She needs a real banana. The type only I can give.


Don't quote me, unless you need the banana.

TakeBanana:
She needs a real banana. The type only I can give.


Don't quote me, unless you need the banana.

I don quote u...im not gay

Melahou:
give her the direction to "the synagogue church of all Nation"

Woo tii dee ohh..Synagogue koo,Sanctuary nii..Rubbish

Hmmmmmm.... I suprise how dis thread come get dis kind number of post pass important posts ooo... guys and sex and oda realted matters.. anyway op hv fun now while it last and try to spice up d sex sometimes by helping her insert d toys.. d way she will enjoy it will make u cum(back for more)

Sandra Is worse!

Bonapart:
The poster above me deserve a gold medal
DEMONS wants to ruin her life... she should only pray along with Tb Joshua even without visiting SCOAN and her deliverance will be instant.... i am a living testimony

I'm a living testimony too.

Vanquay:

Yoy concluded she is possessed. Ehe must have transferred sone of those demons into you. Very soon u will start behaving strangeky. Go for deliverance and leave strange women alone.

.

proxillin:


Done wetin ?

You wont understand. Its addiction.

Addiction cant be fought easily.

Anytime she is alone, she is doing it.

solution,send her num to me I'll deliver her.then u'll hear d testimony.very simple

proxillin:
I met this lady during my NYSC service.

She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.

With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.

We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.

Her lodge was very close to mine.

I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).

Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.

She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.

She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.

I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.

She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.

We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".

I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"

She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."

I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".

Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.

But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.

3. Always glue to her phone

4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.

5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.

And many more signs.

Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.



FYI to Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN):
This thread is not for you.

Signed National Coordinator,
Vaseline Association of Nigeria

both of yu need serious deliverance I swear.

proxillin:
I met this lady during my NYSC service.

She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.

With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.

We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.

Her lodge was very close to mine.

I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).

Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.

She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.

She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.

I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.

She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.

We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".

I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"

She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."

I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".

Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.

But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.

3. Always glue to her phone

4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.

5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.

And many more signs.

Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.



FYI to Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN):
This thread is not for you.

Signed National Coordinator,
Vaseline Association of Nigeria

Scientifically speaking, there's nothing wrong with masturbating. But as for morality, that's left for you to decide; i'll not argue on this with people who have arguably the greatest population of holier-than-thou sycophantic religious hypocrites on the planet - Nigerians!

Nnemuka:
At a point i swore masturbation was not for me but i guess as time went by things changed.

lol...its still not for you..
Its not for anybody...
Its d devil's hand work.
Divine intervention(Holy Spirit), determination nd self control is needed to control,prevent or stop the evil act...

Delusiongirl20:
It is disheartening, she need men by her side, like two hefty macho men always

Hian, na rape?

Nothing can be done to change her because such people have a special gene dedicated to masturbation.

proxillin:
I met this lady during my NYSC service.

She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.

With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.

We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.

Her lodge was very close to mine.

I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).

Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.

She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.

She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.

I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.

She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.

We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".

I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"

She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."

I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".

Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.

But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.

3. Always glue to her phone

4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.

5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.

And many more signs.

Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.



FYI to Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN):
This thread is not for you.

Signed National Coordinator,
Vaseline Association of Nigeria

SO THIS YOUR STORY IS ABOUT HOW YOU YANSH HER

MY FATHER MY FATHER,

LORD!! PLS COME QUICKLY,

proxillin:
I met this lady during my NYSC service.

She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.

With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.

We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.

Her lodge was very close to mine.

I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).

Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.

She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.

She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.

I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.

She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.

We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".

I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"

She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."

I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".

Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.

But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.

3. Always glue to her phone

4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.

5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.

And many more signs.

Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.



FYI to Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN):
This thread is not for you.

Signed National Coordinator,
Vaseline Association of Nigeria

it doesnt sound true

proxillin:
I met this lady during my NYSC service.

She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.

With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.

We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.

Her lodge was very close to mine.

I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).

Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.

She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.

She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.

I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.

She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.

We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".

I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"

She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."

I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".

Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.

But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.

3. Always glue to her phone

4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.

5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.

And many more signs.

Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.



FYI to Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN):
This thread is not for you.

Signed National Coordinator,
Vaseline Association of Nigeria

you ve got your self a good girl,try and understand her so dat you can enjoy her more,i was had a girl like that trust me once you can unlock d door it will b d best you ve ever had.

This is so so disturbing,she needs self discipline.


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Delusiongirl20:
It is disheartening, she need men by her side, like two hefty macho men always

D hefty men shd b stand by jst like mikano Generators abi

best advice ever is to make a choice to stop such addiction.. don't be afraid to open up to ur trusted friends.
gradually reduce ur masturbating urge.God bless you

That first kolobi for don autocorrect her config,baba e be like say you still dey use family com joystick,upgrade that joystick to ps4 and watch her ditch her toys and embrace your "joy"stick...






Serious note though,she have a very high libido and she equally needs someone that can match her bumper 2 bumper.i envy you sha,cos usually women break up with me cos my battery is longer,longer lasting...duracell

proxillin:


My personal experience. I cant be with her. She is not for me.

She needed some good dick and you failed her..You Failed her woefully. You could not even give her a good head for compensation.

Slimzjoe:
You Self no Try
You're an Embarrassment to all Niggas!!
If you had Done it Very well, she Go Don Quit Masturbation by now and Start Begging For Pini

Hehehehe

U mean d op ddnt do d doodoo well enuf baa?

sukkot:
.

You tribal bigot and illusionist. you cant just stay without propagating hate.

medar:

I'm a living testimony too.

congratulations... I know how long i fasted and prayed before I gain my freedom... that's why I won't hid it nor be ashame of it so that others can know it's a sin against out body and God. To also let them know they can come out of it

Prayer is the master key,
My #5 tho

U NO FUXXK AM WELL WELL. MouthAction, ICE BLACK SKILLS, BUTTERFLY POSITIONS, 69 POSITIONS AND PUSSY SuxxkiNG ETC.

pardon my matured words.
P G 25

ResourceMan:


You tribal bigot and illusionist. you cant just stay without propagating hate.

respect yasef

OP you fall all the hands of niggas for not making her feel the real nigga. If you had drilled her kpekus well, those intimacy gadgets and constant masturbation would have been history why she craves for JOYSTICK.

Amazo:



Scientifically speaking, there's nothing wrong with masturbating. But as for morality, that's left for you to decide; i'll not argue on this with people who have arguably the greatest population of holier-than-thou sycophantic religious hypocrites on the planet - Nigerians!

Like frecocoa said and you too .....
for me, there is no problem with masturbafing. ..... It is is better than illegitimate sex and it is the safest sex of all sex !!!

Don't I know This sister? OP, have we met?

proxillin:


I used to think masturbation is a guy thing. But many ladies are into it.

Yes nah, havent you heard why cucumber is costly in the market?