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The People

1.Naydene(South Africa) - She's really possessive. I only agreed because she was my first. I didn't know any better then.
2.Naydene(Nigeria) - She's a real money freak
3.Zainab - She's a flirt and always wants to have sex every minute of the day
4.Linda - I really like her, but she always thinks I'm cheating on her
5.Amanda - She always goes around having sex at her young age(18) and I tagged her the name LovePeddler!
6.Sandra - She was always picking up fights with me so I gave her the name BITCH! I had earlier asked the Nairaland Members for help but I was too late when they started replying.
7. Lisa - She tells me she likes me, but I want to take my time

What happened

1. Naydene(South Africa) - She had misplaced jealousies about me and even got angry at me when she saw me talking with my female coursemate at school. She was always comparing me to her ex-boyfriend 'Nosh' (A Bouncer) and this really pissed me off and I had to call it quits with her.

2.Naydene(Nigeria) - She was always bugging me and asking me to buy her stuff that was way beyond my pocket and would stop talking to me whenever I said no. I eventually dumped her when I almost exhausted my bank account.

3.Zainab - She went around sleeping and fucking around with anybody she saw. We never really clicked because I knew
It would have a sad ending. She still stalks me around, but I can handle it.

4. Linda - She thought I was cheating from day one and had sex with one of my "friends" but discovered I wasn't and asked us to come back again but I just thought It was best we quit that relationship.

5. Amanda - She looked trustworthy in the beginning but she turned out to be a faker who had sex at her young age.
We quit the relationship and she got pregnant for either a bus conductor or an egg seller (I can't remember) and ran off to Benin and has never been heard from again. I feel so disgusted I was ever in a relationship with someone like that.

6.Sandra - She was always picking up fights with me and it looked like she enjoyed them. In all the relationships I've had, that one was too fake and I had dubbed it a "Plastic Relationship". We eventually quit when she crossed the line. Ihad wanted to save that particular relationship because I was too tired of having disastrous relationships.

7.Lisa - She keeps telling me she really likes me, but I don't want us to start this relationship because I want to take my time time to understand girls, What they like and what they hate as to keep my relationship safe.

Lessons Learnt

1. Always feel free to say no to girls when they ask you for a relationship and you don't feel the same way
2. Try as much as you can to understand your partner
3. try harder to save your relationship and if you can't WALK!
4. Be careful who you call your friends because they can become the inverse in the face of something that means a lot to you .

And Most of all,
5.Pray to God to keep you safe from the urges of extra-marital sex. You don't have to join in just because everybody is doing it so try not to be easily influenced or seduced by the forces of darkness who take control of your once stable life and ravage it beyond repair

Thanks!
Love, Spade

@segun 111

actually man, the EFCC only deals with matters related to 419, money laundering, etc.
that's why its called EFCC(economic and financial crimes comission) in my opinion, I think one should report him to the police but the problem is, most of the Nigerian cops are corrupt and will probably let him go if he flashes some greens(money) on their faces. you should rather report him in a market square where they'll initiate their jungle justice and burn him to pieces.

@oracle

though I hate BBN, I disagree with you when you said the price to be won in GUS3 is better than that of BBN
In GUS, you are given 5 million but in BBN, you are given 14 million($100,000, duh) if you had actually watched BBN.

The pledged extra 5 Million came from Gov. Lucky Igenedion's personal pocket and not Gulder's.

duh

Yeah
But I'll just pretend it's not true

BBN is bleeped!
Its just a house with idle boring people runing aroung like jobless idiots talking for hours and hours about nothing!! the people are voted out based on feelings and not because of their personal abilities or intelligence
The show sucked Big time when compared to GUS 3

Gulder ultimate search is uch better and it challenges the people based on their wits and physical strength
Moreover, it is available to viewers without DSTV

Gulder ultimate search Is far better that that garbage called Big Brother Nigeria!!!

Shoot Me If I'm Wrong!!

think of it. It'll be cool.
The guy with the colourful BALLS!! LOL

you don see am now,
A string of bad relationships in ma life

I have a special spot on my body to get a tattoo,

IN MY BALLS!!

I also have a pet name for my other ex-girlfriend,

The name is LovePeddler!!

Imagine what is happening in church these Days

The other day I was in church, this guy lit a cigarette and started smoking!
I was so shocked that I almost dropped my weed . The reverend father was shocked as well, as he almost dropped his Beer!

[b]OH MY GOD!!

I HAPPEN TO BE SUFFERING A SERIOUS CASE OF ITCHY BALLS!!!!!![/b]

Well, My name is Michael but people have started calling me David Spade(for some reason) or St. Balls

Well, the special petname I have chosen for my girlfriend(soon to be ex-girlfriend) Is BITCH!

Hi, I'm Spade

I have seen many girls say what they would want in their relationships, what they want their men to look like but I haven't seen anyone say what they would actually hate in their relationships so I just want to ask,

What would you girls hate in your relationships

@ somegirl

That's some shit alright

I feel so embarassed when I am watching nigerian action movies. they lack co-ordination. Nigerians now resort to romance movies which require less CGI(computer generated imagery) shots,

I have to confess, no nigerian movie has ever levelled up to the 1973 Star Wars and in areas of visual effects and I must say, this is sad.

Come on guys, Be serious. I really need to know this. At least ther should be a good nollywood actor or actress good enough to level up to the hollywood standards,

Well, In my own opinion, I think RMD deserves an oscar for his performance in the movie 'SHAME'. Though its an old movie, I have had time to watch that movie again and I think he really acted well. even better than most of his recent movies.

For the best actress position, I think Liz Benson deserves one for her performance in 'SCORES TO SETTLE'. I think her performance was groundbreaking in that movie.

The above mentioned are old movies quite alright, but I think they are good. I was given the chance to see these movies again and I discovered Nigerian actors and actresses were betterduring the 1997-1998-1999 period before these useles new people came in to abuse the pleasure of filmmaking. The practically ruined it for evverybody with their continious playing of thier former roles and always making love movies which they definitely aren't good at.

My worst actor is Pat Attah. Sentiments apart, HE CAN'T ACT!! He is cute, but just is stiff!!

My Worst Actress? Shan George. Is playing the role of a LovePeddler the only thing she perfects at for peace sakes!!


This definitely is what I think!!

My two favs are Windows and Apple because they are popular and have a huge network of users but definitely not BZ M701. They are so rare with very few users. Though they splash lots of money on their operating system and parade lots of eye popping special effects.

Hi, I'm spade

In the computer business, there are many operating system companies: Windows, Apple, Linux, Lycos, Oracle, BZ M701, Invortex, etc. and I just want to know which you think is more superior.

Please Vote for Your favourite Operating System Company.