAU since 4 years ago. Get your freaking facts right before you come online and start saying nonsense.
Nobody knows why he took his life.
I had to sign up on this dammed site to put you straight. Stop rubbishing the name and memory of my friend just to boost your stupid publicity.
Academic problems my ass.
Yall are just clout chasers.
Because someone updated his Bio on Facebook, you think that applies to his real life current situation.
Stop rubbishing my friend's name!

That's the problem. Stop 'looking for the right one' or even looking for them at all. Just live your life nau. Be single, free and happy. When the right person comes, he'll find you. Stop being so conscious of all these relationship matters, you may just start misreading signs and all.
Be happh by yourself. People ain't shit.

Hey.
Good morning, everyone.
So yeah, I'm a writer and I'm pretty good at what I do (based on what I've been told). I don't write academic stuff or projects, no. I write abstracts, short sensible stories and deep write ups that people consider as poetry and some other stuffs like motivational speeches and self esteem speeches for kids. Well, it took me a lot of weeks to make up my mind to come here because I know that there are a million other writers out there that may be better than I am and all but I know my stuff.. So, if you need a good writer for script, a play or anything of that sort, call me. I could also write for your various blogs, just get me a topic and I'll do my very best. This is the first time I've ever done something like this and I hope it pays off..
So, beautiful nairalanders, just drop your comments here if you need someone like me, I'll contact you or, you could email me at xoxomykeeey@gmail.com
I really hope you folks patronise me, I need this a lot more than I'm letting on.
I'm also an aspiring counsellor, hoping to get a Masters in psychology so, if you also have any problems you wish to discuss with someone outside your close friend circle whom you can trust, I'm available for that also.
Thank you all for your incoming job offers and I hope my long message didn't bore you out (that won't be healthy for my career lol)

Well, just my art supplies and my arts with my ankara wrapper lol.
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How someome can be utterly irresponsible at this stage of her adult life totally baffles me.

Wtf? They're actually 5. My bad .

She has more than 5 toes. That's it.

NinaNigeria:
dis is de best responce i have ever came across on nl ever. God bless u o. Dis is not abt south africa vs nigeria, but its abt ''woman like dis'' in particular. She does nt represent mzansi, she just represents herself and ppl like her

GOD bless you too, sistah.

Eeya.. she should have just made the move nau. : (

Why waste your precious time doing all these things when you could just ignore her?

There are 2 things..
1. Give her space and time to get her game straight, to know what she wants and just go for it straight up.

2. Just be normal, exactly the way you are with awon boys.. NEVER talk about love and stuff, don't be all mushy and clingy.. just treat her like your normal "nigga".

Women like this aren't even worth replying.

midehi2:
thank you!

You're so welcome.

Twaci:
High five buddy!
Oh, and next time ur friend comes around, give her a beautiful kiss. She probably likes you and thats why she keeps running to you.
.....talking from experience.

She's cool but utterly gullible. *high fives her btw*

ideyhere:
Is that your friend on NL If not, then I believe you're missing the targeted consumer... In other words, this your advice dey miss road.

Neh, she's quite real.

Yo, so, I though it's time I bring this in here and drop a little something for the ladies...
Ladies of this generation, when will y'alls learn to respect yourselves? Okay so, I gat this friend and she has this guy she likes and shiit, the boy be treating her like crap all the time and I really don't care, the thing that pisses me off is that she comes to cry on my shoulders all the time. He has dumped her 4 times in the space of a year and goes back to her when he needs someone to suck him off. He belittles her and compares her to almost everyone, he complains a lot and can't even be seen walking with her. Wtf is that mahn? Who does that? He calls her fat and idiot and once dumped her because she refused to swallow his spunk.. are you kidding me?

LADIES! Respect yourselves, you're a lady for heaven's sake. You think chasing a boy like a headless chicken will make him love you more? You're just smothering the boy and making him feel caged in. Guys don't like desperate girls, a man wants a woman with confidence, dignity, pride and a lady that knows when the shut the hell up. You dress like ashi #50 with your breasteses popping out and you expect a man to "treat you right and show you off to his friends?". Don't ask for so much and don't give a lot. Just be cool and support your man, help build your man up and don't use sex to trap him, make sure a man loves you for you and don't forget to always pray. Don't be too forward and don't tell them what to do.

Be original, be happy and have pride.

mbills:
Just go ahead and marry him oooh husbands are very had to get now,just try to fix things and go ahead with your marriage because no man is 100% honest and again, try to win him back
Thanks

Husbands are hard to find so, the poor lady should get into one where she'll always be insecure and baffled at the slightest move he makes? She should get into one where she'd doubt her femininity and always be worried that he's fracking one of his colleagues or stuff? GOD's time is the best. When her husband comes, she'll know.

I think it's time to move on, he's cheating on you. I know it hurts but you have to move on to avoid more hurts and besides he's not trustworthy plus he's quite dumb. .I mean, you saw it the first time in the bag, isn't this like a major cue to hide it in a better place or something? Just move on, your right man will come and sweep you off your feet and ride you away in the clouds (and some sweet stuff like that).

Pink is an attitude? Well, well.

You may want to leave the man. If he loves you truly, he'll respect and accept you the way you are and stop complaining foolishly about what cannot be changed. Break up with him, because when una marry, haa.. this one he's looking at women with big bresss..

I'm loving the honest replies.

It's okay, shit happens. The most important thing is that you've changed your ways and repented. Just ignore Mr B(iggs). His reward is in heaven. You're a human being, you're supposed to make mistakes and peer pressure and shit.

I don't even wear makeup nigga. Lmfao, it's stressful, uncomfortable and hideous.

Lmfao. Sheman killed me. But a tomboy doesn't actually mean a sheman, just someone that's a trifle masculine.

I always do silly things and he just ruffles my hair and calls me an "ode"(I mean my best friend). Lmao! Plus I will never sit upright biko, I'm too lazy for that.

So, just over the top of my head in decided to bring this here. What do boys want? Tomboys or girlie girls? Like, I'm just curious to know what they think of both parties.. so, boys oh boys, What do you want? A girl that dresses in frizzy pink dresses and acts like a barbie doll and goes all "aww, omg, bookins", all heeled shoes and glitters and those things or a girl that's not scared to wear timbalands and matching baseball hats, a girl that burps in your ears, a girl that wrestles with you and then some.

oya oya oo.. boys, umu nwoke, awon okunrin.. come and share your likes. (BTW, if this topic has been posted here before, I'm sorry about that.)