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Hahahahah....no vex o. Funny guy

tukdi:
***Grabs microphone***


NYSC should not be scrapped!


I repeat, NYSC should not be scrapped!


***drops microphone***

The big question should be, after nysc, what next? The scheme is just a waste of time and resources.

Youonly know classic man. Go check out his other hits.

Amabeast:
This guy better go make another hit before he fades away and becomes a "one hit wonder"

And you should be dashed.

NgcoboP:
you should be sold

Kikikikikikikikik... Now i see one of those one legged white garment model advertising his retr*graded self here. B*atrd of a billion fathers.

masseratti:
so The cele prophet are what made lekki beach dangerous? toddler on internet goan read your book.

Kindly check my signature

I just dey look your bald head... E fit to knock. But u weren't far Rom what i thought o. Lol... Lets support the club they tried.

Mujaheeeden:
That's a truck all these naija construction company use in conveying their field workers.



All these igbo boys will come for my head nw

Lekki beach. All those cele prophets hanging around.

Even Thomas won't believe until he see qicture

Ha.

Irelokeh:
Thanks...wow you checked my profile..awesome also checked yours man...if I have a low gp...does that means there is no balance in life?

. Lol... product of a leaked condom.

Irelokeh:
Thanks to all de great folks giving positive comments I appreciate

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U want the whole world toknow, use Linda ikeji.

Awww.... Not my fault youv got eczema likeyou boldly engraved on ur profile...lol. Yeye dirty swine. Wat a pity u didn't mas2bate dis morning. U so cravefor dignity in replies... that you will earn.

yungEX:
uncircumcised* marshmallow*. Lol instead of u to go to school ure spewing trash on nairaland. bastard son of a million fathers, Gbenu oshi soun!

And that make you an unsicumsized b*stard. You know y u dont get it? Cos you sh*t bits of ur mushmellow brains each time you use the toilet. Go change ur diapers boy.

yungEX:
someone asks for help nd this is the best you could offer. I think ure a bigger idiot here. ozour

You ask him.

Godskidmidas:
please how is he an idiot?

Then beat her back in bed. Intact, wound her. Its constitutional.

This is no where near cute! Make i sing my Sam smith abeg. La la la lala... La la lalalalalalalala

Your solution is already in the aforementioned text. You called yourself an "idiot", so idiotlly quantinu.

Hiv no longer is a threat. Can somebody tell the guy above me to change his diapers?

A good country? Then go to The Gambia.

No one can explain it better. Thank u

MoFolorunsho:
This morning, I will do my best to explain wot really happened in MMM Zimbabwe in order to calm panics in d mind of misinformed MMM participants.

MMM Zimbabwe offers 100% mavro growth in 30days. This was implemented to attract participants due to the economic hardship in the country. This mavro growth for those of us in business is called market penetration. Again their mavro was never frozen just like ours in Nigeria which multiplies for 15 days and also freezes for that long before withdrawal. What happened in Zimbabwe is an implementation of what is already going on in Nigeria. MMM has seen that they don't need no market penetration to attract participants. They mavro growth was reduced from 100% to 20%. 10% below what we are getting in Nigeria(30%). And the mavro is also frozen for 14days just as its been done in Nigeria. The Nigerian Model works perfectly fine and MMM is trying to implement it globally. So there is no collapse of any structure, its just a remodelling of what is already in place in Nigeria
Again this is what happened in south African in April. They reduced their mavro growth from 50% or so to 30% and 20% with other schemes like lotteries introduced. And I can categorically tell you that the South African Mmm community is growing faster and better than ever after that change and reduction in mavro growth.
Some other points to note is: The writer of that piece, has absolutely no knowledge of how mmm works, and the main aim of it is to cause panic. Zimbabwe MMM is still going on even with the 80% decrease in mavro growth. Did anyone lose their money? No. What happened is when u pledge 10k, instead of getting 20k reward in 30days, which is 100% reward, u get 12k which is 20% reward. They are still rewarded with 2k. In Nigeria we get 3k reward for 10k pledge. So did anyone lose their money? Absolutely not. Has it stopped MMM Zimbabwe from continuing? Not at all.
The Nigerian Model of MMM Works perfectly so let's keep it going?

Hahahahahah... What a lawless country. Thought wehave an anti- gay law. Since its signing into law, i have not heard, seen or persived a gay behind bays for 2MINS! God dey. Back to the matter Jor... So taking nude fotos with our deluded flag seems the new trend? Lololololol.... B4 today runs out, one of our yeyebrity go snap using the flag to clean he's a$$.

If na me them kidnap, no toojust help them kill myself quick, cos the gov dont give a pooo about me.

Nice.