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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Poetry Contest by soulthief: 5:50pm On Sep 03, 2008
Thot i d hook up to dis, !!

'You - Sickness'
You are gone again
My darling dame
Into this wide wild world
Wherein i found you thence
Pining away slowly in a house of sin
Now the visible and invisible mementos
Of your brief while
Plead for your pardon
And eventual return,
They point with hands accusatory
Like the eyes of your breasts
When they require my efforts masturbatory

I harden my heart weakly
Seeking trenchant force
From the spectral reality
Of a cuckolded lover
Yet still,
I feel the absence of your presence
So withdrawn into this spreading web
Of "You -sickness."
Poems For Review / Re: Rhymes by soulthief: 9:25pm On Jan 13, 2008
Reallyempathisewithucolors,whydontuchatwithme,icanhelpreally.soulstartler@yahoo.co.uk.tryme

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Business / Re: An Author’s Request For Real Scam Stories by soulthief: 3:29pm On Nov 05, 2007
Here s a live one for you.T he guy wrote me so i decided to be bait.my reply s bold letters,i ll keep ya posted as the 'sharp man' evolves his style.Do peeps actually fall for this

NO PROBLEM.LIKE HOW WILL U NEED?PLEASE O, I DONT HAVE MUCH MONEY,BUT SINCE I LL BE COLLECTIN IT BACK PLUS MY SHARE I DONT MIND GIVING U.JUST LEMME KNW HOW MUCH.THANK YOU.

ibrahim mohamed <ibrahimmohamed3@yahoo.fr> wrote:
DEAR SAMSON,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR QUICK ANSWER TO MY PROPOSITION. HOW IS YOUR FAMILY? I HOPE NO PROBLEM.

YOU ARE ADVISE TO LOOK AT MY SECOND MAIL AND WHEN YOU ASSURE ME THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME WHEN THE MONEY ENTERS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT I WILL PREPARE THE OFFICIAL REQUEST FORM WHICH YOU WILL FILL AND TO SEND IT TO OUR BANK BY THE E-MAIL ADDRESS OF THE BANK TO PAY YOU PRESSING ATTENTION TO YOUR DEMAND TOWARDS THE BANK AS THE HEIR FOR THE DEAD CUSTOMER.KNOW THAT IT IS 100 % WITHOUT RISK.

BE ASSURED THAT I SHALL SUPPLY YOU WITH THE DETAILED INFORMATION WHICH THEY WILL REQUIRE FROM YOU AS REGARDS THIS DEAL.NOTE, YOU SHOULD NOT ALLOW THE BANK TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A PARTNER WHO SUPPLIES YOU WITH THE INFORMATION THEY REQUIRE FROM YOU TO SUPPORT YOUR DEMAND AS HEIR TO MR KATTAN SALIF WHO DIED IN 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH. BE ASSURED THAT IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND AND FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS,THERE WILL BE NO DIFFICULTY FOR THE BANK TO TRANSFER THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. I AM A MAN Of 46YRS WITH 3 CHILDREN.

I WILL RETIRE FROM THE PUBLIC SERVICE ANY MOMENT AS SOON AS I SHALL CONCLUDE THIS DEAL WITH YOU. NOTE THAT THIS FUND BELONGS To A FOREIGNER BUT REGRETTABLY HE DIED WITH HIS FAMILY IN A PLANE CRASH IN 2000 AND SO FAR NOBODY CAME TO OUR BANK TO DEMAND THIS FUND AS HEIR TO THE DECEASED AND BEING FROM BURKINA-FASO I CAN NOT DEMAND THIS FUND BECAUSE IT BELONGS To A FOREIGNER AND ONLY A FOREIGNER CAN DEMAND THIS FUND.

NOTE THAT THE FUND MUST BE TRANSFERRED IN YOUR ACCOUNT UNDER 7 WORKING DAYS COUNTING FROM THE DAY OF SUBMISSION OF YOUR APPLICATION AND APPROVAL BY OUR BANK.
KNOW THAT IT WILL HAVE NO HANGING BACK AFTER THE COST OF THE TRANSFER IS BEING PAID.

NOTE THAT YOU WILL BE ENTITLED To 40% OF THE TOTALITY OF THE SUM AND 10 % WILL DRAWN APART FOR ALL THE EXPENSES WHICH WILL OCCUR DURING The COST Of the TRANSFER AND THEN 50 % WILL BE FOR ME AND MY ASSOCIATES.
FINE I HAVE RECEIVED THE MAIL YOU SENT TO ME AND MY COLLEGUES HAVE REACH YOU FINE.I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW BEFORE WE CAN GO AHEAD I WILL LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT .THERE ARE SOME DOCUMENTS TO BACK UP THIS FUND AND ALSO RE-ACTIVATION OF THE ACCOUNT ON YOUR NAME AS THE REAL BENEFICARY.

