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Brandnew2:
Oh mehn!

This is so confusing. I got myself clicking both at the same time.

dats d condition he's now

Mhizizzy:
Ifex370

I decided I was gon woo d first tym I saw it picture

U are so cute u got me feeling like I just found a diamond

Nd yes u are a diamond


Sooo precious

We are both still young.,..

Lets live out our dreams

Let me see u by my side wen I become a CEO

Letz AV cute babies

Lets hold our hands and climb d top togeda

Be my Jonathan let me be ur patience

Be my fela durotoye..let me be ur Tara durotoye

Love me like dere is no tomao cos we.are only Eva sure of today

Be my best friend

I love u very much

Be mine

biko, u follow dem reach house?

jacksparrow1207:
Ok sir. Im out already

tnk u sir, u can just view n enjoy
d decorum is nided

now 6 like 3 share
d food is meetin up d as$

Speakdatruth:
dis gonna be interestin
lets help truckpusher

FOOD versus AS$
if u're for AS$, click LIKE
if u're for FOOD click SHARE

oahray, u can close yo eyes o

jacksparrow1207:
To be sincere, did u nt enjoy last night version? Her news and update contributed 60% of the fun #myOpinion

bro, not nided now, since we gat a show runnin already

so far, 6 like 2 share

Speakdatruth:
dis gonna be interestin
lets help truckpusher

FOOD versus AS$
if u're for AS$, click LIKE
if u're for FOOD click SHARE

well, we believe d truckpusher has got his mind
ds just a survey

skywalker888:
I love you my prince, I adore you, I cherish you and I sincerely LOVE YOU

My heart beats in fear each time you quote me and I always wish I could know more of you. I love you to the extent that I can't stop staring at your profile picture by intervals

Tosin you are loving, you bring joy to my heart each time I think about you.

I LOVE YOU TOSYN2EMUCH

Cc: Naijaboiy

is dis d intro?
#justaskin

mytime24:
no b only g-wangon, na E-wagon


Person wen no get keke tyre won give E-wagon

WTF?? ??

chibwike:
without good food..the ass wont look nourished.

u kiddin me?
dat small poll tells it all dude
go n check it

thumbs up to all you girls wooing 2night
it takes alot to do extra duties sumtyms

Oahray:
don't influence the judge jor

lol
he's got a mind of his own i believe

Harbosede02:
hmmmmmmm

for a mins dia i tot u were tellin us a story abt him

dis gonna be interestin
lets help truckpusher

FOOD versus AS$
if u're for AS$, click LIKE
if u're for FOOD click SHARE

Oahray:
tough choice, even for me. Who wouldn't like to look at something nice while eating something nice?

and not dat d as$ can't cook or d cook got no as$

Oahray:
my guy don confuse

he shud
in d words of naijaboiy
he picks d as$ and losses d cook or he picks d cook and losses d as$

Oahray:
yes you are

But seriously, that's the stuff great memes are made of. I'd call it Quotus Epicularis (epic quote). I barely remember anything before it. No be my fault baba

i grab, d as$ tin can be hypnotizing
i understand ur confession
dat was sum epic line

Oahray:
Someone should compile a book of Nairaland wooing contest quotes.

"My ass is yours for keeps" has to be in it o

hahaha another ediot

naijaboiy:
Naso na

i fear u o

naijaboiy:
Take your time sire

It's either you want the àss or the good cook

hahaha ediot

Truckpusher:
Damn ! I'm confused .

dem don start o

cherryice:
Hi Truckpusher, I'm really not too good at this but I just manage just to let you know I feel about you for a longtime here..
I never knew I would ever fall inlove with someone just on the internet but you cancelled that doubts..
I wanted you all to myself when I entered this competition but when another lady came up to compete with me for your love, made me realise how special you are not just to me but to everyone even when I wanted to back out of the contest, the thought of losing you to her almost killed me so I decided to stay put to fight for my happiness..

Words might be enough to let you know how I feel but I'll have to just do this because this is only an avenue to show you what's been lingering on my mind for a while..
Sweetness, everything about you makes me smile. Your funny posts, the smile on your profile brightens up my bad mood.
I wanna be that person you wake up with that smile
I wanna be that person you would turn to people and tell
" There she is"
I wanna be the mother of your girls
I want you to be the father of my sons
I want to you to be my everything.
I really dont know how to do epistles but I hope with these few words of mine, you would give me a chance of loving you..
I love you, sweetness..
MY ASSS IS YOURS FOR KEEPS..









cc naijaboiy

reminds me of those day when i hear my siblings debating in school

odikwa serious biznes di start

Tashaamania:
Presnt
Go Luxanne!
Truckpusher will definitely bring his two wooers home to come n meet me!

dats 3some
is dat allowed in d show?

make i kukuma watch
*palm under jaw*

cutieberie1:
no sir

ok den
will u woo me?

stephenqueen:
Your case dey court

ahah, 4 askin an innocent ques?

OLADD:
Your entire family are idiots. I have told you to quote me post-March 28.

typical of a saTANist

Oahray:
em... No. I don't have female friends around here. I'm new

yeah, GEJ can speak spanish

cutieberie1:
d wooin sud hav started by nw..??

na u be host?

naijaboiy:
Please can you just do a quickie of the intro. Please.

we do dat in d show too?

Oahray:
You're welcome sir

yes boss
una no go get chics 2woo me?

OLADD:
You are sick. What has your education got to do with been wise. If you think APC has not lost ground due to the postponement, you must be daft. Call me any name if Buhari/APC wins next week.

and let this post be a witness. u will be so ashamed of ur idiocy