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Hahahahahaaa! See as Melvin resemble one of those lecturers wey dey sell handouts

LMAO! Diamond Housemates just stay having fun! These guys are care-free

And if we're going to be honest with ourselves, Michael Bonny Bassey is the most entertaining housemate this season. That guy just comes up with ways to keep himself entertained even when alone

It's a pity he's in the danger zone as far as evictions go

This task is crap, and the presentation is equally shitt.

Feza laughing and not taking this thing seriously.

The only half-decent performance is Angelo. Atleast he tried.

Miss_3v3: When ever you click on username ♚ƒԑlis-c∆tus it says 404 page not found yes i was curious

That's because the characters in the username are not supported by your web browser; so whenever you click on it, your browser mistakes those characters for rectangular blocks and sends you to the wrong URL of a handle containing rectangular blocks, which is non-existent

I honestly think that's the coolest handle on Nairaland. A case of "you may see me, but you can't touch me"

GHOST MODE!

ella.b:
Just read it,I hope Beverly knows bout it.controversy go start if d houses merge.
Don't crucify me o.

Wait... How e take concern Bev?

Miss_3v3: Thursday Morning Poll Result By ‪#‎BBA‬ Chase...
1.- ‪#‎DELLISH‬ 6. 100%
2.- ‪#‎POKELLO‬ 4. 87%
3.- ‪#‎ANGELO‬ 3. 79%
4.- ‪#‎BASSEY‬ 3. 78%
5.- ‪#‎ANNABEL‬ 2. 63%

Could you be kind enough to insert a link?

Also, why is the sum of those numbers more than 100? Is this percent or permille?

C'est moi:
@spade,had to go dig dis out.for real?

Na so I take see am oooo

later, dis girl go jack bible, even read Genesis and Songs of Solomon finish.

Agbgift: Pls where did u get dis update from? I need to feed my eyes too.

www.twitter.com/stunnerzim

In addition, you can type "stunnerzim" in the twitter search bar.

His mentions are currently a mess tho'

Hey good people

Sooooo, according to Pokello's ex-boyfriend Stunner (@stunnerzim), that mysterious housemate who got knacked by the hotel waiter at Babylon was actually Feza!

Read his TL.

THE AMAKA: So after all the crap Hakeem was conspiring and spewing in the house, on his twitter he says he is waiting for Nigeria/Nollywood to invite him down? LOOOOOOOOL!!!!
He thinks he can just come to Nollywood to do what? What acting skills does he have? Unless his audition was his fake relationship with Cleo.
Why doesn't he stay in his Zimbabwe? Wetin concern him with Nigeria?
Imagine one yeye Nigerian girl saying he should come to Nigeria cause we can give him the exposure he needs to be famous across Africa. Mtchewwwwww. These people are on a long ting.

Hakeem was and is a cool chap who is destined for greatness with his talents - whether it's his incredible voice or his ruggedly handsome looks.
Remember, his chapter of BBA has ended, so it's highly unnecessary making such unflattering remarks about a young man who truly wants to eek out a decent living for himself and his son.

Please, bear in mind that this young man is as pro-Nigerian as you can imagine. His plan was to nominate both Nigerians whom he percieved as competition and I don't see how that's a crime. Melvin took him out sharply. Good.
But let's leave it there now. Game don end. No need for the insults.

I hope he comes to Nollywood with what he's got and I hope he makes a successful career off it.

Much love, Hakeem.

safarigirl: it's not always right to follow your heart

Some follow their hearts and get heart-ache, follow your head, highest you go get head-ache, take panadol e go comot

Hahahahahahaaa! Nice

GH PATRIOT: Yes I did, you want Oneal out so that Elikem will have the last laugh, since he claims he is "playing" Elikem, now that is out of the way, can you please answer my question?

In my case, I'd want Beverly out before Elikem. Simple.

And the petty ceaseless banter continues...

Omo, my Ghana people, if you know what's good for you, e be like say una better start voting Bassey o!

Pokello just humiliated you by rejecting your votes. Chai

Atleast Dillish uses every chance she gets to shout "Osho Babaaa" , and on top of that, dem Namibians are good allies who return favours.

But my Ghana people, you guys are on a looooong thing o!
Elikem sef don turn to shoe shiner while the woman you adore spits on your faces as you vote for her

Please, help us vote Bassey naaa! You will benefit from it: More West Africans to nominate, and less negative attention on Elikem

languys69: Beverly's friend with d nasty odour issue is actually on this tread. I told her to go wash it the other night...

