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This weird headline is the most ridiculous compilation of lies I've ever seen. I read magazines and stuff like that and believe me, This is a very very very very very very very very very very very false story. It barely even holds any water. They are even thinking of adopting more children for peace sakes! whoever even formulated this story deserves to be taken outside and SHOT!

All I have to say is this:

Everybody has his or her own skeletons in the closet or their own dirty faults.
You are only a respected gentleman if you haven't been thoroughly investigated.
Check out Anita Hogan and those pictures of hers. Who would have thought her sex life was like that.
So I don't think anybody should criticize anyone because you may never know who really is twisted.

Fini

In the best actor category, I think the best man for that award is forest whitaker.
MY GOD! See how he nails that Idi Amin Role? It would really be stupid not to give him that award.

As for best Visual Effects, We all know Pirates Of the Caribbean deserves that award.

Ini Edo's Controversy?!

I have never been so indifferent in my whole Life

But the main problem is,
How can you employ an illiterate man to handle a country that contains various high scholars?
We need someone who knows at least a bit of eveything(A Philosophic leader) and not a man who can hardly address a nation well with common sense.

@Afam

You know, I think you're right. No one is complaining about the japanese dudes who use only their languages and hardly even know that english exists. The president speaks cut-and-join english yet no one is complaining. I think Pidgin is OK.

I have heard things.
Many terrible things about our politicians who are running for high offices.

There was once a time I saw a newspaper that carried in it, "Orji Uzor Kalu Is A Chronic Homosexual".
I first doubted it but the new matters arising are really making me have a rethink.
Come to think of it, maybe he is. He never denied or even responded to the allegations. If he isn't, then why isn't he married? how many governors have their mothers as the first ladies of their various states? Why isn't he even romantically attached to anyone?

Another is a report linking IBB to homosexuality and other dirty acts. I'm not sure how true this one is anyway,

@Orikinla

A man [/b]actually gave you money [b]to flash your hotdog and two coconuts!!!

Sorry about your experience sha

thanks

Douzy:
Go back to your mother's womb then!

I will if you tell me how.

If OBJ really has gone to English tutors, then I must say he is a block head because he still hasn't learnt anything. He only speaks pidgin. What kind of president is that? I can't believe Nigeria went ahead to elect an illiterate fool to lead her 140 million people.


THIS SUCKS!!

I realized that the older you get, the more responsible you are. I'm 18 and too young to start serious relationships again.

My past relationships where really messed up. I'll start dating again when I'm 21

OBJ only cares for himself and his ambitions. How can he be so selfish and heartless as to destroy nigeria the way he has. I'm really having cold feet over this. If we continue at this rate, Nigeria might disintegrate in the next 3yrs instead of the predicted 15yrs. Other countries talk about their IT technology improvement but all you can see in nigerian newspapers are: "Me step down? NEVER!" Or "The April polls is a doe or die affair" Everyone is interested in ruling and remaining in office till they develop wrinkled asses. They have all lost sight of their goals (To Serve and Protect)


This is really sad!

From what I have been seeing I think that I can conclude that Ribadu is a hypocrite and a fan of jungle justice,
If not, then why dosen't he want to arrest the real criminals(Who happen to be friends with his lord and saviour OBASANJO) Yet he keeps giving Atiku headache? Who even gave him the right to declare people as corrupt? It is only the Supreme court that can do[b] this after further study[/b]. I thought EFCC means economic and financial crimes commission then who gave him the authority to call people unworthy of holding political office.

I seriously think this is a calculated attempt by a desperate and selfish obasanjo to frustrate his good-willed opponents.
Why aren't people even thinking of impeaching him and why haven't his EFCC visited him?

From all this, I have come to conclude that the EFCC is a group filled with Obasanjo's dogs and lackeys,

Hello David, When tried to take my soul with your ugly "Aqua" friends you forgot One very important thing,

I'M CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
(Jack Sparrow to Davy Jones in pirates of the caribbean: Dead man's chest)

Odeku:
bobo LEWA bawo ni now?

no mind them, but Ill rater have Duke that to have that TOOTLESS GENERAL

You are totally right. I think the best candidates are Donald Duke, Peter Odili and Orji Uzor Kalu.
Definitely not that unrepentant toothless general who's only motivation is the fact that Obasanjo ruled the contry after being head of state. The only people making noise for him are his lackeys.

alexis:
Blender is cool; it's free and easy to learn

EASY TO LEARN!!?

How o?
Please if you can help me with this program, I will be grateful. Where doess One Start? That software is too cofusing for me.
How does one even start to draw or know the basics? I don't know. Abeg Help Me man.

I meant the look on a 762 old's face
I wasn't using it as a diss though
I wanted to describe what a 762 year old's face would look like
Something like this
LOL

My Top movies are:

10. Harry Potter and the goblet of fire
9. Spider Man 2
8. Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi
7.Toy Story 2
6.Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Pack
5.Shrek 2
4.Shrek
3.Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
2.Pirates Of The Caribbean:The Curse Of The Black Pearl

And Finally,
1. STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

Coco29:
you are the only person, who have said they can watch that movies twice man where is ya sense of every thing mutant the movie was shit.

