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1030!

If you were endlessly force-fed History by your grandfather as a child like I was, you'd remember 1030 as the year when St. Olaf II and his army of over 3,000 soldiers were defeated and killed in battle by pagan peasant farmers in the Norwegian Battle of Stiklestad.
So, I dedicate this plot to all the PEASANTS and KWASIAS on this thread.

Fram, fram, Bonder!

shegxi:
Can Anybody help wit d link to tayo's fan page on facebook? Spade i knw u can, pls help, thanks

http://www.facebook.com/tayobbahotshots

You're welcome

Okay, Eustachio.
I've got that vid you were looking for.
The Sheillah-Nhlanhla baang scene.
Download here: Worst Sex Ever

decanta:
I also write down sexual tips....so incase you need more tips to keep your woman satisfied, feel free to ask.

Nah, I'll pass.
Thanks though

decanta:
Smh ....condoms don't always guarantee protection..... If you have a steady partner,advice her to use contraceptives or insert a female condom....neither you nor her will feel it,and after the deed is done she can take it out.....keeps you and her safer ,neither little babies nor little viruses will run around.

Stop preaching to the choir.

decanta:
You probably have a child you don't know somewhere

Nah. I stay strapped up 24/7.
When going into the 'battlefield', I use a 'kevlar vest'.
I'm too paranoid about STDs to give creampies, and I'm certain I have no 'Junior' running around somewhere.

decanta:
I want to have a baby too.

[img]http://www.troll.me/images/10-guy/really-im-so-happy-for-you.jpg[/img]

Nigeriangirl:
Being a nursing mother shouldn't be an issue. Some women return to work a month and in some cases less after delivery.
If i were her, i'll want to come and show him our son and it'll be good for Tayo too.

I'd love to see Kingkong, dt guy is handsome.

Well, my sister dropped her first one this September, and she's still indoors.
I mean, completely indoors.

I guess it's a matter of choice

fashrola:
Ok likers association...... Can I get just 5 likes

Who needs 5 when you can have 6?

I doubt Biggie would bring in Tayo's girlfriend, seeing she's a nursing mother and all.
They might bring his friend, King Kong.

Pow!!!

And I've just opened the 1010 page.
If you're in the Engineering/Mathematics field, you know what the symbol means.

So, I dedicate this plot to all threadmates of the Engineering/Technology/Mathematical-Science/Computer profession.

Long live the nerd!

fashrola:
Bros I still have dis feeling too...And it's a strong one...

But what about Butterphly?
She's just a waste of space, and Biggie might just want to be 'fair' since there's a Zimbabwean already in the mix.

By the way, when Brad comes in, is he expected to evict a non-nominee or is every housemate fair game?

WORLDPEACE:
You people have not answered one question o. When is brad coming?

I still don't know...

decanta:
If your previous speculations are anything to go by .....am 140 percent sure Ellah is safe.

What 'previous speculations' are you talking about? Or are you mixing me up with someone else?

decanta:
Which revenue did Lilian generate ....no one I knew voted her, even in my family ,no single person voted her( except me)if she had generated money biggie would have looked for one country ,put her name under it and keep her.
Esther might have gotten the Uganda vote but Ellah got a lot of votes from other countries,that's why biggie switched their names and kept the one who generated much money......
This is a business after all not a charity show.

Sure, whatever.
I still see Ellah biting the dust. And Tayo is certainly not safe.
I'll only hope for the best on Sunday, although I'm still prepared for the worst.

decanta:
You and who ? Everybody knew Lilian was headed home with one of the Ugandan girls.

Majority of the people I knew thought Ellah would be evicted because Esther was just too entertaining.
Also, a certain school of thought was so sure Biggie would 'go easy' and let Lillian survive based on 'revenue' factors.

labelledame:
BRAD himself knows he cant touch MAMBEA!!! He cant do that! hahaha if he dare then we knw biggie wants to give the money to tayo, bc there is nothing that;that bradthebrad guy will do without the influence of biggie ! He should take butty butty with him joor

Yeah. To be honest, I see him bouncing out the building with Ellah's lapdog, Butterphly.

decanta:
We both know that Tayo will make it to the finals for business reasons....let's not act like we are scared.

We also thought Esther and Lilian would go far in the game due to the viewership they attract; but ooooh look where we are today.

safarigirl:
lol...but you know Namibia is voting for Idris, add that to Kenya and Tanzania...

I see Zimbabweans pulling a fast one with the Namibian vote.

decanta:
Why do you pray so?if she leaves that means idris will go and you already know she will win...or are you a closet fan?

I pray they both survive, just to split the EA vote.
Macky2 really should have picked Butterphly. That way, the evictees would have been Trezagah, Sheillah, Goitse, Butterphly and maybe Sipe. Calculations would have still been intact, and Tayo's chances would have still been fairly strong.
But, again, it's all good.

labelledame:
YOU GET MY POINT "in tayo's voice"

You better vote Tayo.
If you don't, BradTheBrat will end M'am Bea's journey.

decanta:
One thing to keep in mind,Ellah won't leave on Sunday

I pray so... But I doubt so.

labelledame:
what if Ellah and Idris are evicted?

M'am Bea gets ZERO VOTES, and gets DISQUALIFIED!!

I see what you want. I ain't putting ideas in your head.

VOTE TAYO!!!

Eustachio:
Enyi oke, any link to the Sheillah-Klarklar's tryst? You'd have the link by now.

Mehn, ain't seen a thing - Only infra-red screenshots.
You go need to chillax for about 24 hours when the mad bloggers start carrying it, then visit Laurasboxxx's blog.
From the shots I've seen, though, it looks boring as hell.
They must have fhucked with her clothes on. The worst type of sex.

2. If Ghana votes Ellah in place of Tayo, and Ellah still gets evicted, Idris' victory chances would still take a hit, for M'am Bea would stand a better chance of getting Uganda, leaving Idris with only 2 votes.

A few things we must keep in mind about the outcomes from this week:

1. If Zimbabweans successfully steal South Africa's vote for JJ as they plan to, Botswana is automatically for Tayo next week (if he survives and both women are shown the door).

blackwidow:
You are now sober abi?

Something like that

blackwidow:
Page 1000 got filled up in less than a minute. That was a mad rush.

I was the only dude who wasn't forcing it...
Just steady posting my Eminem lyrics like a Real G

Sooo, I landed on Page 1000, huh?

Perfect time to have some remorse to SHOW for your SINS
NOPE. It's HOPELESS.
I'm the denial you're HOPELESSLY IN.

1000!

Okay, this plot is dedicated to our brother Forkadict, who is still in his orange uniform, serving time.

We hope he releases a gangsta rap album when he comes out

#FreeForkadict