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[quote author=Nikky_fuja]Where u take see minaj?you tot my name show on error list which kind "tot" be this one? 1)you no dey my sch, 2)I can't remember telling U or any1 else abt my name being on error list!abeg oooo,a day to cal-up letter you dey talk error list,abeg ooooo![/quote]sorry ooo....my bad

[quote author=Nikky_fuja]My dear,wetin concern me with piece of shit,am done wit him already!anyways I should be in scj 2moro 4my Call-up letter.In sha Allah may we be favoured!Amin[/quote]minaj I tot ur name show 4 error list?

Martowskin: nitane y ar u askin dis kind of question, wen it is obvious and all knw it, cos no skul is dat fast when it comes to such stuff than...., when d whole thread already knw dey cant beat it, just watch nd see and u wil knw am right

u 4got malam d ask 4 him ATM no n PIN no....alam wan scam am nah

idrezee: Pls if u re here and u know anytin bout "CYTOTEC" pls signify............a fwend wanna kill her self o......its urgent:|

e b like say u don score a goal....hehehehehe, na waaaa...4rm d little I knw, it induces abortion, verify 4rm a pharmacist though...gudluck- now I don't mean oga jonaaaa lol

Martowskin: Ehiz dis tin u guyz ar doin is nt gud o, 2go, bb, whatsapp is nt fair, wat abt me dat is usin NOKIA 3310 hw can i join u guys? U guys shld contribute for me na, 500naira is nt too small is not 2 big, moderator ogbeche 1000naira as d chairman of d launching. Sow a seed today to buy martinz a phone nd u wil neva regret it, u wil al b posted to ur state of choice, if u beliv it shout AMEN....... D ladies u wil meet ur missin bone sowi rib in camp, ur husband wil giv u anytin u want, u wil take ur breakfast in paris, launch in newyork, dinner in japan, if u beliv me say Amen....all u nid to do is sow a seed to buy martinz a phone dat can 2go nd whatsapp, bb is 2 big am nt greedy.

guy commot dia abeg....which tin u d use d post all dis 4 nairaland? Tok say u d broke n u nid money instead of all dis cheap propanganda....3310 ke?

deemalam: sai hankali o, lafiya na kalau, ya kike.ur hausa is gud o, whr u learn am abeg...owk na odaro

beg ur pardon, last tym I checkd, english is still our official lang so pls, dis is a national forum

Martowskin: SDLC: system development life cycle.

bro did u study any management course?

Ogbeche77: I did not ban dmalam, you were wrongfully ban by the spambot for a post, I have unbanned you though

ban, unban.....na wetin we go b seein 4 dis room?

Ogbeche77: youngman, be careful with your choice of words, in as much as you have a freedom of expression, there are rules in this forum, be warned

and wot r d rules? U tink I d fear ban?....hmmmm, u better hv a re-tink cos I aint scared of ur autocracy....so u better b fair to forestall any wahala

[quote author=val_dubem]Ur entire generations (even d unborn ones) re dumb-as$es.[/quote]we have heard dat before but btw, r u really a studnt?

See how d weakling called ogbeche d hid my post all cos of dat bush pig called val....?al 4 ur info, 14th feb is gone so go bk 2 wia u came from

mencade5: fourcade, how u take thief my name sef?

MENcAAADE!!!...u wan start again wit 4cade?

[quote author=Ody-Ody]i dey oil and gas... dats PET. Una don collect statement?[/quote]4 wia? I wan enta on Mon 4 am sef

Ogbeche77: then desist from screaming injustice all over the thread

my statement doesn't mean I shud keep quiet in face of injustice...it just means let's not make a mountain outta d issue

Ogbeche77: I went through this thread yesternight and didn't see where mercenade faulted but if u can provide a post where he also on 'rampage', then he ll serve his ban as well, I probably missed it, let me go through those pages again,and if you can quote the post, pls do

No need 4 dat...let sleepin dog lie

Ogbeche77: I went through this thread yesternight and didn't see where mercenade faulted but if u can provide a post where he also on 'rampage', then he ll serve his ban as well, I probably missed it, let me go through those pages again,and if you can quote the post, pls do

No need 4 dat..."Et sleepin dog lie

justineu: guy Wat of if U bear UCHE mallam john and in ur jamb they wrote MALLAM uche john will it affect me cos i didn't correct mine i left it like dat

yep, u will agree wit me dat d 1st n 2nd name format r not d same dats y its calld error list cos every official documnt have surname 1st and oda names following, btw, dats wia my own error occured n my sch askd me to submit jamb admssn letter which I did n d v rectified it.....all NYSC askd d schls 2 do is to correct dos error n return to dem but 9ja youths r gettn so impatient dat d blew it out of proportion

Tynuspi: remember if u cant beat them join them....

this got me crackin, but hw do I join em?

