Guy i dey feel you jare. You sabi.. I went to wrote kor, i wented to written ni. ( Poor hause boy.)

Sunnymatey:
Yesterday, l went to WROTE my jamb.... (....l am really good at english language).

Snipes009:
Stop telling yourself that you are "really good in English", cos from your post, you are not. Enjoy your luck bro.

you don expose yourself..."good in english".bible say remove fire wood wey dey your eye before you remove another person own

Lmaooooo! What? I even had to put that in quotes for your dumbass....lol

somtoto:
you don expose yourself..."good in english".bible say remove fire wood wey dey your eye before you remove another person own

Salamsalam240:
Well i don't mind you people mocking me. All i know is that i have passed, and by the grace of God i shall gain admission this year

Congrats but work on your English. Best of luck.

Snipes009:
Lmaooooo! What? I even had to put that in quotes for your dumbass....lol

quit the lies

Are you an IMSU aspirant seeking for information on when the IMSU cut off marks
will be out? Are you just worried and anxious to know if you can be admitted into
IMSU or not? Let not your heart be trouble, I will provide you with answer to all
the questions running through your mind, proffer solution to all your problems and
give you the very best information on what you must do to gain admission into
Imo State University this academic session. So take time to read this article word
to word, sentence to sentence and paragraph to paragraph from the beginning to
the end. Firstly, IMSU cut off mark for this year is 180. Most of you always ask me
the same question which is “WHAT MUST I DO TO GAIN ADMISSION?” it is very
simple to gain admission into any University as far as I am concern. All what you
need to know is how to enlist your name even when it seem you are not qualified.
WHAT MUST I DO TO GAIN ADMISSION INTO IMO STATE UNIVERSITY?
For you to gain admission into Imo State University this year there are some pre-
requisite you have to put in place apart from
participating in the post-UTME, But before then let me cease this opportunity to
introduce myself. I am Mr. Gerald Ogum. I specialize in helping IMSU aspirants
secure admission and I assure you that your admission into Imo State University
this year is 100% guaranteed. WHAT SHOULD I DO AFTER CHECKING MY POST-
UTME RESULT? That is a very good question. At this point your post-UTME result
determines your next line of action. Don’t make the mistake of folding your arms
and watch to see if there will be a miracle from above after checking your result.
Last year a whole lot of Aspirants were not admitted into the University because
they did not apply the right principles and techniques required to gain admission.
They check their result and they taught they have arrived because they score high
in the Post-UTME. Sometimes your result does not necessarily mean you will be
admitted into the school. There are some other things you need to put in place for
your name to be in
the admission list. If you could remember vividly, a whole lot of people also
participated in the IMSU post-UTME, as a matter of fact
thousands of aspirants wants their name in the admission list of the department
you apply for. You may be wondering why I say
thousands because you wrote the IMSU Post-UTME with hundreds of other
aspirants not thousands. For your information, as soon
as the result is out 90% of all the IMSU aspirants already know that they have
failed and are begging to be given admission in any
other department including your department. So the struggle of gaining admission
to study your course is longer a race for hundreds,
it is now a race of thousands. At this point we are at the second phase of the
screening where the school decides who is to be
admitted and who is not to be admitted. For your information, if you believe you
will be admitted because you score high in the IMSU
post-UTME and you are not doing anything in respect to that then you are doing
yourself a whole lot of harm than good. BELOW ARE
SOME OF THE MISTAKES MOST OF YOU MAKE. 1. WAITING FOR DEPARTMENTAL
CUT OFF MARK: Most times you make the mistake
of waiting for departmental cut off mark before you source for help from me, and
this was exactly what affected a whole lot of
aspirants last year. When IMSU Post-UTME result was released last year most of
the aspirants that scored up to 200 and above
were waiting for the departmental cut off mark to know if their name will be in the
admission list or not. Two weeks after the release
of the result they were still waiting, a month after still waiting, two months after
they were yet waiting. Before they knew what was
happening IMSU was through with admission for the year and there was nothing
anybody can do to help the situation. It is normal
for the school to announce the departmental cut off mark after the release of Post-
UTME result, but that is not a criteria for selection
of those that will be admitted into the University. The selection starts exactly the
day the result was released on internet. So stop
