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Celebrities / Re: Actress Jackie Appiah Had Sex In World Cup Brazil (pic) by SpaceGoat: 1:09am On Oct 10, 2014
picture of the evil thing caught in moon shocked (viewer advice) https://www.nairaland.com/1941563/shocking-picture-evil-thing-caught
Romance / Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by SpaceGoat: 9:03pm On Oct 09, 2014
tobiboss:
The fvck!! And i was bout telling u dat undecided
you better stay of ! angry https://www.nairaland.com/1807135/list-spacegoat-crushes-romance-session
Romance / Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by SpaceGoat: 9:01pm On Oct 09, 2014
ahnie:
if i go lagos,i go buy you shoe...if i go shoe i go buy you lagos.
undecided

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Romance / Re: How Can I Get Her To Kiss by SpaceGoat: 6:18pm On Oct 06, 2014
misshoree:
m I not trying my best to help him,by wasting my Mb to ask goggle
with this youre comment ' you will never have crusher on nairaland undecided please read this https://www.nairaland.com/1886889/finally-10-how-woo-nairaland

tank

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Romance / Re: My G.f Sent Me A Msg Stating . . . . . . . . . by SpaceGoat: 5:58pm On Oct 06, 2014
shegsky:

lol, i guess she wanted me to update on her behalf.
bro how old are you ?? (no hate) undecided if you are aldut are you employed ?? (no hate) if no ... angry shes sending you a very delicate message other than fact that you should help her do facebook !! go and dust your CV angry

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Celebrities / Re: SEE PHOTOS: Maheeda Flaunts Her Oiled Curves by SpaceGoat: 5:54pm On Oct 06, 2014
grin lipsrsealed
Pets / Re: Pure Caucasian Dogs To Buy At A Cheep Price !!!!!!! Hurry !!!!! by SpaceGoat: 3:58pm On Oct 06, 2014
Education / Re: 4 Sure Ways To Improve Your IQ (MUST READ) by SpaceGoat: 3:38pm On Oct 06, 2014
oluwaiffymi:


Am nt a bookworm.
I jst wnt to knw the level of my IQ...
*Dats all*
kiss come lemme count it for you you have 1 million iQ grin
Education / Re: 4 Sure Ways To Improve Your IQ (MUST READ) by SpaceGoat: 3:22pm On Oct 06, 2014
oluwaiffymi:


Never heard of that game, how is it played?
Btw, is there any site that enables one to know his/her IQ? And how did you know yours?
wow book worm !! i like book worm ladies its so hard to find this days kiss
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Celebrate Independence In Grand Style (pix) by SpaceGoat: 10:06am On Oct 02, 2014
Celebrities / Re: Dear Tiwa Savage, You Are NOT Beyonce" - Onyeka Nwelue by SpaceGoat: 9:55am On Oct 02, 2014
do you know how to love a woman?? undecided

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Romance / Re: Everylady Must Hear This !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. by SpaceGoat: 1:14am On Oct 02, 2014
love a woman??


how to love a woman trick wink click here https://www.nairaland.com/1929448/10-how-love-woman
Romance / Finally!!!! 10 How To Charm Ladies (hot trick ) by SpaceGoat: 1:06am On Oct 02, 2014
many male guys dont know how to charm a lady, when there hair ladies say 'ooh my guy is so charming" they will confuse. but its new month so i decide to reveal this 10 great playa secret to charm a lady




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1.Sex is impotant grin
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2. Make money
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3.Be yourself
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4.Dont be mean angry
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5.love her right
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6.Call her and ask "have you eaten"
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7.Say "have you eaten?? when she say "im not eaten yet.
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8. Alway tell her she look like your mummy. this has been working for many male guys grin
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9. Send Credit when she say "honey call be back" shes styly telling you i dont have card undecided
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10. Buy motor for her . she will thank you
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Breaths So Deep When Standing Close To Me by SpaceGoat: 1:42pm On Sep 14, 2014
Titiluvly do you breat heavy too? grin

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Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by SpaceGoat: 12:34pm On Sep 14, 2014
helphelp: Guys might seemed unfazed by a breakup, but if you stare into their eyes, you'll see nothing but pain, longing and a desire to fill the void in their hearts with so many Big Macs. There's a lot of self-doubt, maybe (probably) some crying, a lot of going out with friends, some trash talking, saying some nice things about the person, more trash talking, drinking, binge-watching something, a few weird texts/phone calls to the ex and then finally catharsis. Maybe. Here's what guys really do after you dump them.

1. Strumming Along:

Teach ourselves a sad song on guitar. Our roommates might not have known how many chords were in "Wonderwall" before, but now they do. It's six. Six chords.

2. Dine In:

Create a ring of comfort food around our desk/couch/chair/table. Wherever we've decided to park our sad, unlovable bodies, it looks like we're preparing for some ancient ritual that requires a specific arrangement of Chinese food cartons and pizza boxes on the floor.

3. All Busy-ness:

Stay way too busy. "Hey, it's a great thing she broke up with me! Now I can finally clean my attic/build my own bookcase/start a business/move to Mexico! This is a cry for help someone please talk me out of these long-term plans!"

4. Lay Low:

Avoid bars. We can't go to a bar without drunkenly hitting on women and getting rejected. And we can't handle rejection right now.

5. Ex Marks the Spot:

Talk about our exes way too much. "You know who loved that movie? My ex! Oh, you know who was good at tying shoes? My ex. You know who also needed to eat food to survive? My ex." Everything becomes a reason to bring them up.

6. Play It Again:

Listen to one song over and over. It doesn't have to be a breakup song, but if it reminds us of our ex, we will have it on repeat constantly.

7. Hiding Out:

Avoid restaurants/movie theaters/parks we used to go to with our ex. Have you ever seen a grown man crying by himself in a movie theater? It's because he made the mistake of going to see the new Robocop in the same theater where he and his ex had their first date.

8. Text Troubles:

Spend hours hovering our thumb over "send" on a text to our ex. Eventually, we'll either drink enough whiskey to go through with it, or a good Samaritan will recognize the signs of a dumpee and throw our phone into the woods.

9. Buddy System:

Invite our guy friends over to sit in brooding silence with us. It's better than watching a Top Gear marathon by ourselves. We'll probably also try to offer them something from one of the discarded fast food boxes by our feet, because we're good hosts.

10. Shaving Boycott:

Grow a breakup beard. No one has time to shave when they're plumbing the depths of human emotion. The breakup beard is sad and unkempt, with enough food in it to feed a flock of very tiny birds, like swallows or something.





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Romance / Re: Man Divorces Wife Over Her ‘excessive And Insatiable Desire’ For Sex by SpaceGoat: 12:24pm On Sep 14, 2014
smh. young man losing there sex energy every year!! how can we breed playa in this type of situation?? undecided no wonder ladies as been over male guys lately all around the world, beauces they think they are boss beacause therea no body that can hand them in bedroom .. smh playas are becoming extint angry
Romance / Re: Are Older Women Jealous Of Young Girls? by SpaceGoat: 9:51am On Sep 13, 2014
rane06: Yes, especially the unmarried ones. For example my project supervisor
swerry, you are just obsesses..haha lmoa ... next time just test her like this- take your husband (if any) to her and tell her tgis is my husband , wash her reaction ' if she recact like everything is okay , then shes definately acting, acttack her on this , say ' why are you jealous? this is my life !! angry .. but if she react on easy, know that this is how normal people will react
Romance / Re: My New Neigbour Doesn't Watch Porn by SpaceGoat: 4:50pm On Sep 12, 2014
merit12:
shocked natural dark skin female girl

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