Yes, it's Miss Sparkle.
Notice say she don cool down all of a sudden

safarigirl: what are you talking about? Or are you mistaking me for someone else?

Which dead did I disrespect? What living and what phucking opinion?

I hate it when people just jump at me with baseless assumptions, kindly quote any of my posts where I disrespected the dead or shut your eediotic mouth

Also, point out where I insulted Olu, 'don't be d.u.mb' is an advice, not an insult

@kslib, spade n co, abeg make una help me warn this bros because if I vex, mods go close this thread....this comment dey provoke me so, make una correct am

Bikozianu, nne oma, ada mma, nwaanyi oma ooooo, forgive and forget naa. He promises he won't do it again.

noname: Nawa oh! These Mellish fans no go kill person. I think Dil will survive but Mellish will never happen she loves her boyfriend and I really don't see these people in love stuff, I see 2 good platonic friends who are both hot. Abeg not all of us care for Mellish. We can't be voting based on Mellish fantasies.

I tell you, that Brefo character is delusional... AND stuppidd.

aodis: If una like make una split votes una go just surprise say na both of dem go commot!

Nobody is splitting the NIGERIA vote, oga.
The deal is mapped out.
Vote Dillish with 'legit' phone SMSes, and vote Bassey under orisirisi with compurra.

mykali: I guess I'm about to sound unpatriotic but i don't give thirteen fxcks if Melvin wins this shiit or not. If he wins, good for him...if not, life fxckin goes on. You people saying Bassey is competition to Melvin don't trust your guy enough for him to stand against a stiff competitor? Stop castigating the Leonan please, he's playing the game just like everybody else. To win it. If he's better than Melvin and Africa prefers him, even your Eugenius and Ugochukwu affairs can't save your Melvin. You people put so much importance in this thing like you'll get more than the person who eventually wins it at the end. Pffft.

You didn't sound unpatriotic. You made perfect sense. Refusing to vote Bassey is one thing, but trying to poison others into following suit by using some trivial contrived story is another.

They blame Bassey for not letting Melvin and Beverly in on the conspiracy, forgetting their golden girl has also kept shut regarding the issue. But where are the pitchforks against Dillish? None.

Let it be known, that entertainment-wise, Bassey will always tower over Melvin and Dillish combined, and using the "he's a threat and must go" excuse is just really pathetic and makes Melvin look really bad. It's like passing a vote of no confidence on Melvin.

I want Bassey to survive, because in addition to being an entertainer, he is ASSERTIVE, and actually has a SIDE. He won't stand for O'Neal's shiitt, and would nominate him in the Diary Room.

Dillish on the other hand is more of a fence-sitter.

I'm voting Dillish with my Nigerian SMSes and doing some 'stuff' for Bassey using some other 'stuff'.

SAGirl: Greetings...

Are we voting for Angelo our son-in-law this week?

LMAO!!!

aodis: I don't know why we cannot just decide to save dillish for christ sake! Don't we know how to calculate things to our favor? My God dillish will never norminate melvin even if 5 pple are left in the house cos she has 3 other options ie) if beverly gets evicted along the line. Bassey on the other will turn out to Eliminate melvin reasons he is a strong contender been a male as well. If bassey gets evicted we will still get serrial lone, if dillish gets evicted we have namibia but in the overall percentage we have lost depending on who melvin stand against in the finals. Give ROA to dillish also to gurantee we have both SL and Namibia at the end of the day o, a word is meant to the wise, let's use wisdom for this. I see bassey causing more harm dan good in the future.

Guy, it has been clarified Melvin wasn't among the names Bassey told Beverly were coming for her.

You said he kept quiet about the conspiracy to evict the Nigerians? What do you think he did when he let Bev in on the conspiracy against her? Cuz that sure doesn't look like keeping quiet to me.

And for the record, we ARE voting Dillish! Using our Nigerian votes that is.

brefo2: Again if this happens I will expose you to Dillish's fan page and direct them to nairaland. So please rethink your ojoro votes

Bikonu, who the phuck is this dumbo with comprehension difficulties?

Now I remember... You were the same person who quoted me a few pages back, talking nonsense about how I thought Wukster was Nambian, even though I made it CLEAR she was Nigerian.

Please, kindly take your slow asss off my comments as I never bother with yours.