thinking nothing is happening until the cut off mark is also released. That
mentality will only add you to the category of those that
will later regret not acting early enough. What I am driving at is that departmental
cut off mark sometimes does not determine who
is to be admitted or not. So what you need do is call me immediately you check
your result so that I can follow up your admission
immediately so that your name will be enlisted in the list that will be submitted for
admission. 2. WAITING FOR 2ND AND 3RD
BATCH ADMISSION LIST: Another silly mistake you people always make is to
believe your name will be out in the 2nd and 3rd batch
admission list. It won’t happen for any reason or whatsoever. Once the first batch
which is the merit list is out, the subsequent list is
pure logistics. When I say LOGISTICS I mean RUNS as you people call it. The
standard for gaining admission does not give room for
categories or levels, it is either you score up to the cut off mark or you are out of
it. So don’t waste your time hoping that someway
somehow your name will be out in the second batch. Someone have to help you
follow up your admission so that your name will be
among the names that will be published in the second and 3rd list. That is how it
works as there are no two ways about it. So if you
are among those that fall into this category it is high time you erase that mentality
from your head and face reality. It is all about
using what you have to get what you want. I hate it when I give some of you
orientation on what and how to go about running your
admission and you later try to prove smart along the line. What I do is dump your
case and forget about you totally. This may be your one and only chance of
gaining admission, so you have to do all you can to make sure you are admitted
this year. If you chose to wait for the next
admission list you might not be able to work it out later. If you really must be
admitted this year it is a must you start running your
admission immediately you have seen your post-ume score.. HOPING ON YOUR
UNCLE OR AUNT WHO IS A LECTURER: I have been working admission for people
for several years now and the category of aspirants that does not always gain
admission are those that either have one Uncle or Aunt as a lecturer or staff of the
school. Sometimes you people think having a family in the school guaranty your
admission. NO! It does not happen that way, the fact that he or she is a lecturer
does not guaranty your admission because you will end up writing JAMB the
following year. The reason is because it is not every lecturer that can help you
gain admission and even those that know how to go
about it still come to me to help them with their candidate. This is what I mean,
once the result is released i start working on all my
candidates to make sure they all gain admission, but your Uncle/ Aunt on the other
hand will be waiting for the supplementary list
when he/she can beg to add a name out of the hundreds of names submitted to
him/her from friends and family members like you to
be included in any of the available space after all other aspirants that are
connected to someone like me have been given admission
in the previous lists. The probability of you gaining admission is zero (0). He/she
will only be given the opportunity to submit just one
name out of the hundreds of names he/she has. One will be chosen and the rest
of you will have to put in for JAMB the following
year. That is why anytime some of you call me and tell me that you have an uncle
in the school running your admission for you, all I
do is ask you to either get a Pre-degree/ JAMB form or a diploma form because I
know you will be disappointed at the end of the
day. The brutal truth is that I cannot run your admission with empty pocket; some
persons will be mobilized before your file can be
moved from one office to the other for approval and certification without which you
won’t be recommended for admission. Some will
say they can’t give anybody mobilization fee to run admission for their children for
any reason. Let me also inform you that
thousands of aspirants out there are willing to do what you are saying no to. It
has become the tradition of schools these days to
give admission to those who have someone mobilizing their admission before
giving admission. The number of aspirants to be
admitted into the school every year is always very few compared to the number of
those seeking admission into the University. As a
result of this it becomes the survival of the fittest, and most often those that are
financially buoyant are the people who always gain
admission. When others discovered the logic behind it, everybody start to apply the
same techniques and that is how it becomes a
normal thing for those in charge of admission to demand for mobilization fee
before giving admission. So don’t start thinking I’m in
need of your money. I only want to help you succeed and that is why I am
unveiling this secretes to you now. Even if you don’t have
all what is expected of you to run your admission don’t stay back as I am willing
