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EmmaFantastic:
You want to read guys version? Please, help us tell the ladies in this forum to come up with such writeups. Since they are ladies, they should tell us the guys, the things we indulge in/attributes we possess/any other thing, that are good or not. Writeups like that will be very useful to educate , enlighten and correct guys. Unfortunately, instead of doing just that, many of them prefer to be exhibiting their moronity by criticising the guys writing the "ladies version".

Kruzilano:
wen a padlock is bin open by any type of key, that padlock becomes useless..... bt wen a single key opens all padlock, that key would be called "the maste
key"

soloehis:
Reason

MrsPhyno:
i no know all these ones you people are saying

but as for me my husband must be a virgin o

shegsky:
But why is it that only girls are asked to keep their virginity? What about us men, eh? I have read a lot of posts and comments that talk about girls keeping their virginity, and some guys even insult those that are not virgins.

But my question is this: Is it only girls that are meant to keep their
virginity?

What about guys? And again how will a lady be able to keep her virginity when guys are always asking for sex then turn around and
insult her for losing it?
It is not only women that are expected to be pure, guys should be pure as well. You want a lady to be pure, yet,
you won't stop asking for sex. If she still refuses, you try to make her weak in her
defence. Yet, you will come online or elsewhere and shout about girls keeping
their virginity until marriage.. Are we immune to virginity?

Let’s stop asking ladies out, and even when they accept to date us, don't ask them for sex.

Help them to keep their
virginity until marriage and stop putting the whole virginity and purity struggle on them alone!

Just my humble opinion though.

Thanks!

LadyBoss1:
Hey peeps
Fancied ewa agoyin today, some ppl think you cant get the right ingriedients to use but u just have to know where to source them from


My own take on Ewa Agoyin Britt style


Receipe Ingriedients :
Brown beans ( oloyin beans)
An onions
Pepper
Tomatoes (blend with pepper n onions)
Plantain
Palm oil
Vegetable oil ( for plantain)
Cray fish
Seasoning n spicies ( maggie , knorr , etc)
Chilli pepper dry grounded one
Water
Salt to taste if needed


Cc lalasticlala Ishilove

Lol cherlene here u go .. Finally made it .

prettythicksme:
Buhahahahahahahaha,how many naija girls don magarise u dear?***na real painment b dis i swear!! sorryooo

Mhizkel:
Lol. What else do you expect from the son of an animal? Trash ofcourse!

adeh39:
Swiri what about me?

wristbangle:
Nowadays to find a lady who has an adorable character is synonymous to looking for a treasure beneath the earth surface.

Eventually when guys locate these category of ladies, they can break bank just to have them as their soul mate forever.

The pleasing characters some ladies possess that can make guys glued to them like magnet are;

1. Independent and humble

Statistics show that most independent ladies are arrogant. This gives an indication that when you sight an independent lady, she is either possessive or proud. However there are few who are independent and at the same time humble. Such type of ladies are hot coke for men to tie the knot fast.

2. Social and approachable

I was put to shame when a lady called me a pervert for sending her PM for which the purpose was to ask her to be among our guests for the weekly interview show. Ladies need to be approachable and social when dealing with guys online and offline as to understand their purpose of approaching them before jumping into conclusion.

3. Intelligence

Guys love intelligent ladies especially those whose intellect is sharp when it comes to discussion like business, career, investment, etc. I can count the number of such ladies on nairaland as I get excited anytime they aired their opinion.

4. Excellent cooks

When me, tosyne2much and some nairaland guys visited kachisbarbie house few weeks ago, she prepared an amusing and mesmerising delicacy that sent us on a deep sleep journey dreaming about her. No wonder lalasticlala always have an unusual motivation at the mentioning of her name.

5. Good sense of dressing

Ladies need to understand it is not until they wear outfits that will expose the glory of their body or wear parachute gowns like the SU sisters before guys can woo them. Guys love ladies whose outfits are smart, adorable and captivating coupled with lovely hairstyles.

6. Chaste character

Guys run from promiscuous ladies because there is high possibility that such act will continue during their marriage. Ladies who are against promiscuity are loved by guys.

7. Good natured or assuage character

Some ladies nag excessively which send negative signal for potential husbands. Guys love good natured ladies who aired their dissatisfaction only on issues that need change.

