Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,177 members, 7,815,121 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 07:40 AM

Somzie's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Somzie's Profile / Somzie's Posts

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

Celebrities / Re: . by Somzie(m): 12:49am On Apr 01, 2022
DeathToAfonja:


All this can't help you Mr.

stop disrespecting developers

Celebrities / Re: . by Somzie(m): 12:45am On Apr 01, 2022
DeathToAfonja:


Pay me my money

you didn't start today.

feel bad for your parents because this is how you are wasting the hard-earned money ur dad used to send you to Primary school.

Celebrities / Re: . by Somzie(m): 12:39am On Apr 01, 2022
DeathToAfonja:
Do not listen to this guy


He is scam and a cheat

He will send you questions after solving he blocks you


Beware

you are definitely a troll so I won't even bother cos this is what broke men do. waste valuable time. your username says it all.
Programming / Re: . by Somzie(m): 11:47pm On Mar 31, 2022
Pilopher:
Interested
dm
Programming / Re: . by Somzie(m): 11:42pm On Mar 31, 2022
DeathToAfonja:
Op no vex


But satan punish u


Yes


After spending months and years coding u want experience person to show u CV for 7k
Telling someone to do it for fun would have been more honorable.
Idiot


You'll fail that exam

and to top it off you ain't even a coder even at beginner level. just look at what your dad's watery sperm has caused.

Let me school you a bit since you are dense

An average developer in Nigeria makes a minimum of 250k per month. So that translates to 8064.52 Naira per day (250k / 31 days in a month). And paid 1008.06 per hr

Someone comes by and offers you 7000 for 30 mins of work, so who's the fool?

If you are not in tech, just zip it because your father's mistake is costing me time and my time is money. Go out and play with the kids.. little boy and be careful too cos I don't do internet beef.

I prefer physical bouts so holla @ me when you wanna get your teeth fixed, I've got the tools. And I AM DEAD SERIOUS
Programming / Re: . by Somzie(m): 11:32pm On Mar 31, 2022
LikeAking:


Because of 7k, person go show portfolio.


good riddance. that's how you lose opportunities. have you ever heard of a good dev being used just once? well, there u go. good luck in the box
Celebrities / . by Somzie(m): 12:51am On Mar 31, 2022
//CLOSED
Programming / . by Somzie(m): 12:34am On Mar 31, 2022
// CLOSED
Celebrities / Re: Chi-best Fashion Collections by Somzie(m): 5:46pm On Jun 06, 2021
How much is the grey and black jacket and what size?
Politics / Re: El-Rufai's Supporters Stage A Counter Protest In Kaduna (Photos) by Somzie(m): 4:08pm On May 19, 2021
People with behavioral patterns don't change.

This same format has been used a lot since 2020. So its become obvious who the author of this system is.

So when a man uses terror as his only weapon for governing his people, you can only imagine the terror he has unleashed secretly behind closed doors and those he committed against other states

ENDSARS protesters were attacked with the same format. One party man made a phone call to the terror chief and they unleashed their services.

What I ask myself is how on earth did educated people sit back and allow these sort of people into power? Becos its become obvious that Nigeria has become a very big circus

1 Like

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Closed by Somzie(m): 9:20pm On May 16, 2021
chichimezie:
invalid email

Kindly recheck your spelling
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Closed by Somzie(m): 1:48pm On May 16, 2021
Villagemeat:
Get Males sale person for a start up.....female no longer trend for sales job. Believe me

Males have been selected already but thanks for your valid input.
Jobs/Vacancies / Closed by Somzie(m): 12:02pm On May 16, 2021
Closed
Politics / Re: North Kicks As Afenifere, Others Back Southern Governors On Cattle Grazing Ban by Somzie(m): 3:24pm On May 13, 2021
Its so simple yet they make it seem so complicated because they have sinister motives.

Why don't you just establish ranches for your people in their own land?

You cannot come all the way from the North and tell the Southerners what to do in their own land. Enforcing yourself and saying you must be consulted before you are given a quit notice.

Its a slap to every Southerner. Its like going to Abuja to tell them, you must give us stalls to sell our products if not we'd pick up arms and shoot you all.

At this point its best to erase people with this kind of mentality from Nigeria. These kind of arguments happen when you take extremely poor people with no dreams or aspirations and put them in positions of power. Becos they didn't work hard to get there, they bring along all they know from their villages including poor people problems
Politics / Re: FG To Prosecute 400 Suspects For Funding Terrorism by Somzie(m): 9:10pm On May 11, 2021
NwaNimo1:
cheesy

https://dailynigerian.com/nigerian-govt-prosecute/

Minister of Information and Culture has turned into the Chief of Defence overnight.