to help as many that are very serious and
passionate to be admitted into Imo State University this year and I believe you are
serious and passionate to become a student of
Imo State University. Last year I intercede on behalf of all my candidates that were
not able to raise the token demanded for
mobilization to provide 60% of the amount and redeem the balance after the
admission is given, that is how they were able to secure
admission. At a point I was almost discouraged from helping you this year as a
result of the attitude most of the aspirants I help last
year portrayed after running their admission. I had to start calling them one after
the other to send their balance which got me very
angry. If I can trust you to the extent of helping you with my own money despite
the fact that you don’t have the mobilization fee to
run your admission, and expect you to balance me as agreed and you decide to
play smart with me after gaining admission. You now
expect me to buy airtime and start calling you with the money I am suppose to
use for some other things, then it shows you are so
ungrateful. I want to believe that it won’t happen this time. Let not your heart be
troubled, you should see yourself as a bonafide
student of the almighty Imo State University. Start preparing yourself for school.
Get all the materials you need for school next
academic session. What you should have in mind is that you are now an
undergraduate. Start living in it. When I say you should start
living in it, I mean you should start living and behaving like a student. Start making
plans on how your experience is going to be like
in your first semester in IMSU. If you don’t have all the things you need for school
yet then its time you start getting them one after
the other because there is no how you are connected to me and at the end of the
day you still find yourself at home in the midst of
those that have no future ambition. I am all you need to work your way through
your academic struggle this year. And I guaranty you
that you will be among those that will put on matric gown the next matriculation. I
am the solution to all your heart aches and fears
that wear you down. I am not bragging or feeling pompous, I am just telling you
the assurance and confidence I have. I am the best
and most reliable source to help you gain admission into IMSU. Some of my
friends always say I feel too pompous because I am the
best when it comes to helping students gain admission into Imo State University.
Some even say I carry it on my head too much, all
I do is just look at them and smile because deep inside of me I feel so fulfilled that
I am affecting peoples’ lives positively, I am
giving a lot of lives meaning. I am making what used to be the biggest challenge
in the lives of many a long forgotten issue and
history as the case may be. I secured admission for about one hundred and fifty
aspirants last year. This is your time and this is your season.
The level of attention you pay to every tips and advice you get from me and how
you put them to work will determine whether you
will gain admission into Imo State University this year or not. Mind you I am not
saying everybody must be admitted this year, but
those that are ready and willing to go any length to make sure they are in school
this year will be among the ratio of those that will
smile at the end of this long journey because many are called but few are chosen.
N/B: Please don’t bother yourself to call my line if
you are not ready to follow up your admission now. Just ignore everything you’ve
read and pretend as if you never come across this
vital information. I am not ready for story tellers. I work for those that know what
they want and go for it. I work for those that take
immediate action not procrastinators. FOLLOW THE STEPS BELOW TO PROVIDE
YOUR DETAIL INFORMATION. The information you
provide will be use to fill your form, so make sure you provide your valid
information. SEND THE FOLLOWING DETAILS TO 08080965196 if u are wise you
will get a pen and copy out the information below. 1. Your name (The way it
appear on your JAMB
slip) 2. JAMB registration number. 3. JAMB score 4. Course title 5. Post-UTME
score 6. Average score 7. Name of institution (Choice
of institution) O.LEVEL RESULT 8. Examination type (WAEC/NECO) 9. Examination
season (May/June or Nov/December) 10.
Examination number 11. Examination year 12. Subjects and grades (e.g English
Language C5, Mathematics B2) 13. Number of
sittings (Indicate if it is 1 or 2 sittings) 14. If you are using awaiting result please
indicate. 15. State of origin 16. Local government
17. Date of birth 18. Phone number 19. Name of parent/Guardian 20. Parent/
Guardian phone number. NOTE: send all required information immediately your
post-ume score is out. Good luck to you and Call me after sending your
detail information. I repeat, call me after sending the text message. I want to see
your qualification before you call me. To your
academic success, Gerald C.E.O University Admission Solution. 08130300646

