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kaboninc:
Specialist900, you need to step up your game oh. If you're seriously considering ABeamborla, please man up and propose nau.

I'll rally around to organise the trad as Chairman Organising Committee - FREE OF CHARGE!

HFOG don yab [s]us[/] you too much abeg.

She has to know that we're a honourable!

why then did you think I drove through pot hole infested road to ekiti if not for her. I've manned up long ago

Beamborla:
Sweetheart, I never said I was traveling. I only said that I would be away for a while


So sorry, dear

na wa o. Meaning I'll have to make the journey again

kaboninc:
but am single nau.

Besides, flirting is when you have a partner...and I don't have any. But Specialist900 has more than one!

must you always use me as alibi.?

HFOG:
Even a blind person would see your persistence in being black despite my efforts to redeem you. SMH

you've successfully redeemed me na. No wonder my new habit of caring

HFOG:
All liars...(online and offline)

*my hands in the air* why shall I lie

kaboninc:
The influence of Specialist on me or my influence on him?

I've really turned him around oh.

hehehe. Since you ran into my life ehn.?

HFOG:
Feel free, sweets. Only beware of Kaboninc. He spreads his venom via wild parties.

I so enjoyed this quote.



Hulala *i need a bottle of coke *

kaboninc:
We're on holidays oh. I went to get some documents.

as you dey think of numerous women how you no go forget document. What a pity

agabaI23:
lol, I dey my Bros. How your side?

I full ground o. This kind style you use take seat for our house. Na wa o

HFOG:
Small small oga. No make her specialist catch you o

for once you've stood by me.


*dancing and singing*

HFOG:
Birds of a feather flock together. I see specialist's influence. SMH

my name must just be mentioned where kaboninc is. Na wa o. I go need change sobriquet soon o

HFOG:
Seems you've not realized that her name's too precious to proceed out of that flirty mouth of yours. Msheeew

na wa o. My tracey again o. Kaboninc ! See what you've caused

MizMyColi:
On one condition, that I be glued permanently to the seat

I see the real reason behind this post. You want to condemn the seat right? More expenses for me

But we could negotiate further o, a temporal glue will do it for us. How do you see it?

kaboninc:
Oh sweerry.

Welcome dear. How is Ekiti?

I organised a parrry here. You were missed. Specialist900 was just being displaying infidelity....

How was your trip?

Is it that there was no network in Ekiti?

you sef follow among people wey dey slander me abi

HFOG:
You need deliverance for real. Bishop Bejeria101 and big brother LordReed please we have an emergency.

see me o. My people are with me on this

HFOG:
Please and please gentlemen (polygamous bachelors) leave my baby outta your yeye runs else...

na wa o. They just must paint us black

Beamborla:
What I do, honey

all the junction for ekiti na so i dey stop dey find you sotey I lodge for ekiti yesterday

MizMyColi:
Let's just say I'm an Owliver Twist

I could offer you that front seat we talked about too

Beamborla:
Evening, guys
plenty mentions... couldn't even read all my mentions.
I missed you all.

you abi? I dey quarrel with you

Cecediva:
who? Who is the rival?

you don't want to know dear. Get dictionary by your side then she'll face you

kaboninc:
The day dey go fine oh. I go office sef. Just returning.


Tracey dey do nyanga for me oh. So I port go network wey go give me quality service.

wait o, your office no just fit close eyes give una today join holiday. Na wa o

MizMyColi:
Heu!
Show some romanticness na
Which one kon be agbo jedi.

*in my hamerican hackcent vois*
Talk of flowers, choclit, an asprin, more flowers, more choclit, mooorree aspirin....
You catch my drift?

ah ha! See the place of aspirin sef. Now I can tell what's really wrong with you

Hope you've got space for 1 truck of rose flower. I've just placed order on ebay for the choco milo brand you love


Am I now romantix enough?

kaboninc:
The day dey go fine oh. I go office sef. Just returning.


Tracey dey do nyanga for me oh. So I port go network wey go give me quality service.

that I left tracey for you didn't mean you should port from her

MizMyColi:

I don't feel too well
Just woke from a long siesta

wow! So sad to hear that. Should I courier agbo jedi to your through chisco?

Cecediva:
smh!

I'm giving you heads up. You're shaking your head.


I just helped Your main rival discover her fighting instinct today o

Kaboninc my friend and brother. How the day?

And, i no like as you take port from tracey o

Cecediva:
what are you doing here?

one of dearpreye wives don find am come o. Breeze don blow, fowl.............

dearpreye:
You dey my mind? .....
Quit making cases. Just share the money....

I read minds
No dey mention money anyhow o. Robbers could be lurking around

dearpreye:
Social trip? What am I thinking?

don't bother, you're not thinking

My dear luxanne, the third lady close to my heart after Beamborla and mizmycoli *in no particular order*

Happy birthday dear. May your days be long. People your age still dey cut cake o


Did i just leave out my tracey? No way. She knows her position

dearpreye:
The proceeds are intangible shaaa......

Let's start with yours.

I never went on a biz trip. Twas social trip. You don't get proceeds rather you spend proceeds

agabaI23:
It was an innocent kweshon sir

my answer too wasn't guilty


How you dey bro