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Tell dem my broda. And this bufoon came out for the governorship elections last time around. This slowpoke is a big time drug kingpin. Therr is a particular product the guy closed all over the world. He is the only one in africa that can import the product....to think its an american company de even wonder me. Do you know how much million dollar to close an american product. I.e. be sole distributor in africa! No biz antecedent in naija b4 2009...no education...drug peddler. Wants to be governor...mofo

ChimaAdeoye:
[size=16pt]Type of threads that make people mock the SE.

Just look at the gravel road and it's tiny width with no gutters. Only God knows its length.

Anyhow, tell this guy to invest in agriculture, poultry and build small agro-based factories to employ youths in his community. That will help develop his place much faster than the 100 short gravel roads[/size].

Is he in pdp? Whats up with ya man?

obisdavinc:
Then the 3rd man is Alex Otti, Otti oya over to u

Y u guys being stupid? Ve u ever seen a black or mexican in an american ice hockey team?

numen:
He has a point there. If it had been an all white squad, people will call for the coach's head. I don't believe that there's no white dude in the states that is good enough to make that squad...then again, do I know more than the coach? #2cents

kdfemi:
corrections to be noted I noticed most nigerians don't know the difference between expired(exp) and bestbefore(bb) the are in no way same and shouldn't be used interchangeable.

Interchangeably!!! U r correct though my bros

I do not blame your kind. I will not comment on the topic but on your writing....1/it is being...
2/it is i have lived not leaved!

3/were produced and not produce

4/rom the [b]imported ones, they sell to super
[/b] you needed a full stop here and not a comma

5/That was how I was crippling down with malaria, that was how i got crippled!!


6/no paragraph or comma or fill stop orhyphen or exclamation sign or sense!!
Just ordinary bigotted mind

NextGovernor:
Wickedness.

We know the tribe that does this, even themselves know. I am not been tribalistic here. I have leaved in a compound by this same people where Red Label and Don Simon drinks were produce and you cant even tell the difference from the imported ones, they sell to supermarkets and bars at cheap price and these people sell them out the same price with the original and even more in bars.

[b]That was how I was crippling down with malaria, [/b]nazo I use my leg go one chemist close to my area in Port Harcourt. [b]They gave me fake Autesonat with original tracking number. Went home took it for good 3 days and it got worst that I couldn't even move, I was rushed to the hospital and the pharmacy in the hospital confirmed the drugs were fake and clone with original tracking number. Was treated of malaria with injections and some drugs in hospital before I was discharged.

From that time I knew people ar[/b]e heartless. Bought a drug to treat myself and ended up buying a drug that almost killed me.

This is not a country in the realsense as they r not represented at the united nations i think. If you count these lil things as countries then there are more than 215 countries in the world.
Just as wales..northern ireland..scotland...england...and monaco are not real countries in this world...
Would u believe there is nothing like england at the un?? Think am na

AuthorX:
#4. Can not be correct. I can assure you that no Nigerian or Nigerian of Igbo origin lives in any of these remote island nations with populations of about (or less than 10,000) :

(1) Vanautu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanuatu

(2) Nauru
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru

(3) Tuvalu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuvalu

and there are a few other such countries, where no Nigerians live in. Don't get carried away by the popular Nigerian nuances.

My guy au is nothing like the eu. No badis for comparison. Check their charters b4 commenting please. Even evowas is nothing like the eu

omolola15:
It doesn't affect that. It'll only affect the transfer policy and price of players. Because the pounds will definitely suffer.



Do you wan Nigeria to leave AU? Or what fate are you talking about?

Abeg guyman when albania take join eu?

ednut1:
Germany is in for some real gobe. Polish, albanains and other eastern Europeans stormed UK in their droves after their countries joined the EU. and took all d hand jobs from uk peeps. plumbers electricians painter builders etc. they charged less dan half of wat uk guys wud charge. naso uk pple begin dey vex hehehehe. Germanys self fit start to checkout for gerexit o. hehehehe

My man r u aware that paper is not a newspaper but a tabloid?? A real newspaper in the uk will hardly use such a headline. Get ur facts straight mate

Penisinpenisout:
Spot on bro, if you look carefully you will notice that our newspaper headlines only follow one pattern, it could be that they have lost all their sense of humor or they are just too serious with their jobs.