imsuadmin2016:
Are you an IMSU aspirant seeking for information on when the IMSU cut off marks
will be out? Are you just worried and anxious to know if you can be admitted into
IMSU or not? Let not your heart be trouble, I will provide you with answer to all
the questions running through your mind, proffer solution to all your problems and
give you the very best information on what you must do to gain admission into
Imo State University this academic session. So take time to read this article word
to word, sentence to sentence and paragraph to paragraph from the beginning to
the end. Firstly, IMSU cut off mark for this year is 180. Most of you always ask me
the same question which is “WHAT MUST I DO TO GAIN ADMISSION?” it is very
simple to gain admission into any University as far as I am concern. All what you
need to know is how to enlist your name even when it seem you are not qualified.
WHAT MUST I DO TO GAIN ADMISSION INTO IMO STATE UNIVERSITY?
For you to gain admission into Imo State University this year there are some pre-
requisite you have to put in place apart from
participating in the post-UTME, But before then let me cease this opportunity to
introduce myself. I am Mr. Gerald Ogum. I specialize in helping IMSU aspirants
secure admission and I assure you that your admission into Imo State University
this year is 100% guaranteed. WHAT SHOULD I DO AFTER CHECKING MY POST-
UTME RESULT? That is a very good question. At this point your post-UTME result
determines your next line of action. Don’t make the mistake of folding your arms
and watch to see if there will be a miracle from above after checking your result.
Last year a whole lot of Aspirants were not admitted into the University because
they did not apply the right principles and techniques required to gain admission.
They check their result and they taught they have arrived because they score high
in the Post-UTME. Sometimes your result does not necessarily mean you will be
admitted into the school. There are some other things you need to put in place for
your name to be in
the admission list. If you could remember vividly, a whole lot of people also
participated in the IMSU post-UTME, as a matter of fact
thousands of aspirants wants their name in the admission list of the department
you apply for. You may be wondering why I say
thousands because you wrote the IMSU Post-UTME with hundreds of other
aspirants not thousands. For your information, as soon
as the result is out 90% of all the IMSU aspirants already know that they have
failed and are begging to be given admission in any
other department including your department. So the struggle of gaining admission
to study your course is longer a race for hundreds,
it is now a race of thousands. At this point we are at the second phase of the
screening where the school decides who is to be
admitted and who is not to be admitted. For your information, if you believe you
will be admitted because you score high in the IMSU
post-UTME and you are not doing anything in respect to that then you are doing
yourself a whole lot of harm than good. BELOW ARE
SOME OF THE MISTAKES MOST OF YOU MAKE. 1. WAITING FOR DEPARTMENTAL
CUT OFF MARK: Most times you make the mistake
of waiting for departmental cut off mark before you source for help from me, and
this was exactly what affected a whole lot of
aspirants last year. When IMSU Post-UTME result was released last year most of
the aspirants that scored up to 200 and above
were waiting for the departmental cut off mark to know if their name will be in the
admission list or not. Two weeks after the release
of the result they were still waiting, a month after still waiting, two months after
they were yet waiting. Before they knew what was
happening IMSU was through with admission for the year and there was nothing
anybody can do to help the situation. It is normal
for the school to announce the departmental cut off mark after the release of Post-
UTME result, but that is not a criteria for selection
of those that will be admitted into the University. The selection starts exactly the
day the result was released on internet. So stop
thinking nothing is happening until the cut off mark is also released. That
mentality will only add you to the category of those that
will later regret not acting early enough. What I am driving at is that departmental
cut off mark sometimes does not determine who
is to be admitted or not. So what you need do is call me immediately you check
your result so that I can follow up your admission
immediately so that your name will be enlisted in the list that will be submitted for
admission. 2. WAITING FOR 2ND AND 3RD
BATCH ADMISSION LIST: Another silly mistake you people always make is to
believe your name will be out in the 2nd and 3rd batch
