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Follow that qrostitutes advice... " relax"...

So this the new trend, right? Guy below me, what are you looking for here?

Men,am always with the remote in case of emergencie o.. But i remember a time we were on an interesting movie and out of no wr, a s*x scene came in and i was lost, forgot i was with the remote until my dad shouted " bia, is the remote no longer working"?

Lol... U bad chick

misspicy:
I wuld Keep watching

3 packs a day? He sure has a talent.

Holy Joseph....

All these yoruba brothers saying igbo are keeping uq this dirty habits. Its ok, i agree but you guys love bleeping goats.

Wall - like would do for now.

Neemcie:
Good thing.

just make sure your boundaries are 'bridge-like'
not 'wall-like'.

I run straight to the kitchen after church service.

Yea, this i do alot but still believe in fixing boundaries as we ain't married yet.

Neemcie:
He will always ask bout your opinion on issues, and make decisions with you

When he feels free farting in ur presence.

You are a big fool

Ilekeh:
Why are Nigerians so backwards like this?

Kilo ti e de gan? Ta ni a se? Ta lo n binu si wa?

Anyway, where in your bible did God mention "self-service"? Who told you Jesus didn't jerk off when Jazabel denied him Mouth Gig?

Kai, you for no cast am here na. Him for send me credit wey i go use take call dangote.

UncleJudax:
Hahaha. You de even think am? Move on bra!
She is a he.

Abi?

UncleJudax:
She? Hahaha. There is no she. Ka ji ko?

Have 17 ex's, let me call them back quickly....

Dont conclude till she calls...

UncleJudax:
Pussystarved niggaaaaaaar.

Call me, ill link u. 08063628972

Navidal:
I really need a rich boyfriend friend from Nigeria, still don't know how to go about it, just scared of getting a terrible guy

Yea, read this in a nursery story book.

You need to sanitize your filty mouth.

freedom96:
If this man was an Iman,I swear (we) muslims for hear am from the online christian terrorists.

Like u would sell ur boobs for it. I see it in ur cute eyes...

priscaoge:
Why didn't u sell Ur Joystick

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Bia this girl, take ur time o. Last warning!!!

MISSNORA:
What are guys and men turning into?

I dont expect you to be anti- lesbian after they settled your 500 naira cheese bill. Cheap a*s gay.

Wow.... Never knew it was this serious

Hahahahhah... Your nose

jonaifame22:
so I believe I'm talking to a ghost,

Yes, somthing like this happened to me in my past life. How i handled it? I hung myself.

jonaifame22:
pls has something like dis happened to u b4 if yes, pls how did u handle it?

Baby qlsssssss... Bite the tip... Guy- wait cuttie, am coming. Baby, awwwwwww, bite it nowwww... Guy- hold on, i learnt this trik on nl. Ooohhhh, bite it now... Ok leave me! Leave me! Am late for mid-week service. Your frustrating....

Want to see me? Check my qrofile..