₦airaland Forum

Yobo34:
Kinda relates to a joke where d Aboki was caught bleeping a goat.. When they asked him why he did it he said.. "Oga Porget Fussy na Fussy"

jegz25:
and na desame aboki dey rule ur ass over and over again. People dey speak bad english from every tribe,so y make it a tribal issue? Shey b na everybody 4 ur villa sabi speak english

kingsfield:
Since u already know it's d work of a baba, y don't u go and do urs, or 're u allergic to good things?

ireneony:
Nice one...you go girl..
If only i have the guts to have date sugar daddy

Kdiva:

you people should continue killing them till none is left... I so hate snakes.

Orikinla:
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gudnex22:
Qυσтє мє αи∂ ∂ιє

Chosen1984:
I weep for our dear Nation!

We live in a country were false hood is publicized to the highest!

Blackboy2194:
It is well, soon, with God all things are possible, he will make a way where there seems to be no way.

TrapQueen77:
Uumm... I didn't say I'll be the one talking to u... We're discussing here in general... We're not talking about u and me I don't even know u.

TrapQueen77:
Aha.. U disagree but when she ask u to pay for some snacks with her friends ,u come up here and make threads why girls be like this eeehnn...

TrapQueen77:
-when she's with her friendz

ernesterioo:
chaiiiii, I no fit forget my bashing experience cha, I just finished Dads car,so I requested for the key from him to park it to the garage position,he didn't wanted to give me coz he said I am not perfect yet, I told it just to park car now, so I entered the car,Did the normal gear, I was struggling with the Steering coz I heard my dad shout outside saying ,turn the steering to the left,meanwhile my leg was on break, all of a sudden ,when I straighten my hand, the car moving didn't satisfied me, I didn't know the spirit that placed my leg on the accelerator,and bingo the car moved so fast and hitted the nearby shop close to the garage, u need to see shout from my dad, that 1.6milla, the shout brought pple within the neighborhood thinking someone died...
I thank God coz kids normally stay beside the shop , assuming they were there, I would have killed them, the car hitted the shop and stop it from moving..

since then, oooo, I no wash the car and I no step inside or not to talk of doing my normal phone charging..

I would never forget this day.....

Whizpeter:
[b]My first car bashing was a day of sadness and emotional breakdown...

I had just started driving (3 months experience), was still learning cos I hardly had time to practice..

My Uncle owns a company and I went to do my IT with him!!

On a particular saturday, one of the company vehicles broke down on the road, so me together with the manager of the company went with my Aunt's car (A toyota corolla 2004 model) to get a mechanic who would accompany us to where the vehicle broke down..

We successfully worked on the vehicle and it regained consciousness!!

The manager gave me key to go and turn the toyota in the opposite direction while he settles the mechanic so that we can start going, that's where wahala entered...


The street is a narrow one and was completely empty, I decided to drive into another street by the right and come out with a reverse!

The moment I turned my steering into the street, I saw another car facing me trying to come out from the street, I looked at my front and cars were everywhere, I was like when did all these cars reach here? I checked my rear mirror and saw an SUV some distance behind me, I decided to go back a little so that the other car can come out for me to enter (My mistake)

I didn't know that there was a toyota camry 2000 model exactly behind me that was at a blind spot from my rear mirror, I only saw the SUV.. I just put car in reverse, throttle and GBOSA!!! The guy's front bumper gave way!!

See insult of life!! Oga kept telling me that its because I can't buy a car, that's why I didn't value my Aunt's own and I can bash it how I like cos I don't know the worth!!

Insulted everything about me including family history and education sef!!

I felt sad that day.. He even sent the plate number of the car to one of his friends in the licensing office who gave him my Aunt's details and he swore he was going to call her to report my unruly behaviour...

I begged him more than I'd ever begged God sef and Oga was adamant oo!!

At a point I just called his bluff and entered the car to collect AC!!

It was our mechanic that helped him put his bumper in a manageable condition but it still needed respray!!

When he saw that I wasn't bulging, he just drove off!!!

After that day, I didn't touch car key for over a year, the next time I tried to drive, I had forgotten what P,R,N,D stands for!!! That one too is story for another day cos I drove a lexus SUV into a wall!!![/b]

kowema:
Strong head!, my kind of head!

adebrave1:
S.eun rewire that got me laughing......

I hope is not the S.eun I'm thinking?

sapientia:
That no 2 sha....
Na 10th hand the person buy?
People should pray never to have such contacts..
Service centre no is ok...

Emo101:
O Boy I Remeber When I Just Bought My Car Na Every Night I Dey Carry My Motor Battery Enter My House At Least It Will Make Me Believe Its Save...And The Fear Of Frsc.Vio.And Police Nearly Give Me Heart Attack..

Airoflaw:
he no get car

TerrorSquad147:
belgium 2010 Toyota corolla, 2000 Nissan pathfinder, for sale. Contact 09073378436

dumie:
You enjoy washing it yourself, that chore suddenly becomes your favorite routine