this iz exactly he reason why i do not wanna get married, women bickering!!!!! it is sooooo frustrating, ya'll think it's all 'bout your bloody selves eh, puh!!!!

bros yies, i hailz o!!!! whish onez na, noe be say i wan show myself, but ehn as una dey ginger me ginger me wit all una washin for yonder ehn, make una come gorund yansh for area make una undastand say nuttin dey wier, !!!
too mush jo,

awww gosh!!!

u gotta be kiddin me!!

YOUWCH, !!!!!!
OMINA! OMINA! OMINA!!
AWWWWW MAN,

@jakumo

what tha heck are u talkin about eh man,

hey i'm available, but u only get one day'z fun, i don even wanna dream about ya the next day, 'ceptu'rworth it of course,

, abeg, who be eve, ?

ol boi, when did they do the first test or interview or whatever it is they do,
how in the world's name can we apply, guy help a brother out na,
i just hear ppl say they've gone thru the first interview, bops make una dey let us know when they do the tests,

well personally, i gat issues wiv naija home videos, it's cos they got a number of things wrong wiv em. i don't think, these directors en actors, do research on their films en characters, that's why we get a fat ass woman tryin to be an assasin, en stuffs like that. it's a horrible sight!!!!
they just wake up, decide to make a movie with a whack storyline en call the next hottest actor/actress to act. en that's why we can watch a movie where a guy en a girl are lovers, then watch anoda movie, where they are mother en son. it's soooooo lame,
CGI, don't even go there now, cos we're still lightyears behind, but that don't stop us from makin beautiful movies, pleasin to watch, original naija, en a whole lot more. No more copycats, i mean i watched a movie some days back,en they were tryin to copy the laser dodgin scene in sean connery's entrapment, with some thin red ropes, en something reddish on the wall acting as the laser lines en switch respectively. Imagine!!!!! It was a sight to puke at for movie bufffs like me.
En then, there's budget issues, Gosh, u hear the amount spent on a movie, en u start havin headaches, then worry about how the heck that movie's supposed to look like. it's annoyin. makin movies is expensive stuff, en they beta know that. i don't mean gettintthe flashiest rides en houses, that don't show naija at all. but u spend moni on what u'r supposed to spend it on, well.
We've gone past the days of "Nneka the pretty serpernt", "living in bondage" en stuffs like "agbara nla", en quiet frankly, we all tired of watchin the same ol, same ol! I am anywayz!
Maybe the fusion of yoruba en ibo movie industries might help a bit, cos i think those are where the real movies are made.
Big ups to mainframe pictures for movies like "thunderbolt" en the rest. we gotta see more of that.
these guys beta start doin their jobs right. research your movie, research your role, cos i mean that's why they're called professionals for chrissake, otherwise anyone can just jump into a scene en play the part.
Let em take a cue from the music industry, everyone's doin their thing, naija style, en r makin it!

neva fall in love. it is overrated!!!! trust me

i knew she was gonna die. then definately, she'd have known that she was gonna die. my question now is, why tha heck did she come back in da first place eh
you know, one of the greatest mystery of mankind is how people act against their their own self interest. well i feel real bad sha

ebonics,, u gotta be kiddin me!!!!!!!!

Well , like u said, 'nuff said,
Props to ya, Hola at ya homeboi eh, !!!!!!!!!

@khai khai
dude, u did well sayin NYSC is crap, en hell yeah, i agree wiv ya. IT IS CRAP,. en that's why u can sleep wiv 16 bitches en get away scot free,
but then like i said, ur culture has made ya narrow ur thinkin down to the barest minimum, en that's why u don't recognise a way of life when u see one, even if it hits ya smack in the face. shit,, u gonna be one those sorri ass dudes that hide behind the lame excuse called AIDS en STD's like bunch o' amateurs y'all r, heck how many chics have u ever shagged in ur sori ass life eh oh i'm sure u'r gonna say,now that that aint ur purpose, en u got more important things to do, en think about, but unfortunately, all men r born equal when it comes to the issue of sex,
yup, i do love sleepin around, en who doesn't, ?
go get laid dude, en stop whinin, u might even enjoy it, use ur condom sha,
en u just finished NYSC like two mths ago, like when the hell were u born??
shit

@whatnext
unfortunately for u, the answer is yes!!!! i am still with that girlfriend of mine. the bond is even stronger than before en i am happily employed thank you. she also had her fun, but we realised we were better off together.
i'm sure it's guys or dames like u i met along the line tryin to be soooo sanctimonious en shit.
i didn't grow up in this country, maybe that's why i have a diff. vew of this issue, but the problem is that the culture is too restricted for dudes to have fun, i mean, come on, this is the 21st century not some edwardian time,
live a little eh, u don't get ur life twice,

en oh, i also added it to my CV, en part of why i can get things done is cos of my looks.

