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EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by somtoto(m): 9:49pm On May 25, 2017
chukwukapromise:
I also have a brother running that program too!....Your 1st choice is already tied down, but ur 2nd aint. xo kindly put d likes of ansu, lasu ebsu, absu or estu as your 2nd choice for pharmacy!
ok!! tnxs
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by somtoto(m): 8:17pm On May 24, 2017
chukwukapromise:
Ur score can get u phamarcy, but not in unizik!....So if you want to change, i'll advice you pick Biochemistry rather dan microbiology!....

But y don't change to a state university and get pharmacy?
am actually running a programme in unizik,prescience to be precise.so that's why i find it hard to change to another institution
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by somtoto(m): 4:36am On May 24, 2017
scored 262 in jamb n i had 5c's.i applied for pharmacy ,unizik.i dont know if i shd change to microbiology or biochemistry
EducationRe: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by somtoto(m): 2:57pm On May 19, 2017
LastMumu:
So you did JAMB and passed, that to you is the core evidence that God exists? undecided

Interesting.
atleast your name says it all
EducationRe: Delta State University (DELSU), Abraka Thread by somtoto(m): 9:21am On Jul 28, 2016
Rukkydelta:
Are you using awaiting result ?
what is the fate of those with awaiting result.will they be admitted?
EducationRe: DELSU 1st Batch Admission List 2016/2017 Released by somtoto(m): 6:23pm On Jul 26, 2016
what is the fate of those whofilled awaiting result
PoliticsRe: See What Ugandans Think About Buhari On Facebook by somtoto(m): 6:57am On May 26, 2016
too many comments,i just cant read all.




FOR THOSE WHO VOTED FOR CHANGE,I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.atleast,we are experiencing change,arent wehuhhuh
CelebritiesRe: Actress Oge Okoye Stunning In New Pics by somtoto(m): 2:49pm On May 06, 2016
iykebest1:
my woman


haters still gonna hate. but potatoes still gonna potate.
potato is still gonna potate.when will yam start yaming?
EducationRe: If Jamb Can Just Pity Me And Extend Change Of Course Form 2016/17 Closing Date by somtoto(m): 6:49pm On May 03, 2016
sorry, that is what lack of information can cause
FashionRe: Guy Spends N3million On 3 Versace Handbags, Shows It Off On IG by somtoto(m): 7:10am On May 01, 2016
ireneony:
this gay guy
sister what made him gay.everyone is now gay just because they posted some stuff.take care jor
CelebritiesRe: Torty Olanma, Most Beautiful Face In Abia Planet, Sizzle In New Photos by somtoto(m): 1:38pm On Apr 29, 2016
Nwaisuochi:
Check out my wife then compare!
jesu save me! who is that ......................... i reserve my comment.pls n pls stop mocking the poor girl
CelebritiesRe: Torty Olanma, Most Beautiful Face In Abia Planet, Sizzle In New Photos by somtoto(m): 1:36pm On Apr 29, 2016
toposi4naija:
I think she was over hyped jhor......check this qirl out tongue
why are you comparing a guy with a female.that is a guy on make upppp
CrimeRe: Man Set On Fire In Katsina Outside His House (Graphic Pics) by somtoto(m): 7:36pm On Apr 28, 2016
this is pure evil
FashionRe: A Nairalander And His Friends In OAU In Yoruba Demons Attire by somtoto(m): 8:17pm On Apr 27, 2016
yarimo:
Very nice outing infact 7/10, but the ba ground of the second picture want to spoil the picture. embarassed
abeg give them 10/10
EducationRe: Which Are The Best Five Universities In Southeast? by somtoto(m): 6:49am On Apr 20, 2016
Godswillnwaoma:
you will surely be there if only you can study hard on your jamb and post utme because 90% of unizik admission is on merit while the rest is based on catchment unlike other school.

So study hard.
keeping lying to yourself.unizik base on merit?that is the fattest lie i have ever heard.
Jokes EtcRe: WAEC, How Many Times Would This Guy Sit For SSCE (photo) by somtoto(m): 4:17pm On Apr 16, 2016
DonMaxxy:
I know this guy. He is the best candidate WAEC has ever produced. He scored A1 in all the nine subjects he sat during his time. Waec then made him waec ambassador so that at the sight of his name every candidate will bow and proclaim that CCA is a guru.