8. Good spending habit

A lady that is prudent (discipline) when it comes to spending money attract potential suitors for marriage. Guys appreciate ladies who are not the gold digging or grubbing types as they quickly ask her hand for marriage.

otijah:
WTF , as we immediately started romancing after long period of disagreement and struggling, her phone rang, and it was her friend asking for her location, she told her to come to our hotel. I was shocked and asked her were is she gonna stay if eventually she comes and she said in the same room. I asked her if she was in her right senses and she said yes that she is her best friend and can't keep her outside.

I kept quiet and was trying to rush and do the thing before her friend reaches but all hope was lost wen she called that she was at the hotel gate.

she went outside brought her inside the room and her foolish friend on seeing me made no attempt to resist entering rather she came in and sat there and both started gisting and laughing. I was soo mad that i had to put on my clothes and shoes, with my laptop and i headed for the bar making sure that non of my belongings was left in that room.

i was in the bar drinking when she called my phone and requested for food, i asked if her friend also needed and she said yes. i required for the price of the food and a plate was 1500 (3000 for both), that was when i knew i was in for some shiit.

But to cut everything short, I just picked up my laptop and phones and went straight to my car and headed home.

She later called after an hour to know whats holding the food and i told her i don't know that am at my house maybe she should call the kitchen and ask whats the problem, she banged the call and since hasn't called me again. Me wetin concern me, At least the only expenses i did was just the room payment, i know that they must have trekked to their houses that day .

adeh39:
I'm fyn ooo nd u?

adeh39:

wristbangle:
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Na this kind thread nai We go see u baba.
Nice one emusmith

proxillin:
I met this lady during my NYSC service.

She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.

With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.

We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.

Her lodge was very close to mine.

I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).

Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.

She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.

She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.

I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.

She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.

We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".

I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"

She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."

I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".

Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.

But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.

3. Always glue to her phone

4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.

5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.

And many more signs.

Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.



FYI to Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN):
This thread is not for you.

Signed National Coordinator,
Vaseline Association of Nigeria

emusmith:
Some Appalling Things Our Ladies Now Do Just To Be Identified As "Beautiful".


At first, I was doubting it but just this evening I confirmed it myself as a friend on a social network complained bitterly.
Trust me, I get facts before opening a very sensitive thread such as this.

Forgive me ahead as I'll hit the nail hard and fast

The unethical quest to "become beautiful" has turned sour and disgusting. Most ladies have thrown caution to the wind as they have decided to do "all manners" just to be termed "Beautiful". Shey na by people calling you "fine" go turn you to Cinderella?

"Self esteem can go to the trash", they say. Hmm!


My advice: As long as you're trying to look like Adaeze, Aisha, Anabel or Abimbola who are naturally beautiful, you'll NEVER accept yourself or be happy with your. When you're not happy with yourself, no one will be happy with your real inner self (though, they'll happy with your "body self".

Quickly, lemmie list some:

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1. They use the DPs of other pretty friends of theirs on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram.

Most times, these friends aren't aware these girls "stole" their pix to claim fake popularity in a particular social network. I'm pretty sure there are some girls on NL who are using the pix of friends on Facebook. They may steal like 10 of it so you'll never know. Gross! FYI, a friend lodged a complaint on Facebook on how a fellow girl was impersonating her. #i already knew but needed a proof like this #
Don't go for face surgery please. Someborry loves you that way!

If you're guilty, CHANGE!


2. Expose Delicate Parts Of Their Bodies

It beats my imagination; what's the connection between Beauty and "Going unclad"? Funny, that's what most girls(fine or unfine) have resorted into doing. Ok, the one that is "unfine" is even worst; she reveals her cleavages so the guy doesn't see her "twisted" nose but look "where her necklace plummets into"- Hope it ain't the cross?
Some fine ones too can be annoying. You're fine and you now wear make up that makes you look like masquerade. Hmm! #I better stop here#

If you're guilty, CHANGE!


3. They open their legs

Psychologists said, "An AVERAGE lady will give sex for "love"..."

What that means is, an average Lady can allow you in her if only you can praise and keep praising her enough- calling her beautiful and all that.

Even the "James Bond" ladies sef, still fall for this scheme.

CHANGE is at the door!


4. They Change Their DPs Incessantly

As one NLer once asked in her thread, "Is it a sign of immaturity to change DP every two minutes?
Yes it is. Immaturity owing to Insecurity!
To me, only girls who arent sure of themselves change DPs incessantly. Especially on FB, you change it and tag the whole world.
Girls who are really truly pretty don't attach so much relevance on those things...yea.



