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Business / Re: Payoneer Dollar: Need Help Please by specialson11: 3:13pm On Sep 18, 2018
Wendland:

It's going thru try again or drop your number
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Quoting you
Business / Re: Payoneer Dollar: Need Help Please by specialson11: 2:38pm On Sep 18, 2018
Wendland:

I can help u fund your Payoneer account but i can't leave my office and start coming to Ikeja. If u can come to my Office at Idumota, den we can deal. Or if u are okay with escrow here, den no need for the unnecessary journey. Let me know whatever u decide
I tried to reach you on whatspp/ call not going through
Business / Re: Payoneer Dollar: Need Help Please by specialson11: 1:43pm On Sep 18, 2018
buchisco:
How much do you want
250 for a start!
Business / Payoneer Dollar: Need Help Please by specialson11: 1:57pm On Sep 17, 2018
I want to fund my payoneer card. Looking for someone around Ikeja axis I can meet up for instant transfer!
Career / Re: How Depressed Do You Feel At Your Place Of Work? by specialson11: 1:48pm On Sep 17, 2018
Offpoint:

I've done that twice, the azzhole was freezing and hanging on me.

Offpoint, Offpoint, Offpoint.
How many time I call you?
Yeah three times.

One day you go make us proud. Try work as a P.A to one most hated president or governor... cheesy you know what I mean wink
Travel / Re: Traveling To AUSTRIA – My Experience On A Virgin Passport! by specialson11: 10:41am On Aug 10, 2018
kenevision:
Sorry for the delay guys sad

So I was able to locate my boarding gate and queued up for boarding when it was time. We passed through the necessary checks and lined up to enter the plane. We were directed through a narrow tube that kept winding left and right and would bounce you up with every step. It felt good, I felt good too.

Then we came to a door where two white female KLM crew stood smiling at every one and muttering some word I could not hear from afar. But by the movement of their hands, I could tell they were directing people somewhere. But where? Perhaps the final stop and search point. But I thought we have done all the necessary checks? These oyibo people too dey suspect blacks sha. Little did I know sad

It was now my turn, standing right on the door that seemed to be vibrating from underneath, I could not make out the nature of the cozy environment I just found myself in. Perhaps this is a scanning machine about to scan us for weapons shocked I was still lost in my world of imaginations when the lady demanded for my boarding pass. She looked at it and motioned me to the next door. Two steps through the door and the reality hit me. This is an airplane shocked I mean AIR GODAMN PLANE! The first couch (if that is the right word) was almost filled up, as my seat number falls in the second.

Then that claustrophobic feeling started setting in on me. And with each step I took, I felt as if I was going into a tunnel of no return. I wanted to turn back and leave, at least to set my eyes on the starry sky one more time, if not the last time. But the long queue of passengers pushing through behind me only forced me to go forward. I have been desiring this moment all my life and the moment is right here. Guess I wasn't prepared psychologically.

I located my seat and sat, and immediately went into the mood of prayer. A second later a woman touches me and with an American accent said am seating on her seat. She was gentle. She was calm. Short of words, I handed her my boarding pass, she then told me that the next seat in the middle is where I should sit. Right next to her. I adjusted. And so the frenetic movements of passengers continued until everyone was settled on his/her seat.

A female crew passed by my side and perhaps noticed me handling with my phone camera. She offered to take a picture of me and I obliged. She asked if could help me with anything else. Fly the damn plane to Holland and set me free , I muttered under my breath.

Moments later, a voice from the cockpit started speaking and I could barely pick out few words. Perhaps, Pilots are trained to fly and not to talk. Same way doctors are trained to cure and not to write. Good luck trying to decode a prescription written by a doctor angry Then I heard something like drop in air pressure, oxygen, in case of emergency evacuation, emergency exit , I prayed even more, hoping it will not be my portion sad At least none of my village people is aware of my travel grin

We were all set for take-off. The cabin crew did their job and prepared everyone for take off. The pilot fired up the engine, sped on the run way and up we went into the sky. Few seconds after take off, I felt the plane falling backwards, a feeling I would get in my subsequent flights. I am yet to understand why that happens. Up and up into the sky we went, on our way to Holland.

