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Iffffffy: Then, case closed

case is that guy that sang i'm missing you

OYA let the show begin.

how about this..

girl::hmmm micky,whats that your account number again?,cos I've forgotten it.

boy:its 4319******** hope no problem?.

girl:not at all dear.

an hour later......
boy receives an alert..


that one still dey?

auchi

Tymax: But it's not mine na. So, Congrats. I will even show up at the naming... with present sef.

Sure na.. Amma buy the biggest gift self

dammyjay93: Omo we go wash the pregnancy, infact we go geda drink malt to the health of the unborn shild, after which I will give her the knacking of her life till the kpekus begs me to temper justice with mercy then give her a befitting kicking out

Guy u bad gam.....

temigracie: ....does it mata....u av forgotten dat u guys once loved each oda....you can decide to b d god-father...

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God- father ni. For what na.

Tymax: Bad? But pregnancy is a thing of joy na

, yes.... Only when you're responsible

Ok this are the things you need in order to break it.

1.20 tubers of yam
2.50 litres of groundnut oil
3.20litres of palm wine
4.2 he-goats
5.1 big antelope
6.10 white native fowl
7.10 crates of beer any brand
8.18 crates of soft drinks any brand
9.14 yards of olandis.
10.21 bottles of Chelsea dry gin.
Lastly
11.1.1million naira cash..

Go and give the girl all d above.. And your problem will be solved..






........ Tank me later










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Guys,what would you do if your girlfriend walks up to you one day and say"baby,good news i'm pregnant but you're not responsible".






See gobe o

farano: They won't tell you the truth @op

, lol. Some I guess

This is an issue that I'd wanna us to talk about.
Some people would say " Don't change yourself at all,
find a girl who likes you for who you are".while Some people would
. say " If who you are, is unattractive to girls, then you
have to change your personality".
To me,I think though that the only personality trait worth
striving for is confidence. For e.g if you were a shy
nerdy type of guy, which includes you improving your self-esteem,
You don't have to change who you are at all. Just be yourself . What if you act like someone your not, and attracts someone that
you truly love and want to spend the rest of your life
with? Then what? Do you really think you can live the
rest of your life as the person they first fell in love with?
Probably not..

So guys, can change your personality in order to get a girl?.

Erh..... I wanted to say something...

Lemme think..


Ok now I've remembered


















Welcome OP.

Stupidity at the highest level...

. Got brains but got no sense

_nonsense leaders.. If to say ebola na wetin dem dey embezzle una for Don make am disappear Tey Tey.. See as dem dey smile self.. Mtcheeew

I don't feel bad at all.. When she's through with d guy. I'd call her up and educate her on some certain stuff. And will also tell her to be careful bout guys.. because it would hurt to see her broken hearted...

dre11: Never done anytin stupid for love........ because things have done for love are for a purpose and i never regret those things even if the person i did that too never apperciate what i did.....



Because mah mind, soul, and heart keeps telling me that to fall in love is a risk worth taking..... but, don't look back even if the person u showed it doesn't apperciate it



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FACT..... You've just said my mind on this one..

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krall: All my beautiful romance threads no one on FP. It is tales by moonlight I am seeing. Seun God is watching ooo.

front page

wen she comes back.talk some sense into her head.for crying out loud.if na u do something like that to her.how she for feel..

rebeccaluis: Funny people lol
If you like to be a friend of mine kindly go to my facebook page to know more about me I believe I'm the most beautiful girl ever though I'm 23yrs old and please pervs should stay away from me but we might get along if things work out fine and if you like my profile

you really think so?
ok why dont drop ya fbk username here or you can pm it to me....

emtimes: guys im having trouble downloading modern combat 4 from play store on my nokia xpress music 5800 any help pls

shebi I don tell you make u no dey take d weed every evening..now see wetin you cause

wetin be all dis you're so funny..lol. wey o just dey see for all d pages..babe,i've got d remedy you seek.

farano: Don't worry sweerie, I won't ignore your text again. Happy now?

choi!!! mi mind bin dey tell me say na u...pls kindly respond to his messages biko.

sounds nice though

Ehya... For Brazil dem try sha
.. Lols... 0-5 I hail ooooo

LDR sucks..in d first 6 months it would be so wow..but afterward things would start getting bad..as in taking a different dimension.it takes two strong heart plus God intervention for a LDR to workout....



after my experience from it. all amma say to u op is goodluck....

sholikay: @op..u be yeye cow..i'm sori to say..na dat ur swear about death even make me comment..

abi...

I have just One question for d op:::: chicz no dey ur area??