5. "Pouting" on a selfie

The celebrity that introduced "pouting" didn't do well even as it's been misused. FCO, Pouting doesn't make anyone look more beautiful than they already are na. To me, its just a pre-kissing posture.

MODIFIED


6. Bleaching Their Skin

This is where the desire to become "beautiful" graduates to OBSESSION.
FCO, who will you see when you gaze at the mirror? Yourself or your bones?
#Some girls be bleaching their skin as if that's the certificate to heaven#



7. Putting on of "Mirage" Materials

"Mirage" gives a FALSE impression of something. It lies. It "makes up" for something that is lost.

What do I mean?
Fake eyelashes, bum pad, butt pad, fake fingernails and toenails, fake hair etc.

The list is endless...

Change, I say CHANGE.


LAST BULLET: If a guy must love you, let him love you for who you really are (I don't mean presenting your "raw" or "unprocessed" self to a man). Let him be sure that your eyes are yours and not someone else's.

Who fine, fine. Quit excessive making up just to tease guys to think you're Kim Kay. Teasing is sequel to getting laid, remember?
At the long run, you've ruined everything. "A piece of shit", he'll call you. He may be tempted to think he is right..

Deal with it that you are the way you are for a perfect reason: flat big nose, small b**bs, robust body, big b**bs, slimmie-, k-legs, short etc. Deal it with and focus on the major!
The earlier the better, in terms of many things.

Moral Lesson: Nobody can treat you more or less than you treat yourself

jannymary:
it's 4 fun, so ..........u knw d rest

missbehave247:
Cc:lalasticlala, Ishilove

Source: http://leadership.ng/news/451579/mother-remanded-in-prison-for-stabbing-7-year-old-son

oluwadanie1:
Below is a photo of some students of Federal University of Technology, Minna
during the celebration of the 'Rags day' .

What do u think about it?

http://www.campusdailies.com/2015/08/photo-rag-day-as-celebrated-in-fut-minna.html?m=1

archcharles:
President Buhari Appoints ExxonMobil Vice-chair To Head Nigeria's Petroleum Corporation








http://saharareporters.com/2015/08/04/president-buhari-appoints-exxonmobil-vice-chair-head-nigerias-petroleum-corporation

iphanyiuma:
@ your signature I think your mom is top on the list

iphanyiuma:
I read your signature don't know what to say to you right now

efilefun:
It's really bad seeing people get involved in exam malpractices, but education in Nigeria is hell and not everyone could adapt and they must always find a way to get those grades... Those same students getting poor grades will definitely come out in flying colors if things had been in place and there are no "sadist lecturers" around or get to study abroad.




dude forget about the course, I could remember a year in unilorin were only 10 students graduated from Human kinetics dept ( Physical Education) with 3rd class and others had to spill over

iphanyiuma:
Enugu state university of science and technology has again suspended 10 students and expelled 4, for being masterminds in impersonation students during examination. The names of the students below:

echelons:
You need to have been in 2nd category to understand how annoying it could be.

It's lack of respect for the person calling and a sign of immaturity.

It's better to pick the call and tell the person NO and be firm about it than ignoring the calls.

XavierBlue:
Written by moi.

Add yours, ladies which are you guilty off?

Lalasticlala.


Xavierblue.

Lordkratus:
the girl that did this to you did a good job.AM SURE YOU HAVE SISTERS

proxillin:
[size=14pt]I can't blame guys. When girls are young, they select and fck the highest bidder, when guys want to get married to, they pick the best valued material in town.

Kiss to my bride to be...my sweet sixteen...who wants to marry a cargo ?

Yeah call it child abuse, I am 8 years older than her...[/size]

adorable29:
Hahaha!
No need answering that irresponsible, immature, attention seeking, semi literate nairaland teenager. He was devoid of love and affection as a child and what he needs is help. If you know a good psychologist, you cul refer him. But engaging sonofanimal in a mention is absurd! Lol!

The freakshow (him and his NUMEROUS monikers) is on a PASSIONATE mission to promote GAY ism by making women seem evil! I PITY THOSE GUYS THAT ALWAYS AGREE WITH HIM COS THEY HAVE NO IDEA THEY ARE IGNORANTLY HELPING HIS MINISTRY!

scribble:
*ignorance

Learn how to spell you son of an animal

Youngpo413:
finally is she a virgin?