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RomanceRe: Lady Tired Of Being Single Accepts Proposal From Her Imaginary Boyfriend (Photos by speedchariot(m): 3:57pm On Dec 12, 2017
What you think about you bring about. In my religion, Imagination leads to actualization. She will soon celebrate.
PoliticsRe: BBC Report On "Imo State Commissioner Of Happiness- Photo by speedchariot(m): 7:04am On Dec 06, 2017
grin Igbo not IBO. Mind you, Rochas is not an Igbo man. In Ask Nnamdi Kanu ...Okorohausa.
FamilyRe: Mourners At Man’s Burial In Enugu Confess To Killing Him With Juju by speedchariot(m): 1:40am On Nov 09, 2017
Omor! They can do strong thing...I served there as a youth Kopa...There is a shrine every where in that town. Ayamelum







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https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/11/5-mourners-mans-burial-confess-killing-juju/[/quote]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Another Big Monitor Lizard Got Trapped In My Backyard (2.0) by speedchariot(m): 10:51am On Nov 07, 2017
This animal is a god somewhere in Ogbaru LGA,Anambra State.....Keep it safe pls.



RapportNaija:
Just a few days ago, I reported on how one hungry Monitor Lizard devoured 3 eggs and got trapped when he attempted to escape: https://www.nairaland.com/4152585/big-monitor-lizard-got-trapped - well his younger family member, who is obviously a dumbhead came to check on the slain Lizard whereabouts a day before yesterday, only to be tempted by fresh chicken eggs, and it got trapped in a smaller trap.

Now, this latest catch was more chilling (and cringing at the same time) because I witness how it was stabbed to eternity. Getting stabbed multiple times is not a good way to die - I could tell from the writhing of the animal as life escaped it.

What baffled me once again is how long these Monitor Lizards' tails are, bigger than some snakes.

At the rate at which Lizards are getting caught in my backyard, I think my Papa and his friend must think the gods are mad. It's safe to call this season "Season Of The Monitor Lizard".

I hope the government passes a law that mandates taxes to paid on animals hunted in the wild. If there was that law right now, my Papa and his friend would be a defaulter. And I would testify in support of the Lizards to have them locked for life. They would soon finish all the goddamn Monitor Lizards and all other reptiles visiting my backyard.

I am certain the animals are now hotheaded in the creaks, meeting on how to curb this incessant hunting of their folks. I am on their side, after watching the death of one of them in a cold-blooded stabbing routine.

Lalasticlala, you have to join and let's advocate for non-killings of reptiles. This animals will soon be endangered, and the ecosystem will lack!

I couldn't wait to see how this lizard was skinned and mashed up with spices in the pot of pepper soup - I'm sure it went down with couple 33s and Trophy drinks. I had to see Conte stab Mourinho with a Morata header.

So, there you have it, pictures of the bloody Lizard in the trap below:
SportsRe: Kanu Nwankwo Arrives Indonesia With Other EPL Legends (Photos) by speedchariot(m): 11:03pm On Nov 06, 2017
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NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This idiot is busy touring with EPL legends while his mate George Weah is the President-elect of a country.


Amara sorry I disrespected your husband; but the truth gotta be told.
Right now, Nwankwo KANU can't even win a councillorship election in his ward at Amannagwu, Arochukwu.
You just reacted like a village elder...Go out there, and see what your mates are doing... See wizkid,davido,etc they are all your mate... Efu me fu.
BusinessRe: Lady Flaunts Money She Withdrew From ATM, Says "I'm A Money Spender" (Pics) by speedchariot(m): 10:05pm On Oct 20, 2017
Evans mood activated...



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biacan:
sis GOD bless your hustle
Car TalkRe: Hummer Jeep Carries Bamboo Sticks From Market In The East (Photos) by speedchariot(m): 11:31pm On Oct 19, 2017
See 'casting'.... ;I felt the same way,the day I saw Ibadan boy with Gucci branded pant... Lesson: Don't of earthly wealth. Your annual salary, is someone's daily offering.




quote author=CastedDude post=61581949]Some years ago, Hummer Jeeps were so much valued in Nigeria that a "man can even be imprisoned for scratching the luxury car".lol.. Despite being what it is, the car seems to have moved out of fashion as some Hummer Jeep owners are now using them to "less important" services such as this.