Explorers
justwise
Ugosample


As you come reach Holland nko.. The story no go end dia you go continue as you dey land. Even reach ya house get job. Meet babi and how you see life for there

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Education / Re: RCCG Donates To 7 Schools In Ibadan by specialson11: 7:36am On Jul 26, 2018
Luciferhimself:


Keep me out of your childish insults, I'm father to no human

THIS LUCIFERHIMSELF IS VERY FUNNY
grin

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Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore Harassed At Abuja Airport For Filming (Video) by specialson11: 2:50pm On Jul 25, 2018
SIMPLE BEEF FROM ANOTHER POLOTICAL , OLOTICA , POLITRICAL,


Shit I can't spell this right
Who can help me
cry cry cry cry abeg

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Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore Harassed At Abuja Airport For Filming (Video) by specialson11: 2:49pm On Jul 25, 2018
SIMPLE BEEF FROM ANOTHER POLOTICAL , OLOTICA , POLITRICAL,


Shit I can't spell this right
Who can help me
cry cry cry cry

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Properties / One Plot Of Uncompleted Building FOR SALE Iyana Ilogbo Abeokuta by specialson11: 3:18pm On Jul 23, 2018
Meet the real owner. No agent commission. It could be converted to suit your plan.
The location is around Ogun state. Right in the open.
Meet with the owner this week.
See pictures
Asking price: 3.8 million
Contact: 0706 058 9205

Crime / Re: Ambrose Alli University Student "Ties Roommates' Destinies" Over Missing Money by specialson11: 12:14pm On Jul 23, 2018
Both of them are too stupid.
The other tying destinies for 1500
And she cannot boost her own destiny with the charm not to wail over 1500.

The other have spiritual communication to search people's bag when they are away from the room

Celebrities / Re: 2face, Toke Makinwa, Annie Idibia And Toyin Abraham, IK Ogbonna Fun Photos by specialson11: 10:02pm On Jun 30, 2018
Diso60090:




Oya collect one slap for my care come back and ask for more spend it for no reason

Bros you too nice. Keep am in a chiller for the perfect glutton. grin
Celebrities / Re: 2face, Toke Makinwa, Annie Idibia And Toyin Abraham, IK Ogbonna Fun Photos by specialson11: 9:10pm On Jun 30, 2018
Diso60090:





Bro i understand your pain try and hustle hard


Beans head

You made my day... Can't stop laffn at your comment
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Being Educated Brought The Biggest Shame Of My Life by specialson11: 8:54pm On Jun 05, 2017


That's how funny things can be. Like previously said by a fellow NL EVERYBODY GOT A GAW DROPPING TALE TO TELL..
Computers / How To Fix Laptop Hardware Issues At Ease. by specialson11: 7:04am On Jun 05, 2017
My grandpa once said the moment you know your challenge, the more focus you would be at resolving it.
Nowadays everyone owns a laptop. And its a must in every home.

Like every electronic they sometimes develop fault when we need them most. Then there is need to diagnose (like the doctors would say) but computer engineers would say troubleshoot. After that the challenging aspect for most people is fixing the problem especially when the problem is on board. Well, for the next one month I will be offer a free webiner on whatsapp 0.7.0.3.9.7.0,6,4,0,5. On how most issues can be solved and if you feel you need help with my services then you can bring it to our office at Ikeja, also we offer home service ( but charges applied). You can also contact to get laptops at cheapest rate.

Business / Group.. by specialson11: 4:42pm On Jun 02, 2017
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Business / Re: See What Happened To A Man Who Went To Withdraw Money From Gtbank ATM (Photos) by specialson11: 9:24pm On Jun 01, 2017
well, despite the fact that ATMs had made banking very easy.. these are some of the demerit only we the customers bear the loss.
not too long, last two months precisely. o withdrew from an ATM inside ikeja computer village. I just picket the money because I believe the machine would not cheat since its not 9ja made. went home and after spending the cash to the last 1k, no body would collect the note from me.. the excuse which was visible was that there was a hole that could contain a toothbrush.. bkos the money was mine to spend I argue with everybody that declined the money... long story short, went to the bank and complained...
I started speaking grammar not knowing that bankers are trained grammarians,
hello, I said "yesterday I withdrew from your ATM, and certain amount was paid according to my request, but I figured when I got home, your robot out there had paid me defunct cash, as the civilised citizen couldn't accepted it, not bkos it was a counterfeit but because the money has a hole in it.. here is the note"

she took it from me and smiled
I was relieved that my grammar construction had worked
she then said
"ALL YOU JUST SAID IS NOT TENABLE"
"how will I know if this note is from our bank, why didn't you shoe it to the security before you went away?
then my Adrenaline went up and
" na your ATM pay me thus money which kind package be this.. you mean say make I no trust una machine again, madam...

she said " I would just give you another one from my purse"

I went home that day with a change orientation

now even though there are 12459 people waiting on the queue for an ATM.. I would count my money and check well before leaving even if na 1million I wan collect..!