admission list. It won’t happen for any reason or whatsoever. Once the first batch
which is the merit list is out, the subsequent list is
pure logistics. When I say LOGISTICS I mean RUNS as you people call it. The
standard for gaining admission does not give room for
categories or levels, it is either you score up to the cut off mark or you are out of
it. So don’t waste your time hoping that someway
somehow your name will be out in the second batch. Someone have to help you
follow up your admission so that your name will be
among the names that will be published in the second and 3rd list. That is how it
works as there are no two ways about it. So if you
are among those that fall into this category it is high time you erase that mentality
from your head and face reality. It is all about
using what you have to get what you want. I hate it when I give some of you
orientation on what and how to go about running your
admission and you later try to prove smart along the line. What I do is dump your
case and forget about you totally. This may be your one and only chance of
gaining admission, so you have to do all you can to make sure you are admitted
this year. If you chose to wait for the next
admission list you might not be able to work it out later. If you really must be
admitted this year it is a must you start running your
admission immediately you have seen your post-ume score.. HOPING ON YOUR
UNCLE OR AUNT WHO IS A LECTURER: I have been working admission for people
for several years now and the category of aspirants that does not always gain
admission are those that either have one Uncle or Aunt as a lecturer or staff of the
school. Sometimes you people think having a family in the school guaranty your
admission. NO! It does not happen that way, the fact that he or she is a lecturer
does not guaranty your admission because you will end up writing JAMB the
following year. The reason is because it is not every lecturer that can help you
gain admission and even those that know how to go
about it still come to me to help them with their candidate. This is what I mean,
once the result is released i start working on all my
candidates to make sure they all gain admission, but your Uncle/ Aunt on the other
hand will be waiting for the supplementary list
when he/she can beg to add a name out of the hundreds of names submitted to
him/her from friends and family members like you to
be included in any of the available space after all other aspirants that are
connected to someone like me have been given admission
in the previous lists. The probability of you gaining admission is zero (0). He/she
will only be given the opportunity to submit just one
name out of the hundreds of names he/she has. One will be chosen and the rest
of you will have to put in for JAMB the following
year. That is why anytime some of you call me and tell me that you have an uncle
in the school running your admission for you, all I
do is ask you to either get a Pre-degree/ JAMB form or a diploma form because I
know you will be disappointed at the end of the
day. The brutal truth is that I cannot run your admission with empty pocket; some
persons will be mobilized before your file can be
moved from one office to the other for approval and certification without which you
won’t be recommended for admission. Some will
say they can’t give anybody mobilization fee to run admission for their children for
any reason. Let me also inform you that
thousands of aspirants out there are willing to do what you are saying no to. It
has become the tradition of schools these days to
give admission to those who have someone mobilizing their admission before
giving admission. The number of aspirants to be
admitted into the school every year is always very few compared to the number of
those seeking admission into the University. As a
result of this it becomes the survival of the fittest, and most often those that are
financially buoyant are the people who always gain
admission. When others discovered the logic behind it, everybody start to apply the
same techniques and that is how it becomes a
normal thing for those in charge of admission to demand for mobilization fee
before giving admission. So don’t start thinking I’m in
need of your money. I only want to help you succeed and that is why I am
unveiling this secretes to you now. Even if you don’t have
all what is expected of you to run your admission don’t stay back as I am willing
to help as many that are very serious and
passionate to be admitted into Imo State University this year and I believe you are
serious and passionate to become a student of
Imo State University. Last year I intercede on behalf of all my candidates that were
not able to raise the token demanded for
