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Romance / Re: Please Read! The Dream I Had Today by sorextee(m): 10:10am On Feb 10, 2021
This dream gather weight o. I'm trying to figure who this WHITE MAN could be.
Education / Re: Private Schools Are Now After The Money by sorextee(m): 10:45am On Jan 25, 2021
Im a teacher too, i can relate. Ive seen worse than that sef.
Business / Re: 5 Mistakes That Can Keep You Broke For Life by sorextee(m): 8:43am On Jan 23, 2021
6. Gambling with the sole aim of making it big.

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Sports / Re: Betting Is A Curse! Stop. by sorextee(m): 5:32am On Jan 23, 2021
Betting is not really a curse. Just take away greed and do it for fun. As the rule goes, BET WITH WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE. Control ur addiction. Me for instance, i dont play virtual. Not my field. I have noticed that its virtual that kills pple the most. Study the teams u re betting on. If u notice these teams dont score much goals, give them UNDERS. a good example, burnley. Those guys can defend like hell. They wont score and dey wont allow u score. Their game against liverpool, i gave burnley two goals handicap. Everything na strategy. In my own strategy, i run away from AWAY WIN. even if its kano pillars against arsenal, so long arsenal is away, i go for goal market. Let the game produce two goals whether na 2-0, 1-1, 0-2, anyhow. Betting on corners and yellow card is safer. I run away from derby games eg, manu vs liverpool, madrid vs barca. Games i like to watch, i dont put dem in my slip. Some people believe so much in option. Instead of , just do over 1.5. Its safer. U go depend on but las las match will end 2-0, 3-0, etc.

Any serious money u want to bet with, let the odds be 1.5 or two odds. But if u re a badass punter, i can do 5 odds. This life itself na risk.

But most of my winnings comes from tennis. When i want to stake big money, i go for two or three odds. Five games in one slip. U can never see me accumulate 20 games in one slip and put 5k. Na 200naira i dey take run am.

My last major tennis win, i accumulate 30 games, stake 100 naira. I regretted not staking 2k. The game won me 87k, with 100 naira.

In summary, bet with sense. There are teams that score a lot of goals and some concede goals too, eg, monaco has been producing over 1.5 since1352. Those are the teams u shld channel ur money into. I bet fridays, saturdays nd sundays only.

God bless our hustle. Better a gambler than those doing yahoo yahoo.

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Education / Re: Don Davis Mother Call Out Pastor Sulaiman For Defending Reno Omokri by sorextee(m): 3:29pm On Jan 22, 2021
Let this woman go and sit down. Its becoming irritating.
Romance / Re: I Engaged My Girlfriend, Now I Am Thinking Of Calling Off The Engagement by sorextee(m): 12:16am On Jan 16, 2021
Ive been reading ur response to members who are telling u the truth on page one. But u still acting james bond, sherlock holmes. Does she have a torchlight phone(i mean second phone)? If yes, have u checked that phone? Why im asking this, back in the days wen i was a bad guy, i cheated so badly on my gf. I had a main phone and a tirchlight phone. The main phone was clean. Sometimes she checks the phone, nothing inside. If only she knew the small phone is where all my secrets are. I played my game so well that i was never caught.

Im just saying sha. Maybe maybe, just check out dat small phone with her. Cos that lady seems smart. All those mental whatever shes going thru is just to guilt trip you. I can swear something is going on between them. The ball is in ur court sha.

But hacking her whatsapp for whatever reason is a no no for me. She may have logged on to her whatsapp from ur laptop, but u for log out completely. U no try in this aspect.

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Education / Re: A Trust Your Instincts Experience by sorextee(m): 11:19pm On Jan 15, 2021
This story Fit enter fp. So let me add my own.

