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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:56am On Nov 25, 2014

I'm the nightmare you fell asleep in and WOKE UP still IN...

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:55am On Nov 25, 2014

I also represent anyone on the receiving end of those jokes you offend...

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:53am On Nov 25, 2014

Slim Shady!
Hotter than a set of TWIN BABIES,
In a MERCEDES Benz with the WINDOWS UP, till the TEMP GOES UP to the MID EIGHTIES!

Calling MEN LADIES
Sorry Doc, but I BEEN CRAZY
There's no way that you CAN SAVE ME
That's okay - Go with THEM, HAILIE

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:48am On Nov 25, 2014*

And when the cops came through, me and Dre stood next to a BURNT-DOWN HOUSE,
With a CAN FULL OF GAS and a HAND FULL OF MATCHES, and still WEREN'T FOUND OUT

So from here on out, it's the CHRONIC 2
Starting today, and TOMORROW'S the NEW
And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a CHARLESTON CHEW

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:41am On Nov 25, 2014

Hopping out with two broken legs, try'nna WALK IT OFF.
Fhuck you too bittchh, CALL THE COPS!
I'mma kill you and them loud-asss mottherfhucking BARKING DOGS!

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:37am On Nov 25, 2014*

I don't give a fhuck if it's DARK OR NOT
I'm harder than me try'nna PARK A DODGE,
But I'm DRUNK AS FHUCK, right next to a HUMONGOUS TRUCK with a 2-CAR GARAGE...

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:34am On Nov 25, 2014

One day I was walking by with a Walkman on, when I caught a guy give me an awkward eye...
I strangled him off in the parking lot, with his Karl 'Kanai'...

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:31am On Nov 25, 2014

Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way?
Just study your tape of N.W.A.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:30am On Nov 25, 2014

Or anyone trying to bring trouble your way...

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:29am On Nov 25, 2014

So what do you do to somebody you hate

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:47am On Nov 25, 2014

safarigirl:
azzin. Very useless annoying noise, if they save Ella or Idris, EA will not remember them in fianle, if they save Tayo, Nigeria will not remember them in the finale. Nothing to lose or gain at all.

So why are people just making noise about it? They should vote whoever they like, I'm tired of reading "you didn't vote KC Moore...oya kneel down and beg us"....ogini? Nigerians have never voted anyone based on country, we vote based on personality.

If we like you, we vote for you irrespective of your country, even if we stand to gain nothing from it, if we don't like you, we won't vote for you, irrespective of what we stand to gain from it. Simple.

And I bet you if the tables were turned and Ghana didn't vote a naija rep, we would still vote their own if we LIKE the person. [size=17pt]Afterall, Ghana didn't vote Goldie in Stargame and we STILL voted Keitta the next time he came up.[/size]

It's not by force. If you like Tayo vote for him, if you don't like him, vote who you like. But don't go vote someone else just to spite Nigeria because Tayo doesn't even know who voted who.

Uhmm... The bolded is incorrect.
The week Goldie was evicted, Ghana voted Uganda's Kyle in a bid to spite Nigeria for not voting Keitta the previous week.
And talk about embarrassing - the following week, Keagan was up for possible eviction, and Kyle (using his HOH power) saved and replaced him with Ghana's KEITTA (the same Ghana that helped save him the previous week).
Nigerians had the last laugh as they voted LADY MAY that week, and Keitta crashed out with Ghana and Sierra Leone. Hilarious enough, Uganda did not vote for Keitta.
http://naijaspleen./2012/07/22/breaking-news-keitta-has-been-evicted-from-bba-stargame/
Try dey verify your statements, Safarigirl.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 7:34am On Nov 25, 2014

Namibia is voting JJ this week, and it looks like Zambia is voting Sipe.
If things play out like I think they will (if JJ leaves), I see Macky2 with 3 votes already assured, while his team hustles for ROA at the finals (Zambia, Namibia and Malawi).