mobilization to provide 60% of the amount and redeem the balance after the
admission is given, that is how they were able to secure
admission. At a point I was almost discouraged from helping you this year as a
result of the attitude most of the aspirants I help last
year portrayed after running their admission. I had to start calling them one after
the other to send their balance which got me very
angry. If I can trust you to the extent of helping you with my own money despite
the fact that you don’t have the mobilization fee to
run your admission, and expect you to balance me as agreed and you decide to
play smart with me after gaining admission. You now
expect me to buy airtime and start calling you with the money I am suppose to
use for some other things, then it shows you are so
ungrateful. I want to believe that it won’t happen this time. Let not your heart be
troubled, you should see yourself as a bonafide
student of the almighty Imo State University. Start preparing yourself for school.
Get all the materials you need for school next
academic session. What you should have in mind is that you are now an
undergraduate. Start living in it. When I say you should start
living in it, I mean you should start living and behaving like a student. Start making
plans on how your experience is going to be like
in your first semester in IMSU. If you don’t have all the things you need for school
yet then its time you start getting them one after
the other because there is no how you are connected to me and at the end of the
day you still find yourself at home in the midst of
those that have no future ambition. I am all you need to work your way through
your academic struggle this year. And I guaranty you
that you will be among those that will put on matric gown the next matriculation. I
am the solution to all your heart aches and fears
that wear you down. I am not bragging or feeling pompous, I am just telling you
the assurance and confidence I have. I am the best
and most reliable source to help you gain admission into IMSU. Some of my
friends always say I feel too pompous because I am the
best when it comes to helping students gain admission into Imo State University.
Some even say I carry it on my head too much, all
I do is just look at them and smile because deep inside of me I feel so fulfilled that
I am affecting peoples’ lives positively, I am
giving a lot of lives meaning. I am making what used to be the biggest challenge
in the lives of many a long forgotten issue and
history as the case may be. I secured admission for about one hundred and fifty
aspirants last year. This is your time and this is your season.
The level of attention you pay to every tips and advice you get from me and how
you put them to work will determine whether you
will gain admission into Imo State University this year or not. Mind you I am not
saying everybody must be admitted this year, but
those that are ready and willing to go any length to make sure they are in school
this year will be among the ratio of those that will
smile at the end of this long journey because many are called but few are chosen.
N/B: Please don’t bother yourself to call my line if
you are not ready to follow up your admission now. Just ignore everything you’ve
read and pretend as if you never come across this
vital information. I am not ready for story tellers. I work for those that know what
they want and go for it. I work for those that take
immediate action not procrastinators. FOLLOW THE STEPS BELOW TO PROVIDE
YOUR DETAIL INFORMATION. The information you
provide will be use to fill your form, so make sure you provide your valid
information. SEND THE FOLLOWING DETAILS TO 08080965196 if u are wise you
will get a pen and copy out the information below. 1. Your name (The way it
appear on your JAMB
slip) 2. JAMB registration number. 3. JAMB score 4. Course title 5. Post-UTME
score 6. Average score 7. Name of institution (Choice
of institution) O.LEVEL RESULT 8. Examination type (WAEC/NECO) 9. Examination
season (May/June or Nov/December) 10.
Examination number 11. Examination year 12. Subjects and grades (e.g English
Language C5, Mathematics B2) 13. Number of
sittings (Indicate if it is 1 or 2 sittings) 14. If you are using awaiting result please
indicate. 15. State of origin 16. Local government
17. Date of birth 18. Phone number 19. Name of parent/Guardian 20. Parent/
Guardian phone number. NOTE: send all required information immediately your
post-ume score is out. Good luck to you and Call me after sending your
detail information. I repeat, call me after sending the text message. I want to see
your qualification before you call me. To your
academic success, Gerald C.E.O University Admission Solution. 08130300646

scam

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