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Crime / Re: Uniosun Student Brags About Raping A Girl And Enjoying It by specialson11: 1:36am On Apr 29, 2017
LatestAmebo:
This young man's FB update was sensitive enough to draw the needed attention. He raped a girl and apparently enjoyed it. See post below


Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/04/uniosun-student-brags-about-raping-girl.html





whistle blower... come see one hear...lol e dey here
Politics / Re: Photos: Ambode And Sir Shina Peters At Opening Of 2016 One Lagos Fiesta by specialson11: 11:24am On Dec 25, 2016
londonrivals:
Governor Ambode, Hon. Speaker Obasa, Sir Shina Peters and other dignitaries at Agege centre for the official opening of the 2016 ONE LAGOS FIESTA and NOT Epe centre as earlier stated.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/12/photos-ambode-and-sir-shina-peters-at.html

cc: lalasticlala mynd44

ambode . . . this man is breaking records.
Literature / Re: Me, You, And Them: Book 3 (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by specialson11: 9:31am On Nov 19, 2016
kayo80:
Chapter 9

It felt good having his hands under the dryer. It always gave Tony that sweet feeling he got whenever he was getting a haircut, when he got a massage, or when he was doing that thing with Judith in the other room. He chuckled and moved aside when he noticed someone was waiting behind him to use the dryer.

The event center was built in a way that you had to come out of the hall to the car park and walk to the back of the building to get to the restroom. He shook his hands here and there to get his watch and bangle in place, and as he took the left turn heading to the hall entrance, he bumped into a lady in red. “Oh, sorry.” He said and let go of her elbows that he had grabbed out of shock. He noticed she was the one that had been staring at him.
“Hi?” She said as she looked Tony straight in the eye. From her voice, Tony knew she wasn’t one of the fakers. “My name is Toyin.” She said with an outstretched hand.
“He shook her hand and said.” I’m...”
“I know who you are.” She said, cutting Tony off.
“Oh, really.” Tony said slowly. He was a bit tipsy and his guard was down. He decided to flirt with the girl a little. Her whole body was like a ripe apple waiting to be plucked.
“Your book is about your life, right?” She said with a straight face.
Tony didn’t see that coming. “What?” He blurted and coughed.
She smiled and adjusted her blouse so that a larger portion of her upper body was visible. “I knew it.”
“Knew what?” Tony said. If his sexual urge was a balloon, it just got popped. He hated the fact that someone had figured him out.
“You are the Richard character in your book. I knew you would be attracted to me, because I am the kind of girl Richard would like.” She said and pushed up her boobs.
Tony looked around to be sure no one was looking. He felt awkward right now. He was looking for the best way to dispose the girl, but he also wanted to know what she was getting at.
“I just want to know who Rosaline is.”
Tony swallowed spit before saying, “Why?”
The smile disappeared replaced by an expressionless face. She was about to say something when Tony saw her gaze shift to something behind him. Before he could turn around, he heard a familiar voice say, “Hello?” Judith greeted the girl with a smile as she held Tony from behind. “Sorry.” She said before whispering something in Tony’s ears. As he listened, Tony’s eyes were on the girl and he saw how her expression went from a smile, to a frown, and then back to a smile in a matter of seconds.
“I better get back inside.” The mysterious girl said as she cat-walked past Judith and Tony.
They both smiled at her without saying anything. After she got out of sight, Judith said, “We need to leave this party right now, I am bored to death.” She said and dragged Tony along. He was surprised she didn’t ask about the girl.
“Wait! What of Sam?” Tony said as he stopped in his tracks and looked sideways at Judith. Someone tapped him and he was faced with a camera when he turned around. The man behind the camera had his index finger on his lips. “Oh!” Tony exclaimed and moved along with Judith. He stopped again and looked at Judith, “Have you agreed to go for Jide’s party?”
“Yea…I am in the mood for some dancing right now.”

………………..