Yeah most mutant movies stink. But not all of them. Spider Man 2 was nice though

@Fresh-Be

I never said anything about anybody dropping dead or anything. You must have been mistaking me for someone else of you might have misinterpreted the whole thing.

You can also insert a quote to show me when I said anything like that.



@Hayden

No worries man, just shun the whole thing



@Radiant

@Radiant

If you had looked closely, you would have noticed the grinning face on my post( )
Anyway, I wasn't dissing you or anything on that my last post sha, it was a joke when I said the whole 762 years blah blah blah. I never called you names did I?

Just take it easy with the whole name calling (Dumbo, Pickled Monkey, I've lost count)
We are not fighting are we? It's only a debate for people to air their views. The name calling wasn't called for.
Sorry If you thought that the other way sha, or felt I was insulting you in anyway

On the other hand, The reason I used "stand up and be counted" was: If people didn't do what they really felt deep down or what they had been itching to do, that means they have no opinion or are just mute submissive people which makes them irrelevant and unworthy of count. I understood clearly what Abe L said and that means I can relate it with things I wan't to say because they match in a way.


@Fresh-Be

If by "spider" you meant "spade, I don't remember cursing anybody for life or anything like that. I was just kidding when I said that 762 years thing. I never had any harmful thing mind when I wrote that and didn't know it would generate negative feelings. It's that way because you can only see the typing and not the typer to know from the person's physical reaction, what he had in mind.


Anyway Sha,
E Go Be!

chiluv2nv:
well for me i don't see anything wrong with a girl propossing to a guy she loves, but we are nigerians and our guys are somehow,thay misunderstand how we women feel for them. but i most speak my mind that i will never do such thing because it is not proper for a girl to even ask a guy out not to talk of marriag because even if it works out, there will be no regard (respect) for the lady. infact i don't advisce any girl or lady to ask a guy out or propose to any guy, because no matter what u do for the guy he will not respect u no matter anything u do to please him he will not appreciate u for anything.

so girls please u have to be carefull in anything u are doing, to avoid regreting for anything. and i will also advice u girls that your love most not be higher that the one your guy has for u, because guys are wicked i tell u.

well i have spoken my mind so u do same.

@chiuv2nv
Whoever wrote this must be sick in the head and drop-dead irresponsible. Why are you going out of the topic to say that guys are wicked? better look for somethin' good enough to say. Why should you even make such a stupid comment"I will advice you girls that your love must not be higher than the one your guy has for u, because guys are wicked" This is a very stupid and childish writing. Forgive me for being sour, but with all honesty,YOU SUCK!!

If you think girls should be the only ones proposed to, then why don't you turn into a lesbian and propose to a girl.
You've just ruined my day.My doubt if you come from planet earth has become stronger after seeing such an extremely stupid thing you wrote!!

I Will Say This PUMP AND PLAIN! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Any body who thinks it is wrong for girls to propose to boys must be stupid, fake or old-fashioned. What the F :-XK!
Why should that be a problem for crying out loud!? We are all free to do whatever suits us in this life. live your life to the fullest and never be afraid to do whatever you want to do. Life is too short for you to be wasting your time waiting for some trash and talking trash!!

For those ladies who think it is wrong,
You mean to tell every single person here that you wouldn't ask someone you have feelings for out? Only to cross you probably cobweb covered legs and let that one pass you by!?

You mean to tell me you won't make your choice by doing what you want to do!?
Abraham Lincoln once said it is right to stand up and be counted

Let me tell you . Nowadays you can't just cross your legs and wait for Treasure chest to fall on your laps!! You have to work for it for crying out loud. I personally will not even like that shit. It means that when you get married, you will be turned into the submissive wife who calls her husband "Great One". I find women who fight for what they want ,sexy I have to confess it's a complete turn on,

@Radiant and co.
It seems you are the old fashioned small minded ones who still believe that a wife must talk less and never follow her heart and I think it's sad REAL SAD
Not to mention stoooooooooooopid!!

Don't worry, just sit there and wait for your dream boat to arrive. I'm not saying you won't get there, but the real one will probably come when you're 762 Years Old and you are lying on your sick bed with a stupid look on your super wrinkled face.

PEOPLE
Never think twice about following your heart because it is the key to having and happy well-lived life.

Don't listen to these cavemen who know nothing about 21st Century Romance but try to relate by talking TRASH and smoking CRACK,


Thanks,
Spade

Your Soul Is Mine (Mortal Kombat)

It's Clubbering Time! (Fantastic Four)
With Great Power, comes great responsibility (Spider Man)

Obiwan: Only a Sith deals an absolute. I shall do what I Must (Star Wars Episode III)

You are a he-goat (All Nkem Owoh's Movies)

One for all, and all for one (The Man in The Iron Mask)
You have failed my lord, I am a Jedi just like my father and my father before me (Luke Skywalker In Star Wars Episode VI)

@Newstory

Dude, nothing like that happened in Lord of the rings, (Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow)
It happened in Pirates Of the Carribean,
Johnny depp wasn't even in Lord Of the Rings

I've designed a full length cartoon using Maya but I'm not that good at Blender. I have Blender 2.42 But I'm not very good at it. I suggest you download some of their tutorials from their website which is www.blender3d.net