Next time in such a situation just agreed that market security be called in. Infact note the shop number and go get market security!! Them go beg u. Mist of those guys r tout and security would ve deal with them.
Genuine bizmen will want those touts outta that plaza as they give the plaza a bad name.
But y wud u be so naive and say u wont do bz with them ipob youths??

bsaying:
Today, i decided to go sell off my ipad 3 and ipad 2 which i didn't frequently use,the ipad 3 has a cracked screen and the ipad 2 was fully functional... so i headed out to emeka offor's plaza from my place in asaba, i was filled with so much enthusiasm and optimism even though today was my first day of selling a gadget in a market like that..
Upon my arrival to the market, just at the entrance, i met two boys who asked if i came to repair or sell, i told them i wanna sell, they said i should follow them, we got to a shop and they asked the guy if he was interested and the guy nodded and said he was, then they said lets go and check if the gadgets had faults, we got to another shop and the guy said he would check for the faults by scanning with a laptop, he said it was #20 for each faults the system detects, before he started the scan i told him i only had 900naira on me as my tfare back to asaba and didnt have much to pay for scan, he went ahead because he had a plan in mind, at the end of the scan for the two devices, the total price came out as 17980naira...Jesus Christ i screamed, he said, bros am done with the scan and repair, i was like which repair Immediately the whole boys started gathering and saying bros "give the engineer im money na"
My head was full, i was angry and felt cheated, knowing fully well he did nothing but just run a normal scan which i witnessed...
I continously begged the guy and the boys there,even with igbo language but to no avail, at the end of the day, the engineer who has been admiring my blackberry Z10 now said i should sell my bb Z10 to him for 10k and he will balance me 5k or i drop the two ipads and go to asaba and bring his 17k,they had already seized the two ipads and threatened to call market security, i ended up selling the bb Z10 which i had and went home with 5k and still didnt sell the two ipads.....
Am angry and making this thread from the bus on my way home...
Will i like to do business with an igbo man again?? No......

Y r u calling jonnah? They talked of 1992 n u r calling jo?? Clearly u no read...

KahlDrogo:
Why didn't u complain to the Ogogoro president back den He was the one who did it.

Is he a trouble maker or a trouble shooter??

amtaken:
Buhari is a certified trouble shooter.

As in eh. .the seized businesses are collaterals na

evy1:
Baffles me at times how some folks reasons,he collected loan and couldn't service it as stipulated and some folks are saying witch hunt.
Naija Na wa o.

U no want make him pay?

a2personal2013:
Wahala dey ooooo. Everybody that has voiced against this government is now being pursued by one legality or the other. We are all watching in 3D googles where this will lead us to.

We have an unending list of debtors cutting across various Nigerian businesses. Why is BMB being singled out ?

Like we always say " whatever is good for Boniface should equally be good for boniyarnsh"

Y dont u start creating a database of clients and networking and getting work on your own accord.
Whenever you feel like you are set to go.....tell ur present boss he should double your pay as well as giving you commissions on jobs done.
Dont querrel him as you might need a recommendation from him in future.

Holluwatarhyor:
I'm a civil engineer,and I work in a one man business coy.I graduated with distinction in osun state college of technology (esa oke) civil engineering department.I've been working with my boss for two years now and nothing to show for it,but I'm still enduring because of some promises he has been making.But what pisses me off most times is his nagging nature,he doesn't appreciate anything one does for him.
I prepare and calculate for materials that'll be used on site,go to site for supervision,keep records of account,he only comes to site occassionally,and whenever he comes,he'll always see one mistake or the other,despite the fact that the clients are always appreciating the workdone by my workers on site.it's not like he's paying me salary,I'll call it allowance,because I can't say 35,000naira is anything to write home about in the present economic situation of Nigeria,and he even owes me some salaries.
I need your advice great people,I'm tired of working with him,I'm looking at standing on my own,but no connection.I believe be's just trying to tie me down with his empty promises,I have site experience,I can interprete plan and prepare bills.