A nostalgic feeling crept through his whole system. He was sure Judith felt the same way. The look on her face was like a little girl in an ice cream shop. He placed his right hand on her lap and she grabbed it. It was like they were communicating without speaking.
Judith was shocked at how very little had changed on their old street. Sure, a few houses had been bought over and renovated, but the gate was still always half closed at the entrance of the street, some house still had the same low fences they had 13 years ago, some house were even the same color she remembered them with, and there was still a compound bar in one of the houses down the street.
“O my God!” She said with a gasp.
“I know, right.” Tony said as he smiled at Judith. Two guys were crossing the street and they moved hurriedly when they saw the car Tony was driving getting closer to them. Tony revved up the engine and almost hit one of them till he jumped out of the way. He parked on the other side of the house and jumped out of the car. The guy that was almost hit with the BMW walked slowly towards Tony and once he was close enough to know who it was, shouted out, and ran into the building he and his friend had earlier emerged from.
The other guy walked towards Tony, trying to make out who it was with the blinding headlights of the car as dusk set in. He started a slow laugh as he approached Tony. “You fucking did it. Tony fucking did it.” The chubby guy said in a loud voice as he lifted Tony off the ground. When he dropped Tony, the other guy came back out of the building, still screaming as he ran down the street.
Judith got out of the car smiling. The chubby guy looked her way and started laughing. “Oh my God! This is a freaking Kodak moment…You brought Judith with you?” He said and Judith walked into his arms. “It’s been a while Jide.” Judith said.
“Sam, start rolling.” Tony shouted out to a guy in the Toyota Camry behind him.
“Oh, you brought your camera crew? Nice! Let’s get into the party.” Jide said and led them to the party.

Jide said and led them to the party.

"as they entered into the hall they danced till their legs became too weak to carry their heavy stomach stock with alcohol


and that the end of the story"

sorry oga author... my brain GATS to complete the story

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Literature / Re: Blood & Water (A Short Story By Kayode Odusanya) by specialson11: 2:43am On Nov 13, 2016
nice work brother

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Literature / Re: 4 Dead (Flash Fiction Story By Kayode Odusanya) by specialson11: 2:04am On Nov 13, 2016
plenty applause for this write up

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Literature / Re: Me, You, And Them: Book 3 (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by specialson11: 10:41pm On Nov 12, 2016
kayo80:
All the books in this series have 10 chapters, but this being the last and concluding book, it will have 12 chapters. I will post chapter 8 on or before 4pm. And I will post the last 4 chapters this way- a chapter a day from tomorrow.

While you wait, you can check out my other books/stories...

Flash fiction- https://www.nairaland.com/3282359/4-dead-flash-fiction-story

Short story- https://www.nairaland.com/3285069/blood-water-short-story-kayode

Novel- https://www.nairaland.com/3246464/world-3-women-romance-suspense


now you are talking.
o owe you 20naira groundnut and roasted plantain...

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Literature / Re: Me, You, And Them: Book 3 (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by specialson11: 12:06am On Nov 12, 2016
kayo80:


Thanks for all the ginger and motivation. I would really just love to sit down and finish the book one time, but it really takes me like a whole day to write a chapter, and you know how Nigeria is right now...Time is money.


its been a while na... abeg post something ... my brain is already writing its own version of the story..

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Literature / Re: Me, You, And Them: Book 3 (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by specialson11: 2:21pm On Nov 09, 2016
you got your self an oliver twixt. I want more brother

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Literature / Re: Me, You, And Them: Book 3 (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by specialson11: 10:36pm On Nov 08, 2016
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its almost 11 pm ooo...


I can't wait my feet are taping...


Bros I don't care if you climb and sit on kanji dam for electricity or steal a network mast for better network

I must read from you ...

abeg..abeg.. bikonu

na beg I dey beg

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Literature / Re: Me, You, And Them: Book 3 (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by specialson11: 8:01pm On Nov 08, 2016
bros post this story na.... I av been refreshing this page 4times per hour today

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Literature / Re: Me, You, And Them: Book 3 (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by specialson11: 8:15pm On Nov 07, 2016
angry sad sad
kayo80:


Thanks. Hope you read from the first book?

Nepa is really messing up here, so I can't put up the next chapter till Tuesday night. Thanks to all the fans of this series.
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kayo80:


Thanks. Hope you read from the first book?

Nepa is really messing up here, so I can't put up the next chapter till Tuesday night. Thanks to all the fans of this series.
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kayo80:


Thanks. Hope you read from the first book?

Nepa is really messing up here, so I can't put up the next chapter till Tuesday night. Thanks to all the fans of this series.
I don't get angry easily but am always offended.. when my neighbour serve me food wants me to wait till eternity before I can eat the food.

can't wait till Tues day night

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