Let me ask you... What is wrong in what I said? What is wrong in voting Dillish with our Nigerian bloc while also voting someone else who matters to us using other avenues?
Na only Dillish we go kill ourselves over? Didn't Namibia and Sierra Leone vote Melvin? If we give Naija to Namibia and ROA to Sierra Leone, would that be a crime?
Are you this dumb and mooroonic?

Dillish will already be saved by Namibia, Nigeria and Ethiopia. What is wrong in also using our other area of influence to help another friend who badly needs it?
Do you want us to pour everything into one basket like we foolishly did when Maria and Dillish were up, giving 4 votes to Dillish while an extra one vote was al that could have really saved Maria?

Please, my friend, take your dumb asss off my quotes as I can see you LACK the intellectual capacity to comprehend them.

Oh, and while you're going to report to the fanpage, also be sure to report this my reply to you as well, make we see whether them no go agree with the strategy.

Olu33, don't be a JJC. This your 'strategy' don vex me finish.

If to say I be moderator, na banning you for chop

OLU33: I think Im changing my Dellish and Bassey vote to Pokello listening to people here because of the following reasons after the Sulu conversation last night;
1) Pokello is against this Oneal and Sulu people and she is in Elikem and Melvin's camp
2) Dellish isnt ever going to give us any action with Melvin, she can go, and if Namibia bows out, they owe us another vote so they will only vote Nigeria, Ethiopia and Botswana - Oneal isnt liked so they will only vote 9JA and Ethiopia and they will be 100% ours with no reps in the house guaranteed
3) Pokello will not nominate Elikem and Melvin so better for us on nominations and
4) Zim seems to be looking for alliances since they don’t seem to have SADC support so it can be 9JA/GHANA/SIERRA LEONE/ZIM/NAMIBIA………we have to make sure Bassey also survives somehow

Guy, stop talking like that. Stick to the plan.

You say if Dillish goes, Namibia owes Nigeria another vote cuz we voted them twice? Well, Ethiopia voted them twice too! If she leaves without Nigerian vote on Sunday, and Ethiopia is among the countries that vote her, then the Namibian allegiance will be with BIMP.
But... If she leaves on Sunday and Nigeria and Ethiopia are the countries that vote her, then the Namibian allegiance will be with MELVIN, cuz, even if she'd have been voted 3 times by Nigeria and Ethiopia, her eviction would be partly ascribed to the nomination she got from BIMP and Nando, while Melvin ain't never nominated her before! So Melvin would, by far, be the better of the two!

The plan is to VOTE DILLISH with your 'legit' Nigerian votes and SMSes, while doing ojoro for Bassey to ensure his survival.

At the same time, we will hope Pokello makes it; but won't throw anything her way. She's fine.

Just make sure NIGERIA votes under Dillish (even if Ethiopia votes under her, we'd have an advantage over them cuz Melvin has never nominated Dillish).

Then, make sure ROA and Ugochukwu both vote for Bassey, using our ojoro.

By the way, I forgot to ask...

What are the romantic gestures for this week?

Or did they forget to show?

sholay2011: Let me follow ur explanation that he mentioned Nando, not Melvin. Not to sound unobjective, I want to assume he is referring to the anti-naija plan spearheaded by Hakeed befor he left. These are my questions:

How did he confirm that Dillish agreed to the plan?
Why is he telling Beverly and not with Melvin?
Why is he just saying it now?

He even mentioned in his diary session dat he is sure bimp swapped him. This guy has a motive we still don't know. I duff my hat for his intelligence, but I don't want us to be caught off guard when Mr Bassey unleashes anoda side of him later on.

And this is a fact: Dillish would surely nominate him before Beverly!

You should try casting aside your Dillish Groupie duties for a few minutes and try being a little objective.

Number one, if you remember clearly, that Saturday night, Annabel and Feza dragged Dillish to the bathroom and let her in on their plan.
Now, ever thought that, perhaps, Bassey might have arrived at the conclusion that Dillish was a party to the plan after Feza told him about it? Did you stop to think that, maybe, Feza simply told him they'd also informed Dillish on it?
Dillish may have said no to the plan, but Feza telling Bassey Dillish was already briefed on the plan (not telling him if she agreed or not) is enough for Bassey to assume Dillish was IN on it!

Stop trying to villify the guy just to make Dillish appear perfect!

Maybe Dillish did not agree to the plan, but Feza telling you she had already been informed on it (without telling you her reply) is enough for you to assume she had agreed!