This is what happens when you appoint empty skulls into the wrong positions.

They speak about like confused morons
Jobs/Vacancies / Sales Rep (females) Needed For Tech Company by Somzie(m): 7:21pm On May 11, 2021
CLOSED

1 Like

Business / Prices Of Used Clothing Bales In 2017, Enquiry by Somzie(m): 6:43am On Sep 29, 2017
Pls i need an update given the current inconsistent inflation rate in Lagos State. What are the current wholesale and retail prices of the following bales?

1) 55kg children's clothes. 1st Grade & Second Grade
2) 55kg ladies clothes. 1st grade and second grade


Your honest input will be appreciated. Thanks
Business / Re: Which Good And Profitable Business Can I Start With 500k by Somzie(m): 6:35am On Sep 29, 2017
Don't hand your money to no one. Do it yourself

You can attempt the following;

1) Set up a cybercafe next to a school environment. This can be done in any part of Nigeria. Offer lamination, photocopying, binding and computer courses in addition to your regular services. Each extra service you add, adds value your business. Its like selling chickens, selling the eggs on the side and eventually adding a poultry farm to the mix after a few yrs. Get my point? The growth opportunities are available but nevertheless provide excellent customer service. Each customer that returns means money in your pocket and this sort of business retains customer loyalty.

2) set up a barbershop or hair salon in a very populated area. Make it flashy and very professional. In other words, stand out. Employ very good hands and people with manners especially the types that won't challenge the customer. You must always check-in on your business at least 5-6 hrs a day or make yourself the cashier.


I could go on and on for days as Nigeria is a land of opportunity with a huge population to cater to. But there's the tip, "population".

Good luck!

4 Likes

Business / Trucks From The Netherlands I.e. Holland by Somzie(m): 6:23am On Sep 29, 2017
This post is strictly for business men/women into import and export.

For those looking to import MAN, Iveco, DAF, Volvo, Ford etc Trucks and Semi-Trucks from the Netherlands, to Nigeria. I scout, negotiate, finalize, make payment and ship to Nigeria on buyer's behalf; whilst charging for my services. You are also allowed to send any of your people located in the Netherlands/E.U. to me for verification/enquiry/payment or whatsoever.

Do not contact me if you aren't serious. With years experience of shipping, import and export under my belt, i can easily see through a phoney buyer.

Have a good day
Romance / Re: Most Guys I Meet Just Want To Bunk Me. What Is Wrong? by Somzie(m): 12:41pm On Apr 07, 2017
This is naij. Any lady dat goes into a short friendship in a short period already seeking for help in btw and makes it a norm will always get screwed and dumped

The naija man's mentality has been programmed like dat becos u naija women ask for too much and want too much for free while u sit on ur asses, using pussy as an atm machine

Change what you seek and you will find what u desire. Its that simple.

3 Likes 1 Share

Education / Re: Learning Spanish In Lagos by Somzie(m): 1:29pm On Aug 27, 2016
.
TV/Movies / Re: Cost Of Making A Music Video? by Somzie(m): 1:59pm On Jan 21, 2012
still aint got the link.


holla.



somzie@yahoo.com
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Movie Trailers by Somzie(m): 11:52am On Jan 19, 2012
thanks a lot aliyud.

those trailers are good but if you look closer you'd realise that the best there were done overseas. You could even tell from the movie covers. You'd know a made in Naija movie cover when you see one cos u kno as dem go fill the front with the whole actors wey dey da film. the movie cover go already tell u all da thangs wey tv suppose show u. lol. u trust naij

some of those trailers had problems with sound and tecnique too. but thanks a million, its good 2 share stuff like dat
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Movie Trailers by Somzie(m): 6:30pm On Jan 18, 2012
thanks right back. well-appreciated
Technology Market / Re: Auction! 4 Private Collectors, N Market Retailers + Wholesalers. Lag by Somzie(m): 12:18pm On Jan 18, 2012
download price list as the list isnt placing in order on here. attachments have been attached. thanks

Technology Market / Auction! 4 Private Collectors, N Market Retailers + Wholesalers. Lag by Somzie(m): 12:15pm On Jan 18, 2012
hey there,

