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I like dis MAN

Okay, pelee

refiner:
Nothing!

It is a genetic stuff!

I find it very difficult to do Selfie... Buh i had this few days ago

Amen Amen and Amen if i may ask wetin do U dia

refiner:
May God heal my eyes before tomorrow.... AMEN!

Abeg i fit pm u... As regards Abuja bla bla bla

TWIXTED:
Pls I need serious help... D company i was working with at Abj has axed me to cum serve wt them.. Believe me its a rare opportunity i wouldnt wona miss... D problem now is I I didnt even choose Abj coz it wasnt even available wen I did my registration.. (late reg).. I called sum few people 2 know if anytin can be done nd they said d posting has already been done dat its late.. Pls if dr's any assistance I can get from u my nairaland siblings I would really appreciate.. Make una no forget say if I blow na we blow 2geda lol.. Tnx guys! U can reach me with dis 07062438123 am in stream 2, even if I cant be posted 2 Abj again how do I redeploy? Buh I would prefer been posted coz I heard d redeployment thing is anoda mounting to climb... Pls help me out guys. #Jahbless

Am not understanding ur kwestion

fannybaby:
please what will be the next step if my employer gives me rejection letter after serving for 6 month??

Hmmmmm really

Following

Hmmmm be careful oooo wetin be lucifer again..

Mechette:
Son of lucifer

So drawing is one of dos thins i shud and must able to do as a graduate* I wont blame u, ur name is @work...

oldfoolnigger:
wow...doing what most of our graduates cannot do.he does nt allow the fact that he does not has acess to school to weigh him down,what a spirit.....God will surely see him through.

Interesting let's go

U need a REAL and Correct LIFE

Are u a doctor? If yes pls tell us more... Am following

EVILFOREST:
Ok.
Well said .
Although HEART ATTACK usually precedes CARDIAC ARREST.

STROKE can lead to HEART ATTACK leads to CARDIAC ARREST.

Usually if cardiac arrest is not resuscitated, the person goes into immediate PULSELESS ELECTRICAL ACTIVITY which now leads to DEATH.

The PATIENT can be pronounced DEAD after 1hr of active resuscitation.

They mostly occur within a very short/transient time

Nawa for u Ooooooo

Masikay:
She get time o...

Amen amen amen FIRE

Is ALrit

Op is crazy Final

No offense Bros, Mr, sir, but u dn't just type anything because u have enough data! Get sense pizzzz in Jesus Name * Amen

KingyKing:
click like if you think seunn's anti-MMM campaign is because bros is just jealous MMM website (created just over than a year) is the 5th most visited website while Nairaland (over 10 years old) is 7th.. SHAME!!

MMM has helped millions of nigerians and will continue to help,while seunn (mr self righteous ) that makes millions everyday from his >10year old site cannot even boast of helping 50 nigerian youths financially , or an empowerment program , motivational speaking, skill acquisition, nothing (unlike Linda ikeji -God bless her).
Bros just stays behind the pc, typing crap about God not existing . Who you epp bros?

We've all learnt about MMM, thank you, & The real mavrodians know how the system works and we will continue to PH!!!

You've totally lost my respect

What are u saying, are u in dis country @ll

Ewomazinot:
Hope this structure is strong

Na ur story people dey read so

deturla:
After my crazy Prostitute experience and post, a friend and a reader of my blog decided to share his crazy story with me! Lalasticlala, please help review in case it is front page worthy.

Mind you, this is a true life story!

Are you with me? Sit tight!

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Back in the days, I used to ask myself. Why do I always feel this evil urge to snoop on my partner’s phone? Well, this story I am about to share will tell you why it is never ever good to want to check your partner’s phone and how what I saw almost gave me a heart attack.

The reasons for me wanting to spy on my partner are not far-fetched. They are the backdrop of these two probing questions.

1. Why was she always laughing heartily when chatting?

2. Why was she uncomfortable when I tried to touch her phone?

I learnt my lesson the bitter way during my NYSC days and trust me I would never try it again.

I was posted to a school in a village somewhere in the Southwest as a teacher, and I decided to settle in after trying countless times to redeploy to PortHarcourt to no avail.

On my way to report at my place of primary assignment (PPA) as ‘they’ call it, I met two other female Corp members in the bus headed same way.

Ada and Cynthia (not real names) were very beautiful girls, but based on my ‘convo’ with the two of them, Ada seemed more exposed and mature than Cynthia.

I therefore resorted to choosing Cynthia as my target for NYSC relationship since she appeared the easier ‘catch’ based on my analysis. After all, NYSC is National year of Sex and Cohabitation.

After settling down in Corpers’ lodge provided by the school, I tried my best to get close to Cynthia but she always seemed not to be interested in me. I got my lucky break a month later when both Cynthia and Ada had a serious misunderstanding.

We became close and I told her my intentions.