According to an online user, this luxury Hummer H2 was spotted being used to convey bamboo sticks from a timber market in the eastern part of the country. The vehicle was reportedly the center of attraction in the market.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/hummer-jeep-spotted-used-transport-bamboo-sticks-east-photos.html[/quote]
CrimeRe: Lady Who Jumped A Fence To Steal Biscuits In Anambra Stripped Unclad (Photos) by speedchariot(m): 10:36am On Oct 18, 2017
Dear,wickedness to humanity. They remote controlled her to shame. The devil cometh to destroy.




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Cfan:
steal BISCUIT ? this is certainly not ordinary''' for a big girl like her to scale fence only to steal biscuits.pls they should rather help her to find solution to the bad spirit her villagers invoked in her not to srip her naked ,come on people
CrimeRe: Lady Who Jumped A Fence To Steal Biscuits In Anambra Stripped Unclad (Photos) by speedchariot(m): 10:33am On Oct 18, 2017
Who did this jazz. Village Green leaf Doctor is at work
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photo: Physically Challenge Barber Seen In Nigeria (his Client Chapdee Post On F by speedchariot(m): 6:55am On Sep 28, 2017
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Naijacityblog:
Photo: Physically Challenge Barber seen in Nigeria (His Client Chapdee Post on Facebook Captured)


http://www.naijacityblog.com/2017/09/photo-physically-challenge-barber-seen.html
One healthy guy in Calabar will keep shouting 'ubonowo' find me something! /Forming fine boy with a starched shirt...
EntertainmentRe: Curvy Contortionist Shows Her Flexibility In Hot Photos by speedchariot(m): 6:34am On Sep 28, 2017
IamRaizo:
I won't say a word... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed embarassed
So you didn't see that dog's position grin.... It is too risky..
PoliticsRe: Senator Ademola Adeleke Dancing In A Church In USA (Pics, Video) by speedchariot(m): 2:36pm On Sep 18, 2017
Don't pity us. Shebi you go to Church and package. No dance, No clap. Hit man..When Malaria comes,you start doing everything TB Joshua say. Ride on.After all it is an exercise.


quote author=ModusOperandi post=60584072] its a pity for you too. is it now a crime to dance?[/quote]
FamilyRe: My Mum's Pride Is Breaking My Family Apart. by speedchariot(m): 2:26pm On Sep 18, 2017
Spartacus said "Never you drop your f**king guard". As a man,contribute as little as you can,she will understand. Instead of telling stories. A man that earn #400,000? It seems he does Nairabet. Give as little as you can. Give a good woman a thousand, she will use eight hundred ,and save the remaining for her kids.



quote author=Adaumunocha post=60583832]Thereby making the man seem weak before others? Two becomes one.[/quote]
FamilyRe: My Mum's Pride Is Breaking My Family Apart. by speedchariot(m): 2:21pm On Sep 18, 2017
"No Smoke without Fire" in Pete Edoche's voice
Life is Spiritual.
If you are Christian involve your Pastor in this. You can save their marriage by praying for them. Small fight will always lead to big one if not tamed or managed. Your Dad "bedded" the strange woman woman, in other to spite your mum. If this is not fix ASAP,he will find comfort in her.

Don't take side in this issue. You can't be a product of a broken home. Pray for peace. Prayer is the key,and the application of principles.



BrotherJesu:
My mum is very beautiful, and successful yoruba woman but dosent regard her husband a bit,
Trouble got out hands when she got her first car and her husband who is an engineer doesnt have one yet,she then became pompous and over protective of the car that even those around; church and family knew that popxy doesnt own the car. Mumc is an established fashion designer and holds several positions in Nigerian Union ofTailors, as a result of this she comes home very late not givin any excus. As time goes by she stopped cooking him as she is always busy with work or travelling on state sponsored trips she does not bother to notify her husband whenever she is travelling.
There was a day i was so angry kus even my friends have started to take note and it becoming embarrasing, so i spoke with her, while talking she broke down in tears, she said she is the one responsible for 80 percent of the house expenses that popcy recieves 400k monthly bt always complaining of bin broke, she said other things i cant really type here.
This went own for a long time, they soon became enemies in the same house everyone going there way doing things differently, admist all these popsy has never rised his voice on her even when mumcy somethings did very annoing stuffs.
In the heat of this, popsy impregnated another babe although i have never seen the woman nor the child since birth which is close to two years. He apologised and promised to never bring them to interfere in our lives.
However this literary set our house on fire. While mumc was gettin over the haertbraek, she promised to get back at him which i didnt undesrand then.
Early this year, mumc bought 2 cars at ones, i was very surprised as she normally tell me her moves, she gave me one while she uses the other one. What broke myy hear was that she kept the one she was using before under cover when i asked her why she didnt allow popxy have that one she said she he should go buy his own and warned me that the day she will see him use my car na problem .
For sometime now she has been joking about moving us out of the country without his knowlege.
Popxy right now has facilitated his tramsfer to delta state.
Now they dont even see neida do they communicate again
the whole thing is driving me insane as i dont see popman coming to the house again pls guys help a brother what do i do
excuse my typo and coherence.
RomanceRe: Man Blasted For Sharing After-Sex Photos With His Girlfriend On Facebook by speedchariot(m): 2:07pm On Sep 18, 2017
This is a clear case of "two fighting". Or " Mummy and Daddy play".. You know nah