By Henry Umoru & Joseph Erunke

ABUJA-ACADEMIC Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, has rejected the ongoing Sexual Harrassment Offences Bill, in the Senate, saying that the bill was targeted at lecturers.

The body, which described the bill as vindictive, insisted that it undermines university autonomy.

Speaking yesterday, in Abuja, at a public hearing on the bill, organised by the Senate Committee on Judiciary, Human Rights and Legal Matters, ASUU, through its president, Prof. Biodun Ogunyemi, asked the Senate in particular and the National Assembly, in general not to allow the bill have its way.

According to him, the nation's universities and tertiary institution as a whole, were established by law as autonomous bodies and so, have their regulating roles.

Professor Ogunyemi said the existing laws prescribed punishments over misconduct generally among both staff and students, adding that the law clearly articulated appropriate redress mechanism.

"Any law or bill which seeks to supplant these laws violates the university autonomy. In this particular instance, the bill violates the Federal Government of Nigeria and ASUU agreement of 2009 and as such should be rejected," he said.

He also said the bill was discriminatory because it was targeted at educators, insisting that it was unfair to come up with such a bill.

He stressed that sexual harassment was a societal problem and not peculiar to tertiary institutions and so tertiary institutions should not be singled out for such law, adding that the proposed bill was a violation of Section 42(1) of the 1999 Constitution, noting that it was embarrassing that the legislative arm could seek to make such law that violated the constitution.

Ogunyemi also pointed out that besides violating the constitution, the bill failed to take cognizance of various extant legislations that adequately dealt with sexual offences.

He faulted the bill, saying it failed to provide convincing evidence to show that sexual harassment in tertiary institutions had attained a higher magnitude than other spheres of the society


http://odili.net/news/source/2016/jun/21/310.html

So u did not get the grounds from reading this?? I can c ur problem is comprehension....its worst than not reading at all.

Federal character!!!!!!!!!

longjohn101:
On what grounds wil d Senate rejects d list?

No one can get a heart attack if lagos..abuja or calabar are developing. These are the areas that define define who we are as a nation. I remember in 2006 how lagos international airport was used to disgrace me overseas. Do u think its pleasant when a foreigner says these things about lagos with pics as facts?? So for me these 3 cities shud be special zoned.
Therefore if u r happy with bad roads in lagos u r a fool as lagos is what foreigners define us by....now if it were kafanchan ..then you can talk of haters!!
I hope not only u get my drift!!

thesicilian:
Some people will get a heart attack after seeing this

Op i think its abit misleading na. U did not include the cost for architectural design and contractor fee. Dont u think it mite just take above 5milla?? U did all those free for mama....but what if i my mama gat no architect or contractor son?

Chelseafan1:
Lol....my oga its unbelievable but this is to show like-minded people that its actually possible if you have good people to work for you.

No final cost projection like that, my mom isn't rich, she started in 2014,shes been doing it slow and steady and funds is being gathered, shes just grateful it has a professional touch and she heaps praises on me every other day that if it weren't for me and God, it wouldn't have been possible/ds beautiful


This work has gotten me a few number of clients who wants me to give them something like this or slightly different.

The Land is based in ife, Osun state. The land alone will go for millions of naira in places like Lagos.

I'll give a break down of the total money spent till this stage as requested by raumdeuter,..

250k?? Chei there is no where in idenili south anambra i can think of where u can get a plot for less than 1.5milla!! Una dey enjoy well well. There is even a village called awka etiti where a plot goes or starts from 4 milla.
Y dis discrepancy?? Thats how a friend of mind told me he bought 5 plots of land for 300k in ondo. I remember calling him a big liar till sum1 else bought same n showrd me his invoice!!

Chelseafan1:
The land was acquired sometimes in 2014 for 250k in total, 2 plots of land 55 X 200m, I worked on a plan with a fellow colleague, when the building property commenced, some things were changed on the plan to suit my new taste and mama

The car porch has been changed to just a relxation spot as the location of the game has been changed.

Pictures to follow soon.

C my guy.... go adamawa state waka enter adamawa province. Go bsmenda side waka enter benue state. When i reach town after mamfe i just jeke waka crosd border to naija make those b.st..d inmigration guys no collect bribe....