Some years back, i closed from work. I took a cab to berger, from berger, i was to take anoda cab to kubwa where i reside. I was playing candy crush on my samsung s6, which was the reigning phone dat time. I sat by d window. I got so carried away with the game. Suddenly, the real owner snatched my phone from the window and ran. The cab man quickly stopped, i came down to pursue d guy, but he had already mixed with d crowd nd disappeared. I told d cab to go while i stood at berger looking confused. Then one of those touts approached me and asked WETIN HAPPEN? i told him someone snatched my phone. The guy started acting hyper, crying more than the bereaved. I didnt suspect anyyhing that time cos i wasnt thinking straight. He assured me he was gonna get the phone for me. I thanked him, he gave me his number(his mistake). I took a cab home.

As i reach house, i begin play back all wetin sup. My instinct began to tell me that the guy who stopped me is among the thief. He probably stopped me as a delay tactics so d real thief will escape. I called d guy two days later, he said he didnt see anybody. He didnt know i was planning him.

I already told my frnds working with Dss and Navy. Them sef don ready for action. I called d guy i was coming d next day let me reward him cos he has been nice. My guys don already position for berger bridge dey wait. They were on mufti. I reach d place, i called him, he came out. Immediately, i land am slap, jack am for belt. My friends came out and put him inside hilux, straight to guard room for abacha barracks. There he confessed say they are a group, he delayed me dat night so the thief go escape. He sha took us to his gang, all were bundled. My s6 was still with d thief, about to sell it. Na so i collect my phone back. So many things happened afterwards, but make i no yarn those ones.

Praise the Lord.
Education / Re: Share Your Experiences Being Flogged in Secondary School by sorextee(m): 1:28pm On Nov 13, 2020
We bent the blades of all the ceiling fans in the secondary section. We received massive beating the next day for assembly, we cut grass till closing. And ww were made to pay for damages.

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Religion / Re: I Hereby Convert To Islam by sorextee(m): 10:50pm On Oct 11, 2020
Nope, hes not. He has freedom to choose whichever religion he wants to practice. Las las who religion epp sef.

amliftedhigher:

You are a big foooooooo
Education / Re: General Thread For All Lovers Of Astronomy And Space by sorextee(m): 1:21pm On Sep 27, 2020
Lets get it started.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Femi Otedola's Only Son, Fewa Who Is Suffering From Autism (PHOTOS) by sorextee(m): 1:56pm On Sep 17, 2020
So u re also thinking what im thinking. grin

Siberia01:
cool
baba don use that one to shine

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Pets / Re: Too Much Blood Sucking Bugs On My Dogs Body. What Should I Do Please? by sorextee(m): 12:53pm On Sep 11, 2020
How much is it pls?

seyi200:
Go to a pet shop and buy bio finil
They will all dry off under 15 minutes on the dog body
Phones / Re: Umidigi A7 Pro- Is It Worth Buying? by sorextee(m): 4:31pm On Sep 05, 2020
i really dont care about camera. im not even fine to begin with. its d ram and battery im concerned about. The battery strong?

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Romance / Re: My Fiance's Ex Is Fabricating Lies Against Me by sorextee(m): 3:05am On Aug 19, 2020
U re very right. The lady is not telling us the entire story. Reason why i cant comment on a half baked story. I stopped at yours cos i can relate.
I have an ex whos married. We are still very close. Along d line, i got a gf, who is a single mum of two boys. I really loved this new babe. Or shld i say, i loved her beauty. She told me d story of how she birthed the two boys. I blived hook line and sinker. I dont know how me and my ex gist reach dat level, wey i tell her everything. I swear, na she open my eyes. That shes a lady too, she knows wen a lady is lying. Same way we guys can spot a fake guy. She gave me tactics to confront d babe. To cut d story short, all my ex told me were true. Dis babe wan play me. She wasnt being honest.

I broke up with her.

plessis:
I suspect your fiancee's ex is just warning your fiancee because of what you did in the past. Yes, she's overdoing it, but I feel she's just being a friend because you didn't state if there's any sexual tension between the both of them. Your problem is her insistence on your past.