I partly export 2nd hand electronics to nigeria from europe and I have few goods on wholesale hoping to sell em off at auction prices. I'll throw in some extras for free if one person purchases all. so here's the list




PS:

EXTRAS

1) PLAYSTATION 2 NOT WORKING WITH 2 PADS - 10000 NGN
2) LOUIS VUITTON LADIES' PURSE (2ND HAND) 100% ORIGINAL AS PURCHASED IN CANNES. SLIGHT SLIT THAT CAN BE FIXED WITH GLUE - 20000
3) BLACKBERRY CURVE WHITE 8520 - ONE WORKING, THE OTHER NOT WORKING - 50000
4) SEVERAL TESTED N NONE-TESTED CELLPHONES. about 26 pieces
5) Nokia X6 32gb - 60000
6) ACER laptop xp. not working. no charger. n battery prob. - 10000
7) GUCCI cream sneakers size 45, purchased in Selfridges - 40000
cool GUCCI BRONZE lofasĀ  size 45, purchased in Gucci Store, White City. - 50000
9) old skool blackberry, not working - 5000
10) Omega 500gb hard drive, not working, needs repair - 5000
11) Apple Ipod 80gb - not working, needs repair. 4000

enlist your enquiries on here. ciao

Computers / Re: Post Your Imac, Macbook And Macbook Pro Problems Here. by Somzie(m): 11:02am On Jan 18, 2012
Thanx 4 da useful info. already know gumtree tho.

i export to nigeria as i fly back n forth but as u kno, lagos especially, can flip their demands when it comes to electronics.

i own an Imac and i've got access to a lot more since the recession as people are selling em off to pay dey bills. especially students. so with the intention of sending some home, i wanted to know their prices in the market n if the demand for them exists on a large scale.


but you've been very informative mate. cheerio
TV/Movies / Re: Hollywood directors: Rate or hate? What's your Take? by Somzie(m): 10:05am On Jan 18, 2012
wateva happened to Tyler Perry or John Singleton?


but off ur list i must say Scorcese tops da list even tho he's partially racist
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Video Editing&music Production{do Anybdy Knw Any Place Wia I Wil Learn Music Production,video Ed by Somzie(m): 9:55am On Jan 18, 2012
i'll teach ya both if you're interested, using the following programs

VIDEO

Adobe Premiere
After Effects
Adobe Encore
Adobe Photoshop

AUDIO
Fruityloops 10
Adobe Audition


somzie@yahoo.com
Computers / Re: Post Your Imac, Macbook And Macbook Pro Problems Here. by Somzie(m): 8:59pm On Jan 17, 2012
wats the price of a fairly-used Imac?

and how often is it demanded by the Nigerian Public?
TV/Movies / Nigeria Needs Professional Movie Trailers. Not Alaba Bs! by Somzie(m): 8:52pm On Jan 17, 2012
Ain't you sick of watching those low quality, copy-and-paste and playtime movie trailers with wack commentators? I mean, the ones that make our country look like we're still trapped in 1992.

Its time to evolve. The indians have done it, we can too! We need international-standard movie trailers. Trailers worthy of cinema viewing. One made here at home by well-read professionals at good rates without having to travel abroad to get professional editing done.

Well, i'm delighted to offer just that to Movie Industry Professionals.

Are u ready to change the world of video by being the 1st to set the trend? If you've just made a movie and intend capturing your audience with a suave and enticing moving image presentation, contact me on




n i'll keep ya updated. thanx

PS: here's a sneak-peak at some of my personal work. peep the credits to confirm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGQxRZQ-xY4

thanks once again.

TV/Movies / Nigerian Movie Trailers by Somzie(m): 8:49pm On Jan 17, 2012
Ain't you sick of watching those low quality, copy-and-paste and playtime movie trailers with wack commentators? I mean, the ones that make our country look like we're still trapped in 1992.

Its time to evolve. We need international-standard movie trailers. Trailers worthy of cinema viewing. One made here at home by well-read professionals at good rates without having to travel abroad to get professional editing done.

Well, i'm delighted to offer just that to Movie Industry Professionals. are ready to change the world of video by being the 1st to set the trend? If you've just made a movie and intend capturing your audience with a suave and enticing moving image presentation, contact me on

*********yahoo.com


n i'll keep ya updated. thanx

PS: here's a sneak-peak at some of my personal work. peep the credits to confirm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGQxRZQ-xY4

thanks once again.

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 43
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.