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and funny enough, we discussed suing them. Even if we don't win, it makes them more responsible. Another complained of his luggage taken to Saudi whilst he was travelling to another continent. got it after 3 months |
very irresponsible airline. was aboard with their flight to Dakar yesterday. after over 2 hours delay, they left most persons luggage in Lagos. my luck was I was travelling light. |
Les:This is wisdom. I will store it in my kidney. Thank you very much. if you were in that situation, what would you have done? as the lady discovering panty... Thanks one again for sharing this useful info |
Yeah good people. sometimes, you so caught in the act, that what you need is damage control. Meet this gal in a class while at school. She asked me a crazy question, after some serious scoping. Speedy, can you fvck? I gather liver and replied that these things are not talk inclined. Told her I will do my best. D day, I got implements and told AY to stand guard, in case its a setup. Yours sincerely did his best. A week later, hanging out in school, AY came with one dude, we all got hosting and later asked... Nne nko? I smiled and gave little hint. The guy was seriously laughing too and AY burst the bubble... Tony, na your Nne he bang so. shey I tell you say that babe na okpo. you dey waste money and time, still she no let you enter. Embarrassing. very embarrassing. I looked at the niggah's face and felt like shooting AY. walking away was best, I can't be friends with Tony but for AY, he is still my guy. Lesson. don't give details of your sexcapades. simple yes and no is OK for confirmation. |
Les:Some girls are mischievous. they wanna leave footprint. since she stayed over, she might have washed it and "forgot" it with my clothes she helped with too. Maybe my gf's anger issue got in her way, or the owner don't know how to wash. but no matter what, I Can't know its Owner and have never seen panty lately. |
sometimes, ladies spin on us too. got a girl. I invigilated with my fingers and her stuff was wider than a virgin's wildest wish. bae, what happened? she gave a lucid illustration of how she jumped into the river while younger and landed on a stick inside the water and it impaled her. The operation widened her. her survival was a miracle. I felt like crying. yes, crying for joy. this is a young, beautiful with a very pointed and bouncing promising future. I only sympathized asked to see the damage, which she obliged. it got to the needful in no time. truly, a tree fell inside. later she held me close and cried, that I just deflowered her. I told her I love her as the lion love the sheep, knowing she is too lazy to think. In this case, try not to argue with a dull girl. you wear yourself out and you lose out too. play along. |
like my good man posited, don't jump into conclusion cos you saw "used condoms" wrapped in a nylon in the kitchen. he might be formulating a new disposal mechanism for condoms or studying the effect of heat on the elasticity of latex or even the sensual conductivity of latex at above room temperature. Either way, it can be managed. Leaving evidence behind is the hallmark of a learner in spinning matters. but leaving the package in the kitchen en-route the waste bin is pitiable. you have yourself a bingo. some of us are lions. You can't catch us and even when you do, after spinning the situation, you might wanna check your sanity. So, goodnews. he isn't a bad guy. don't mind those telling you to leave, some are struggling to be an approved side chick. |
Lying looks bad. I would prefer to call it a spin. if your gf is smart and intelligent, use documented evidence. engage her mentally. Last December, she came around. (Another one though). we got emotional and she demanded for a condom. we haven't seen for about 5 months. scratching my head a while, I reached out and emerged with just a piece. I took the risk cos this signal might not come in the next 6 months. I was trying to hurry the process but for where? You seem prepared. Speedy, where is the full pack? haba... dear, am not in the business of buying condoms nah. what for? but this, I got it free. Yesterday was world's Aids day. these NGOs were sharing and educating people. been in my line of work too, it was out of solidarity I accepted just this. and voilà.. here you are. check it yourself. key here is balance. To switch to her emotional part, I held the condom in sync with the very aggrieved member. she had to choose whom ye would follow. Note. when with an intelligent and educated lady, don't go kissing and touching when there is an issue to spin. Appeal to her logic and look to a meeting point with her emotions. Good thing is that they think on a straight line. |
falconey:Good brother, choose liking instead of liken, in this sense. Gracias. |
It takes courage to lie. Lying is an art, not just act. It take courage to look into the eyes of someone you care for and just lie. Meringe:The above post motivated this thread. We have been caught in the act cause when can't control all the variables. Slipping away from it and leaving everyone happy is genius. Am gonna share some of mine, My gf came around and was fixing the apartment. Going through the clothes, she saw a female pant. she went to the kitchen, got a knife and impaled the pants, brought it to the sitting room. Dangling it in front of me menacingly with reckless abandon, she demanded an answer. I knew immediately, judging from the size of the waist. I immediately show surprise and shot back a question. pant? where? how? You asking me? among your clothes of course. Never get angry. Now use the situation for your favour. my reaction was simple. quietly said the only possibility would be my neighbor. Yes. she helped packing my clothes when it was about raining. Key here is supporting your assertion. I gently told her she should come along, let's ask my neighbor. and stabbing the pant with a knife doesn't look civil. At least, the knife got out of the way. we both headed to the first apartment. knock knock... plz, Trish. is this yours or your flatmate's. She helped packing my clothes from the lines... She took a cursory look at the pant and the situation, then said no. and judging by the size, hardly her mates own. why not ask Vivian? off to Vivian's apartment. sensing I was ready to comb to the whole Lagos state, she gave up. |
Meringe:Hahaha. nice one man. You made me remember so many Tinz. Well, @ OP. You can use the situation to your advantage. Dispose the package from the kitchen. Bring up a lil talk on something like ...wrapped in a nylon. Though you left it sha. watch his reaction, don't discuss it further. if you can wait a couple of weeks, wake him up gently at night, tell him of the content. you have him by his balls. and don't push the discussion further. |
Is that girl too dumb not to differentiate a worn panty and a washed one