Cynthia ‘claimed’ to be a church worker/evangelist in nearby Lagos and continued with her church activities in school and the village. I once saw Cynthia counselling female students on premarital sex and keeping boyfriends at such age.

Cynthia refused my sexual advances due to her ‘seeming’ religious beliefs, although she was not a virgin. She claimed to be born again and in my mind I was like

E be like say I don find wife oh!

Cynthia would tell me stories about the numerous guys toasting and disturbing her and the fool that I was, we would laugh over it, not knowing ‘she and I were both laughing at my foolishness’

As Konji was taking a hold of me, I began to look for alternatives, but the fear of Cynthia made most of my targets say No.

Thinking to myself, I would say:

Nawa o, babe dey help chop my 19,800 allawi plus 25000 my uncle sends me and yet no show.

Cynthia would travel down to Lagos every two weeks for church activities, and share me stories of the crusade service and I would say to myself,

This geh really loves me sha, well, I love her too.

Cynthia usually makes use of my Laptop to chat on Facebook. There was this particular occasion when one of her so called toasters once sent her a nude pic, and she screamed to me;

‘Boo, can you see this arrant nonsense’?

Such a wonderful and faithful girlfriend! I would say!

Our corper love wantintin continued until one Friday, I was alone and bored in the lodge, just staring at the ceiling doing nothing.

Cynthia had gone to Lagos as usual for her crusades and other corp members had gone for celebration at a nearby village. I brought out my laptop, connected my modem and began to surf the internet.

After surfing for about an hour, I decided to check Facebook.

As I opened the Facebook page, Cynthia’s ID stared at me in the face.

I remembered it was her account that was last logged in. At that moment, the evil thought of checking her Facebook chats occurred to me.

You know, when you use another person’s device to log into your Facebook account, you will untick the remember me text box so that no one will be able to check your account when you are gone.

I was in this process trying to figure out what her password would be when I remembered that earlier that week I had helped Cynthia register for a job advert using a username and password she wrote at the back of my Jotter.

I quickly searched for that jotter, found it and tried the same password and Hooray! I was in her account.

I began to check her chats with her so called toasters/disturbers.

In her chat with Felix (not real name), he was making some crazy sexual requests (that blew my brains out), which my born again Cynthia obliged.

They chatted about their last escapade how he enjoyed her so much.

You need to see as drops upon drops of sweat cascaded down my face as if I just finished having my bath without drying the water off my body!

Wallahi, that water could fill a glass cup of drink. It was crazy, I was shocked!

So the so called church programs she went for was all a lie, I opened my mouth in disbelief.

I found two other chats with some other guys she was sleeping with.

Have you ever felt heartbroken before? The beats of your heart? Like you wanted to floor to open and swallow you up?

Mine was more. I was perspiring, heavy breaths oh! It wasn’t a small something.

I could not eat for 2 days till I fell ill. I practically kicked myself so hard. I was so naive and stupid.

I felt like I wanted to die!

I learnt my lesson that day, Never ever snoop on your partner because what you may find can lead to heart attack.

Biko, if you know you cannot deal with the worst! Don’t ever snoop on your partner’s phone oh!

You want to know what I did to Cynthia when she returned?

Hehe! Funny readers, I’d leave that for another day! Abeg! I cannot share it here, maybe when you come check Deedeesblog, I can decide to share! LOL!

I am very sure a lot of you guys can relate to this! Have you ever snooped on your partner’s chats before? Did you see the unbelievable, as for me, na only God go allow me trust woman again as I almost had a heart attack.

Feel free to share your experiences!

http://deedeesblog.com/2016/12/01/day-died-girlfriend-phone/

Interesting... Who will follow me there make we go snap our own pictures!

... Good decision from them? They kw better than we do!

JingoOAU:
What nonsense did you just type??
I am the HOD Public Relations for Ibadan Airport.
The said airport constantly have nothing less than 3 flights per day.
The Airport in Alakia is well functioning with both Arik and Overland flights. Stop misleading the public

ojinuocheibi:
SEE YOUR MOUTH

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Thanks, seen!

tetengi4life:
Sent

Interesting... Dude

spactacus:
After reading how to perform OBE my guys fear catch me, I'm not going again wetin I dey find, will give it a try when I'm 90 years

I'ld like to have a copy of the sample...
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Thanks

tetengi4life:
Any other person in need of assistance?

My guy pls get sense in Jesus Name... amen

Atiku2019:
A Woman who knows her husband has failed Nigerians....

Kudos Aisha



#Atiku2019

Pls @op for someone who studied computer science, is it not possible to get a place like telecommunications company or places like channels TV or IT firm to serve instead of teaching computer science In a secondary school or in a primary school

herzern:
Am beginning to think truly God is using APC to punish Nigerians........how will a sane Government cancel post utme.....despite the setbacks and hitches in UTME this year


it's only a dullard that will support the scrapping of post utme

Ello... I think u nid to sit down ND reload ur self... Or meet d #common_sense distributor... B4 u open ur mouth nxt time to talk