₦airaland Forum

kinibigdeal:
Why seun rewire So no other rewire name's you can pick on NL

no vex... make I use your own?

Etizz:
non happened to me...

then I doubt you are 100% Nigerian

Ivory Coast don join the League of bad news makers
They are welcome

HitlerIsBack:
and the friends that will come to borrow your car and then go and bash it

Very annoying oo. you won't even know what to say to them

PaperLace:
lols.
*Every morning you wake and see your car just where you packed it, you say a silent prayer. Thank God it wasn't stolen before day break.


This one dey pain o. In serious traffic, they'll just be gisting and you'll be doing all the work. Only for them to look up and still say you're not sharp, people just dey shadow you anyhow.
I'm like...oya comman come down

on top my own fuel oo

oyatmicah:
pls i wanna buy a car today bt i have just #20 right nw, oya start contributing.

u fit see car buy for #20 oo..


plastic or paper car

1. Owning a car makes you feel like you’re finally a real person . You can just go to places whenever you feel like it . You don’t need to ask anyone, or wait for a bus, or jump okada or walk. You can just drive there. In your own car.

2. You have a long list of new contacts in your phone. for example, Wale mechanic, Tunji panelbeater, Seun rewire

3. Cars are expensive . The gas, you were ready for. The payments, you budgeted for. But when you own a car, one day it will start doing something funny—and not funny ha-ha—and you’ll realize that it’s your problem, because it’s your car. When the mechanic calls to tell you what’s wrong and what it will cost to fix, you’ll realize that you’ve now entered a stage of life where large sums of money will suddenly and without warning be required to simply maintain your current standard of living.

4. You'll always want to go out even when there is no where to go to.

5. For the first few weeks or months or years, you will always drive with perpetual fear of LASTMA and Police even if your papers are okay. You know how they used to do - always finding invisible faults.

6. Your guys will always suggest somewhere to go just because there is a car. It will now comman be as if you are their driver..

7. You become a flirt or gigolo. Always dropping and picking different females. Different shapes and sizes and heights and colours.

8. You will start feeling bigger than you really are. You will begin to underrate some people because they use Legediz Benz.

Lalasticlala Add your own

I pray I get mine soon too..

hassrash:
Here is another clean toyota camry 2002/2003 landed to naija. this the real picture from cotonou with custom duty papers

how much would this cost me with full duty paid

INTROVERT:
SWEET.

baby where have u been

BumbleBee2ice:
Chai, pple nor dey 4get sontin o

each time wey I see him issue na that maid matter dey come my mind

Cutehector:
Lmao. People always looking for excuses. Tell me whether Jesus cared abt fashion when he was preaching

maybe you should study your bible properly

badaru1:
Do you operate illegally and still have license?

I tire oo..
when they were collecting money and giving license they did not know

where is that his unkempt maid

Beckyblanca:
how do you mean?

like I mean u sniffed shoemaker gum to put you in the mood for such a post

you may be high on shoemaker gum

na the fault of the hot shiit wey dey worry am

It's all business

asamaigho:
Say no to brutality of these pretty creatures

I loves you and and your friend for this.. NO HOMO

say no to snake brutality
lovely fascinating beautiful creatures they are

UncutSk:
harmless
JUST NEGODU!!!

they become harmful only when you intrude their habitat which is normal in every creature

THIS IS SHEER WICKEDNESSS, BARBARIC, ANIMAL CRUELTY AND INHUMANE..
THERE SHOULD BE LAWS AGAINST KILLING OF SUCH HARMLESS ANIMALS

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WilliamXII:
The Idea of a Camo is to hide you from enemies...If we would be sending our boys into the creeks can we at least provide them with proper gear.

#OrangeLifeJackets

I think they are still undergoing training

NO GUNSHOT(S) JUST MUSIC

I don't even understand why we need all of these officers. Are they really necessary or are we wasting money?

VIO will check your papers,
LASTMA will check your papers,
MOT will check your papers,
SOLDIERS will check your papers,
FRSC will check your papers,
our dear friend the POLICE will check your papers,

very soon LAWMA and AREA BOYS will start checking papers too

Bolustic:
At least, I am entitled to my opinion as a Nigerian. Are you an IPOD yoot?

sometimes you should keep your opinion to urself.. we should be seeking a way to reduce the level of hate in the country

Bolustic:
IPOD Yoots,

See the graceful woman beaming with joy in the the green white green Beerfra Nigeria jersey, she doesn't even look like she knows there is a fruitless and almost moribund struggle by one dilector in Kuje.

Be like Onye.

why do u hav to be the one to bring stupidity and tribalism into this thread

WONDERFUL!!!

la click la marry Sinaj

they are both good at what they do (did in the case of B)..
unreasonable comparison

very juicy afros..
I love juicy afros cos they are just juicy

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I was waiting for th topic to make front page b4 I comment and now that it has made front page, I have forgotten the comment I wanred to comment.