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:51pm On Nov 24, 2014

But the results table for this week will be such a mess, you know.
I'm not even brave enough to make any predictions just yet.
Maybe tomorrow.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:47pm On Nov 24, 2014

With Sheillah's utterances, I'd go out on a limb and say she has 'successfully' lost the South African vote.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:46pm On Nov 24, 2014

So, Nhlanhla and Sheillah announced their official "uncoupling" after Nhlanhla successfully used her to climb to the finals? (although she was using him too)

Well, damn.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:31pm On Nov 24, 2014

ninnyanny:
na una de reason dem oooo....as for me, i dont even want Ghana to vote Tayo oooooh...

I couldn't care less, to be honest.
Na dem get their votes at the end of the day.
If dem wan vote, fine.
If dem no wan vote, cool.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:28pm On Nov 24, 2014

sholay2011:
I'm going back to my blow-up doll now.
Goodbye, cruel world.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:23pm On Nov 24, 2014

sholay2011:
No.

Stop that. It's annoying.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:19pm On Nov 24, 2014

sholay2011:
Keep at it then.

No.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:13pm On Nov 24, 2014

I'm just playing, guys.
To tell you the truth, vote the housemate of your choice. Na spectator I be.

But ultimately, I hope Tayo wins. He (with the exception of a few others who are SURE TO BE EVICTED NEXT WEEK) has been the only lively housemate in this dead show.
I just feel like my votes won't count, cuz everything has, so far, looked pre-planned.

All the same, good luck to everybody.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:09pm On Nov 24, 2014

Chiazalam1:
Spadey guy...nor do this na. Na you give us numba make we use, why you come dey slack like dis? Let's do this for our boy abeg. If homeboy and Trez leave that house, naim be say show don finish o.

No.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:08pm On Nov 24, 2014

sholay2011:
K.

Oya e don do. Na jeje I siddon wey you quote me. Make we stop...and don't reply this one.

No.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:07pm On Nov 24, 2014

GotNoSwaggg:
Lol... See Ghanaians feeling important.

Dem be like Arsenal... Na only to participate for competition, no plan to win the competition!

Una better vote for Tayo... Hasshoes!

GotNoSwaggg is right.
Ghanaians, you better listen up.
Vote Tayo for the cash, so hin go fit hook M'am Bea up with Uti as a second wife, and they'll all live happily ever after...
OR ELSE, no Uti for her. Na only those crop tops she go still dey wear until she finds true love... at age 93 angry

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:02pm On Nov 24, 2014

sholay2011:
Okay.

Okay!

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:59pm On Nov 24, 2014

sholay2011:
Stubborn boy. Stop quoting me.

Goddamnit, groupie! Get off my mentions.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:56pm On Nov 24, 2014

all4naija:
If South Africa's BBA organizers ever tried to evict Tayo from the house that would be the end of MTN, Shoprite, Game, etc in Nigeria. We will not watch Multichoice Africa again! Hahaha...Don't make us bounce on you BBA! When is South Africa going to create its own channel rather than using Multichoice from USA?

After USA being the best country in the world the nest is Nigeria as the best nation in Africa - before South Africa with little swag! Jeez!

I don't know, but this guy cracks me up in the wrongest ways possible grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:52pm On Nov 24, 2014

sholay2011:
Whatever.

Whatever.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:46pm On Nov 24, 2014

sholay2011:
I am off your case, shovel. Face your work.

I'm glad you've said it yourself, Shallow2011. Have a nice day.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:41pm On Nov 24, 2014

sholay2011:
'Wasn't referring to you. Face your work.

I'll do that the day you decide to quit being a groupie and get off my case when I call Dillish the borite she is.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:08pm On Nov 24, 2014

sholay2011:
Pls, remember me on the plots of page 1000 oh.

Cc: 'Big brotherAssociation of NL plot owners'.

No.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:07pm On Nov 24, 2014

decanta:
Start voting for tayo ,popularity will really count this week,even if I lose Ellah this week ,I can't bear to loose Tayo too.....I might just die.

No.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:06pm On Nov 24, 2014

russello:
@Safi and @Spade
I want to confirm something.

Has any housemate with least nomination for eviction (e.g Butti) in any particular edition ever been crowned winner?

Keagan was tested only once. On two occasions he was nominated while at Upville, he saved himself (as HOH). The third time, he was saved by Kyle.
Keagan is the only BBA winner in history to have been tested only once.

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