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rozzay: Hmmm sounds interesting. Ok
Kiss- xynerise, naijaboiy, yuzedo, dygeasy, vizkiz
Date-sameer1212
Phuck-sameer1212
Slap-andyblaze, spacegoat, Mr Cock

if i eva make you angry and you fill like shouting me , pleas dont shout my left heart ,kos thats where you are the current poem i was composing for you before i see this

100Cents: Space Goat, if no be say you be my friend.

I for report you for banning till 2019..

Where is broda Gbagauns

bruv use this tactics , it help!!

Elnino4ladies: Spacegoat hw many u don woo wit dis ur tactics?

you dont count chicken at the back of their mum.. truss me bruv, it works.

Ceasar1: Know what, I don't visit the joke section anymore because the romance section is much better. So many clowns and trolls with great jokes to read.

bruv this is not joke!! this is tested research !!!

Xtarxhyne: spacegoat....d CRUSHER of NL ladies

wow she call my name!!! *brushing*

temigracie: ...eeh!!....see who dey teach people how to toast girls on NL...

Hahahahaha......spacegoat, go and slip....

and this is coming from my crush. *heart broke*

MisterLongman: This your grammar is enough to woo a nairaland guy

ques me bro, you gay??

echobee: SPACEGOAT,u re healed.

hannesy: Tnx 4 d tips,now I can woo. space

wow
guys you see!! it works

oluwadanie1: Spacegoat spacegoat you no dy sleep?

we have to keep doing the good work of creating and mending relationship. tank for corcern




ps- click the man version

lirusehn:



Why wud i wanna woo them?? To earn cash

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fijiano202: bros if this na true i fort don marry on NL

smh. bruv you dont gerrit !!

-were is your jeep motor car in your back in your profile ?

-do you always speak correct english tens? ( broken = they will think you dont know book )

-have you read how to get girl codes ?

- finally dont be mean when you comment like your comment in up (study no.10 ) this is why you havent get crushes

Preceedo: Wheneva I rememba dat mary Gerimu pic, I stil dey laff.

bruv dont comment on them ( no.2 ) or you will not have a crusher on nairaland.. !!!!

1. dont quote him and say hi
2. quote him and say " like seriouslee?" (tipocal girl wayof start conversation)
3.dont open thrend for it- dont! if you?? , then it game over
4. write happy thing in yor signature
5. upload a pictute and let your mouth coil ( duck styl )
6. man love it if you apper indipent and integent
7.dont be mean ( kill ego here- https://www.nairaland.com/1791752/does-well-around-girl-secret )
8.dont reply is quote first time, second time say 'like seriouslee' thrid time say ' you seem intresting'
9.after talking' when he ask fou number say " are you trying to woo me lolz" he ll say no or smile, then say " nairaland is full of small boys of this days" he will prove himself to you ( guarantee)
10. always comment below him and say " the poter above me say"



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mary gerimu !!

1.upload a picture with motor in your back (preferable jeep )
2.dont comment on thrend like " shocking picture of mary gerimu bum bum !! " its turn of !!
3.dont tell when you look her profile dont tell
4.when you meet her in 'meet up session dont greet her only, gree her and five other female girl
5.dont reply her quote five minute before !!! wait like ten minute after
6.speak correct tens and english (very important)
7.read how to get girl colds ( its my secret )
8.dont ever open thrend like " im i the cutest nairaland? " its turn of
9.if you upload picture pleas dont do duck mouth stylee pleas
10.dont be mean when you comment (if she see she ll think you are a fustrate person)

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rip to the dead.

Agybabe: Choco-skinned girls rock!

They're a mixture of fair and dark.

i so loff this girl



op- light skin is in diverse, there are diffrent type of light skin. we have
-Yellow Paw Paw light skin
-black turn yellow light skon
-african albino light skin
-and oyinbo pepper light skin


Yellow paw paw and black turn yellow is dangerous ! male guys stay of them! they will use your money to buy mary magodo whiten cream!!

african albino- this are lidht skin on the xtreme side eg sexk***s (no offence)

i choise oyimbo lighy skin, eg like this my crush in up

floragregs: I just don't like Harrisong's neck at all. He looks greedy!

wow !! i have see a new crush !!

Saraben: l hav nt been able to b the ftc after how many years of trying dats y I am never recognized nor mentioned ..all tanks to glo network

sweerri, your poblem is over.




ps- plant me a kiss hug for soving you poblem

[quote author=axortedbabe][/quote] * i smell new crush*

ebola pleas leave us alone!! we have bokoharam

Sexipea: who Kip deceivn urself nut me

swerry ' im a gentle man the core. i speak truth amd nothing but truth.. * ooh your sexy eyes .... *brushing*

Augustbreak:

bruv im in delima hear !! laughing at my poblem will not make me fell any better

Edykul: I no fit laff ooo.So Aisha even took u serious.Lol.

edykul this is serious, pleas advice.

Sexipea: u kiddn

swerry !!! *suprise at reply*


you know i loff all my crushes


ps- YOU ARE MY FAVRITE CUSH . ssh dont tell the rest

krall: Drink 1 bottle of otapia and 1 sachet of hypo. Am sure your pains and troubles of this wourld will be over.

this one is just a rude child. i give up