that answer ur question

u know, when i first heard of the NYSC relationship splittin syndrome, it was from my girlfriend. I thot she was looking for an excuse to break up with me in the absence of none. Cos then, we were both graduates, waitin to be called up eh. Fast forward 3 months, en i thank cupid for that decision, cos i really don't know how i would have held mahself, wiv all dem ladies from all over in shorts en t shirts, reveallin what most of em toasters haven't even dreamt of seein. i slept wiv 16 girls thruout me 1 year stay in the north, 5 constant shag partners, en the fun part was that, these were chics wiv blokes somewhere, ha! En to eneryone, it's allpart of havin fun, in the absence of nuttin to do.
Let's face it, what do u expect to get, when u bring together a bunch of youths, for a year wiv nuttin to do 'cept for some lousy excuse of a job, yup, we got big brother all in our laps everybody 'cept this time, it's on a mega scale, en it's real,
NYSC, is the greatest reality TV on earth en there aint anybody around to even capture it, 'cept ourselves of course.
Don't blame me though, i just enjoyed the one year ride, i mean, 1 year IS a long time to wait for someone eh. Yup, it is really a 'YOUTH SERVICE" programme alright, let's keep the "SERVICE" up, haha.

u know, when i first heard of the NYSC relationship splittin syndrome, it was from my girlfriend. I thot she was looking for an excuse to break up with me in the absence of none. Cos then, we were both graduates, waitin to be called up eh. Fast forward 3 months, en i thank cupid for that decision, cos i really don't know how i would have held mahself, wiv all dem ladies from all over in shorts en t shirts, reveallin what most of em toasters haven't even dreamt of seein. i slept wiv 16 girls thruout me 1 year stay in the north, 5 constant shag partners, en the fun part was that, these were chics wiv blokes somewhere, ha! En to eneryone, it's allpart of havin fun, in the absence of nuttin to do.
Let's face it, what do u expect to get, when u ptu a bunch of youths in one place, for a year wiv nuttin to do 'cept for some lousy excuse of a job, yup, we got big brother all in our laps everybody 'cept this time, it's on a mega scale, en it's real,
NYSC, is the greatest reality TV on earth en there aint anybody around to even capture it, 'cept ourselves of course.
Don't blame me though, i just enjoyed the one year ride, i mean, 1 year IS a long time to wait for someone eh. Yup, it is really a 'YOUTH SERVICE" programme alright, let's keep the "SERVICE" up, haha.

for mordern day women, tue indeed!!!!!!!!

duh, na today?

ya'll got issues,
like i care,

i stole the wake up bell en hid it, so we all had enuff time to sleep. i guess that was the best sleep we all had in our entire school history. neva was caught!!! neva will be,

u guys r bunch of wanksters ya know that!!!

Bristow pays 7million naira a year for entry level en u get to work for less than eight months a year en ya'l squabling like chickens over some dumb issue!!!!!

u get paid 30000 for any extra day u work, en visas to top countries in da world. well u get all that after signin a bond to work with them for five years after which u can leave.
, en oh, u also sign ur death warrant. d company takes noliability should in case u crash ur plane. yup u heard me forya'l who don't know. ya'll becoming pilots!!!!!!!
sounds like fun eh,
i just wanna know how to get into the damend place.
death warrants, flyin missions to the middle east, crashin planes, now that's what i call a cool job.

i want in!!!!!!ASAP

, en guys, stop showin ur dirty laundry here, its sooooo pathetic ya know.

Dude!!!!!!!!!! What you are doin is unprofessional. Haven't u ever heard of secrecy oath, or don't ur bank get u to do that? I'm just worried, cos i'm also a banker myself, in one of the most respectable banks in the country. En it saddens me to see when things like this get out so cheaply. En that is why we bankers have too much pressure on us from every angle. I mean, I can't even walk out of my house with a suit, en everyone starts starin. U wanna announce ur salary to the world, be my guest, but please do it in the privacy of people u know, at the least.
Anywayz, congrats on ur employment en rise in pay, en good luck in ur career.

hey, what's with the party crashers eh? can't a dude have a little fun in da house? whoever complains again is a spoil sport. whether here or the sports section we can write whatever!!!!

To the Liverpool fans, WE WILL NEVER WALK ALONE.!!!!!!!

how in da world'sname do ya submit da damn form eh??

hey dudes, I wrote d test last year en i still got shortlisted for this one. I guess lightening does strike twice at the same place eh,

I must say here that the manner with which some organizations carry out their test procedures is appalling. Ask anyone who wrote the IRS airlines test yesterday en u'll get ur answer. I'd be better off hanging out at a local pub gettin drunk, which was what i eventually ended up doin yesterday. GOSH!!!!! For chrissakes, we are graduates, not some material picked from somewhere, these people can't keep treating us like garbage!!!!!

hey, i also got tha text. thanx for tha test format. one!!!!