SO PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO KNOW FROM YOU IF YOU WILL ASSIST ME BOTH IN FINANACIAL AND OTHER WAYS SO THAT AS THIS FUND IS TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT ? WHAT YOU SPENT WILL BE REDUCTED BEFORE SHARING THE MONEY. THAT WAS THE REASON THE 10% IS MAP OUT FOR THE EXPENES? AND WITH ALL THIS REQUIREMENT THERE IS NO WAY THE BANK CAN TRANSFER THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

I AWAIT YOUR ANSWER AS URGENCY IMPLIES. THANK YOU AND MY RESPECT TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAMILY AND TO HOPE TO BE WITH YOU SOON.
YOU SHOULD PROCEED AHEAD AND THERE IS NO PROBLEM IN THIS TRANSACTION AND IS NOT ILLEGAL OK ? PLEASE STAND AS THE NEXT OF KIN THERE IS NO PROBLEM AM HERE TO PROTECT YOU TO MAKE SURE THERE IS NO PROBLEM OK

CALL ME ON THIS LINE FOR FURTHER EXPLANATIONS: 00226 7814 2253

YOURS SINCERELY
MR IBRAHIM MOHAMED
Literature / Re: Love And Guilt (an Extract From My Manuscript) by soulthief: 1:03pm On Oct 31, 2007
Good one,man!Though u can still lay on a patina of polish.And tighten up some parts.Then some spelling errors like boarders instead of border etc. Keep it up!
Literature / Re: Nigerian Publishers And Editors by soulthief: 1:00pm On Oct 31, 2007
Angel, i couldnt agree with u more.Wheneva i read write-ups with such glaring and easily corrected mistakes,i feel disappointed.Is it that they are using a different kinda computer system?Cos the average system would have corrected the mis-spelt words or what?But whateva, in my case,i help where i can and most times i avoid prose thats potentially like that, Abi wetin man go do?
Autos / Re: Used Bmw`s And Mercedes,looking For Buyers/dealers In Nigeria by soulthief: 3:03pm On Oct 08, 2007
well, @wira.im definitely interested.But like d bro said u gotta make it real and legit-like, why dont u holler me at this soulstartler@yahoo.co.uk, be xpectin to hear from ya!
Adverts / Re: Suppliers Or Sellers Of Cassava , Snails, Catfish,cocoa Etc Are Urgently Needed by soulthief: 4:32pm On Sep 11, 2007
Well, sounds like good news.I have acres of cassava ready for harvesting.Can u assist?
Want a good price.
Poems For Review / Bird Of Time by soulthief: 5:46pm On Sep 06, 2007
Is it so hard for you to realise
How truly enamored I am of you?
Is it so tough for you to visualise
How totally my heart is colored for you blue?

The years are passing by for sure
And I cannot go on like this anymore
All the mementos of you by my heart's door
Are fast becoming a blur

Remember,
”the bird of time has but a little way to
flutter;and the bird is already on the
wing”
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Poems For Review / Bird Of Time by soulthief: 4:09pm On Sep 06, 2007
Is it so hard for you to realise
How truly enamored I am of you?
Is it so tough for you to visualise
How totally my heart is colored for you blue?

The years are passing by for sure
And I cannot go on like this anymore
All the mementos of you by my heart's door
Are fast becoming a blur

Remember,
”the bird of time has but a little way to
flutter;and the bird is on the wing”
Jokes Etc / Re: Cold Winter by soulthief: 12:33pm On Aug 24, 2007
Hi y'all, me first time hia so i thot i d make u all grin grin grin


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there, I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . , . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
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Literature / Re: Do You Write Foreign Fiction? I Do, Lets Talk! by soulthief: 12:22pm On Aug 24, 2007
@orikinla, well i knw about ANA but wht the hell s up with their website?but great stuff about literary minds coming together.im about poetry and fiction and have one fiction,one book of poesy and a collection of short stories all yet to be published! shocked.Dont mind me,just been too comfy with my 9 to 5 job to listen to my frustrated muse. grin

@const,dont mind gettin togeda with like minds,im outta lagos now but i ll be there like tomorrow.we can hook up if u want.but i gotta warn u am preparin for a weddin so im on a very tight schedule.but anything for the arts.i think ANA s website s www.ananigeria.com or just use google search.

All the best!
Literature / Re: The Word Bleep by soulthief: 6:24pm On Aug 22, 2007
[i]Interesting , well im kinda nu here but lemme say howdy to y'all.
Bleep means For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, it all started in the French Quarters of New Orleans in the 1800s.Then it waz unlawful being a daughter of commercial joy,so when u r caught u r charged for unlawful carnal knowledge, over time d baillifs abbreviated and voila ur Zap waz born
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