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Abeg where u dey stay? I dey look for apartment like dat.

Change ur pattern towards them. Shey u dey form James bond for them, kuku start dey keep smiling faces.

Or the best advice is to be friends with just one or two among them then leave the rest. All their secrets will be revealed to u soon.

How much are both paying?
What benefits are u entitled to, when u become a teacher or the van job?

Is the school a new school?

What is the work load in the school?

Is the van company a new one?

Are u gonna be placed on a target?

What happens when u don't meet the target?

Pls kindly provide answers to the above questions then we go advice u better.

I tot Farano is a guy.
Anyway, this is nairaland. We don't know who is who. Guys masquerading as females and vice versa.

Becos e easy for u no mean say e easy for anoda person.

Frankicent:
tm for gym workout . Who does that? you guys can't build your strength

Osinbajo his houseboy has already ironed buhari's south African summit uniform.

GoldChest:
Trust Buhari to be the first to land in south Africa for the summit

Very good.
Na apartheid really fit those ediots

PS: someone will soon come and advertise pure honey under this thread.
Watch out!!!

U aint seen nothing yet.

Developer

U guys shld take this to WhatsApp abeg.

bigmic111:
that's nice, what's the title?

How far naw. I never see ur brake light. Its over 24 hrs now.

vickyhow:
Am Not Gay C'mon!
I Spend Money n My Girl With Sth In Return. . . it's called wise investment.
u Think Am ah Money Launderinq Machine?

Anyways i can help u out, send me a pm with ur acct. details, But Not 3k oo #lol

This story ehn,
What do u want us to deduce from this?

Na surgery him go do o.
Has it started paining him?
If I may ask, is ur bro huge?
Let him do plenty of exercises,
Since him still dey young.

What made me take trams(for sex) the girl I was dating then, I didn't know she was a machine. After the first disappointment, trams came to my rescue. If u know what I mean.

But now, I see sex as one OVERRATED exercise. Maybe cos na how to get money full my head and sex won't bring money.

Mekenz:
seriously some men are trying ooo,just to satisfy a girl, even at the detriment of their health...... why going artificial if you can go natural? sex is an act not a do or die affairs.

Even if I won't advice u to try such, but if u still wanna try trams, make sure u eat plenty food, and plenty fizzy drinks. Eg, sprite, smoov. But las las, u go still vomit them. The way ur heart go dey beat faster ehn, u go think say u wan die. If u taking d trams for sex, take am like 20mins before action.

My final advice still remains DONT TRY IT.

bentwood85:
So tramadol is this bad? If 1tablet can make a newbie vomit up to six times then a quarter tablet can still make one to vomit..
I learnt combining it with viagra works well.....Though I am yet to personally confirm it.

So many crazy talks going on here.

I once used trams. Let me not lie sha, used it (for sex) like 6 times. But before then, I was using it for gym. My friends would gym for hours without getting tired. But me, just 30 press up, I don tire.

Back to the main topic. If u wanna take trams, pls, take a quarter of it. That's if youve never taken it before. It will make u last long in bed, but u won't really enjoy it. Trams drains all the fluids in ur body. So take plenty of water.

If u go take like one full tablet, it will mess ur system up. Ur heart rate go increase. And after all the action, I swear u will start vomiting cos it will make u take plenty of fluids. U fit vomit reach 6 times.

So my main advice, stay away from drugs.

Not all of dem really wanna get married tho. Eg, Rita Dominic, etc.

Bros. Walahi I really mean am. Thanks. I've sent the mail request.

vickyhow:
Am Not Gay C'mon!
I Spend Money n My Girl With Sth In Return. . . it's called wise investment.
u Think Am ah Money Launderinq Machine?

Anyways i can help u out, send me a pm with ur acct. details, But Not 3k oo #lol

vickyhow:
WTF!!
hating on u??
#lol
Like Y Will I Do That?? Not Like U Made Away With My Hard-Earned Mani !
Look Blackivy27 Or What Wat Ever Is Ur Moniker, I Can Go All The Way To See Ur Parents Seeking 4 Ur Hands In Marriage, I Can Also Decide To Send U N5000 Every Damn Week For The Rest Of Ur Life Nd I Wudnt Get A Flinch!
U obviously are'nt my klass!
#no_pun_intended

Bros how far. Come send me 3k outta that 5k u wan give her. A brother is broke somewhere. God bless you.

Him for talk am as in dey naija naw

If I read this whole thing, make I bend..
When will u nigerians hit the nail on the head when writing a post?

Too much English makes the story boring.
That's why I'm never a fan of long sermons.

Then go for three year injury

They caught him/her as male or female?

This ur comment is quite annoying.
U wanna marry an object?

Fafesot:
I love this..
thanks a lot bro
I also heard they are dirty..
though not all..
all wat I want is for her not to have any other person to consult apart from God and me...
I will take her down to the south after marriage ..
where she won't be able to communicate with all these yoruba witches..that we call wives..
[s]If I ask her not to talk for a day...she should not. thats my wish[/s]

Wetin u come mean by DAT one?
Northern girls are somewhat loyal. Talking from girls from my side. Most can stay with u till d end. But if u mess up, u will see their other side. Especially the shuwa girls. I won't really advice margi girls. Most of them get eyes outside and they re quite fetish.

Anyway, na all tribes dey do juju sha.

Fafesot:
yea..those ones you mentioned

central North and southern Kaduna
hw is their character...can I control them as I wish?