DonRomeo: Guys can one take provisions lik milo,milk,cornflakes and d likes to camp?

yep...its permittd in camp

I HAVE A DREAM...
As I just dozed off early dis morwn, I just had a dream...its not as if am down wit malaria or any sickness bout, its just dat I hardly dream but wen I do, it always comes to past directly or indirectly so wen I woke up, i was all drenchd up in sweat no tnx to PHCN as usuall.But wot was dis dream about?-my callup letter! Guess d place dat was imprintd on dat sheet?-BORNO....I felt like giving d man dat gave me dat letter two kung fu blows but on a serious note, I felt it wise to tear my nemesis into shreds n join my dad in his importin biz....abi d mobilizatn officers was high on cheap ale or him don smoke garri n kuli kuli 2gda wen he startd sortin out d postin? D fact dat d dream hav v awoken me to reality is just an undastatment, am seriously thinkin of plan B cos am 2 yung to die nw....On a serious note, anyone wit a info on wot to do if d scenario plays out like dis shud pls dnt hesistate to share...by d way, wot wud u do if u r postd to security-prond area like borno?

tramline: sonni be careful wt dmalam o
hmm, sha i hrd it ws sm highly connctd peopl dt influenced d mod. to ban him, its not like d guy is bad, i hv a feelin dt pple dnt get alng well wt hm bcs he is an aboki.

weda aboki or not....ogbeche wasn't fair at all....even I have an aboki as my frnd n d fact he is an aboki shudnt have warrantd such treatment ooo

[quote author=Ody-Ody]hey futoite here... Guy wich dept u dey?[/quote]I b quantizied....dats IPH

Roland17: I always remind doubters that "with God all things are possible" your story is another proof, your faith took u far, u believed u were going to be fine..

I am so happy for u...

Pt of correction, she is not yet 5n, she is still in hospital undergoin reconstructv surgery oooo

sephia: I agree but God gave man wisdom to discover drugs in the first place. Just that some choose to use that wisdom while others don't. That's why people die of common ailments in 3rd world countries.

dats y some ppl prefer to b brainwashd by dos 419 paradin demselves as pastors who will rush abroad to seek 4 medical health

jackbauersballs: I fail to see what God has to do with your 'healing" unless he was one of the surgeons at the NHS...

This is just typical....

The Surgical team works hard to save a life...and God steals their credit.

a million likes, most times, nigerians r deluded dat d just spew rubbish anyhow....she shud hav bn carried to church instead of hospital so dat prayers will work wonders, abi?

Latest 4rm my sch FUTO-d error list is just a new protocol 4rm NYSC....dia objective is to ask d sch to correct most errors ranging 4rm (1) mispelt letter or no (2) missin letter or no and most importantly (3) surname formatt wia ur name format in ur JAMB reg form is different 4rm d one submittd by ur skol....u can only miss dis batch IF and ONLY IF ur sch didn't effect or rectify d error OR if u sch didn't meet d deadline 4 submissn....For dos whose names wia neither on both list (pre-degree etc), na next batch tins....I hope my info do helps #teamFUTO

bobofati: For your info, i served my country nd finished one week ago. its a pity u are still making noise after you succeeded in making Ogbeche ban innocent aboki. go get a lyf outside of nairaland fat-ass kiddo.

abi u wan take ova 4rm wia mencade n dmalam stoppd? But d stunt is gud 4 dis threads popularity....enuf said, *watchin 4rm d sideline*

Uchesis: You nonsensical element frm abu (abu means mucus in ibo language)

ABU na nonsense.....its a skol in d forrest....btw, my tailor d post me 4 dat white short ooo, I swear I go carry his machine 2mrw if e no complete am

emydiddy: No news yet from futo. We were told to wait. Still hopeful

hello, m in FUTO too, can I add u up so we can reson 2gda