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tolustx:
Lol. Me sha don tell u my own sha o. because if month end now, I no wan hear story abt our sharing formular of ur salary o.

lol yes sir

tolustx:
U beta look ur back. She don come wey u no know. U no sabi anything. Month go soon end.lol

Na cabinet dey my back

tola9ja:
[size=21pt]700wives 300 concubine still survive [/size]

Heheheh

doublezero7:
Then sleep! Just remain quiet!

u want dem 2 sack me ni
sleep ke

Please report any post or topic that violates the rules of Nairaland.




igbati mi oni anything lati do

Gracyel:
Babes, wetin do your tongue na [quote author=sparkleRed post=310

1 4got
2 put it insyd eee

erisegun:
haha! Can't u love ur neighbour as ur sef ni?

I don't love, I love me first, so am doin dis 4 me

Persons I will really like 2 see @ d A15 parry, Erisegun, Kingphillip, Tolux, owliver,pinkypettie, sleexsonyx
And of cos everybody 4 A 15 batch






And I am comin wit my Gun, if u misbehave I will deal wit u in d military way (˘̯˘ )

I got a tat dat doesn't define me I just happen 2 love tattoos








And yes dats d only place I ve a tat and I work in a cooperate organisation

chidexSmokey:
Thanks for sharing.

Ya welcum dear

NYSC Orientation Camp Preparation
This tips are for prospective corp
members and graduates preparing
for NYSC. This are things you need to
know before going to camp and after
leaving the NYSC Camp.
MIND PREPARATION :
You need to prepare your mind that
you are leaving home for a
regimented life in the camp. Life in
the camp is deliberately made
stressful so as to prepare you for any
challenge that may
confront you outside the camp. You
will not find it too comfortable, It' s a
camp and not your flat! Just be ready
for anything.
ITEMS YOU WILL NEED.(Very
Important one are
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies,
Surplus is
better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it
please).
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the
above items)
f. Most importantly, Your Quran, or
Bible.
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of
items A,B, and
D above. The copies may be surplus.
OTHER IMPORTANT ITEMS YOU WILL
ALSO NEED. (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will
save you the stress of 'borrow-me')
b. Two or three white T-shirts and
shorts (You will be given two sets but
you may not like the quality).
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a
white
rubber tennis shoes (for d rainy
days).
d. Bathroom slippers.
e.Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it
in the camp but it will be more
expensive) and a permanent marker.
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap
and
detergent
h. Bed sheet, towel and wrapper and
two pairs of casual wear. Just have
them.
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important
especially for those dat sweat like....
k. Waist bag (very very important for
housing your phones, ID Cards,
Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torch light/
Rechargeable lamp (small one
please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler (not a party cooler please)
cup and spoon. Fork is not allowed
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few
conveniences.
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good
cash please depending on how you
spend.
GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go
early. If you are posted to a far state,
go the day before the camp opens.
They will allow you in. Going late will
make you go through registration
stress. Be warned !
SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They don't want
u to bring in prohibited items like
iron, knife, bombs, etc.
REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/bed space.
Then the paper registrations proper.
Make everything ready. Look out for
information pasted on walls.
Follow instructions strictly.
YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get
your kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the
marker to write your Code Number
(CN) on them 'sharp-sharp" You will
also be given a tag that will show
your CN. That will be your ID Card
temporarily. You take it
EVERYWHERE in camp. You will be
given a meal ticket. Misplace it and
forget about NYSC food (hunger will
finish Ʋ if Ʋ no get moni)
DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full
days. The 21st day is the day you will
leave camp.
THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only
your T-shirt and shorts with the
tennis shoe are allowed on you. No
room for casual wears. Parade/
marching training starts immediately.
The soldiers will not give you
breathing space at all.
You will have the first one that same
Day One. Watch Out! people could
be fainting on the Parade Ground.
You won't faint, calm down... So eat
well. It's the stress that causes their
fainting. Don't form superman o,
EAT !
YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 5am.
Everybody gathers at the Parade
Ground (PG) at 5:30am. You have
your praise, worship and prayer the
Christian and Muslim ways. Blah-
blah-blah till
the day breaks finally. Breakfast
follows!
After eating, you will be called out
again for the series of programmes
lined up for you. Then you have your
lunch. Rest a little and you are out
again for evening parade. Then later
your dinner. This will repeat itself
everyday perhaps except on Sunday.
THE FOOD
You may not like the food. You can
always go to the Mammy Market
(MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your
'tank' with delicacies at your cost.
STEALING
This is 'legalized'. They can steal
anything. Be wise.
SOLDIERS
Hmmm, Obey them o. They can
punish you. No walking, its all jogging
wen they call u. Don't prostrate or
kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it
the soldier way. They could be
friendly anyway.
Be wise.
ALLOWEE
Your first allowance will be given to
you in the camp cash. All other ones
will be through the bank. You will get
Bicycle Allowance.
PHOTOGRAPHY
Photographers are ready to snap you
every minute. Manage your cash.
...............
NOW, YOU ARE ABOUT GOING OUT
OF THE CAMP
YOUR POSTING
You will be posted from the camp to
where you will work. The place you
work in is called your Place of
Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this:
most Corpers, I mean about 90% of
the Corpers will be posted to schools
(especially primary and secondary
schools). Only VERY FEW will be
posted to the universities,
polytechnics and Colleges. Please!
Don't lobby for your posting. Don't
pay ANYBODY for assistance. Pray
rather than pay.
Gone are the days when Corps
Members are posted to Banks and
Co. Receive the shocking or expected
postings as you receive your letters
with joy. It's a clarion call to service;
that's what dey call it.
GOING OUT:b TRANSPORTATION
When you get your Posting Letter,
the first place to go to is your PPA. If
you are identified with the Fellowship
in camp, you may first report at the
TEMPORARY lodge they will provide.
Then you could report at your PPA
later same day or the following day.
Please, when you leave the camp,
home-sweet- home will be on your
mind, having been used
up in the camp. But please, don't go
home straight. Please! Very few of
your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send
down vehicles to convey you from
the camp to their workplaces. Private
and some Govt higher education
institutions do. The Fellowship too
make arrangement for you at your
cost.
Commercial transporters will likely
be available at the gate too. Be wise.
ACCOMMODATION ::
You don't know anybody in
Damaturu or Ekiti! Where will you
sleep on the first day? The Fellowship
may give you a TEMPORARY
accommodation pending the time
you will HAVE TOGET YOURS. You
could be lucky if your employer gives
you a room. Many of them don't
give Corpers accommodation
anyway. So be prepared to rent one
at your cost. Your first 'allowee'
which you received in the camp is
already going down!
REGISTRATIONS
This is why you don't have to go
home straight. Your registration at
the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you
will be posted to is important. Failure
to complete it before going home is
the
beginning of a Corper's cup of tea.
He may begin to have problems with
his subsequent monthly allowances.
Do all registrations first. Then you
can take permission to go home.
Permission to go home? Long
process! You will know why it's so.
Well, I hope dese few tips will
go a long way.