Some of us cannot keep quiet when we see someone we love or used to love, about to fall in a pit.

I maybe wrong though.

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Sports / Re: VAR: What Famous Coaches Think by sorextee(m): 4:14pm On Jul 13, 2020
Wetin mourinho come talk?
Family / Re: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by sorextee(m): 8:26pm On May 22, 2020
See bros, this life na fire for fire.
Stand up to him. Theres a great chance hes a coward. Using u to boost his morale. Face am. Even if him go beat u, at least give am mark wey him no go forget. I had a bully like dat in secondary skool. I feared him then cos d guy huge. He repeated and we came to meet him. I couldnt take it anymore and we fought. I beat him silly despite his size. Las las, for jss3, we became best friends.

Ebus12:


Noooooo... I only went out before when schools were on

With ASUU strike and Corona virus ... I am always indoors

I have no where to go
Islam for Muslims / Re: I Don't Really Like Eating Sahur by sorextee(m): 10:25am On May 15, 2020
I heard theres a verse in the Quran where Allah said anything you do to bring harm to yourself is Haram.

dominique:


Where did you hear that from?
Science/Technology / Re: Earth Tremor Rock Akure City,Ondo State by sorextee(m): 7:03am On Mar 28, 2020
I heard about it this morning. Hope everyone is safe over there?
Crime / Re: We Sell Each Corpse's Clothes For N300,000 To Ritualist- Mortuary Attendant Spea by sorextee(m): 4:49am On Mar 25, 2020
Weird i must say. Wakanda nonsense is dis??
Crime / Re: 92 Chad Soldiers Killed In 'deadliest' Boko Haram Attack by sorextee(m): 4:44am On Mar 25, 2020
Wawu. These boko haram guys are more trained than our naija millitary personel.
Romance / Re: Why Do I Keep Meeting These Kind Of Ladies? by sorextee(m): 1:10pm On Mar 14, 2020
From a post several years ago. Cant remember all these.
Greetings.
Jwens:

Hey cutie
Crime / Re: A 'Lady' I Sent My Full Nude Picture On Facebook Is Blackmailing Me! by sorextee(m): 12:24pm On Jan 28, 2020
God bless you bro. Check his moniker sef.
MrBrownJay1:


Bro we have to be honest..you are an idiot to be talking to some supposed white girl, yet did not confirm her identity with video calls etc.
Btw:whether she won your heart or not, this is irrelevant to living a xtian life....unless, xtians often send half nekkid pic to strangers. So I suggest you go ask your pastor for help.
Crime / Re: A 'Lady' I Sent My Full Nude Picture On Facebook Is Blackmailing Me! by sorextee(m): 12:21pm On Jan 28, 2020
That boy is just a foooollll reading the story is even pissing me off. Then reading his responses on the first page. Im sure if i open the next page,i will slam my phone out of anger.

MrBrownJay1:


Stop being an Ediot.... The person who was calling you was NOT the girl in the pics and instead that was the accomplice to these scammers. If that babe was using Airtel number then she therefore has to be in Nigeria, so why didn't you ever meet her in real life, duh?! Why didnt you ever have a video call with her (to confirm her identity)?! You sound as someone really young OR very clueless....

Some foolish Nigerian scammers created a FB profile with a fake picture, then sent you friend request, had some 9ja babe call you to pretend she was the actual babe in the pics....when they got your nekkid picture they finally insulted you in proper 9ja lingo, and you are still here thinking that the babe is actually real?!?!?!

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Phones / Re: Oppo Reno 2F Unboxing And Review After 1 Month Of Use by sorextee(m): 10:08am On Jan 01, 2020
Someone should please state the review. Most of us here are using free basics.
Romance / Re: Man Who Was Stopped By A Pastor From Proposing To Girlfriend In A Church Speaks by sorextee(m): 6:57am On Dec 18, 2019
U still don't get the message. But continue.
linearity:


Much ado about nothing!

Keep blowing empty air!