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IamSINZ:
So when a guy and a girl take selfies while lying on a bed, it automatically means they just had sex? What if they're still waiting on Junior who went to buy the condom to arrive?
PoliticsRe: Soldier Sleeps In "Grave" And Fights Boko Haram (Photos) by speedchariot(m): 2:02pm On Sep 18, 2017
Charles Sea,should be flogged for showing boko boys their Tactics. This is unprofessional....In NIGeria you Go arboreal..you snap, Enter the tunnel, you snap. Now I know why NNAMDI KANU called her a Zoo.


quote author=zoba88 post=60577972]A Nigerian soldier,Charles Sea, fighting Boko Haram in the northeast has taken to Facebook to share photos of the 'grave' where he spends the night everyday.He wrote.

'Happy Sunday friends and my dear good people of God, thank God I made it today again in land of the living, from this grave I woke every morning to carry out my daily duty'

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/09/this-grave-i-wake-up-every-morning.html?m=1[/quote]
Foreign AffairsRe: Marisa Papen, Model Jailed Over Nude Photoshoot At Egyptian Temple by speedchariot(m): 9:32am On Sep 18, 2017
Good judge! ,but you deployed python in south east for a dance,undermining the fact that python in scared in the East. Nature will judge.!!!!

Japhet04:
How can she be so insensitive as not to respect the cultural heritage of the Egyptian nation, she deserves more than that
CelebritiesRe: Afia Schwarzenegger Meets Prophet One For Counseling After Her Sex Scandal by speedchariot(m): 11:41pm On Sep 13, 2017
She would have seek for wise counsel before 'bedmatic'. Hypocrite! grin angry[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
PoliticsRe: Kiki Osinbajo Opens Glam’ D Africa In Abuja (Photos) by speedchariot(m): 2:35am On Sep 13, 2017
Glam of looters. Another avenue for .....# Nnamdi KANU must hear this.
FashionRe: Lady Buys Python Skin Handbag In Port-Harcourt, Neigbour Sees It & Faints (Photo by speedchariot(m): 9:56pm On Sep 12, 2017
The effect of Operation python dance.
RomanceRe: Getting Married To A Man Who Earns 35,000 As Salary by speedchariot(m): 3:23pm On Sep 05, 2017
[color=#006600][/color] I can see someone with a good sense of judgement.

Evaberry:
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It is only lazy girls who don't hustle that expect a man to provide all their needs and buy countless human hair that have a problem with this.


35k Alone cannot build a home so why don't you hustle, add your earnings and encourage your man to be business oriented. well you can't blame or hate on someone for their choices

but Even dangote did not start with millions.
CrimeRe: Air Force Operatives Descend On Tax Force Men In Calabar. Photos by speedchariot(m): 2:14pm On Aug 30, 2017
Next time the Governor will be beaten. Task force,is now a lucrative biz in Calabar. 100marian,Green sheriff, Infrastructure development levy, Dopt,Gaseous emission levy,Hawkers levy,Biz premises levy,CTRA,On land levy,Packing permit levy.The above institutions have taskforce attached to them. You can't roll out your delivery van or taxi without spending #10,000 a day.
EducationRe: Slay Queen Pops 100 Bottles Of Andre Wine On Her Body After Graduation by speedchariot(m): 11:01am On Aug 06, 2017
Tax payer's money

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