kingphilip:
it was fine due to ur scarcity

hope u won't b dat scarce today

I might a little bit..office work ain't easy esp in d bank


Na style I dey use advertise say I dey work hehehe

erisegun:
JESUSSSS! Na me u draw 4 ground so abi? Kontunu

*innocent face* wat did I say wrong

Lol channels got served also? Lol. Well they re good @ embarrassing pple also.#Oga @ d top saga#


Sorry 4 d dude tho

hrykanu231:
Make she dey warm house, when her mates d warm food wey children and hubby go chop

And ow many of those ha mate, dey establish reach aammm #badbelle#
(˘̯˘ )

erisegun:
oh! SparkleRed! U2much baby*

Ah Erisegun! U 2 small

EMEKA1MILLION:
Juju started from akwa ibom.. My God those people are callous.

U must be high on expired drugs see dis Arochukwu and amadiaoha pple...ubini pple rubbish (˘̯˘ )

Hi everyone! Ow was ur day pple

sleekyonyx:
Goodmorning e-family!

Happy new week 2 u all!

Special greetings to Fweshblacboai2, Emperorchedda, pretty3, meeky, sabretooth1, Laposhdiva, sparklered, tolustx, gracyel, gazaliah, Luchiana1, tee4light, 2el, busyinks, Erisegun and my oga @ the top etc. ......


It's 71 (Seventy-one) days to go! camp.......loading!

7 (Seven) days to online registration!

A15 party #turn up massively# don't be told#

Good morning dear

Dpharm:
[b]NO NO NO

As @ last tym I checked yes, 4 faculty of art, graduated 4rm fac of art

doublezero7:
Good morning e-fam, happy new week! May all our dreams and goals be accomplished this week!

So yesterday, I got an email from a member of this thread (name withheld) and the person was commending me as regards the #A15Party and some other things! In as much as I appreciate the good thought and the sweet things the person said, it is worthy to note that who had the idea isn't important here! The people who talk about the event all round the clock are those to be commended! Electronzeez, Owliver, Erisegun, Walexsammy, sleekyonynx, king phillip, mz janey...the list is endless! So on behalf of this amazing A-15 family member, I would like to thank everyone who has even given the get-together a positive thought...God bless you!

And as regards the event, we're all working hard to make it a memorable one! Join the team and support has much as you can! Tickets are selling fast already! The first batch of t shirts would be out soon! Don't be left out! Let's make HISTORY!!!

#A15Party #July4 #TurnUp

Is me dat first and like ur comment and share it oo...so na free 4 me na, I no nid pay

Walexsammy:
plenty orijin go dey dear.......hope to see u there #A15 #turnup

Na God get final say

My own is 2 throw in words and disappear..buh Ayam here nw, Tolu wonderful suggestion broda




A15 parry.."by God's grace"
Abeg hope say plenty Orijin and American Honey (jack daniels) go dey

Esssss!!! Erisegun, kingphillip, electrons and baby luci ya all noise makers am tryn 2 sleep here ahahah...
I will send u pple home oo

Ok am here again! Happy sunday all


And who be d cow wey dey complain about d party dem force u come, u no go sitdown 4 ur lane...Mr holy man mtcheww

Read my signature be4 u quote, if u no want wahala

dammyllare:
Tired of reading all d missing pages....u all didn't go out 2da?mehn...so tired now after reading all these pages
Good nite

Sorry bro! I told dem 2 stop derailing they wouldn't listen, hope u didn't miss out on important info's lyk d A15 parry!



Na dat one concern me

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mop4:
Broda if na play stop am ohoh

Na sister I be


And na play

Wat if dem talk say dem don move Nysc 2 march back







Or infact no more nysc

chrisbaba1:
My house can be your barracks ... lol berra siddon. Army ko, when fine girls don dey scarce for we township......

Ah no oo, d military is my passion! I gat join either navy or army buh military all d way