There is no scriptural backing or example to the nonsense you just spoil out there, that the Pastor must be in the know!

In fact, there is no scriptural backing or example for church wedding; the Bible only supports traditional wedding & parental consents and guy stated that, the girl’s parents are aware, which is inline with the scriptures.

The Pastor should have removed his over blown ego from the matter, if that was truly a Church, it therefore means that, it belongs to God and not the Pastor and the guy is permitted to do his engagement before God....Eli in the Bible did not poke nose into Samuel’s affairs with God.
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by sorextee(m): 5:59am On Dec 02, 2019
Guy u dey crase. I laugh so tey fear begin catch me.
HAPPY NIGHTMARE. LOL
MichaelSokoto:

make sure to check that curtain that is moving anyhow this Nite b4 goin to bed...

happy nightmare!

grin

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Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by sorextee(m): 5:49am On Dec 02, 2019
No sir. She works with the Nigerian prisons in IMO. I just want her to go to the area and confirm the story. If not, all what that guy wrote are fiction.

MichaelSokoto:

Oga, u are wicked!

so u will send ya gf to go do investigative journalism there?

better fear nor go hold am?

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Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by sorextee(m): 10:49pm On Dec 01, 2019
How did the Gabon friend get the wife's phone number?
Invite that friend to the nairaland hot seat.

Which area in IMO, my girlfriend stays in IMO.

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Family / Re: 7 Unavoidable Things Nigerian Couples Experience After Wedding by sorextee(m): 11:42pm On Oct 31, 2019
Nice
Romance / Re: How Loan Apps Have Ruined My Life by sorextee(m): 5:15am On Oct 12, 2019
Bro, let me tell u the real stuff about this loan guys. So long its loan apps u re talking about. I was once in ur shoes. They won't do u shit. Highest they will call ur people and tell them that u re owing them and they shld tell u to pay them. Then when ur people start calling you, its now up to you to either be on the offensive or defensive. During my time, I chose to be offensive. I started telling the people who called me that my bvn was compromised, I lost my phone and wallet to one chance, so I suspect its those guys who used my phone to borrow money from those guys, etc. That was the story I said. Gradually gradually, they left me alone. It wasn't my intention to lie. Few days after I borrowed money from this same fair money of yours, I ran into crisis in my former place of work. I took a business risk worth 1.9 million naira. And the repercussion was that I was supposed to still be working then they will be deducting from my salary 70-30. But the hor, who was transfered newly to abuja from Lagos, wasn't quite used to the system, called police on me. I was in cell for like 5 days. They even carry me go court. They stopped paying me salary, but they were still paying into my pension account, up till now that I'm still typing this. Well, I won the case. Its a long story. During these whole stages, I never tot of commiting suicide. A friend of mine who was a branch manager of a bank in lagos took a risk of 20million naira and went into forex with it. D whole thing scatter. He saw hell but he never tot of suicide. From ur write up, u said 50k and u wan commit suicide. My friend, snap out of it. U will over come it. This my story though a summary, should open ur eyes.

I won the case against my company this august 22, and I quickly applied as a teacher, to hit d ground running. Though I'm yet to be paid, which is why I was begging a lady up there and she's telling me about mini importation, which I've never heard before.

Las las, u go dey alright. So kick away that depression.

Presido24:
My guy your moniker shouldn't be offpoint, you're totally onpoint!..what made me start this thread was actually fear on what to do about the first loan which will expire tommorow...I've read the terms and conditions of the app over and over again, and I saw so many things there concerning people who failed to pay early....many aweful things stated there. I wouldn't like to be disgraced or embarrassed by the apps, that's actually what made me start this thread..
Even though I knew it'll bery unlikely I'll get help here, I just felt I should at least try..I know there are a lot of scammers online now, I don't really blame the people here for calling me a scammer and all sorts of name, I might have done the same too.
Anyways thanks for explaining this thing to me..I now have an idea on how to repay the loans

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