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sage101:
IF YOU MUST BE A ZOMBIE, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ARE ATLEAST BEING PAID FOR IT


IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY STUPID AND ABSURD TO BE THAT FOOLISH FOR FREE






NOTE;
Please if You wanna INBOX me, I'd rather you quote me on an INACTIVE THREAD and state your REASONS for the INBOX...



I dont answer PMs from NAIRALAND and I dont want NL's Notifications flooding me Mails......


I have IMPORTANT Mails I wouldnt wanna MISS


Thanks

Newboss:
Postinor 2 is 500 Naira only

After every sex with my ex, I personally administer postinor to her

milemimi93:
Who beg for sex these days?

sage101:
You are TOO young to date not to talk of Dating Boys or MEN......


But....
Dear, does that Chat make sense to YOU

ImaIma1:
If you cannot be responsible and supportive when the girl falls pregnant, don't have sex.

If you will run, start speaking grammar or questioning her actions/loyalty especially when you know she is genuine, don't have sex.

If you are not ready to be responsible, you should not have sex. That is what i mean.

ImaIma1:
Sweety having sex is a lot of responsibility. It is a decision. And anyone ready to run at the first sight of trouble should not bother going into it.

I hope this explains my statement before people be quoting me and expressing ignorance.

ImaIma1:
Naah...i don't expect you to be.

When you are a man, you will know better.

ImaIma1:
I wish i understood your pain and the reason for your response. However i think it is uncalled for.

luckygeee:
u dont deserve a good orgasm

LuciferKristi:
Slap the fvck outta him/her till the gift of speech is restored.


Swahili will do.

ImaIma1:
Anyone that is afraid of responsibility should not have sex.

Elder0001:
My battery is down because of notifications.. nairaland is filled with perverts

Adamummya:
I watched the video... those guys are wicked , but what cracked me up was when the girl said, they have 7 bed and one parlor while being fu*ked

Saff:
If we start making insensitive jokes about men with small joysticks, NL will turn into a war zone. The mods will never put such on the front page, but anything to degrade a woman will gracefully hit the front page in a second. It’s a shame.

sinaj:
my lips is not as black as his own nau

SaintAY:
hello guys pls i was relocated to ogunstate and i reported to the secretariat as soon as i left camp, but im yet to get my ppa as i was told to continue checking my dashbaord but to know avail and dont even know on how to get my clearance... Pls i need help on wat to do

Lalas247:
lol
I've been away eating all sorts of forbidden fruits

Lalas247:

sinaj:
I think casualty is actually the same thing as injury.

Thank God no life was lost tho.

pocohantas:
Trust me, It is a whole lot easier to agree than to try convincing them otherwise.

ImaIma1:
So you think guys don't beg or obtain from ladies?

pocohantas:
Very true words

Olosho, evening newspaper, ashawo... all of them, I done accept am. Let us all rest.
LMAO

ImaIma1:
Hey Thomas...smell what you want to smell.

ikbnice:
Why won't guys ask stupid questions when Nigerian girls expect you to initiate all conversations.

MissJoy29:
*Who else are you chatting with?

*What are you doing now?

*What are you wearing now?

*Any sexual talk...
When all these come from people I'm just getting to know, I become sceptical.

highqueen:
Keep it up,till you lose your future wife with that joke.

ImaIma1:
Point of correction, it is not a girl thing. Do you know how many times guys will beg for oranges, airtime, bread, etc when i go to buy? "Sister, my own nko"?..."make i take one"? Or how angry i have been when a male colleague ate the meat in my food "jokingly" when i didn't offer him. So many instances...

But you didn't see me open a thread to throw "Nigerian guys" to the dogs or generalizing and calling it an "entitlement mentality". But one small thing a girl does, thread opened.

..."I am not the type of guy that bashes girl". Indeed

Alexaonfleek:
Hmmmm.what of guys that touch girls in private places without their permission

dingbang:
I love foreign babes. They don't pretend

anambraamaka:
Meek milly

MissRaine69:
Vagina

pcguru1:
When I hear childish voice, It reminds me of small kids and brats. If its natural like you said I don't actually manage it, I just see it as that's how she talks. Though I would feel weird during sex, esp if she says stuff like "daddy" in bed, that would be some pseudo child abuse experience.