Country of origin: Nigeria
DOB: c.19B4BUHARI
Tribe: WAZOBIA
lier!
EducationRe: Post-utme Not Likely To Hold This Year– Dibu Ojerinde by somtoto(m): 7:27am On Apr 02, 2016
you had me on this.seriously,i was shocked! when i saw the topic
RomanceRe: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by somtoto(m): 10:23am On Mar 28, 2016
wristbangle:
Two years ago, similar experience happened to me when I paid a courtesy visit to my girlfriend who complained that I am not the caring type (hmm honestly women are complicated beings, this is someone I had to miss a job offer just to satisfy her selfish attention; chai lalasticlala can bear me witness that I have suffered in the hands of Women, he should push this article to FP so that guys can learn from my story crycrycry)

BACK TO THE STORY

So eventually I visited her but the greatest shock of my life was when my girlfriend told me to hide in the roof because she claimed that the male visitor knocking @ her door is a cultist.

I had no choice than to give in to her advice. Apart from the fact that the roof terribly stained my shirt, rats, cockroaches and mosquitoes were busy making jest of me by romancing my body anyhow sad. Now the real shocker was when I peeped through the roof to view what was going on between the cult guy and my girlfriend, my eyes went red when I saw the guy giving my ex girlfriend doggy style intimacy.

I couldn't hold the heartbreak, deceit and tears rolling from my eyes and when I shouted "Tola has killed me oo". I fell from the roof, hit my head against the floor and fainted immediately. I woke up in the hospital when the doctor told me that I have been unconscious for several days.


Hmmm women!

@ ireneony and falconey, weldone oo sad
you can lie
EducationRe: Calling A Spade A Spade :: Jamb 2016 Cbt by somtoto(m): 9:07am On Mar 26, 2016
pls go back to school,your diction is bad and everything you stated is trash!

lastly,you lack information about the just concluded jamb exam.
EducationRe: Calling A Spade A Spade :: Jamb 2016 Cbt by somtoto(m): 9:07am On Mar 26, 2016
pls go back to school,your diction is bad and everything you stated is trash!

lastly,you lack information about the just concluded jamb exam.
EducationRe: Very Strange Behaviour Of A Nigerian Girl by somtoto(m): 12:09am On Mar 26, 2016
i think you are lying.nigerian girls dont act like that but italian YES!!!!!!
EducationRe: I Was Really Suprised By Jamb With 307 As My Score by somtoto(m): 8:05am On Mar 18, 2016
Snipes009:
Lmaooooo! What? I even had to put that in quotes for your dumbass....lol
quit the lies
EducationRe: I Was Really Suprised By Jamb With 307 As My Score by somtoto(m): 12:36am On Mar 18, 2016
Snipes009:
Stop telling yourself that you are "really good in English", cos from your post, you are not. Enjoy your luck bro.
you don expose yourself..."good in english".bible say remove fire wood wey dey your eye before you remove another person own
EducationRe: Jamb Shld Accept D Error Of Using Wrong Marking Scheme To Mark Diff Subj. Types by somtoto(m): 12:15am On Mar 18, 2016
GOD BLESS YOU OP....i agree with you






fp pls
EducationRe: JAMB Should Revert To Paper-pencil Test - House Of Reps Orders by somtoto(m): 12:06am On Mar 18, 2016
good news
EducationRe: The Inscription On Placards Used By JAMB Protesters (Photos) by somtoto(m): 7:21pm On Mar 16, 2016
Chalatanace:
Some off them spent 27hours in a day on Whatsapp.

Buhari and MTN come and see your life embarassed

Time to read was spent queuing in NNPC, time to sleep was used for tweaking and Psiphon. Time to pray was used to watch the latest Korean love film.

Am really so confused, is it that all the computers power off at once?

Common php code for time countdown, JAMB goons can't write.

Abeg which season film I fit get now? Or u fit borrow me?
see your life 27 hours a day
EducationRe: Students Reveal Jamb's Secret Ploy; Over 500 Jambites Protest Today... by somtoto(m): 12:12am On Mar 16, 2016
fp pls
EducationRe: Jamb 2016 40marks Removed by somtoto(m): 5:04pm On Mar 14, 2016
hmmmm
EducationRe: Jambites Movement Against Injustice by somtoto(m): 3:59pm On Mar 14, 2016
whow thats good.i hope it will bring forth positive result..... #remarkjamb2016
EducationRe: Jamb scores 8th and 9th candidates below 200. by somtoto(m): 8:38am On Mar 12, 2016
micodon:
Have you done it? Go on. I can't wait
I would love you to create it so your followers can see your shame too.
EducationRe: Jamb scores 8th and 9th candidates below 200. by somtoto(m): 8:26am On Mar 12, 2016
micodon:
You create a thread..... Go on.
i can feel your fright heheheh

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