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HFOG:
Great idea. How's your personal devotion this morning? Anything you mind to share?
Cc LordReed, Specialist900

I'm just seeing this o

MizMyColi:
Time to retire for the night. Sleep well
Good Night House and Fam. Thanks for the company.

hope you're felling better now.

Sleep well

kaboninc:
Hmmmmmm

*i didn't see this*

better begin face lagoon o. We no call your name here o

Beamborla:
Ah! I know Omu aran.

I don't know Iye-Ekiti. I was asking to know if you passed through my home town. Usi-Ekiti

is usi under ido - osi LGA ? I know ido sha. We used to hold programs back then as corpers at ekiti purapo or whatever it's called secondary school at ido.

I served at iloro (ijero LGA)

kaboninc:
Women makes the world go around my dear.
Without women....we're like a bamboo tree.
Right HFOG?

I'm not fully with you on this

agabaI23:
which kain style? You no say when the elders don finish to advise boys on wetin abf them refuse, elder go sidon for back seat watch them selfdistruct. It is happening,.......

proverbs still dey work for this 21st century?


Nothing dey self distruct o

MizMyColi:

Lmao. See coinage.

Abeg leave hfog o

MizMyColi:
This is getting serious o.
Or is this an extreme joke?

I will take Specialist by his word till proven otherwise.

*Gives her a deep hug* you've earned for yourself a bottle of coke

Whynotthetruth:
I dey find their trouble when I no fit explain wetin they go speak for police station...I sabi my size bro

No go do the one police go throw you for cell cos them confuse am with grammar o. You've been warned

MizMyColi:
Okay
I guess HFOG was mistaken.

most definitely. She wan spoil our blues with her reggae

Whynotthetruth:
Lmao

If they have someone as TheSonofMark as brother-in-law...Walahi!!! they will beget another search engine that will trounce Google

those people I give them their way o

HFOG:
Pls shut your trap. Why is it so hard for mouth-smelling culprits to own up. *moves away*

you mean to say the rat the trap caught is dead and smelly?.

HFOG:
Anu e se mi

anu mi se e

HFOG:
Specialist has backslid. He's turn polygamous and flirtatous. :-(
How've you been sir? You know I've missed you.

you want his mind to cut ni. Allow him drink water first na

LordReed:
What's the emergency?

big brother it wasn't an emergency. It was false alarm


How you dey?

Whynotthetruth:
I wish there's still opportunity for you to marry another babe...I will sell my allll to make sure it is mizmycoli...

I am sure if both of you marry and mate...una go born dictionary, encyclopedia, textbooks etc as kids


As for Sarah...her heart has been contaminated with APC virus....I wonder where to see the anti-virus otherwise she's heading to Osun state

add Wikipedia to the list

*falls from a coin*

MizMyColi:
Ma'am.
I don't understand you again o.

I am the only bachelorette in the house, and a fine young man seems piqued at me...

Are you saying Specialist900 is married or betrothed?

Barca is slaying some e-demons in Pol section.
He gave me a few days work leave.

lemme defend myself here. I'm neither married nor betrothed

Beamborla:
Awwwww...

So you still in Kwara state?
Where in Kwara if I may ask...


And did you pass through Ido-Ekiti to Kwara?

I'm back in abuja. I passed through iye-ekiti


I went to omu-aran

kaboninc:
Parryy?

Wey HFOG wan keee me for here?

I gave Specialist900 what I got for you. Hasn't he given you? I thought he drove down to meet you.

remember they were perishables. It spoilt since I didn't find her

MizMyColi:
palm tree or bamboo tree?
Make your pick, I will arrange for a smooth fall, a memorable one...

Abeg, no involve her for your falling. Her bones no strong reach your own

kaboninc:
Your life has never been the same.

you've said it. But I'm still better than you

HFOG:
You're so unrepentant. This conversation is over Mr. till you bring forth fruits meet for repentance

do you mean I can now come with kola and gin? So soon?

kaboninc:
Hahahaha.
I had a heart break. So I forgot some documents.
Lol.

I just knew it must be woman related. See your life outside

HFOG:
*covers my nostrils* Someone's breath's stinking

smell? Who cooked beans?

HFOG:
To cover your flirtatous and polygamous tracks.

there's no track to begin with. I'm neither a racer nor a sprinter

kaboninc:
I can see you did enjoy it..
I go open office for ya head soon.

we still be 5 and 6 o

HFOG:
You will soon be banned from quoting me you polygamist!

I never know you've been promoted to the office of mod o. Now I'll quote you partially

MizMyColi:
What are the perks.
What's in it for me?

I've got your best interest at heart. Trust me and the packages I have prepared for you

HFOG:
Mai we hear word abeg. Are you any better?

I know I am. Even he knows it

HFOG:
Self delusion is a choice.

how can i delude myself na

HFOG:
You no dey hear word ba? Na stubborn fly dey follow corpse enter coffin oh. No use that polygamous mouth mention my baby's name again. I don talk my own

this your baby don become woman o. The earlier you realise the better o

HFOG:
Never knew she's still yours. Thought specialist had taken her by fire by force

tell him. His English has no power over her again