₦airaland Forum

...............

Nah who get money dey do panic buying, nonsense! Egoteyim ihe obula,na ala otu Kam no

Imagine Bayern doing over 2.5 when I don already cash out pea nut, nah waoh to win this days no easy again

Jmarjr:
Is there accomodation? I stay around asaba axis. So that i can apply.

No accomodation

Phiheywhy1:
Can come in man u , Atalanta game?

May be Atlanta is good too, probability is high

.....................................

RodgersAkpafu:
And you think this is good?

well, I replied based on the question asked, this one is another question that requires another answer, well the blood of the innocent civilian that was shed last year need to be remembered again, may their souls continue to rest in peace, amen

Onitsha is bubbling, everywhere stew, nothing like end sars here

athaboi:
Give him two weeks as a governor and he will sell all the government properties including onitsha main market, ochanja, ose, relief, nkpor, ngbuka, building, eke awka and nkwo nnewi! He no send anybody...he did it before and he will still do it again. Run ooooo, ndi Anambra run ooooo

Very true, very true

tonididdy:
Ajax na demons

Dortmund made me to lose, ordinary one goal make I collect this 10k no way after everyone do enter, I dey bitter like this so

Over 3.5 everywhere

PSG and Dortmund behave yourself

DavidHarry:
Chai this was my work before and during service. My number 1 and only rule was "Once you're fully aware of the number/position of each stock inside no one can F with you" This sure came after a few gbese. I was good !

Our client a manufacturing company located in Anambra State due to expansion require the service of a Fresh graduate for a Warehouse Trainee position.

Location-Anambra State

Job Requirements

Graduate of Accounting, Economics, business Administration, statistics, Mathematics
Must be computer literate
Age-26 years and above
0-1 years experience
Must be very smart
Ability to lead a team of 15 factory operatives
Resident of Onitsha or Asaba are strongly advised to apply
Preferably Male for gender balance

Salary- 50k

Interested applicants should forward their Cv-poissonconsulting@gmail.com latest 22nd October 2021
Please note that successful candidates should be ready to resume work by 1st of November.

Tottenham behave yourself

APC wey no go make heaven, imagine nonsense

Mogbe Chelsea and man city Una no go make heaven

kk

See am for jumia

zpakln:
okay, I'll be expecting it

This is bajaj blender

Magnumproperty:
I am typing this with empty stomach. fellow nairalanders: please think well before you take up that job.

I had two job offers in the month of August. one on the mainland and the other one on the island and both are privately owned. have been working all my life on the mainland so when both offers came i was in an hurry to change environment not knowing that it won't be that rosy.

The pecks that come with the job on the island is better than that of the mainland; HMO, pension, free internet connection( thats what i am using to access nairaland atm).

The mainland job offer is basically your salary only and nothing more. but my first encounter on the island is the issue of accommodation, after spending the month of september with a so called relative in Lakowe, Ajah she kicked i and my friend that we came for greener pasture on the island out of her house.

We approach the organization for an accommodation but they only rescued us with a house made of wood( these type of houses are common in Ajah environs close to riverine area infact they cost more than normal single room on the mainland). we accepted the place this early october; but you see the mosquitoes in that environment eeeeehn, i know by the time i go for medical check up the malaria in my body system will be something else.

For some days have not eaten good food, at times i eat once a day and at times i will just go to bed without food. my september salary has been used to settle backlogs of debt i acquired in order to sustain the month of september. now nothing is left.

I approached the organisation for a soft loan to hold body and soul together for the remainder of this month but it seems it is taking forever to be approved, though they helped during my first week of resumption and everything they borrowed me was deducted from the september salary. the transport fare from Lakowe to my place of work was very high. N400 everyday as tfare. but where the organisation got us now is on the same street.

My look as change as a result of poor feeding. if i am to take the job offer on the mainland, the hunger wouldn't have been this much since i have family and friends over there.

I cannot go back to take the offer because it would have been taken up by another person even for the fact that they were begging me with the job. no money for feeding here again on the island and nobody to turn to and i am this shy type that don't like begging from strangers. i pray i don't die of hunger here.

The staff i and my friend met on ground here are not too friendly as they are grumbling that we are being paid higher than them, how do one approach them for this kind of situation?

I do come across people soliciting for funds here on nairaland just for feeding; that hunger shit is very real; you will be so hungry that even cow poo will look like Domino's Pizza. i am seeing myself now as a beggar with a job. i dont mind to get a loan even from my my enemy till month ending just to feed. i am not happy with myself for taking this decision.

please before you take up that job, think very well and weigh the short term and long term benefits and be fully prepare for the inconveniences that might come your way.

Check fair money app and get something there, don't die of hunger please, meanwhile aside that you can also try carbon, DON'T TRY ANY OTHER please!

Today self,last last no more playing international games, e no jive at all

Soul saver!!Ok

ayo2008:
The bible is complete. Train your child in the way he should go, when he is old, he wnt depart from it. Is obvious you have over pampered your son and he is now a spoil brat. You can now see the danger of giving a child unnecessary freedom while growing and not disciplining him when necessary . Doubt if you scold the child while growing and is obvious he doesn't fear and respect his parents. The problem is not with the girlfriend but your son. You need get closer to your son and talk to him to see the reckless life he is living. Your son needs Jesus Christ in his life and you must keep praying for him.

