₦airaland Forum

watchindelta:
hahaha but u tall so?

5ft 2inch sha

Pidggin:
Chai, is this a country?

No but rather, it was a country

Jolllyjoy:
So what?we should raise him up or what?

Lol, maybe he dey for dream and was dreaming about how come mourinho cm leave chelsea without taking along Mikel?

madridguy:
That man lack self discipline.

She just embraced the dude simple

Onyiridike:
Even if your tall and handsome boyfriend decides to leave you, there is another tall and handsome dude in my neighborhood.

He is a dullard, very dirty, lousy, arrogant, mean and also a miser.

He is NOT god-fearing and can do anything to make money including stealing and ritual.

I am sure all these bad attributes of him mean nothing to you as long as he remains TALL and HANDSOME.

My sister, when you eventually get married, you would realize that there is more to any human (both man and woman) than physical appearance.

Apart from bragging among your friends about your boyfriend's height and handsomeness, what else do you benefit?

Does a man's height guarantee your happiness and success in life?

Can you create a man whether short or tall?

I have also come to understand that most girls who make mockery of short men are very short themself.

Have a nice day!

One bottle of origin for ur sensible comment and reply

watchindelta:
no short man go follow u! u 3 big n fat smh.

Abeg I won't take dat from u again coz dats my crush

tollytexy:
OP and Weed.. im short and mighty .. if u got sisters,mom or grandma...tell them to try me

Modern day Zacheaus

Even Jesus Christ cried in front of his bosom friends mary and martha@d death of their brother lazarus, jesus gave way to tears. So it depends on how the situation is, if it is so emotional, a man can give way to tears in front of d woman and it doesn't show any inferiority.

I personally go cry in front of my woman self and just imagine how she go dey console u and say- Honey biko, abeg stop crying na

Yes na, Lagoon Government should tax her na...
Mtcheewww, can this news change my lunch dis afternoon? Soaked garri with bread

Helkayklassic:
Swagged up.. Austin Jay Jay, ever since you left the Super eagles, we are still looking for a midfielder like you but unfortunately we've not seen any.

And we just got a prolific Bed midfielder who dribbles and shoots well in that area, a.k.a Mikel Obi

Jolllyjoy:
wat i does?

U gotted me laughed

Tolexander:
KINGKONG?

Is her husband gorrila?

Oh my goodness! I heard that Tonto dikeh got married and wanted to knw who she married and hv cm to knw that she married a gorrila! Chai diaris God ooo

Jolllyjoy:
come back if u don sabi beta english.

See Jollyself

I just saw "miss pencill"

May u all here in this forum not disturb my only and one Mikel John Obi, do u guys think it is easy receiving managerial training from all sort of coaches that has coached Chelsea? My one and only Mikel is being trained by every manager that comes in preparing him as a legend benchwarmer who will later take d managerial role one day in chelsea

Daniyemi:
Caption the photo..

.Mine: I must serve my Father's Land!

That's my crush u re talking about

Jolllyjoy:
Now this is funny


fall down from iroko tree

Guy: helo babe, my name be spanner4 and e be likesay u packwell around dis corner na? Abeg no vex, wetin be ur name?coz wen I be dey luk u sinceeee, my hrt no sitdon wella becoz u fineee welll na I'm make I tok say e go better make I knw u and mak we relate well. Continues.....

talktimi:
Only if Buratai had not sniffed excess gum mixed with lizard shìt, all this nonsense wouldn't have happened

Are u serious? Am suprised

aydought:
Is this fashion or madness? Lord Have Mercy on this generation.

She reminds me of a pig with a nose ring! Is she d replica of dat pig?

CaroLyner:
whatever that means

That means whatever, u get it?

TheSlyone:
Mr. Koko Gari where the hell is Genevieve?

Genevieve is still searching for d ryt......m

rozayx5:
oga you know nothing about my state
stick to your southwastee

U mean southwest?

CaroLyner:
how come you and wristbangle alws comment at the same time.

They comment d same tym because of "faraday's law of Comment"

boneruns:
I don't understand what you mean by "Ibo"!

Ibo means- International bureaucratic organization
So Igbo women visited Oshiomoles wife not" Ibo"

Many are mad,but few are d ones roaming.
Some ladies are totally mad and I guess this lady need to Dy DX them(DY/DX) applying calculus to reset their memory

ADENIKETINA2015:
And you had to post the ticket to back up your claim
Was/Is anyone doubting your report
Ele yi gi di gan
O' di egwu

Ops is just an attention seeker, abeg we don hear o

ADENIKETINA2015:
And you had to post the ticket to back up your claim
Was/Is anyone doubting your report
Ele yi gi di gan
O' di egwu

Ops is just an attention seeker

LaRochelle:
I know I sound really ignorant and stale right now, but I need someone to answer my questions. Who is Dasuki? What has he done to always be in the news, on the front page for that matter? What is his connection with Buhari? Please, let a kind someone help me clarify issues. Thank you.

Dasuki was d former National Security Adviser to Ebele Goodluck Jonathan
What he has done to always be on the news is because of the Arms scandal which he is alledged to be involve in it

His connection with Bubu is that during Ebele goodluck Jonathan tenure, he saw to it that all former heads of state received their entitlements, and according to him, Bubu received not only Suv car but also $300,000 which Bubu has openly denied that he only received D so called Car. Thanks

And do u notice also dat d young guy is d so called pastor? Young guys these days are all claiming that they got calling but d truth is dat our bad Economy has caused all these young ones to venture into church business. Anyway, season of madness is here!

After all these flambouyant livestyles, the question to ask is- Will all these grant them eternal life? When they are no more 2mao, where will all these wealth go to? In King's Solomon voice all of these things are vanity upon vanity

Oh my goodness! I watched his interview on NTA station and I said to myself- dis is a confirmento crazylan with his hairstyl. Denrele or wat baffles me like serious. Anyway my question is dis- Should EFCC not probe d lifestyle of dis man?

Do u think dat a lady will fancy u sharing d bills @ a restaurant or any eatery? If u request on dat, some will just look down on you dat u aren't capable of taking care of them. Anyway I gat no tym even to take a lady out,let alone paying bills becoz I didn't benefit from Dasuki's cake