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KingRex1:
Ion think so but hope so. Nl has been stagnant for too long.

I believe Seun and Lalasticlala sure have that in their agenda. it's only a matter of time.

amuokuko:
Sack the moderators of politics section nd replace them with someone who Has an independent mind and detribalized...

Will you find a neutral person in Nigeria today? These days everybody has a political affiliation.

KingRex1:
U gave two important points OP. In addition, nl app should be a self reliant app, with IM options

IM options?
hmm.. hopefully we'll get there

If you were to suggest a modification on Nairaland what would it be. Something you want added or removed.
Maybe oga Seun will consider

Mine would be the possibility to change your moniker when you want to without having to open a new account. Majority of Nairalanders have more than one account.

Secondly, the possibility to see who liked my post or
profile picture.

What's yours?

beautiful232:
funny dude..

do you have big cassava

cause I'm in the other room waiting, I just left the kitchen

yes I do

Falz have join bad gang

I remember when that celestial prophet, whatever his name is, said that "Fayose will only spend 1year and 6 months in office".

Cone headed big boy

Rich Afonja

#OBO

#nohating oo

Nightie:
lolz. watz ya business?

I am interested

Jibrin come here.
How many of them did you take to the other room

ff

Nightie:
d first guy is cute... dey're all cute sha.

na cute you come here dey find?? u dey find husband

when Buhari made the comment Patience Jonathan be like..

Naija babes no fit gree make Cameroonian scam dem lai lai (no Mohammed). dem no reach.

is Cameroonian even an English word

RealestG:
a hoe is a farm implement , now i can't fucck it. Can I

when you remove the wooden handle, you'll see a hole. now you can use that hole to do wat so eva u like

RealestG:
bruh i read how to do it online.
Never practiced

Alright.. now define 'hoe'

RealestG:
buh bruh. I don't want to fvck a hoe! ..



I wanted to just uhrm start from the smooching, and make sure she Cums that first time, through fingering + mouth action , then maybe we go Cowgirl with me using a condom to prolong my release

how would you define 'hoe'

So you ar a professional plate licker

V indeed

you people should fuccckkiinn stop killing these creatures. why are humans so bloodthirsty

ibolomo:
there is no animal cruelty here, please read the article before commenting. The whale was washed up DEAD, probably died of natural causes. Take your campaign somewhere else.

live with it man

fareed69:
Did the story say that it was killed by people.

it's not just about this particular one bro

THUNDAR:
with all these skills you still gat no job? you must be jobless Bro!

u hav to know that there are many qualified people out there who don't have jobs while many under qualified people have good jobs. it's life plus the system

Ahmeduana:
DEAD ONES OR LIVING ONES?

both

THUNDAR:
with all these skills you still gat no job? you must be jobless Bro!

wtf

Tokziby:
This is what yoruba people call "Iyan ogun odun, o n gbona feli feli" - "Pounded yam of 20 years still dey hot". or in another format, "person wey shit dey quick forget where he shit but the person wey pack that shit with him hand can never forget"

na so

... or when this happens to you

igorekpengmail:
Spartoo,


More than half of these skills I strongly possess, a graduate of computer science, developed a cgp calculator. Developed a medsoft, a cbt app, a banking app, datadriven website etc, strong data analysis, problem solving from algorithm, flow chart, psuedocode. All access and mysql data backend.

Kindly assist me Bro, I gat no job.
I don't mind relocating(to Lagos)

I wish I could bro.

God will provide one for you .

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lalasticlala it's not a snake thread but it is insightful

aminho:
Oga in maiduguri during the peak of bokoharam Sas use to drive himself with out escorts..till today alot of governors in the north do that

it's a good one tho times have changed

make I hear say escorts no dey their back