Most times it doesn't work that way, once you finish d training, you continue praying that he doesn't mix up with bad friends one day that will influence him or her,we dey four for family,one of us is behaving as if he came from another planet but it's still the same training that was given to everyone, BAD FRIENDS is not something one will dream of someday,may God help the woman to overcome because that guy is on the track of destruction!

wisemum:
I am bringing this topic here to see if I can get any good advise from youths of the same generation.

My son returned from schooling abroad two years ago and after completing his NYSC, has been trying to get a job. None has been forthcoming but he tries to keep occupied, trying his hands on different projects. He still lives at home but says that once he is financially stable, he will get his own apartment and move out.

He is generally a calm, law abiding , likeable gentleman until when he recently started bringing home this girl who dresses like a prostitute and who I discovered stays overnight in his room with him. His dad and I have fought him over this subject to no avail. I confronted the girl to tell her I do not feel comfortable with her sleeping overnight in my house especially since I do not know her family and will be held responsible if anything happens to her. She apologized to me and promised not to come to sleep over again. However, I noticed that after that, he started sneaking her in at late hours of the night when he thinks we have gone to bed, sometimes when it is past midnight. He hasn't introduced the girl to us as anything to him even though I have asked him several times what his intentions with this girl is but he will just say she is a friend that makes him happy- that's all.

He told his uncle that he likes the girl. I don't even know what else to do. I have tried talking to him, reasoning with him, but it all falls on his deaf ears. I do not like this girl at all. She comes across to me as a street girl- even though she is generally polite when she meets me at home anytime she comes during the day. I investigated and found out her work place is not far from our house. What I do not like about her is that she dresses, exposing delicate parts of her body and is a chain smoker.

Furthermore, to me, a girl who sleeps out in a mans' parent house, continually disregarding how his parents feel about it, cannot be good news. Once, I caught her almost naked in the night walking along the corridor leading to my sons room. She ran inside his room when she saw me. I was so embarrassed and wondered what if my husband had been the one who ran into her? What kind of thing is this? Only her pant on, breasts bare. It was the following day I traced her to her work place and gently but sharply and firmly told her I do not permit her to sleep over in my house again. His dad also spoke with him. I also spoke to him. Everything has been to no avail.

He still sneaks her in. Or did she jazz him?, Please advise me. Thanks.

Ma'am seems your son learnt bad things abroad, may be he smokes too just as the girl in question, since you and hubby has money to send him abroad,get an agent that will get a one bedroom flat a distance afar of your own, then pay and put some basic stuffs there, you guys will call him and inform him about the decision, he will pack to the new house and have time to rock the babe as he wishes. Some children are just pain to their parents, imagine the effontry, you have paid his dues,let him go and huzzle to fend for himself.

bestmutiu2019:
J-J-C, we don't do this sh!t here,now run along

..


Brotherly!

Catfishing:
Fûck me....


I forgot to post my today games here

So so sorry

Haaaaaa catfish,Bleep you really! Please eventually when u pull through, online beggars go line up,I requested for today's tips so that I no go belong to that group

Catfishing:
3 wins out of 4

Good games tho.

Last minute equaliser spoilt the 4th game.....but we still made profits

Good morning catfishing.
Please I need game to play today,can you help out,thanks

Ghideourn:
I finished my masters program early this year

Contact me on gideonoko40@gmail.com

But generally with $4,500, you can make this work

Secondly , I paid only one year in school, I was really intelligent and had some white boys fund my final fees

Please can you help me to check cost of doing PhD in economics?
Thank you

I bought chikki chikki Noddles today @ 3500 , Naija don cast finally

zpakln:
Hi, I'd like to know the model of the Bajaj blender and where to buy original Bajaj blender online?

I will snap it and send to you tomorrow,I bought mine from one of our company vendor @ electronics market Onitsha for over 3 years now,my two friends later bought last year, don't know if they sell it online but maybe jumia will have it

ACCOUNTANT

Location: Onitsha

Who is an accountant to us?

Accountant is the one who will:
o Prepare monthly management accounts including variance analysis, KPI analysis and recommendations to improve financial performance
o Review and reconciliation of branches activities
o Reconciling and updating of banks books
o Sales posting and reconciliation
o Different account reconciliation for customers and branches
o Posting and reviewing of ledgers via sage 300ERP
o Ensure the accuracy and integrity of monthly management accounts
o Monthly monitoring and review of business practices and propose necessary improvements to minimize company’s Tax liability within limits allowed under the law
o Provide financial information to support commercial activities within the business departments as required.


Requirements
1. First degree in accounting or related discipline
2. The person must have work in a structure manufacturing/FMCG industry for at least 5years
3. Must be a good team player
4. ACCA OR ACA required
5. Knowledge of accounting software especially sage300ERP is a must
6. Minimum of 12 years’ experience

Send your CV to-poissonconsulting@gmail.com