Ranchhoddas:
Person dey trek go Cameroun?

U c my point? The poor hausas cant afford the fare to travel to europe except treckable distances like cameroon or chad. From libya to italy smugglers take nothin less than 5000 usd...where can a megad get that amount?

fiizznation:
Till date super rich people like Mohammed indimi, the gashaz, sheriff and co are still living in borno state.

Umaru dikko ran to london in the 80s for vacation n not asylum?? Anyways has it occurred to you that 95% of boko haram victims are the poor hausas? Where do u expect them to run to in europe when they can hardly know when they cross into niger or chad or cameroun??

fiizznation:
The thing is, northerners don't go to other people's country to live there.So far, I don't even think any northerner has applied for asylum to any country. We normally travel out because of these three main reasons;

1. [b]vacation
2. Business
3. Education

I bet you, fin[/b]ding a single northerner in your country for the sole purpose of living there will be almost impossible. And am very sure of this. You see even the northerners that are affected by this boko haram madness rarely travel out of the north, the places they might decide to settle down for the meantime might be neighbouring countries like Cameroon, Niger and Chad. And they usually come back to their homes when peace have finally returned.

My i guy e get one woman for my village wey lost 4 daughters in a suicide bomb blast in suleja! Now instead of 6 kids she is poor woman of just a girl n a biy...had that boy ran to london would you be in doubt he ran from boki haram?

akinszz:
Omo see format, na lie... Make them deport am. Wetin eze dey do 4 boko haram place? Com say dem recruit am e no gree. Kai! Naija too dey lie ooo.

Neva get a joint account with ur spouse!

Onegai:
It's okay.

Sit her down and tell her the money she's getting is a token of love, meant to be spent on frivolous things for herself. And that the amount will increase as things get better. Also get a joint account in which both of you will be paying savings into and make her a co-signatory. It will cure her of her fears about you.

My guy the day u lose ur job that woman will leave u!! Becareful in over indulging her wims n caprices. Put your leg or ur foot down. Let her know her limits.



Now the issue is my wife insists that i must give her monthly pocket money and i have proposed 20k, an amount i feel is more than adequate for her if added to about 75k which she already has to herself from her salary. Also note that this 20k does not mean i dont get to buy her random stuff during the month or provide anything she asks for if i feel its a

Maybe they discovered ur mum was ghost worker!! Am just with a govt worker ad we speak n she says tgey r not being owed.
Infact he gave all govt workers 1 bag of rice indecember. Ur mum must ve been discovered 2 b a fraud

ebuka440:
My mother has not been paid her pension for over 3 months now in Anambra state. Obiano has refused to pay them since the month of March. It's unfair or is it fair. Obiano is unable to keep up with Peter Obi's legacy

Stop ur misinformation...that plant merely retails to domestic end users . U can go nbbuy ur cooking gas there. That does not make dem gas producing...

EasternActivist:
Anambra host oil and gas companies like orient...

Mr hater. Anambra remains an oil producing state wether you like it or not...

There are many gas plant in Anambra state...

Like the Chicason gas plant that was reported about an explosion scene in December last year in Nnewi Anambra state.

Its crazy! What if a live wire falls into the water??

oloriooko:
No acceptable reason for missing church

I think alot of people who think like you r being rational whereas this is an emotional issue. I wud ve paid for the friends if i had the means and give her a serious warning later on!

topeorekoy:
I do not agree with you on this. She said her friends will be coming with her but she never told the guy he was going to pay and the guy never said he was going to pay for anything. So I do not see where the guy did not stand by his words

I like the part where he goes on and marries the friend!!

topeorekoy:
My take:

Babes need to be careful with the way they handle first dates. How can you go on a first date with a guy and you take your friends along? Is it insecurity or what? You both are meeting for the first time, time to access each other. Time to know more about each other. Don't you think taking your friends along will distract you both? You can take them along when you both are close to the each other.

I shared this with some ladies and they blamed OP and one of them narrated how she missed out on being with a guy she met and really loved.

She took two of her friends on her first date with the guy and he took to one of her friends and lost interest in her. The guy is married to her friend now.