Simple.

ozodigboo: pls evryone shld tune to ruby house, n watch Oneal and feza romance.Oneal is tracing lines across feza's face. She s looking into his eyes with love.
shebi una say ds botswana farmer na pastor ?
u see, being close to someone u feel u don't like, may lead to somthing else - especially over time.

when i was 16, i came back frm boarding school to find one scrawny girl my parents brought as househelp.
i was like '' daddy who is that dirty girl'' ?
he replied '' don't worry boy, she s just here to wash, cook etc''

about 2 yrs later, i started seeing her differently - ** konji tinz** [ my hormones were raging ].
if to say i be day student, come dey stay house 247, i for rape am.

FEZA IS BEGINNING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THE BOTSWANA FARMER TURNED DJ.

Very soon, someone's shyt will hit the fan. . . . .

LMFAO!!! Botswana farmer turned DJ!

THE AMAKA: News reaching me that as of 11 a.m. CAT

Nigeria:
Pokello 52%
Dellish 31%
Bassey 17%


Biko, i don't wanna believe this. I don't wanna believe many Nigerians could be this blind and stupiid. Chai. I knew the votes would split. Oh God!

Let this not be true....

Omo, abeg, no come again with polls wey no get bearing. A lot of these polls were posted last week about Pokello leading in Sierra Leone and Melvin having only 3 votes, but when the votes were released, Pokello was not only fighting for dear life with 2 measely votes, but was even beaten by Cleo in terms of individual votes.

Biko kwa. The only legit votes are with the Big Brother hosts.

As things stand, Angelo is likely to be saved by 3 votes: SA, Bots, Ang

While Annabel is likely to be saved by Ugochukwu, Kennedy and Tarilla.

If we want our plan to fall through, we need to ensure Ugochukwu and Angus join with Bassey's Selena, making it 3 children for Bassey and 2 kids for the aforementioned 2.

Na bye-bye levels for them from there.

Sooooo

SMS vote Dillish for Naija vote,

then attack Angus, ROA and Ugochukwu for Bassey from computer.

Do it in this order: Angus - ROmanus and Ugochukwu.

Good luck to us all.

THE AMAKA: Well obviously it isn't but you have to factor in who he was up against. He did better than I thought. As time goes on, more people will be evicted and more countries up for grabs.

But truth of the matter is, will Zimbabwe really vote for a West African? I only see a SLIGHT potential in them voting Elikem, but i predict Pokello will be up for eviction every week anyway, so....

A Zimbabwean can and WILL vote a Nigerian or Ghanaian! Right now, they're almost completely out in the cold. Also, they're not a part of the SADC BBA clique anymore because that very clique is ganging up against them!

Last Sunday showed them just how vulnerable they are, and they could really use all the help they can get.

Also, do not forget that after Edward schemed against Itai and eventually led to his eviction, Zimbabwe voted for Kevin in the finale!

This same Zimbabwe also voted Karen when she was up against Sharon O and Weza as well.

They could use all the help they can get!

fynegurl: Our boy Melvin just said the capital of Nigeria is Lagos!

It was said in jest. I saw it

And please, for everybody on this thread, enough with the Ghana bashing abeg!
They're not our enemy, we're not theirs either.

A vile creature just declared a war on West Africans and you short-sighted people are busy engaging in petty fights and saying Elikem's days are numbered? Is that how you form a phucking alliance?

Let me ask you all... Are you guys really content with the 5/15 Melvin got? You really think that's enough to win the phucking show?

I swear, right now I'm even thinking of making arrangements for an alliance with the ZIMBABWEANS! That's right!

We all have a common enemy and it would make better sense if we worked together instead of being so phucking short-sighted.

So Pokello said what she said... Zimbabweans rushed to apologize on their page and ask for forgiveness.
Can you compare it to the caustic vermin O'Neal who not only REPEATEDLY insults West Africans, but has declared war on them (imagine the iddiot from an insignificant country like Botswana). And to make matters worse, even South Africans and Batswanas fully agree with his inferior asss!

Please, cast your differences aside and do what is right. Enough is enough.

Nigerians and Ghanaians have voted Pokello on two occassions. If we tried building an alliance with them, they sure wouldn't refuse!

Right now, the Zimbabweans are hated by the SADC local champions. We need to bring the Zimbabweans to our side, even if it's temporary.

Do not phuck up!

Stop burning bridges with your insults. We don't want to end up like the Luclay Fans who spent their time insulting everybody and alienating them!

We must be wise with what we say.